Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 325 The handsome lord of Fangcun Mountain, the great happy Buddha!
Jiangnan University Town.

Song Shuhang was hiding in the dormitory and secretly watching a movie. There was no one around, so he was not doing anything bad. The main reason was that his roommate had already taken a leave of absence due to a cold and did not have to go to class. If he did not take this opportunity to slack off, it would be a shameless act.

Just as he was about to look for a recent film, he heard his phone ding and discovered that a stranger had added him as a friend in the Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group that he had inexplicably joined.

"ID: The handsome Lord of Fangcun Mountain, the great Happy Buddha requests to add you as a friend!"

Song Shuhang was stunned for a moment. He looked at his own QQ name, which was "Shushan Pressure", and then looked at the other party's. For some reason, he felt that it was a bit rustic, and the other party's name seemed a bit...

He hesitated, but still chose to add it, then silently stretched out two fingers and tapped slowly on the keyboard. As soon as he typed the two words "Hello", he swallowed back the question "Did you add the wrong person?"

Just because that stranger, the Lord of Fangcun Mountain, who calls himself Happy Buddha, has sent a bunch of messages.

"You are a young man who has just joined the chat group! In view of your pink and innocent xx, this Buddha is merciful and chooses to give you a chance. You only need to deduct one point to join the Happy Buddha Sect. The purpose of this Buddha Sect is: cultivate immortality and enjoy endless happiness!"

Song Shuhang: Huh?
He took a look at the message sent by the other party. His head, which had been feeling dizzy due to a cold, suddenly seemed to clear up a little. He silently opened his own text message box, where there was a note "Hao Da'er". It was actually a message from his roommate.

Haodaer: Hello, I am Qin Shi Huang, I am not dead, I am just hiding in a place, v50 me, and after I have a big meal in KFC, I will immediately lead my troops north to conquer the world and make you the king!

Song Shuhang sniffed his nose. He thought he just had a cold and his brain was a little hot and uncomfortable, but he was not stupid. It must be that his roommate was playing a prank on him again.

Such a simple trick.

Only primary school students would believe it!
He thought of the so-called Jiuzhou chat group he had just joined, where all kinds of real people popped up and spoke strange languages, chatting about cultivating the Tao and their predecessors. He almost laughed out of anger. Good guy, not only did his roommate fool him, but he also set up a chat group to fool others!
So Song Shuhang opened the voice bar, ready to greet the other party, and then he saw that the Lord of Fangcun Mountain had popped up another message for him.

"Your name is Song Shuhang, your parents' names are xx, your home address is xxx, the website you hide in UC Browser is www.hjxxx.com, and you were a little hungry late at night, so you ordered a takeaway meal worth three thousand yuan."

"A three thousand dollar takeout meal that tastes this good?"

Song Shuhang shed tears, trembling as he let go of the voice bar, and silently typed a message, "Brother, just tell me what you want to say. Do you want me to kill Bin Laden? I'll go right away."

Isn't it just for horror?
I would rather die than leave my innocence in this world!

The Lord of Fangcun Mountain: "You are predestined with my Buddhist sect, you have unique talents, and you are a genius that appears only once in a million years. The responsibility of saving the world is now entrusted to you. As long as you join my Happy Buddhist sect, I will appoint you as the deputy sect master!"

The Lord of Fangcun Mountain: "Let's talk face to face. I am the reincarnation of the Buddha. I am not used to these modern things. I am in the South Canteen of the University City. I am bathing in the holy water in this canteen. Come and find me."

The school’s South Canteen?

Song Shuhang hesitated for a moment. Although he had just said that he would keep his innocence even if he died, he still hesitated when the time came. He didn't know who the other party was or what he wanted from him. As for the extraordinary genius or joining the Happy Buddhist Sect, he didn't believe a word of it.

A few minutes later.

He stuffed his nose with toilet paper and rode his electric scooter to the South Restaurant in a hurry. He was still a little afraid that the other party would kill him, but a man's innocence is also innocent!

Then Song Shuhang saw the empty cafeteria. Zhang Tian was sitting there eating a hamburger and drinking Happy Fat House Water. He was a stranger he didn't know. He was wearing slippers and looked no different from a college student.

Song Shuhang walked over hesitantly.

I asked cautiously.

"Lord of Fangcun Mountain, Happy Buddha?" He felt so ashamed!

And the so-called holy water for bathing is just drinking happy fat house water?

Zhang Tian nodded, indicating that the code was successful. Looking at Song Shuhang who had a bad cold, he had already ordered a cup of Coke for him, "Try it. This Buddha has already exerted great power in it. Drink it and it will cure your cold!"

Song Shuhang didn't know why, but he believed it. He took a sip of the Coke and felt warm. His whole body felt much better. The cold was gone in an instant. His eyes suddenly widened and he felt as if he had really seen a god.

then……

"I asked Auntie to add ginger. It worked well, didn't it?"

Song Shuhang: ...

He shed tears quietly, feeling that his life was over. He was sure that when he got older, he would definitely be the type of person who would be chased to sell health products.

He looked at Zhang Tian in front of him with a stern face. After confirming that he did not know him, he asked in confusion, "Who are you? What do you want from me? And... uh... how do you know so much detailed information about me?"

"You can call me Buddha. As for why I'm looking for you."

Zhang Tian had a smile on his face. If other reincarnations entered this world and tried to seize luck according to the Lord God's requirements, they would probably be confused, running around, and get nothing in the end.

But he already had a goal. After all, what could be more satisfying than taking advantage of the protagonist's luck?
He enjoyed the monkey’s welfare!

So Zhang Tian stated his purpose, "It's still what we talked about before. I'm optimistic about you. Are you interested in joining my Happy Buddha Sect and helping me promote Happy Buddha Dharma?"

"Brother, believing in a cult is against the law,"

Zhang Tian snapped his fingers, and then Song Shuhang was stunned, just because he heard a clear prompt sound.

"Zhi Fu Bao has arrived, 100 million yuan!"

Song Shuhang:?

His heart was pounding. After all, as a college student, this was too much money. He didn't expect that a scene from a TV series about wealthy families would appear in front of him.

But he has a bottom line!
Song Shuhang shook his head. "It was not easy for my parents to raise me. I went to college and I am a top-ranked university student. After graduation, I can make a million with my own hands. I..."

Zhang Tian snapped his fingers again.

"Zhi Fu Bao has arrived, 100 million yuan."

Song Shuhang: ...

"I……"

"Zhi Fu Bao has arrived, 100 million yuan."

Song Shuhang: I'm sorry, this is a college student's belief! He gave me so much!
(End of this chapter)