It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 540 Liu Zheng: Boss, your butt is so big that I can't sit down

Chapter 540 Liu Zheng: Boss, your butt is so big that I can't sit down
"This is."

Liu Zheng looked in the mirror and his pupils suddenly shrank.

I saw a hairless goose curled up in the mirror, its pink body covered with peck wounds.

Its head was pecked beyond recognition and one of its eyes was pecked out.

"Ugly?"

The big white goose asked lightly.

"ugly."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

"This is my real appearance. What you see is me made up. Do you understand now why I am so good at makeup?"

The big white goose said.

"understood."

He nodded.

"The ugly duckling clan will secretly lay their eggs in the nests of other birds, then select the best chick, rob it of its appearance and talents, and tamper with the memory of the big bird."

"So I'm the real black swan, and that guy is just an ugly duckling."

The big white goose said coldly.

"It took away everything that belonged to me. I was admitted to an art school based on my talent, and then I entered a theater and stepped onto the big stage that originally belonged to me, enjoying the applause that should have been given to me."

"Becoming a makeup artist is just a way to make a living. Becoming a dancer is my dream."

It stood on tiptoe as if wanting to dance, but gave up after seeing itself in the mirror.

"Anyway, kill it and bring its body to me. I will pretend I don't know what you did in secret."

The big white goose said.

"Big Brother, you know me well. It's hard for me to leave an intact body after killing someone."

Liu Zheng said in embarrassment.

"Then bring me its feet, or a duck neck will do."

The big white goose said.

"I'll try my best. I'll take whatever's left. If all else fails, I'll bring all the fur back. You can glue it together and maybe it can be used."

"Does this kid usually chat with you like this?"

The big white goose glanced at him and said to the cows and horses with a strange expression.

"He talked to me about much more than that."

Niuma complained.

"No wonder they all say you have a good temper. I thought they were insulting you, but now it seems to be true."

The big white goose said.

"Of course not. If it were someone else, he would have been skinned alive and used as a butt pad."

The cattle and horses looked at Liu Zheng eagerly.

"Boss, your butt is so big that even if you peel off my skin, it won't fit."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Then I'll sit on the half side."

Niuma said stubbornly.

"Aren't you afraid of getting prickly heat on this side?"

He rolled his eyes.

"Then I'll use a needle to poke a few more holes for ventilation."

The cow and horse represent fearlessness.

"Be careful not to leave the needle there and puncture your hemorrhoids."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Haha. Alright, you two can continue bickering. I'm leaving first."

The big white goose laughed twice and said.

"Who wants such an unlucky son?"

"I don't have a father with hemorrhoids."

The two "people" said in unison.

"You two both spoke the same number of words, and you still say they are not your biological children. Okay, I'm leaving."

The big white goose turned around and prepared to go for a walk.

"Big Brother, you haven't told me the information about the Black Swan yet."

Liu Zheng called out to it.

"There is only one black swan dancing in the theater. I can only tell you that there is a scar on its neck, which I pecked out. As for other information, you have to look it up yourself."

The big white goose flapped its wings and flew away unsteadily.

"This old guy is really hard to deal with."

As soon as it disappeared from sight, Niu Ma's face immediately sank.

"Is the customer service department sure that they sent that traitor?"

Liu Zheng asked.

What the White Goose was talking about what they did secretly was obviously referring to getting that mummy traitor out of the country.

"If Ottawa doesn't intervene, then that's a done deal."

Niuma said.

"Then let's put it off for now. Anyway, it didn't say when I should finish it. I've already talked to the people at the Border Management Bureau. When the time comes, the traitor will have to die without Salmon and I having to do anything."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Border Management Agency"

Niu Ma looked at him with complicated expressions.

"If Porco Rosso had known you earlier, maybe this wouldn't have been the ending for him and Chihaya."

"It's not too late now. I've asked the gravekeeper to find Chihaya's soul. Then I'll give the resentful fish to the two of them to eat, and buy them a luxurious grave. Their lives may not be worse than when they were alive."

"Well, when the time comes, we can move Natasha and Wangsheng over there as well, and then we'll have children too."

He made clear arrangements for the Red Pig couple.

"Humph, I don't even have a mansion yet, but you bought one for that kid first."

Niuma said with some jealousy.

"It's okay. I'll buy you one when you die. It will definitely be bigger than theirs."

Liu Zheng comforted.

"You ride on the horse!"

The cows and horses raised their hooves to kick him, but he dodged them skillfully.

"I'm on the phone, boss, stop making trouble."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles and picked up the phone.

"Humph!"

Of course the cows and horses would not stop there. Although they did not kick him, they used their horns to cut a nine-square grid on his body, and only then did they calm down.

"What's wrong, Daji?"

Liu Zheng just let it go and answered the phone and asked.

"Boss, a bunch of people rushed into the villa."

Niu Daji lowered his voice and said.

"Did they find you?"

he asked.

"I think I found out. I saw someone looking in my direction."

Niu Daji said.

Its strength is not weak, but it originally worked as a doorman and never learned any covert means, so it was normal for it to be discovered.

"Then just wait and see. If they don't care about you, don't care about them. Find out and report back if you have any news."

Liu Zheng said.

"Okay. Ah, boss, they're coming out!"

Niu Daji suddenly shouted.

"So soon? What about the mother and daughter?"

he asked.

"I didn't see anyone, but they brought out two suitcases, so maybe the people are inside."

Niu Daji said.

"Ah."

Judging from the style of Metropolitan Museum of Art, Niu Daji’s guess should be the fact.

"You go negotiate with them."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

"Do you want to save people? Boss, I'm not afraid of death, it's mainly because I can't fight."

Niu Daji asked with difficulty.

It can't die because of the armor passed down from its ancestors, but it is powerless to save people.

"No need to save them, just give them the family photo. The most important thing for a family is to be together."

Liu Zheng said.

The family portrait was something that Stag Beetle always carried with him, so if they were buried together, it could barely be considered a cenotaph.

"What if they don't accept it?"

"Don't want to accept it? If not, then let their company get it in order."

he sneered.

"okay!"

Niu Daji happily agreed.

Following such a tough-handed but soft-hearted boss is reassuring and encouraging. "You didn't even ask that minotaur to rescue people?"

The cattle and horses looked at him strangely.

"Why save?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

"Don't you like this kind of hero saving the beauty drama? What's more, it's a mother and daughter, isn't it more exciting?"

"Boss, this is obviously your own XP, right?"

He said with empty eyes.

"Don't get hung up on such details. Just tell me, isn't it?"

"Boss, you've known me for so long, haven't you discovered that I hate the rich?"

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Rich people have too many choices, so I won't give them the chance to regret it."

He said.

The life of a poor person is like walking on thin ice. They have to be cautious all the time to get to the other side. Why should the rich regret their moves?

The reality is that there is no way around it, but once you fall into his hands, you have to abide by his rules.

"Aren't you a rich man now?"

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

"My money is not for my own use, and I won't leave it to my wife and children. It comes with nothing, and it goes with nothing. So I'm not a rich man, I'm just a money carrier."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"You're just talking nonsense. It seems like you're not a good person."

Niuma looked him over and said.

"I never said I was a good person."

If one had to draw a nine-square grid of camps, Liu Zheng thought that he should be jumping back and forth between neutral good and chaotic neutral.

Of course, it doesn’t matter whether it is true or not, as long as he follows his heart.

While Liu Zheng and Niu Ma were chatting about their daily lives, Niu Daji had already taken action.

Looking at the minotaur walking towards them with a swagger, the group of people in suits and sunglasses couldn't help but feel a little confused.

No, you either continue to hide or launch a sneak attack. What's the point of showing up so openly? Aren't you afraid of our large numbers?
"Which of you is the leader?"

Niu Daji poked the iron fork into the ground and shouted loudly.

The men in suits and sunglasses looked at each other and gave way to a man in a suit wearing a floral tie and a diamond brooch.

"I am responsible. Who are you?"

Flower Tie asked.

"My name is Niu Daji, and I'm the younger brother of Liu Zheng, the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant."

Niu Daji said proudly.

When they heard Liu Zheng's name, the man in the flowery tie and the men in suits behind him all changed their expressions.

"Your boss is really going too far. Not only did he kill so many people, but he also chased them home and killed them all."

Flower Tie said dissatisfiedly.

"You must be mistaken. Aren't you the ones who are killing them all?"

Niu Daji pointed at the suitcases in their hands and asked puzzledly.

"What do you mean?"

Flower Tie's face tightened.

"It's nothing. My boss originally asked me to protect them, but these two women saw that the cows were low and refused. So it's not our fault."

"But my boss is kindhearted after all. He allowed me to give them the family portrait so that they can be reunited in the afterlife."

Niu Daji took out the photo and shook it.

"No need for that. We have our own way to reunite their family."

Flower Tie refused without hesitation.

"What does your method have to do with us? Hurry up, your Grandpa Niu has a lot of things to do."

Niu Daji said.

Doctor Nile now considers himself as half-father-in-law of Liu Zheng, so it is justified for him to order Niu Daji around.

Of course, it is not short of money, so the tips are always generous, and Niu Daji works willingly.

Moreover, Niu Daji also saw what Doctor Nile and the others were thinking.

In its opinion, Liu Zheng would definitely not favor only one person, and he would definitely have a large harem by then.

Both the elder and younger father-in-law are fathers-in-law, and it’s definitely a good idea to have a good relationship with them.

If it wasn't inconvenient for it to go somewhere else, it would have licked the fishermen as well.

"You go."

The man in the floral tie nodded his chin at a man in a suit.

"Yes."

The man in the suit walked up to Niu Daji and stretched out his hand.

"Are you city people so rude? Can't you even say please? Even our sheep in the countryside are more polite than you."

Niu Daji had no intention of giving it to him.

"I'm sorry. Please give me the photo."

The man in the suit said this in a submissive manner.

"That's pretty much it."

Niu Daji handed him the photo.

"Will you give way now?"

The man with the floral tie took the photo from the man in the suit, glanced at it, then put it in his pocket and said.

"No, I have to watch those two women get this photo."

Niu Daji shook his head.

Since Liu Zheng said that the family should be reunited, then they should be reunited as a family.

What if this flowery tie doesn't give them the photos? Wouldn't that mean it's failed in its mission?
Niu Daji had never seen Liu Zheng get angry with his own people, and he didn't want to see it, especially he didn't want to be the unlucky one.

"I see you don't want to send photos, you want to save people, right?"

Flower Tie sneered.

"I have been squatting here for eight hundred years. How can I wait for you to come to save people? Even now, my boss will be here in ten minutes if I give him a call. Can you still leave by then?"

Niu Daji said proudly.

"I don't think you can hold us back for ten minutes."

Faced with its arrogant words, Hua Tietie did not completely deny it. After all, Liu Zheng did have a bad reputation.

"If you can't stop me, then you can't stop me. I'm not here to save anyone anyway. If I fail to complete the task, I'll be scolded, and at most I'll be punished to eat shit in the sewer. You guys have made my boss lose face, hehe."

Niu Daji sneered twice.

"How?"

"My boss said that if you don't let his family be reunited, then he will let your family be reunited."

Niu Daji imitated Liu Zheng's tone and said.

"Who are you he's talking about?"

Flower Tie asked.

"Hongsen Culture, who else could it be?"

Niu Daji asked back.

As soon as these words were spoken, the men in floral ties and suits immediately looked strange, as if they were in pain because they were trying hard not to laugh.

"What are you laughing at?"

Niu Daji felt a little confused and unhappy.

"You four hold the bull back. We'll go ahead and let the delivery guy find us."

At a command from the man with flowery tie, four muscular men in suits immediately surrounded Niu Daji, while he left with the rest of the men.

Looking at the men in suits who were using their pectoral muscles to block the air around them, and the smiles on their faces that they could finally not suppress, Niu Daji's heart suddenly skipped a beat and an ominous thought flashed through his mind.

"It's over now."

It said with a sad face.

A moment later, Liu Zheng, who was thinking about how to deal with the remaining drinks and desserts, received another call from Niu Daji.

"Boss, I messed up the job."

Niu Daji said tremblingly.

"Why? They won't accept the photos?"

“They accepted it, but they didn’t give the photos to the two women. They just left.”

Niu Daji said.

"Didn't you tell them what I said?"

"I did, but they didn't care at all. They left a few people to stop me and I left with my men."

Niu Daji replied.

"So you don't give me face? I think Hongsen Culture deserves to be blown up again."