It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 489 System, you are plotting against me!
"I guessed that."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"So Liu Zheng will protect my meow?"

The calico cat raised its head and asked, blinking its big eyes.

"Of course, even if you don't go with me this time, I will protect you."

He patted the kitten's head and said.

"My mother said that you should only follow one master and make only one friend in your life. If you are a friend, you should give it your last piece of shit to eat, and it will give you its last bone to chew."

The calico cat said.

"From your example, your mother isn't a cat, right?"

Liu Zheng curled the corners of his mouth.

"Of course not, meow. My mom is a German Shepherd. She's so handsome, meow."

The calico cat said proudly.

"Then you still like dried fish, which shows that the power of genes is still very strong."

He said with empty eyes.

"By the way, she's not your biological mother, right?"

"I don't know meow, I only have one mother meow."

The calico cat shook his head.

"Okay. It's okay. One mom is a lot."

He hasn't got any yet.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Take this."

The owner of the pond opened his mouth and spat out a turtle shell the size of a palm.

"what is this?"

Liu Zheng picked up the turtle shell, but no item introduction popped up.

"Don't worry about what it is. If you really face a life-or-death crisis, just recite 'When will I shed my shell and regain my human body'."

The pond owner said.

"and then?"

"Then you can run away with the salmon. With your recovery ability and the physique of a thousand-year-old turtle spirit, Peacock should not be able to kill you unless he wants to destroy the Dijing Villa. You should also have some extraordinary items for escape, right?"

The pond owner asked.

"some."

Not only that, there are several.

"That's all. When the situation gets bad, use it right away. Don't hesitate."

The pond owner warned.

"Will this tortoise shell have any side effects?"

"After using it, you will turn into a stone turtle. You can only regain your ability to move after absorbing enough essence from the sun and the moon."

The pond owner said.

"I knew it."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

If there were no sequelae, why would it be given to him instead of the calico cat?
"You're still complaining about it, kid. This turtle shell is a treasure in the sewer, and it took me a lot of effort to get it. If it weren't for the salmon, I wouldn't be willing to give it to you."

The pond owner rolled his eyes at him.

"Can this be taken off?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Yes, if someone can break the shell, then the thing can be taken off. Of course, you will die then."

"Is there no other way?"

he asked, frowning.

"Yes, the answer is in the activation spell."

The pond owner replied.

"Activate the spell?"

"When will you shed your shell and become a human? Once you cultivate and become a human, you will be able to shed your shell naturally."

The pond owner said.

"It's just a dead loop here, right?"

If you want to cultivate into a human being, you have to shed your shell. But if you want to shed your shell, you have to cultivate into a human being. It’s the same as saying nothing.

No wonder the turtle spirit is still asking after practicing for more than a thousand years. It would be useless even if he practiced for another ten thousand years.

"Being alive is better than being dead. Wear it or not. If not, I will take the salmon back."

The pond owner threatened.

"Put it on. I'll put it on now."

Liu Zheng stuffed the tortoise shell into his pocket.

A thousand-year-old turtle is worth ten thousand years of age. If the turtle spirit's status still exists after the copy is resolved, it means that he has added ten thousand years of life, which is considered a profit.

Wait, isn't this how Hell Game will fulfill his wish?
"System, you plotted against me!"

Liu Zheng cursed in his heart.

The system did not respond at all. I don't know whether it accepted it or was just too lazy to pay attention to it.

"What about this bucket of fish?"

He looked at the fish bucket in the tentacle, feeling a little confused.

It can’t be stored in the system space, and when a fight breaks out, I can’t ask the other party to be more careful and not knock over the fish bucket, right?
But if I let the French plane tree keep it, I will have to pay a storage fee.

"There is."

Liu Zheng suddenly had an idea and walked into the takeaway channel.

"Can you keep these fish for me?"

He asked, pressing his tentacle against the wall.

Soon, a feeling like a heartbeat came from the tip of the tentacle.

He thought this was consent.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng thanked him, then put the fish bucket on the ground and walked out of the passage.

"Colonel, is the hound serviced?"

He called the driver again.

"It's already done. Why, are you going to start a fight somewhere again?"

The driver asked with interest.

"Don't make me sound like a warmonger. I'm going to deliver food at Dijing Villa."

"Dijing Villa? Didn't you get a promise from the City Hall?"

The driver reacted immediately.

"It wasn't Peacock's order. But the coincidence makes me a little worried, so please come out and protect us."

Liu Zheng inadvertently offered another flattery.

"Hahaha, I can't beat Peacock. But I am brave enough to have sex with her. I should thank you for giving me this opportunity."

The driver laughed.

If he could embarrass Kong Que, Si Xue would definitely benefit from him.

Although the driver is already deeply tied to the restaurant, Si Xue, as the restaurant owner, can still provide him with a lot of convenience.

After hanging up the phone, the "Hound" soon roared over from a distance.

"Hey, why is the gun barrel gone?"

Liu Zheng asked, looking at the front of the tank.

There used to be a small water pipe there, but now there's just a hole left.

"How not?"

As he was speaking, the driver, who had turned into a cylinder, crawled out of the hole.

"Isn't this just?"

he said with a smile.

"My goodness, you're not going to shoot yourself out, are you?"

Liu Zheng said in horror.

"Of course. How can ordinary artillery shells compare to my human cannon? Not to mention a peacock, even if I shoot at a sewer, everything will be destroyed."

The driver said confidently.

"Then you yourself will also be reduced to ashes?"

"In my current state, it's not easy to die. Just get me a new set of clothes when the time comes."

"If Peacock can really kill me completely, maybe it won't be such a bad thing."

He said calmly.

"Then I think it would be better to kill the peacock."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Haha, you can't rely on me, unless you let that guy do some work as well."

The driver pointed underground.

"Let's wait until we get a chance."

To be honest, killing a peacock may not be a good thing.

Now he can become a hidden dog of the big guys in the metropolis because he is useful and not threatening.

If he really accomplished the feat of killing Peacock, his relationship with the big guys would enter an awkward state.

Many people dare to feed a stray dog, but few dare to feed a stray wolf.

Of course, if there really is such an opportunity, Liu Zheng probably won’t give up.

At most, just settle the dungeon and run away. Who cares about side quests when there is a chance to kill the hidden boss?

"Where to go first?"

The man and the cat got on the tank, and the driver asked, "Let's go directly to Dijing Villa."

He thought for a moment and said.

Although I suspect it was a trap set by Peacock, it's just a suspicion.

If the Fool had sincerely invited him to afternoon tea, it would have been impolite for him to arrive late.

"it is good."

The driver nodded and started the tank.

I have to say that the urban construction of the metropolis is still very good.

At least in the urban area, there are wide roads that extend in all directions, and the ground is flat without any defects or cracks.

With the speed of the "Hound" and the driver's driving skills, they arrived at their destination in just ten minutes.

As the top luxury residence in the metropolis, Dijing Villa’s address is naturally unique.

Although it is in the city center and very close to the City Hall, it is on an artificial island in a huge artificial lake and is only connected to the mainland by a bridge.

Of course, considering the average strength of the owners of Dijing Villa, this architectural layout is mainly symbolic.

"Here here."

The tentacle monster that had been waiting at the bridge for a long time waved its tentacles at them desperately.

For such a top-notch luxury residence, the entry and exit procedures are naturally very strict.

Not only could they not enter the villa area directly, they couldn't even cross the bridge.

Dozens of security guards wearing tactical uniforms and holding various weapons stood on both sides of the bridge, staring at the rapidly approaching tanks with their weapons loaded.

Just looking at the dress and spirit, it is not on the same level as those ugly apartments, Green Osmanthus Garden and Xihe Center.

"There is something I need to explain to you clearly, so that you won't be wrongly killed later."

Liu Zheng got off the tank and briefly told the tentacle monster about the peacock.

"Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?"

The tentacle monster was shocked and angry.

“I just found out about this, too.”

He spread out his tentacles innocently.

"Aren't you bullying honest people?"

This statement obviously did not dispel the tentacle monster's anger.

"It is indeed my fault. How about this, you can ask for compensation, as long as it is within my ability, I can satisfy you."

Liu Zheng looked at its tentacles and said.

Only three of the tentacle monster's original six tentacles were left, and one of them even grew on its forehead. No one knows why.

"What's the point of compensation? Can you help me grow my tentacles back?"

The tentacle monster said coldly.

"I know a very good doctor, you can give it a try."

Liu Zheng said.

At worst, I could cut off one of his tentacle and attach it to the tentacle monster, and then transplant the one on its forehead to its shoulder.

Although there are still two missing, at least it is symmetrical.

"hehe."

The tentacle monster sneered and stopped talking, lowering his head to think.

And Liu Zheng also waited patiently.

"I still have to go see the Fool."

After a moment, the tentacle monster said resolutely.

"But you have to make up for the damage I suffered afterwards."

it added.

"can."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"boarding."

He took the tentacle monster onto the tank and slowly drove to the checkpoint.

"Stop, what are you doing?"

A security guard with a jackal face stopped them.

"We are guests of the Fool, the owner of No. 188 Dijing Villa, and we have been invited to his home for afternoon tea."

Liu Zheng came out of the cabin and replied.

"Who are you kidding? You're obviously the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant."

The Jackal security guard said with disdain.

"That's just one of my identities. I'm also a family member of an outstanding City Hall employee and a reserve member of the Writers Guild."

He pointed to the brooch on his chest and said.

"Ok?"

The werewolf security guard took one look at the brooch, and the hostility and greed in his eyes immediately disappeared by half.

"What about the others?"

It asked unwillingly.

"They are my friends, but Mr. Fool also invited them. If you don't believe me, you can make a phone call to verify it."

Liu Zheng replied.

"Then you wait."

The Jackal security guard made a gesture, and the other security guards immediately formed a tactical formation around the tank.

Not far away, heavy firepower such as rocket launchers and grenade launchers were all aimed at them, ready to fire at any time.

"Do you usually encounter this kind of scene when you deliver food?"

The tentacle monster twisted its body uncomfortably.

Although the residents of the metropolis are well-informed, such a grand scene is still too exciting for a otaku.

"Not all of them. The security guards in some places are quite friendly."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

In fact, he felt that the security guards at Dijing Villa were pretty good. At least they didn't ask for things right away or try to irritate him by being unreasonable.

"Okay, I understand. Thank you for cooperating with our work."

Soon, the Jackal security guard hung up the phone.

"Alert lifted!"

It gestured and shouted.

The security guards who were originally on high alert immediately dispersed and returned to their original positions.

"Okay, you can go."

The gnoll security guard waved his hand.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng thanked him and asked the driver to start the tank.

The tracks rolled onto the bridge surface, making a sound of metal collision, and there was an inexplicably solemn and depressing atmosphere.

"They let him go so easily. Doesn't that mean this isn't a trap?"

As if to ease the atmosphere, the tentacle monster took the initiative to speak.

"No, the possibility of this being a trap is higher."

Liu Zheng is not as optimistic as it is.

"Ah? Why?"

The tentacle monster asked in confusion.

"Dijing Villa is Peacock's property, and the security guards must be her people. Even if they don't know that she has a grudge against me, they must know that she has a grudge against the Bloody Restaurant."

"They let us in so easily. Maybe Peacock gave them a warning and let them fall into the trap."

He explained.

"Ah? Then we've been fooled?"

The tentacle monster exclaimed.

"It's just a guess. Besides, now that we're in, there's no way we can go back. Let's just go forward."

"Colonel, speed up."

Liu Zheng said in a deep voice.

"Okay~"

The driver excitedly stepped on the accelerator.

The hound turned into a beam of black light flowing across the bridge, and the solid iron bridge trembled slightly under the weight of the tank.

The bridge is about two kilometers long, which is neither long nor short. The tanks quickly reached the other side of the bridge.

There is not such a big scene on this side of the bridge, with only two security booths and six security guards.

"Stop the car and register."

An elderly security guard stopped them.

"okay."

Liu Zheng cooperated and got off the car, took the registration book and filled it out.

The registration content is similar to the real world, except that there is an additional "race" column.

"Uncle, what do you think I should fill in?"

He consulted the old security guard next to him.

"Just fill in what you are."

The old security guard raised his eyelids and said.

"The problem is that I don't know what I am. Master, you are very knowledgeable, so please teach me."

Liu Zheng handed over the registration book with a smile and put a stack of hundred-yuan bills into it.

(End of this chapter)