It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 492 Peacock vs. Red-haired Monster

"How to do?"

Liu Zheng looked at the calico cat's back, its fur was soft and smooth.

"Gan, he didn't show up again at the critical moment."

He expressed deep contempt for the pond owner.

"I took my cat out to play, but someone else's cat took a fancy to it and wanted to breed it. What should I do? It's urgent. Waiting online."

He shouted wildly in his heart.

Liu Zheng wanted to separate the two of them, but it didn't seem appropriate.

The guest should follow the host's wishes, and the host was just expressing polite appreciation.

If he turns against me now, what's the difference between him and the fisherman?
"Ahem, actually salmon isn't that good. It likes to be lazy when doing work, and it often gets itself dirty when killing fish. It also never licks its poop that gets on its fur."

Liu Zheng thought quickly and said.

"Meow meow meow?"

The calico cat looked at him suspiciously.

"That's not the case. Isn't Ms. Salmon quite clean?"

The Fool blinked and said.

"It's just an illusion. It's all dressed up for when it goes out to meet people. It returns to its original state as soon as it gets home. Alas, only a cat owner like me can tolerate this. If it were another cat, I'd be so disgusted that they probably wouldn't even want to help lick its fur."

Liu Zheng said with great sorrow.

Cats and dogs are opposite. Dogs lick their companions' fur to show closeness, while cats lick their companions' fur to show their status.

Cats will also lick each other's fur, but the one who licks first must be the one with a higher status, or at least thinks he is the boss.

He doesn't even want to be the boss, which shows how much he despises it.

"I didn't meow! Salmon is cute and clean meow!"

The calico cat protested.

"Be good, you don't like to be clean. I'll make you a woolen bone later."

Liu Zheng tempted.

"Well, Salmon is a dirty cat who doesn't even wipe his mouth after eating shit."

The calico cat said aggrievedly.

"Well, although your conversation is very interesting. But we are having afternoon tea after all, so let's not discuss this topic."

The Fool decisively ended their conversation.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng is quick to accept advice.

Under the suppression of the Fool, afternoon tea finally got back on track.

Except for the calico cat, everyone here writes novels, so the topic naturally revolves around writing novels.

During this process he also exposed many problems, such as he had no understanding of the works they were talking about, and he didn't know any of the authors they were talking about.

However, Liu Zheng had no intention of hiding this fact. Everyone present was a supernatural being and they were all friends, so it was better to be honest.

Moreover, there are people from all walks of life in the metropolis. As long as you have an identity and a job, you are a metropolitan.

When the Fool and the others saw this, they turned the topic to personal insights and circle gossip, and explained the causes and consequences in a thoughtful manner, allowing him to enjoy the show.

Of course, Hishikibu would still poke him from time to time, treating him like an ignorant bumpkin.

But it doesn’t matter, Liu Zheng just treated her sphincter as a mouth.

Time passed quickly when they were gossiping, and before he knew it, the plate of snacks in front of him had been refilled.

"clang!"

Suddenly, a bell rang out in the gray fog.

"Don't worry, I set the alarm."

Black Cat explained.

"Happy times are always short-lived, Mr. Delivery Man, it's time for you to leave."

"it is good."

Liu Zheng directly picked up the snack plate and poured it into his mouth.

"Senior, let us take you out."

The novelist took the initiative to speak.

"Hey, I didn't agree."

Hishikibu yelled.

"No need. You are not strong enough and will only become a burden to me."

He tells the truth.

When the pond owner gave the turtle shells, he was considering Liu Zheng and the calico cat. Two more people might not be enough.

"Look, you want to be a life-and-death couple with someone, but they don't appreciate it."

Hiashikibu said sarcastically.

"Then I wish you good luck in martial arts."

The novelist bowed deeply.

"Don't worry, I haven't seen you become a narrator yet, so you won't die."

Liu Zheng touched her head and said.

"Ok!"

The novelist responded and then raised his head so that he could touch her more easily.

"Although this scene is very touching, as the host I am still a little embarrassed."

The black cat said as he licked the back of his paw.

"Ahahaha, sorry, the atmosphere was so suitable that I couldn't help myself."

Liu Zheng said awkwardly.

Hanging out with a bunch of naughty "people" every day has made him talk naughty words all the time.

"If you become an actor, you should have a future."

Chat Noir criticized implicitly.

"I think so too. By the way, here are the gifts and takeaways for you."

He was so happy listening to the gossip that he almost forgot about his business.

Liu Zheng took out a small ball of wool from the system space and handed it to the black cat, then took out a lunch box from the legendary takeout box and placed it on the ground.

"The wool ball produced by the spider weaving family is really a rare treasure."

The black cat toyed with the ball of yarn between his paws, trying hard to resist his instinct to play.

"As long as Boss Fool likes it."

"Thank you, I like it very much."

It threw the ball of yarn into the gray fog to avoid losing its composure.

"Okay, I should get you out now."

Black Cat said.

It clapped its paws, and the round table and high-backed chairs sank into the ground, and the bronze door rose up.

"Can you take us directly to the entrance of the bridge?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I'm afraid not. The best I can do is drop you off at the entrance of the community."

The black cat shook his head.

"That's good too. Salmon."

he shouted.

"Here I come, meow~"

The calico cat jumped onto his head and lay down.

"Ms. Salmon, please wear this."

The black cat was stunned for a moment, then took off the hat on his head and threw it at the calico cat.

"Is this a gift for me, meow?"

The calico cat asked happily.

"I'm afraid I can't give this to you. If it's a gift, please accept this."

The black cat thought for a moment, took the platinum feather pen from his chest, and threw it lightly.

The feather pen floated automatically and flew in front of the calico cat.

"Isn't this too expensive?"

Liu Zheng hesitated.

Since the pond owner didn't show up, he could only take on the role of the head of the family.

"It's okay, it's just a decoration. You can get it back if you lose it."

The black cat waved its paw and said.

“When you are bored, you can sleep with it as a pillow, and then you can enter the world of my works and play.”

"But this is very exhausting, so Ms. Salmon, please don't get addicted to it."

It laughed.

“Are there any anti-addiction measures?”

Liu Zheng asked with concern.

If the calico cat becomes addicted to the internet, the pond owner will bite him to death.

"Of course there is. If you don't have enough mental strength, you naturally can't enter the world of the work."

The black cat nodded.

"That's good."

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"clang!"

The bell rang again in the gray fog.

"Okay, you two really should go."

Black Cat pushed gently, and an invisible force pushed them into the bronze door. When Liu Zheng reacted, they had already appeared at the entrance of Dijing Villa.

"Since you're here, why don't you have a cup of tea before you leave?"

Liu Zheng was about to leave the community when a cold voice suddenly came from the sky.

Without thinking, he took out the turtle shell and rushed forward with all his strength.

"Can you run?"

Along with a sneer, a powerful suction force directly sucked him in and pulled him backwards.

Liu Zheng turned around and saw only dazzling lights of five colors: blue, yellow, red, black and white.

Seeing him looking over, the five-colored light became even brighter.

Liu Zheng just felt dizzy, and his body involuntarily fell into the five-colored light.

"Peacock, have you forgotten your promise to the City Hall?"

He shouted.

"I can still afford a cup of tea."

The peacock seemed to be answering a question that was not related to the question.

"If you believe me, there will be ghosts."

Liu Zheng sneered.

As long as he enters No. 1 Dijing Villa, Peacock has a thousand ways to kill him legitimately.

"Be a turtle spirit, it's better than being a cuckold."

He gritted his teeth and was about to use the turtle shell.

"Meow!"

At this moment, the calico cat above my head suddenly screamed.

"what happened?"

Liu Zheng asked hurriedly.

"Someone touch my head meow."

The calico cat said aggrievedly.

"what?"

While he was wondering, the calico cat had already thrown the hat away.

A large, dry hand covered with red hair stretched out from the turned-over top hat.

"Ok?"

Peacock's tone changed slightly, and the five-colored light immediately converged, like a sword, like feathers, and like five mountains.

"Who are you? How dare you be so good at Dijing Villa? Aren't you really looking down on me, Peacock?"

In the five-colored light, the figure of a woman in palace dress was looming.

The red-haired hand remained silent, but just moved its fingers, as if it was groping, or writing.

"In that case, let's do it once."

Faced with the other party's rudeness, the peacock was not surprised but happy.

If Liu Zheng did not resist, then she would have no idea what to do. She could only invite him to No. 1 Dijing Villa safely.

But now that there is an invasion by foreign enemies, it is reasonable that some innocent people would be affected by the fierce fighting.

The peacock stretched out his hand and pointed, and five-colored light immediately poured down like the collapse of Mount Buzhou.

Before it reached him, Liu Zheng felt a huge pressure. The blood vessels on the surface of his body burst like old high-pressure water pipes, and his bones kept creaking.

Just as he was hesitating whether to use the turtle shell, a pair of furry arms hugged him and then hugged him into an even furrier belly.

Liu Zheng raised his head and met a pair of big, sparkling eyes.

"Liu Zheng, I will protect you, meow~"

The giant calico cat said confidently.

"Then I'll leave it to you."

He said with a smile, then changed into a more comfortable position.

"Okay meow~"

The calico cat curled up into a ball, and except for the part that was touching Liu Zheng, the hair on other parts of its body exploded like a hedgehog.

The cat hairs of different colors were like steel needles, pressed into curved hooks by the heavy pressure.

"Meow!"

The calico cat made uncomfortable sounds.

"Salmon, are you okay?"

Liu Zheng asked with concern.

"It's okay meow, salmon is a very powerful meow!"

The calico cat said seriously.

"Well, Salmon is the most powerful and the cutest little cat in the entire metropolis."

He praised sincerely.

"Of course meow~"

The calico cat responded happily.

"By the way, isn't your foster mother a German Shepherd? Why are you still meowing instead of barking?"

Liu Zheng's thoughts gradually diverged.

"Because my grandma is a shorthair cat."

The calico cat replied.

"Uh, okay."

It’s no wonder that a German Shepherd, who was raised by an American Shorthair, would adopt a Calico cat.

Well, a German Shepherd that can meow is quite cute when you think about it.

Just when his mind was confused due to cerebral hemorrhage, the mountain made up of five-colored light had already pressed down. The ground with the red-haired big hand as the center sank several centimeters under the influence of the invisible force.

Even the top hat was pressed to the ground, and the movement of the red hand faltered.

And this seemed to have touched the red-haired hand's reverse scale.

"How dare you, a wretch, disturb my pleasure!"

A muffled, muddled voice came out of the hat.

As soon as the words were spoken, the sky changed and the sunny sky turned into dark clouds.

A blood moon was obscured by dark clouds. The impenetrable moonlight dyed the dark clouds into blood clouds, which made them look even more terrifying.

"Oh it's you!"

Seeing this, Peacock exclaimed, then tore off her palace dress without hesitation.

A huge shadow of a peacock bird appeared between heaven and earth, with five tail feathers of green, yellow, red, black and white standing upright in the wind.

With a flick of the brush, the dark clouds in the sky disappeared.

I watched it for the second time, and the blood moon disappeared and the golden crow reappeared.

With three swipes, the big red-haired hand and everything around it disappeared without a trace.

"Humph!"

The peacock's shadow disappeared, and the woman in palace dress glared in the direction of No. 188 Dijing Villa, then turned into a ray of light and disappeared somewhere unknown.

"Liu Zheng, we are out meow~"

The calico cat let go of Liu Zheng and returned to its original size.

He looked carefully and found himself on the street.

"Good fellow, Peacock is quite polite even after seeing us off for so long."

Liu Zheng tried to find joy in the midst of adversity.

He looked at the ground and saw that the well-made hat was now in tatters.

Liu Zheng cautiously extended his tentacle to touch it, and the hat immediately disintegrated into countless pieces that flew away with the wind.

"Could that person just now be the president of the Writers Association?"

He secretly thought.

After all, Si Xue had said last time that the big boss might have "an unknown old age, covered with red hair", and she also said that we should make preparations early.

Being able to invite this person to take action, it seems that the Fool's position in the Writers Association is indeed as solid as a rock.

"Well, it's hard to say."

The relationship between the two sides is so close that if a new president takes office, the Fool will inevitably become the target of suppression.

If the Fool wants to avoid this situation, he must either climb up as quickly as possible or delay the abdication of the current president.

Could it be that the Nine Dragons Coffin it asked it to find was meant to suppress the "bad luck" of the current president?
"Gan!"

How could he, a player who was just trying to survive, be dragged into this kind of situation of a fight between gods, and get more and more involved and trapped deeper and deeper?

Liu Zheng felt the deep malice of the Hell Game towards him.

While he was thinking, his cell phone rang.

"Where have you been taken?"

the driver asked.

"I don't know. Anyway, it's on the street."

he replied.

“Are there any landmarks around here?”

"There was a white water tower with black stripes painted on it, like a zebra."

Liu Zheng said after looking around for a while.

"Oh, I know where you are."

the driver said.

"Where?"