It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 539 Big White Goose: What Hatred and Grudge

"I am back."

Liu Zheng pushed open the door and said.

"Wait, come back when you're clean."

The cows and horses shouted.

“Why should I wash?”

He was puzzled.

"Didn't you go to the sewer to eat shit?"

"Don't spread rumors, boss. I was clearly digging shit in the sewer."

Liu Zheng corrected.

"What's the difference? They're all playing with shit."

Niuma said, covering his nose.

"Don't pretend. With your five senses, can you really cover up the stench? Besides, I didn't dig it myself. I asked the fly man from the sanitation department to do it for me."

He said speechlessly.

"Can you still command the people from the sanitation department?"

Niuma was shocked.

"Hey, each one takes what he needs."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles.

"You are really getting better and better as you grow older."

The cows and horses were a little envious and jealous.

"Don't just watch the thief eat the meat, but don't see the thief being beaten. Although I look like a decent person on the surface, I am actually quite wealthy and prosperous behind the scenes."

He said with a sad face.

"I think you really want to be beaten."

The hooves of the cattle and horses stiffened instantly.

"Haha, just kidding."

Liu Zheng walked into the lounge with a smile on his face.

"Humph."

"Don't be angry, boss. I brought you some delicious food and drinks."

He placed a box in front of the cows and horses.

"You're a wise boy."

Niu Ma looked at the Bad Luck Coffee logo on the box and his expression improved a lot.

"Arguing is one thing, but showing respect is another."

As Liu Zheng spoke, he called the Spider Weaver Lady.

"Squeak!"

Soon, the spider lady crawled out from the shadows.

"Here, these are the drinks and desserts I brought for you. The spirit thread is also in there."

He took out the packaging bag he had prepared long ago and said.

"Squeak!"

"Boss?"

Liu Zheng looked at the cattle and horses.

“It says thank you.”

The latter translated.

"Oh. By the way, why can box weavers speak human language but you can't?"

he asked.

"Squeak!"

"It used to be able to do that, but then it got hurt and it can't do that anymore."

Niuma translated.

"Could it be that human-headed spider that did it?"

"Squeak!"

The spider weaver lady nodded frantically.

Now Liu Zheng understood it without translation.

"It's okay. It can't hurt you anymore."

He patted the spider weaver's head comfortingly.

The latter's head shrank suddenly, but he did not dodge in the end.

"You're so good. Take it. This is for you too."

Liu Zheng took out the alien insect meat reserved for the Spider Weaver Lady from the legendary takeaway box.

"Squeak!"

The spider weaver lady cried out excitedly.

“It says thank you.”

Niuma translated expressionlessly.

"You're welcome. Would you like some, big shot?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Forget it. I'm not interested in bugs."

Niuma licked his lips and said stubbornly.

"Oh. By the way, do you Spider Weavers have a genius called the Artisan Spider Weaver?"

He asked the Spider Weaver.

"Squeak."

The latter nodded while eating.

"What's its relationship to box weavers?"

"Squeak, squeak, squeak."

"It's the box weaver's brother."

Niuma translated.

"Then maybe it was in love with a hermit crab and then followed it into the sea."

Liu Zheng asked again.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak."

"It said yes. It caused quite a stir at first. The spider weaving clan wanted to go out in full force to capture the artisan spider, but later they thought it would be too embarrassing if the news got out, so they gave up. Why are you asking this?"

Niuma translated.

"The Box Weaver asked me to retrieve it."

he replied.

"squeak"

"Then forget it. The weaving skills of the Artisan Spider are among the best in the entire metropolis. No matter where it goes, it is always a guest of honor. It is also very powerful. As long as it doesn't want to come back, no one can bring it back."

Niuma continued translating.

"It's okay. I just want to confirm the authenticity of this matter. I'll decide whether to do it or not later."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles.

After hearing this, Lady Spider said nothing but ate her meal, and soon finished all the drinks and food in front of her.

"squeak"

After saying the last sentence, it slipped away quickly.

"It said it would be done on an expedited basis and given to you tomorrow morning."

Niuma translated.

"Thank you, boss."

Liu Zheng nodded and called Baiyu Chicken again.

"Master Chef, there is something."

"I won't help you with anything else until I complete my commission."

Bai Yu Ji simply hung up the phone.

"嘁~"

He curled his lips.

When it comes to bombing the lottery shop, Liu Zheng feels a bit of a headache.

If he wants to maximize his profits, he must first complete the commission from the Yorozuya and then get the "random dice".

But if he wanted to complete the commission from the Yorozuya Shop, he would have to go to the Shiwandashan Mountains, and the delivery time would take more than one or two hours.

Liu Zheng really couldn't think of a suitable candidate for a moment.

"Boss, are there any other lottery shops in the metropolis?"

he asked.

If it doesn’t work, just blow up this lottery shop and then go to another one to draw.

"Of course there is, but you probably can only go to the one that White Feather Chicken tells you to go to."

Niuma said without even looking up.

"What?"

"Didn't I tell you? Everyone sees the metropolis differently, and what you see is even more different."

Niuma replied.

"What kind of person am I?"

Liu Zheng asked with some guilt.

"Come on, the smell on you is more pungent than the shit in the sewer. Do you really think others are stupid? If you were not arranged by the city hall to come in, we would have thought you were an illegal immigrant who came here illegally."

Niuma rolled his eyes.

"Hey, I didn't hide it from you. You didn't ask."

"What's the point of asking? If you really have a problem, the more we know, the more trouble we'll have. Besides, I thought you wouldn't live to see the next day, so I didn't care where you came from."

Niuma said.

"Are you interested now?"

Liu Zheng asked with a smile.

"No. Hundreds and thousands of years ago, everyone came from outside. Even if you are an illegal resident, it is the city hall's business and has nothing to do with me."

"Besides, you are so well connected in the city hall that you can clean up your illegal residence even if you are an illegal resident. Why should I care about you?" Niu Ma shook his head.

"That's the truth."

He nodded.

Different strength and status will lead to different things being seen.

The cows and horses only saw the incompatibility in him, while the red ghost saw the "strangeness" in him that even it could not erase.

Niuma is just a delivery man who aspires to be a smuggler, so he doesn't care about it. Even if the sky falls, the city hall will support it.

Although the Red Ghost doesn't like City Hall or even the Metropolis, it loves the lives that are trying to survive on this land.

Seeing a cockroach would only make you feel disgusted, but if you saw an alien, you had to get rid of it.

After finishing this topic, Liu Zheng called Big White Goose again.

"What do you want me to do, brother?"

The big white goose asked with a smile.

"Hey, how dare I give you orders, big brother? I'm here to ask you for help again, right?"

He said humbly.

"Do I need to beg you to do something for me? Just send me a text message and I'll be able to get your job done even if I have to stop doing other things."

The big white goose still had a smiling tone.

"I don't know what I did wrong to make you unhappy, big brother, and why you tortured me like this. I will cut you in half right now to make amends. I only ask you to tell me so that I can die knowingly."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Hey, what can you do to make me feel sorry for me? It's almost like I feel sorry for you~"

The tail sound of the big white goose is very long.

"If you say that again, I will be ashamed. So, I brought you coffee and dessert from Bad Luck Coffee, and now I am here to apologize."

"Brother, if you want to punish me, just do it at the door of the customer service department. I will never complain."

He said resolutely.

"I'm just kidding you. Look at you, you're so anxious now. Young people, you still lack cunning. You'll suffer if you continue like this."

The big white goose changed its tone and spoke earnestly.

"That's why I need your advice, Big Brother. Besides, I can't play tricks on you, Big Brother, even if I play tricks on others."

Now it was Liu Zheng's turn to smile.

"Hahaha, your mouth is sweeter than dessert. Tell me, what can I do for you?"

The big white goose asked.

"It's like this. I have a friend who has two daughters from the Painted Skin tribe. Do you know the Painted Skin tribe?"

"Oh, I see. It turns out I have a subordinate from the Painted Skin Clan."

The big white goose said.

"That's great. Anyway, its two daughters are going to have their skins painted soon, and it just so happens that it coincides with the Painted Skin Clan's centennial celebration."

"So it asked me to ask you, the best makeup artist in the Metropolitan Museum, to help win the championship of this celebration."

He said.

"Has my reputation spread outside the restaurant? But there are so many talented people in the Metropolitan, and I, who works behind closed doors, shouldn't be considered the best, right?"

The big white goose was proud but also a little unconfident.

"Big Brother, haven't you heard the story of the Sword God of Shilipo?"

"No, tell me about it."

The big white goose said.

"There was a man who was learning swordsmanship. He took a book on basic swordsmanship and stayed at his hometown, Shilipo, to practice. He practiced for 71 years before he felt that he was ready to go out and practice."

"As a result, he traveled around the world only to find that he was already an invincible sword god when he left home. Big brother, you are such a person."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"That's an exaggeration. How can I be considered a god?"

"A god doesn't have to be a deity. As long as his skills exceed the limits of mortals, he can be called a god. You are the makeup god of the Met."

There was seven points of sincerity in his tone.

After all, it seems that the makeup skills of the big white goose can indeed be called miraculous.

For example, the last cosplay costume, if it hadn’t been repaired by the big white goose, it would have been impossible to achieve the effect of communicating with the white-feathered chicken.

"You are such a flatterer that even the Horse Face can't stop you. But outsiders can't enter the restaurant, and I can't go out. Even if I agree to you, how can I put on makeup for those two little girls?"

The white-feathered chicken asked.

"That's easy. I'll invite them and their family to the restaurant for dinner, and you can just be their waiter. It's just a bit unfair to you, hehe."

Liu Zheng said somewhat embarrassedly.

"I can't say I feel wronged. Even though I'm retired, I'm still a waiter. It's just that the customer service department also has rules. If you want me to serve, it has to be at least a planet-level box."

The big white goose reminded.

"no problem."

He is very rich now, and even if Black Skull can't afford the money, he can pay for it.

Of course, the reward is not as simple as telling him the location of the dark algae.

"So I helped you with this favor, how are you going to repay me?"

The big white goose said.

"There's no point in talking about whether you're getting anything in return for doing something for Big Brother. Just give us your orders."

Liu Zheng was speaking politely.

"I want you to find me a goose."

The big white goose said.

"A goose?"

"Yes, a black swan. When you find it, tell it that Ottawa wants it dead."

"Then?"

"And then send it to die."

The big white goose said coldly.

"May I ask, do you have any grudge against it?"

he asked.

If someone asks him to do a favor like this, he may not ask, but for the big white goose, it is better to ask clearly.

"Do you really want to know?"

The big white goose asked back.

"think."

"If you know, you must help me kill it, otherwise even Li's face can't save you."

The big white goose said.

"Big Brother, for the kindness you have shown me, as long as it does not violate my principles, I will help you get rid of it even if this incident did not happen."

Liu Zheng said in a resounding voice.

No matter what the big white goose's purpose was, the help it provided to him was real.

"Principles? Haha."

The big white goose let out an incomprehensible laugh and then hung up the phone.

"Haha, did you say something wrong?"

Looking at the confused Liu Zheng, Niu Ma, who had been listening, laughed.

"I don't think I said anything."

"How shameless of you to say that to Ottawa in person without violating principles."

Niuma complained.

"That's not face to face."

he argued.

"You can tell Ottawa about this, but you can't say for sure whether they will answer your call or not."

Niu Ma said gloatingly.

This guy has been attracting a lot of attention and has been popular with everyone, but now he has finally fallen from grace.

"Hahaha!!!"

Thinking of this, it couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Boss, you're hurting my eyes."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

"I'm the minister, I can laugh however I want, why do you care?"

Just as Niu Ma was about to laugh even louder, there was a knock on the door of the lounge.

"Who?"

It asked unhappily as its spellcasting was interrupted.

"It's me, Ottawa."

The sound of the big white goose sounded outside the door.

"Uh"

The cows and horses shut their mouths like geese with their necks pinched.

"Quack quack!"

Now it was Liu Zheng's turn to laugh like a goose.

Under the glares of Niuma, he opened the door of the lounge and found the big white goose standing outside, but this time it didn't bring its little push box.

“Hello Big Brother!!!”

Liu Zheng stood at attention and shouted loudly.

"Okay, okay, we're already so familiar with each other, so there's no need to use this trick."

The big white goose flapped its wings and said.

"There has to be a sense of ceremony. Why did you come here in person?"

he wondered.

Is he going to be given something to scout the enemy, just like the Spider Weaver Lady?

"Don't you want to know what grudge I have against it? That's why I came."

The big white goose took out a jeweled mirror from the fluffy feathers on its chest.

"Look in the mirror."

it said.

(End of this chapter)