Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 331: Land? You must be a river god!

After Song Shuhang's several days of hard work.

Finally, there has been some progress.

Fairy Yu Rou decided to come to Jiangnan City to meet them offline. After listening to the introductions from the people in the group and chatting with them over the past few days, he always felt that the other party must be a naive person and an easy target.

Song Shuhang already felt that the cultivation method had some promise, and looked at Zhang Tian excitedly, "Boss, the person is about to come, should we make a coordinated plan to trick the person into giving us the method?"

But what confused him was

Zhang Tian didn’t have any plans. He would just ask the other party for it directly when the time came, and the other party would definitely give it to him.

Song Shuhang: Huh? ?

There was a storm in his mind, full of question marks, because he really couldn't think of what kind of strange train of thought this was. After all, it's like when you ask a passerby what your bank card password is, the answer you get is definitely a warm greeting to your parents.

Inheriting martial arts skills or something.

It must be very precious.

How can you give it just like that?

Song Shuhang thought so, but when he followed Zhang Tian to the agreed place, he soon saw the legendary Fairy Yu Rou. She turned out to be a beautiful woman with long straight black hair and long legs. She walked briskly and it was obvious that she was not someone who could be easily fooled. She was quite smart and capable.

He thought to himself, "Oh no!"

How can such a person be called a naive person?

It’s definitely not easy to fool people into learning this skill, and I’m afraid a fight might break out soon!
Song Shuhang was bewildered as he looked at Zhang Tian and said to Fairy Yu Rou in a serious tone, "Your father is such a fool. He kept you locked up on the island for so long and never let you see the world, as if he was afraid that you would be deceived. He is indeed the Fairy Ling Yu who is so calculating. Don't worry, I am here to take care of you!"

"What kind of skills did you practice?"

"I forgot. Let me see it so I can give you some pointers."

Then, in Song Shuhang's confused eyes, the Fairy Yurou, who was definitely not easy to fool, believed it foolishly, and even grinned with her big teeth bared, and kept thanking him, "I really count on you! Senior in the chat group! Thank you for your care, you are such a kind person!"

Song Shuhang: ...

Song Shuhang: With this IQ... what a waste of a pair of long legs...

Zhang Tian took the skills with a smile, and took Fairy Yu Rou, a little girl who had never experienced the dangers of society, back home. When she saw the machine he had built to produce the Body Tempering Pills, her eyes widened and she was convinced.

With Song Shuhang looking at him like a fool, he took out all of his father's unique skills and gave them all to Zhang Tian, ​​saying that a top boss like him would never lie to me!
Song Shuhang felt a little sympathetic to the other party's father. No wonder the Immortal Venerable would not let his daughter leave the island. She was so easily deceived. He was afraid that in a few years, he would be patting his belly at the island gate and showing off the will-o'-the-wisp with a stupid yellow-haired boy.

But soon, he found that he seemed to be extremely wrong.

Because he saw Fairy Yu Rou booking a high-speed rail ticket to go to Luoxin Street in the next city, to a place called Guideng Temple, looking for something.

Song Shuhang: "Why did you book my high-speed rail ticket?"

"Don't you want to go?"

"Uh... I'm a college student, I have to go to class!"

"It's okay. Your teacher had a minor accident. He was hit by a car and injured his foot. He can't come."

Song Shuhang hadn't noticed anything unusual yet, and naively thought that the teacher was just unlucky, so he continued, "You don't know, even if my teacher doesn't teach, there are substitute teachers."

"Your substitute teacher's foot was bitten by a dog, so he will most likely not be able to come."

Song Shuhang had a bad feeling.

"I also have a counselor who can come to hold a class meeting..."

"Your counselor accidentally sprained his foot when getting out of bed, so he can't hold a class meeting for you. It's reasonable, right?" Fairy Yurou showed a sweet smile, which made Song Shuhang sweat coldly. He quietly moved to the side, pulled Zhang Tian with his hand, and kept shouting angrily in his heart.

boss!

has a problem!
This is an abnormal witch!

Zhang Tian sent a brain wave reply: Oh, that’s normal, my brain isn’t working well.

Song Shuhang: ...

Song Shuhang: The way she handles things is terrible!

Zhang Tian: Indeed, I can't just break every teacher's leg every time he comes, that's really cruel. Besides, if you follow me in the future, I'm afraid you will have to ask for leave every day. Well, I think of a way. How about I erase your information from the school?
Song Shuhang:!

Zhang Tian: You can't let me wipe out your university. I am the Buddha, not the devil.

Song Shuhang burst into tears.

He quietly booked a high-speed rail ticket, and then realized that this thing was actually a bit redundant. Zhang Tian shook his head and said, "As an old senior in the cultivation world, I promised to take care of you two juniors. How can I let you take the high-speed rail?"

Fairy Yu Rou looked confused, and had no idea how she could get from this city to another as quickly as possible without alerting ordinary people.

Song Shuhang: "Flying in the sky? Boss, times have changed. We have airplanes now!"

"No, I have a friend."

Under Song Shuhang's confused gaze, he saw Zhang Tian open a book, then reached in and took out a...

Anywhere door?
Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. Your friend likes to eat Dorayaki a little bit, and you call this thing Buddhism?
Just tell me which Buddhism it is from!
Zhang Tian recalled carefully. It seemed that this magical power of making wishes come true was taught by Guanyin Bodhisattva two hundred years ago when he was practicing Taoism in Fangcun Mountain. Guanyin Bodhisattva was invited by Bodhi Patriarch to preach to his group of disciples. At that time, the Southern Emperor Yan was also present. It was indeed Buddhism, and he did not lie.

He just waved his finger and said the address he wanted to go to, and the door flashed and took everyone through to another city, the Ghost Lantern City in Luoxin Street.

Fairy Yu Rou's face was full of disbelief. After checking the changes in the location of her mobile phone, stars appeared in her eyes. No one knew how great a temptation this door was to her, who was directionally challenged, afraid of trouble, and socially anxious. She prayed from the bottom of her heart that she must take Zhang Tian in front of her as her master, join his sect, and learn this magical power!

"The navigation shows that we are indeed in Luoxin Street, but there is no Guideng Temple nearby..."

"You are using the evil navigation, right?"

Not only did the navigation not show it, but even passers-by around didn't know where Guideng Temple was, which left everyone dumbfounded.

Where did the door lead them to?

Although it is domestic.

But it’s not Gui Lantern Temple!

Zhang Tian touched his chin and decided to use the most primitive method. "I have a friend who once taught me a way to ask for directions."

Song Shuhang: Again? Definitely unreliable!

"Land, come out!"

Song Shuhang: In modern society, big brother! How can there still be such a thing as land?

Boom~~
A little old man crawled out of the soil, "Great Buddha, are you looking for the Golden Ghost Lantern Temple, the Silver Ghost Lantern Temple, or the ordinary Ghost Lantern Temple?"

Song Shuhang: You have changed your job to become the River God, right?

ps: Alas, I wanted to do something, but it seems not satisfactory. I thought too much and my writing was too scattered and a bit watery. I tried to merge the three chapters into two chapters as a break. I did write for seven or eight hours every day for three months in a row. My inspiration was a bit exhausted and I was a bit tired.

I'm sorry to disappoint my readers, this article is going to be short and weak.

(End of this chapter)