It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 541 If You Can Do It, You Don’t Need Me to Help Your Wife Solve It

"Oh? Hmm."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and felt that what Niu Daji said should be right.

If they were people from Hongsen culture, they would have escaped. Even if they had to refuse to give the photos to Stag Beetle's wife and daughter, they would at least have said a few polite words and left some wiggle room for each other. They would not have been so abrupt.

The other party is so confident that either he is strong enough to be fearless of his threats, or he is not afraid of him coming to him.

"Did you leave your tongue behind?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Huh? What tongue?"

Niu Daji was puzzled.

"That is, have we captured any enemy that we could force to extract intelligence?"

He explained.

"Oh no. No, those four men in suits were pretty good at running. I stabbed one of them in the ass with a steel fork, and he almost took my steel fork away with him."

Niu Daji said ashamedly.

In terms of resistance, even a cow or a horse would have to work hard to beat it after wearing its ancestral armor.

But when it comes to beating people, it can't beat any one of the four seasonings.

"It's not your fault."

Liu Zheng didn't mean to blame it.

He is just a gatekeeper. What's the difference between expecting Niu Daji to leave one alive after fighting four people alone and expecting cows and horses not to be greedy for money and lustful?
However, Niu Daji's strength really needs to be strengthened, otherwise it will not be enough to just be a meat shield. Since he is the top laner, he must also have damage.

"When we attend the auction, if there are any extraordinary items that are suitable for you, I will get you two."

He said generously.

"Thank you, boss."

Niu Daji was so moved that he almost cried.

I've never seen such a boss. Not only does he not blame you when you mess up the job, but he also thinks of ways to strengthen your strength.

"What are you thanking me for? This is the spirit of our gang. We seek truth from facts and will not take our anger out on our younger brothers just to establish our authority. When you recruit younger brothers in the future, you must pass on this gang spirit, understand?"

Liu Zheng warned.

"Yes! I will definitely be a good boss like you in the future and pass on the gang spirit."

Niu Daji said loudly.

"And the old boss of cattle and horses."

he reminded.

"Yes! I must be a good boss like the cow and horse boss and the boss in the future."

Niu Daji corrected it immediately.

"But Boss, I still don't know what our gang is called."

It scratched its head and said.

"Let's just order takeout for now."

Liu Zheng said casually.

"Then I will be the third in command of the takeaway gang."

Niu Daji said happily.

It has been hanging out with the Jiwei group these past two days and has learned a lot of their vocabulary.

"Yes, yes. Let's go back to the clinic and deliver the drug shit to the 'Pink Kingdom' with the Extreme Flavor Team."

Liu Zheng said perfunctorily.

"Yes!"

After hanging up the phone, two streams of hot and wet breath sprayed on the back of his head.

When he turned around, he saw the cow-horse trying to dilate its nostrils, trying to heat and humidify him.

"Boss, what are you doing?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"When did I set up a takeaway gang? What the hell is the gang spirit? I don't even have any spirit myself."

Niuma rolled his eyes.

"It's established today. As for the gang spirit, it has always existed, but it's just been explicitly confirmed now. You're planning to start your own smuggling business, so you need a few trustworthy people. I think Niu Daji is pretty good. Although he's a little cunning, he's generally reliable."

He explained.

"That's your little brother, not mine. If I ask him to do something, he has to use your name. So who is your boss, am I? Or are you my boss?"

Niuma complained.

"Same, same. Besides, if I'm not here, you'll be its direct boss."

Liu Zheng said as a matter of course.

"Why? You don't plan to come back after leaving the country this time?"

The cattle and horses misunderstood what he meant.

"Yes, there are so many things to do. But you also know that I have offended so many people and I may die on the street at any time. You are alone and can't do anything. You have to leave someone to help you."

Liu Zheng said.

Although Niuma has a wide network of contacts, all of his true confidants are dead, and the only one left alive is Oink, who is half an earthbound spirit.

He can be asked for help when there is an emergency, but he can't help at other times, otherwise it wouldn't be Liu Zheng's turn to help his wife solve the problem.

Niu Daji is neither too strong nor too weak and he is from outside the city, so he is just the right person to be used.

"Instead of worrying about others, you should first think about how to avoid dying on the street."

Niuma said with regret.

"I thought about it, but I couldn't think of any solution."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Tell me, Peacock, Mr. Li, the sewer, the gravekeeper, and those businesses and companies that I blew up, if they are determined to kill me, what can I do?"

He also forgot to mention a name, Si Xue.

Now some people inside seem to be backers, but once he fails to satisfy the other party, he will be the king of hell.

"Why don't you just not come back this time?"

Niuma said after a few seconds of silence.

"I'm coming back. I really can't do anything if they want to kill me, but before I die I'm going to set off a big firework display for this metropolis that I've been displeased with for a long time. When the time comes, remember to write me a poem to commemorate it."

Liu Zheng smiled.

"I can only write epitaphs."

Niuma said unhappily.

"An epitaph is fine. With an epitaph written by you, sir, it would be more comfortable to lie on a straw mat than in a mausoleum."

"You're crazy, this is the first time I've heard someone flatter me like this. Forget it, I'm not going to talk to you, you crazy person, I'm going to sleep."

The cattle and horses lay back in their own haystacks, closed their eyes and dozed off.

Liu Zheng glanced at it and took out his phone again.

"Lao Deng."

"What Lao Deng?"

The earthbound old man on the other end of the phone asked in confusion.

"Oh, this is our country dialect, a respectful title for male elders."

He explained.

"Really? Why do I feel like your tone is disrespectful?"

The Earthbound Spirit asked suspiciously.

"That means you don't feel it right. Try feeling it again next time. Okay, let's get down to business. I've already been to the Funeral Home."

Liu Zheng said.

"how is it going?"

The earthbound spirit immediately forgot about the address and asked repeatedly.

"There is indeed a set."

He nodded.

"I bought you a duplex sunny mansion, a low-profile version of 'Sisters', a 18-beautiful version of '18 Farewells', and a high-end, classy funeral service presided over by the funeral home manager himself. Oh, and a nanmu coffin."

Liu Zheng said one by one.

"Why is 'Sisters' a low-end version? Why isn't the coffin made of golden nanmu?"

The earthbound spirit nitpicked.

"Because I don't like the high-end version, the coffin is a gift."

He replied truthfully.

"But I like it, and how can I use a coffin that was given to me? I don't care, you have to buy me one made of golden nanmu wood."

The earthbound spirit started to act up.

"Old Deng, do you know how much this set costs?"

"how much is it?"

"One million. And that's because he broke the bone for my sake."

Liu Zheng said.

"How can you, a delivery man, have such face?"

The earthbound spirit didn't believe it.

"I have no face, but my brother-in-law, the city supervisor, and the gravekeeper in the cemetery are all very respectable."

"I don't care. People only have one funeral in their lifetime. So what if it's a little expensive? Can't you let me enjoy it one last time?" The earthbound spirit continued to throw a tantrum.

"You only hold a funeral once, but you still have to pay property fees for who knows how many years. If I don't pay your property fees, you can just wait and see your mansion become a doghouse."

Liu Zheng sneered.

"Is there a son as unfilial as you? You still want me to recommend you as an honorary owner?"

The Earthbound Spirit said angrily.

"As the old saying goes, the first thirty years are about the father respecting the son, and the last thirty years are about the son respecting the father. Now that you are dead, it is time for you to respect me."

"Besides, do you really think you're the only old owner of Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City? If you insist on making trouble, I'll bring a group of fly people to your house to shit and piss, and make you the stinkiest earthbound spirit in history."

he threatened.

"you dare!"

"Why shouldn't I? I've done my best for you. I don't even have a house myself, but I bought you a multi-million mansion. And you still complain about the low-profile version of 'Sisters'. I don't even have a left or right hand."

"If a father is not kind, his son will be unfilial. If you continue to make trouble, don't blame me for killing my own son for the sake of justice."

Liu Zheng responded sharply.

Do you really think he is a good guy? Anyone who has been hurt by him or had a bunch of things thrown in his face knows that if you don't talk to him nicely, you will be cremated by him.

"I don't care, I want it."

Seeing that his threat failed, the earthbound spirit continued to act like a rogue.

"I'll give you an 18-bronze-men version of 'Eighteen Farewells'. If you don't want to do it, forget it. Go find another son."

Liu Zheng took a step back.

"Okay. Hehe, my son is really filial."

The earthbound spirit agreed immediately.

"Ah."

It wasn't surprising to him how quickly the Earthbound Spirit changed his attitude.

People become more cunning as they get older, and this guy is a ghost, so he is naturally very cunning.

"Then let's get it done today."

Liu Zheng said.

"So hasty? I'm not ready yet?"

The earthbound spirit was somewhat reluctant.

He even planned to show off to everyone in the neighborhood through their dreams before the funeral.

"It's better to do it now than to wait for a better day. With my high-risk job, I have no idea whether I can survive until tomorrow. If I die, I will have to use all these things."

Liu Zheng said.

"No, it's given to me."

The earthbound spirit became anxious.

"Then hurry up and get it done today."

"Oh, all right."

The earthbound spirit sighed.

“Can you order takeout?”

he asked.

"I can't order. In my current state, if I order takeout, it's gone."

The Earthbound Spirit shook his head.

The physical body is still very important. Without the protection of the physical body, it is difficult for a pure spirit to bear the cost of ordering takeout.

Even a strong man like Porco Rosso will turn into a Porco Rosso if he takes the initiative to order takeout.

"Then let the people at the funeral home go through the process first, and I'll go and join in when someone orders takeout."

Liu Zheng said.

"How can a filial son like you not show up at the funeral? Others will laugh at me to death if they see me."

The earthbound spirit was unhappy again.

"You're already dead. You can let me come forward, then you can order takeout. As long as there is some soul left for burial, that's fine."

He said.

"Humph."

The earthbound spirit stopped talking.

"That's it."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone and immediately called the funeral home again.

"Manager Xu, let's hold the funeral today."

He said straight to the point.

"Is it so hasty? The graveyard hasn't even been cleaned yet."

The bald manager was a little surprised.

"No need. My godfather is a casual person. He won't be happy if you make it too clean."

Liu Zheng opened his mouth and spoke.

"Okay then. Why don't you come to the funeral home first so we can discuss the details?"

The bald manager suggested.

"As you know, I'm a delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant, and it's usually not convenient for me to go out. You guys can just go and hold the funeral. I give you full authority."

"I'll come over when it's convenient for me."

He said.

"Okay then. What do you think about the balance?"

If that's the case, then the deposit of 50,000 yuan may not be enough.

"Do you want to give it to me now?"

"With a 5 percent deposit, the risk we bear is still relatively large."

The bald manager said tactfully.

"I understand. How about this? You guys go to the Imhotem Clinic and get another 200,000 yuan deposit, okay?"

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

A deposit of one quarter should be enough.

"Sure, thank you Mr. Liu for your understanding."

The bald manager said happily.

"We understand each other."

Liu Zheng told him the address and name, then hung up the phone.

I made another phone call to talk to Dr. Nile, and the matter came to an end.

Although he was not there in person, he believed there should be no problem.

Especially the property management side, they will definitely cooperate fully to get rid of this plague god.

To be honest, Liu Zheng felt that the property should pay half of the funeral expenses.

Of course, it's just a thought.

With all the hidden talents in Green Garden Crazy City, the properties here must be of high quality.

"The next step is to wait for the next order."

He sat on the small stool and thought.

If it was still an order with a deadline of one hour, he should be able to finish two or three more things.

As for whether there will be seven or eight more things, it all depends on luck.

I closed my eyes and gradually felt sleepy.

Half asleep and half awake, Liu Zheng felt as if something was tapping his feet.

When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was indeed a ghost hand.

He didn't look at the list, but gave it the drinks and desserts prepared at his feet.

The ghost hand jumped onto the drink lid, bit the tip of the straw and started drinking happily.

Liu Zheng couldn't help but smile as he looked at it. If it wasn't possible that it was part of a legendary delivery man, it would be nice to keep it as a pet.

"By the way, boss. Please help me distribute the remaining drinks to the customer service department and the kitchen staff."

He said to the cows and horses.

"Divide it among yourselves. I don't have the time for that."

The cows and horses said this without even raising their eyelids.

"Okay, then I'll tell them that I brought you some delicious food and drinks, but I don't want to share them with you."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Humph, what does it matter if I tell them? Do they still dare to ask me for it?"

Niuma said proudly.

"Of course I don't dare to do that now, but it's hard to say when you become a self-employed person. If you don't cultivate your senses well when you are in a unit, it will be very difficult to get out."

He raised his brow and said.

"whispering sound."

Niu Ma seemed not to care, but his peripheral vision had already secretly glanced at the cardboard boxes piled in the corner.

Liu Zheng smiled and picked up the takeout order on the ground.

(End of this chapter)