It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 491 The World Is Ours and Yours
"Mr. Deliveryman is pressed for time, so I won't invite you to visit the original castle this time."

After the greetings, Black Cat said.

"It's a shame, but I'm sure there will be opportunities in the future."

Liu Zheng said politely.

"I believe it too. Okay, everyone, please follow me."

The black cat clapped its paws and the stool immediately sank into the floor.

It snapped its fingers again, and a bronze door identical to the one outside appeared in front of everyone.

"By the way, I wonder if Boss Fool knows that I have some issues with Peacock from No. 1 Dijing Villa."

Liu Zheng suddenly said.

The tentacle monster and the calico cat were shocked when they heard this, and their muscles tensed instantly.

"I have heard of this, but I don't know the details."

The black cat nodded.

"The specific situation is this."

He briefly explained everything related to peacocks.

"You all live in the same neighborhood after all. I'm worried that entertaining us will cause Peacock to vent his anger on you, Boss Fool."

Liu Zheng said.

"It doesn't matter. It's not a big grudge. I just lost some face. If you want to vent your anger on me, then you are too arrogant and I am too contemptuous."

"Besides, since the city hall has given the guarantee, I don't think she would dare to do it openly. 'First Real Estate' is not as indivisible as the Bloody Restaurant. There are many people eyeing this big business."

The black cat shook his head.

"Besides, since I invited you here, I will naturally send you away. You don't have to worry. Even if this gentleman really goes crazy, there are people to deal with him."

"Don't you humans have an old saying? If the sky falls, there will be someone taller to hold it up."

It smiled and said.

Liu Zheng's expression changed when he heard this, and he seemed to be thinking about something.

"Okay, let's go in. If you have anything to say, we can talk over tea."

The black cat stretched out its claws and touched the bronze door, and the worms automatically moved to the sides to pupate, leaving the space between the door frames.

"Please come in."

The black cat made a please gesture.

After Liu Zheng and others returned the gift, they took turns walking into the bronze door.

"senior!"

A familiar squeezing sound was heard, and a piece of fragrant and soft flesh threw itself into Liu Zheng's arms.

"What a nice smell. I thought you would stink after being locked up in the small dark room for two days, but you can actually take a shower. Is that so humane?"

He sniffed his nose and said.

"I, I borrowed Mr. Fool's bathroom."

The novelist said this somewhat embarrassedly.

"Hey, it's really rude of you to talk about this kind of topic with a lady right when you meet her."

Another sarcastic voice sounded.

Liu Zheng looked over and saw Hishikibu, who was wearing a silk nightgown, looking at him with an unhappy expression.

The woman had her cascading black hair braided into a long braid that fell over her shoulders and onto her chest.

The lead powder on his face and the blood on his mouth had been washed off, and his eyebrows had turned into normal willow-shaped eyebrows, giving him a classical and luxurious look.

"Wearing pajamas to receive guests, where is your politeness?"

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

"Are you looking for death? I'm going to beat you into a rice cake right now!"

Hiashikibu immediately became furious.

"Come on! Last time I only blinded your two eyes, this time I'm going to knock all your skin off."

He said without showing any weakness.

"Senior, Xiao Fei, both of you calm down."

The novelist, who was about to get angry for a while, quickly came out to mediate.

"Senior, you know Xiao Fei is my friend, why are you still angry with her?"

She asked Liu Zheng helplessly.

"I don't know why, but just looking at her makes me angry."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"I feel sick just by looking at you, ugh!"

Hishikibu retorted.

Fortunately, she knew her limits and didn't actually spit on the ground.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. We're here as guests. If you want to argue, go home and do it."

The novelist said with a headache.

"Okay, I'll give the Fool a favor."

“Humph, if it weren’t for Lord Fool’s sake, a lowly human like you wouldn’t even be qualified to look at me.”

After another round of bickering, the two turned their heads away and no one looked at each other.

"Why are they arguing, meow? Aren't they friends, meow?"

The calico cat pulled at the tentacle monster's trouser leg and asked.

"I know. I know that."

The tentacle monster looked like it had been hit in the strike zone.

"This is what we call orange flavor meets pure love. The girl with pigtails appears to be the friend of the little girl, but in fact, she has unspeakable feelings for her."

"She originally wanted to continue hiding it like this, but now that a third person has intruded into their peaceful life, she can no longer control her emotions and has developed great malice towards that third person."

"As an outstanding writer, Liu Zheng has the ability to empathize with others. He must have felt the emotions of Zhabizi and had a similar stress effect on this rival who had coveted his lover for many years."

The tentacle said with certainty.

"Although I didn't understand, I feel like you're pretty awesome~"

The calico cat looked at him with admiration.

"Hahaha, after all, I write about everyday romance, so I know a lot about this kind of thing."

The experienced monster said with a smug look on his face.

"You know nothing!"

Liu Zheng and Hishikibu said in unison, scaring it so much that its neck shrank and the tentacles on its forehead softened.

The Fool watched this scene with a smile, and had no intention of stopping it.

Although it is considered to like socializing, those people are either afraid of its status or admire its power. In any case, they are either very hypocritical or very restrained, and are not as interesting as the people in front of it.

But it wouldn't be appropriate to just watch the show all the time, so it clapped its paws to attract everyone's attention.

"Okay, everyone please take a seat."

The Fool snapped his fingers again, and six high-backed chairs and a round table rose from the floor.

"Let's arrange them in this order. Is that okay with you?"

The fool waved his cat's paw, and sawdust from the high-back chair kept falling and were blown away by the wind, leaving behind names.

"No comment."

Everyone shook their heads.

"Then please take a seat."

The Fool made an inviting gesture, then walked to the main seat and sat down.

Everyone looked at each other and sat down on the seats with their names engraved on them.

Starting from the Fool's left paw, they are Liu Zheng, the calico cat, the tentacle monster, Hishikibu, and the novelist.

The Fool clapped his paws again, and a three-layered gold-painted bone china plate appeared in front of each person.

The first layer contained beef sandwiches, the second layer contained scones, and the third layer contained cakes and fruit tarts.

Then, around the three-layer bone china plate appeared filter spoons and small saucers, cup sets, sugar bowls, milk bottles, teaspoons, seven-inch personal dessert plates, tea knives, forks, tea dregs bowls, napkins, flowers, thermal covers, wooden trays and other small items, filling the place up.

"What kind of tea do you like?"

The Fool asked.

"I can do it."

Liu Zheng said.

"black tea."

"green tea."

"Oolong."

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Except for him, everyone else had a different answer.

"Then I'll go tell the kitchen, everyone can chat first. Don't fight, otherwise you will be locked up in the small dark room again."

The Fool stared at Hishikibu and said.

"Don't worry, Master Fool, I will keep an eye on them."

the novelist assured.

“That’s good.” The Fool jumped off the high-back chair and walked into the gray fog.

"Senior, I knew you would rescue me."

As soon as the fool left, the novelist immediately said.

"You've helped me so much, how could I let you suffer in this small dark room?"

Liu Zheng said as a matter of course.

"How did you know that I was locked up in the small dark room?"

the novelist asked curiously.

"It was the Fool who told me."

He recounted how he contacted the Fool.

"Senior, you have done a lot for me."

The novelist spoke gently, his eyes like water.

"I can't help it. I am just this kind of man. I feel uncomfortable when I owe someone a favor."

Liu Zheng said carelessly.

"Is it just because you owe it to someone?"

The novelist sounded somewhat lost.

"Of course not. You have fair skin, beautiful looks, big breasts and long legs. You'd better be locked up in my arms than in a small dark room."

He smiled evilly.

"yue!"

Hiashikibu finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Just go ahead and throw up your morning sickness, don't disturb us from having afternoon tea."

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

"Can you have some manners?"

Hishikibu cursed.

"When someone is flirting, you are polite if you just stand by and do it?"

He retorted sarcastically.

"So you're admitting that you like our novelist?"

Hishikibu grasped the key point.

"Why don't you like it?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

"Then why are you still keeping her hanging? Why don't you confirm the relationship?"

The Hishikibu pursued the victory.

"So what? We scumbags are like that. Besides, I'm on the rise now, so I need to focus on my career and not on relationships."

He made up an excuse.

"Your career is nothing compared to hers."

Hishikibu sneered.

"It's better to have it yourself than to have it from your parents. Besides, why do you still want to write novels? Why don't you listen to your family and arrange a marriage?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"How do you know my family wants me to marry?"

Hishikibu frowned.

This guy, is he hiring someone to investigate her?
"I guessed. Don't wealthy families like you like to marry to consolidate relationships?"

Liu Zheng said.

"Humph, nothing else, but he has a lot of tricks."

Hishikibu said with disdain.

"You are a little bit cunning, but I don't see you have much in other areas."

"You ride on the horse!"

Hishikibu's eyebrows raised, and two green and red one-horned evil spirits were about to jump out of her eyes.

"I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

Liu Zheng held two knives in his hands and was about to slice the two evil ghosts into pieces as a snack.

“This scene is just amazing.”

The tentacle monster took out a shorthand notebook, his eyes lighting up.

When the time comes, I will use this material in my new book, and the effect will definitely be good.

If it wasn't afraid of being beaten by a men's and women's doubles team, it would have directly shouted "Fight, fight!"

"Have you two had enough trouble?!"

A loud shout suddenly came from above the round table, scaring the tentacle monster so much that it almost pierced through the shorthand notebook, and the calico cat was hit on the head.

The novelist swept her angry gaze over Liu Zheng and Hishikibu, the latter two of whom were frightened by her aura and their eyes wandered.

"Hishikibu, if you do this again, I will never take you out to play again."

"Senior, Hiashikibu is my friend, and I hope you can be more respectful to her, otherwise I will be embarrassed."

She said to the two of them with a serious expression.

"I was wrong."

The two said in unison, then glared at each other.

"Wow, this kind of tacit understanding, is this the love-hate relationship between rivals? Love it."

The tentacle monster licked the tip of the pen and continued writing quickly.

Being able to see such a scene, even if the God of Fool does not accept it as a disciple, it is still worth the price of the ticket!

“What a young man full of energy and passion.”

The Fool walked out of the gray fog and said with a smile.

“Only young people like you who are full of energy and passion can create works that are full of spirituality and possibilities.”

“The Writers Guild is ours and yours, but ultimately it is yours.”

"You young writers are full of vigor and vitality, and are in your prime, like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning. The hopes of the Writers Association rest on you."

It said with a smile.

For a moment, Liu Zheng felt from its tone the vicissitudes of life that should not belong to a famous writer.

"Thank you, Master Fool. We will definitely continue to work hard."

The novelist said respectfully.

"It's enough for her to work hard. For me, forget it. It's good enough for me to write short stories, get a title and earn some pocket money."

Hishikibu waved her hand.

The reason why she joined the Writers Association was to obtain the title of Golden Writer so as to avoid her family's attempt to arrange a marriage.

"Everyone has their own aspirations, so I won't force you on this point. The short story field is still the mainstay of our Writers Association."

The black cat nodded.

Although the short story field cannot produce "storytellers", it is not much worse than the long story field in terms of making money and influence.

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, let's enjoy our afternoon tea today."

The black cat snapped his fingers, and a teapot appeared in front of everyone.

"The theme of today's tea party is freedom and friendship. Everyone can eat and drink whatever they want without being bound by etiquette and status."

"Of course, quarreling and fighting are still not allowed."

The black cat said meaningfully.

"In that case, let me share some special delicacies with you."

Liu Zheng took out some dried fish and put a few on everyone's plate.

"This is made by our assistant chef, Salmon, using selected large fish from sewer fishermen. It is a masterpiece in terms of both taste and ingredients."

he introduced.

"Indeed, it is very delicious. Let us thank the delivery man for his selfless sharing and the salmon lady for her careful preparation."

The black cat quickly and gracefully finished the dried fish in front of him, and then started to applaud.

Everyone applauded and expressed their gratitude.

"I'm glad you like it meow~ I'm very happy meow~"

The calico cat wagged its tail happily.

"Uh, Ms. Calico Cat, what are you doing?"

The black cat looked a little dazed.

"Ahem, it's like this, Salmon's foster mother is a German Shepherd."

Liu Zheng explained on his behalf.

"I see. No wonder the calico cat lady has such a unique temperament, completely different from ordinary cats."

There was a hint of appreciation in Black Cat's tone.

"Um?!"

Alarm bells suddenly rang in his heart.

(End of this chapter)