It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 490: High-speed vibrating and electrified tentacles

"For a hybrid like you, if you are more than half human, then you are human."

The old security guard wrote the word "human" in the race column.

“Others have to register too.”

He said, tapping the table.

"Okay. You guys come down and register as well."

Liu Zheng called the tentacle monster and the salmon down.

“Does the driver need to register?”

he asked.

"That depends on whether you can drive in or not."

The old security guard said.

"Should I drive in or shouldn't I?"

Liu Zheng asked in a questioning tone.

"Young man, since you are so polite, I will give you a piece of advice."

The old security guard said with a smile.

"You said. Oh, wait, sorry, I wrote a word wrong here, please write it again."

He crossed out the word "人" and rewrote it, and at the same time put a stack of banknotes into the registration book.

"My advice is, don't waste your time. We can't tell you anything."

The old security guard skillfully put the banknotes into his pocket and said leisurely.

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Liu Zheng felt angry, but he suppressed it with his strong will.

Now is not the time for an “anger attack”.

But after calming down, he pondered over the old security guard's words and seemed to have discovered something.

Judging from the old security guard's words, they had obviously received orders not to leak information to him, but it was not known whether it was directed at him personally or all the employees of the Bloody Restaurant.

But if the old security guard had completely malicious intentions, there would be no need to say so much to him, just keep silent.

So, there must be useful information in this sentence.

When the pond owner gave Liu Zheng the tortoise shell, he did not consider the factor of the driver, so he expected that they could escape from Dijing Villa with the help of the tortoise shell.

The pond owner used to be the spokesperson for the sewer. Even if he is not as good as managers like Peacock and Si Xue, his estimate of their strength should not be too far off.

Therefore, even if they couldn't escape to the land, they should be able to escape to the bridgehead.

Liu Zheng looked inside the Dijing Villa, but found that he could not see anything clearly except ten meters in front of him.

“Then I won’t drive in.”

He thought for a moment and made a decision.

"Then park your car over there. For visitors, it's free for the first hour. After one hour, it's 1000 per hour. Any part of an hour will be charged as a full hour."

The old security guard raised his hand and pointed to an open space to the right of the gate.

Fortunately, it’s not too far away.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng returned to the tank.

"How to say?"

the driver asked.

"Park as close to the door as possible, keep the engine running, and be ready to fire at any time."

he replied.

"Okay, now you are the commander."

The driver shrugged.

"Don't worry, I'll leave the first shot to you."

Liu Zheng smiled.

"Hahaha, you are so likable."

The driver laughed and patted him on the shoulder.

"Let's go."

After getting out of the tank, Liu Zheng led the man and the cat into the gate of Dijing Villa.

"My goodness, where did this come from?"

As soon as he entered the door, he let out a sigh.

The community is neither a collection of townhouses nor single-family houses with well-organized gardens, but rather a vibrant field.

Green grass, colorful flowers, different kinds of trees, and various small animals roam in the wilderness.

"Am I in a luxury residential area or a natural scenic area?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"As rich people, it's normal for their aesthetic taste to be different from ours."

The tentacle monster was very calm.

"I have a rich relative who likes to live in a fish tank."

"Is it because of racial habits?"

he asked curiously.

"No, we are all land creatures, and we prefer dry places to wet ones. It does this just to show that it is different from us poor relatives."

The tentacle monster shook his head.

"As expected, people become abnormal when they have money."

Liu Zheng sighed.

"Who says it's not?"

The tentacle monster spread out its tentacles and said.

"Luckily I didn't drive a tank in just now."

Looking at the endless green land, he felt fortunate.

If the car turns randomly, I don’t know how many flowers and plants will be crushed to death.

Given Peacock's ill will towards him, it was obviously not something that could be resolved by simply paying money.

"Master Fool, we have entered the community, but we don't see any sign."

Liu Zheng called the Fool.

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll give you instructions right away."

As the Fool finished speaking, a gray fog rose in the distance, and a glowing staircase could be vaguely seen in the gray fog.

"Did you see the spiritual mist?"

The Fool asked.

"I see. Thank you, Mr. Fool."

"You're welcome. I'll be waiting for you all at Yuanbao."

The Fool said gently.

"As expected of the Great God of Fools, even pointing the way is so cool."

The tentacle monster said sincerely.

"For a boss of this level, even if he farts, it's extraordinary."

Liu Zheng added casually.

"That makes sense. Hey, if I offer to help the God of Fool scoop up the cat litter, will he agree?"

The tentacle monster said awkwardly.

"That depends on whether you throw the cat litter away or eat it yourself."

He said with empty eyes.

"How is that possible? I'm an author, I have principles and moral integrity!"

The tentacle monster jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on and said with an angry look on its face.

"then you?"

"At most I can make them into pillows, so that I can feel the breath of the Great Fool when I sleep. Maybe when I wake up, a masterpiece with tens of thousands of orders will be published? Hehehe."

The tentacle monster smiled sheepishly.

".If you want to ask for it, ask for it yourself. I won't ask for it for you."

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"Don't worry. How could Big Fool agree to it if you don't want it? Well, I have a bottle of tentacle strengthening liquid in my collection. If you can help me get Big Fool's cat litter, I'll give it to you."

The tentacle monster gritted his teeth and said.

"What does it do?"

"It can make the tentacles vibrate at high speed and carry electricity. The more you apply it, the stronger the vibration and the stronger the current. Isn't it amazing?"

The tentacle monster raised his eyebrows.

"This strengthening fluid of yours doesn't sound like it's for combat use."

he said suspiciously.

"How can a fight in bed not be a fight? My dad once said that losing to an opponent in bed is more shameful than losing to an opponent on the battlefield."

The tentacle monster said confidently.

"Did your father lose in bed or on the battlefield?"

"I don't know. One night it told me it was going out to do something big, and then it never came back."

The tentacle monster shrugged.

"Then this strengthening fluid is not a relic left to you by your father, right?"

"Wow, how did you guess that? You are indeed a master."

The tentacle monster looked at him with admiration.

"I don't want to guess at all. It's such an unlucky thing, you should keep it for yourself."

Liu Zhengming refused.

"Liu Zheng, I want to catch bugs meow~"

The calico cat looked into the bushes, its claws already eager to try. "Good boy, salmon, we'll play after we finish our business."

He stroked the calico cat's head and said.

"Okay meow~"

The calico cat withdrew its claws regretfully.

"Salmon is so good. Come, have some dried fish."

Liu Zheng picked it up directly, then took out some dried fish and put it to its mouth.

"Liu Zheng is the best meow~"

The calico cat said happily while enjoying the massage and eating dried fish.

"If only I could hold the Fool God like this."

The tentacle monster looked at this scene and said enviously.

"Then you can try it later."

Liu Zheng said as he walked forward holding the calico cat.

"I'm just a little dull, not stupid."

The tentacle monster rolled its eyes and followed him.

After walking towards the gray fog for more than ten minutes, Liu Zheng finally saw the building.

A dark blue bronze door appeared in front of them, composed of countless layers of bronze balls.

If you look closely, you will find that the main body of each copper ball is actually a pile of bronze worms huddled together.

Each bronze worm has intricate patterns on its body, some are neatly stacked, some are twisted and deformed, full of a mysterious and ancient atmosphere.

"So damn cool, he is worthy of being the God of Fool. Even the door of his house is so tasteful."

The tentacle monster said with shining eyes.

"Can you be more reserved? You're acting like a brainless fan, bringing someone you've embarrassed me with."

Liu Zheng said with disdain.

"What's wrong with brainless fans? Brainless fans are our bread and butter. If you have 3,000 brainless fans, everything you write will be excellent. Do you still need to deliver food?"

The tentacle monster retorted unconvinced.

"Besides, aren't you only half human? If you get lost, it would be nice to be a black goat kid."

"What you said makes sense, but the problem is, you're not my die-hard fan."

He retorted.

"Tsk, if you want me to be your die-hard fan, wait until you write a best-selling novel."

The tentacle monster curled its lips.

"Then just wait."

Liu Zheng responded casually and took out his cell phone.

Looking at those bronze worms, he really didn't have the courage to knock on the door.

"Master Fool, we're here."

After the call was connected, Liu Zheng said.

"Okay, I'll put the ladder down right away."

As the Fool finished his words, the ladder of light above the grey fog extended downwards, all the way to their front.

"Just step onto the ladder and keep going up."

The Fool said.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone.

"So this thing isn't actually a door, is it?"

He looked at the bronze door and said speechlessly.

"Looking at this situation, it shouldn't be."

"Then what is it doing here?"

“Maybe it’s a decoration.”

The tentacle monster scratched his head.

“It’s the aesthetic taste of rich people.”

Liu Zheng shook his head and stepped onto the light ladder.

To his surprise, he felt something rough and solid under his feet, like stepping on stone stairs.

Considering that the appearance of the light ladder may just be a disguise, it is not surprising.

After walking up for a few minutes, there was thick gray fog at the end of the light ladder.

Liu Zheng walked into the gray fog with his head held high. It felt like walking into the early morning haze.

"Welcome to the original castle, I am the master here, the Fool."

The black cat squatted on a high stool and raised its paw to greet them.

"I'm sorry to bother you."

Liu Zheng put the calico cat on the ground.

"Hello, my name is Salmon, and I'm Liu Zheng's friend, meow~"

The calico cat raised its head and said energetically.

"Hello, Salmon, nice to meet you. Your dress looks lovely."

Black Cat praised.

"Thank you, your clothes look nice too meow~"

The calico cat said happily.

Black Cat was dressed especially neatly today, with a black morning suit, vest, shirt, tie, top silk hat, as well as small accessories such as a tie clip and pocket watch.

"I am honored to receive compliments from a lady like you."

The black cat jumped off the stool, took off his hat and saluted the calico cat.

"Hey, Liu Zheng, what should I do, meow?"

The calico cat was obviously encountering such a scene for the first time, and asked somewhat at a loss.

"Please give it some dried fish."

Liu Zheng took out some dried fish and handed them to it.

"Okay meow. Here, please have some dried fish, I made it myself meow~"

The calico cat took the dried fish and handed it to the black cat.

"Thank you."

The black cat took the dried fish and smelled it.

"This taste is very unusual. Where is this fish from?"

it asked.

“This is a sewer fish.”

Liu Zheng replied.

"I've also eaten dishes made with sewer fish, but they don't taste this sweet."

Black Cat said.

"I got this from a fisherman. It must be one of the best fish he raises."

"Oh, the fisherman. I've heard of his name. The fish he raises are top quality. Every time a restaurant advertises its products as those of the sewer fisherman, it always causes a frenzy among fish lovers."

The black cat suddenly realized.

Apparently, it is also one of those fish lovers.

"If you like it, Master Fool, I'll send you some next time."

Liu Zheng catered to his interests.

Of course, it definitely wasn’t him who came to deliver it.

"Wouldn't that be too much trouble for you? I heard that the fisherman has a bad temper."

"It's no trouble. He and I are no different from one another and we're family. Taking a few fish is nothing."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles.

"Mr. Deliveryman is so popular wherever he goes. It's really enviable."

Black Cat exclaimed.

"It's okay. This is the tentacle monster I told you about."

He pulled the tentacle monster to the front and introduced it.

“Hello, hello. Great Fool, you are my fan.”

The tentacle monster stammered.

"Oh, no, no, I'm your idol. No, no, I'm embarrassed again."

It reacted and said with some frustration.

"It's okay. I was like that when I first attended a literary salon. I was so nervous that I even wore my hat backwards, which caused everyone to laugh."

The black cat comforted.

"Really, really?"

"Of course it's true. We are creators, and the dignity of creators comes from their works. I read the novel you wrote. Although there are many shortcomings in the details, it is very creative. I am very optimistic about you."

The black cat took the initiative to hold its hand and said.

"Thank you, thank you, I will continue to work hard. Starting tomorrow, I will update 20,000 words every day!"

The tentacle monster was so moved that tears came to his eyes, and he spoke excitedly.

"Well, you don't have to work so hard. Creation is important, but you also have to enjoy life."

"That day, ten thousand more?"

The tentacle monster asked tentatively.

"Four thousand, four thousand is enough."

The black cat said with twinkling eyes.

(End of this chapter)