It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 449 This CP is too weird for humans
"Humph, how much can a ginseng doll be worth? This kind of thing can't even be put up for auction."

Said the French plane tree.

"Then can you buy something at the auction that can help you share the power of nature? Even if you can, it will have been chopped into firewood by those black-armored men before you attend the auction."

Liu Zheng retorted.

"Cricket, they are just a few men in black armor. As long as I am awake, I have nothing to fear."

The plane tree said confidently.

"Don't underestimate them. They have gods behind them."

“We also have God behind us.”

Doctor Nile interjected.

"Doctor, don't talk."

"Shut up mummy."

One man and one tree said at the same time.

"Tsk, you're just going to kill me now. You better not get sick, or you'll have some beer to drink."

Doctor Nile made an obscene gesture towards them.

Priests do not represent nobility, scholars do not represent elegance, and doctors do not represent kindness.

For someone like Doctor Nile, who was a priest, scholar, and doctor in one, quarreling and swearing were commonplace, but he had never shown it before because he was proud of his status.

Now that we are so close, naturally we have nothing to worry about.

"You damn idiot human, tell me, what do you want to take from me?"

Liu Zheng and French Plantain were in a stalemate for a while, and the latter finally lost and said gloomily.

"It's too harsh to say it's a robbery. At most, it's called exchanging gifts."

He said it with high emotional intelligence.

"What gift exchange? You are just robbing money, robbing money, you human robber!"

The plane tree cried out.

"No, as your non-human size decreases, your brain capacity will also decrease, right?"

Liu Zheng looked at Doctor Nile.

"How is that possible? Well, it shouldn't be possible, right?"

Dr. Nile originally wanted to refute his unfounded statement, but after thinking about his daughter, he felt guilty.

After all, after Sesha became a mummy, her size also shrank.

"Stop talking nonsense. I only have one day off, and I've wasted several hours here. I spent countless favors, money, and props. There's a limit to how much a child can do to his spoiled childishness. If you keep on making trouble, I'll get angry."

Liu Zheng's face turned cold.

"Humph. Who would want to act like a spoiled brat to you, a mere idiot human?"

The plane tree muttered as it rummaged in the black soil.

"Take it. It's annoying."

A tree root with a more tender feel emerged from the black soil and threw a green hexagonal gem to him.

Liu Zheng caught the emerald, only to find that it was not completely green, but contained a lot of black flocs.

"Name: Crystal of Nature's Grudge (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: After contacting the target's body, it will continuously absorb the target's vitality to grow plants, and cause continuous resentment attacks on the target's soul."

"Effect 2: After contacting the target's soul, it can continuously absorb the other party's resentment and grow soul flowers (when the resentment is sufficient, it will produce soul seeds)."

"Note: This is shit in every sense of the word."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"You've been pulling for so long, and you only gave me a pile of shit?"

He stared into the plane tree's eyes and said.

"How did you know?"

The plane tree looked surprised.

"You don't even have this ability. You guys have already tricked me into losing everything. Hurry up, if you don't come up with something good today, I won't be responsible for your mess in the future."

"From now on, if you need to be a braised chicken, you can be a braised chicken. If you need to be a vegetable salad, you can be a vegetable salad. Remember to notify me when the banquet starts. I will bring my own drinks."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

If the two of them were negotiating privately, his attitude would definitely not be so blunt.

But now that so many people are watching, if Liu Zheng shows weakness, there is no guarantee that others will not have unnecessary concerns.

Moreover, protecting the plane trees was not originally part of the commission, and he put in such great effort largely out of past friendship.

If French Plantain herself does not cherish the relationship between the two, then there is no need to continue this relationship.

Although fixed merchant NPCs are valuable, they are not completely irreplaceable.

After struggling for so long, Liu Zheng has some capital to make choices.

"Then give this back to me first."

The plane tree stretched out its hand.

Although it is shit, it is the best shit.

As long as it is top quality, it is worth collecting.

"That won't work. How can I return something that's in my hands? At most I can use it as a prepayment."

Liu Zheng directly put it into the system space.

Effect one is a continuous double attack on the body and soul, and effect two seems to be the creation of new items. Both effects are very interesting, and he certainly can't give them up.

"Puree! You are indeed a human robber. You should have drunk all your blood and hung your bones on a tree branch!"

The plane tree cursed.

"Now you can't even drink urine, let alone alcohol."

Liu Zheng said tit for tat.

"That's better than suffering at your expense!"

"You're losing money! You can't even buy the things I gave you at the auction."

he retorted.

“Who says I can’t buy it?”

"If you can buy it, go to the auction. Why are you looking for me?"

Liu Zheng said loudly.

"I don't like it, Fils de pute!"

The plane tree was extremely angry.

Which bastard put such restraints on it? If it finds him, it will hang him on the tree for a hundred years and then suck him dry.

"I feel like they are a young couple arguing."

Nightingale said thoughtfully.

"Are you crazy? With a tree? It's too weird even for humans."

Said the soup from the pot.

In the process of joining forces to trick Liu Zheng, the relationship between the three of them inexplicably improved a little.

"Doesn't it look very much like a human now? Besides, don't you think Liu Zheng likes this kind of tsundere female?"

Nightingale said.

"Who's being arrogant?"

Guokou Yuzi and the Ama said in unison.

"See, I was right."

Nightingale shrugged and looked at the vampire girl sympathetically.

"You're done, you stinky bat. Liu Zheng won't like a woman like you who's always paying for her."

"You're talking nonsense. Liu Zheng likes me the most. He always puts me on his shoulders."

The vampire girl said proudly.

"Silly boy, if a male likes a female, he won't put her on his shoulders."

Nightingale shook her head.

"What should it be placed on?"

The vampire girl asked in confusion.

"Of course it's on this one."

Nightingale struck an obscene pose.

"You! You're obscene!"

The vampire girl said with a blushing face.

"Is that obscene? You're not going to tell me you're still a virgin?"

"No way, no way, I actually saw a virgin vampire, this is huge news. Hahaha."

The nightingale laughed exaggeratedly.

She did find it funny, though.

Because of their long lifespans, immortal species usually go to two extremes: either be pure and abstinent, or indulge in lust.

Vampires are typical lechers, known for their love of self-torture and having sex. Of course, because they are picky about the objects of their lechery, they are not at the top of the pervert list.

"It's none of your business. Humph, you're talking as if Liu Zheng likes slutty girls like you."

The vampire girl immediately fought back.

"It doesn't matter if he doesn't like it. I can still make love with him indirectly. Can you do that?"

Nightingale raised an eyebrow.

"What does indirect love mean?"

The vampire girl’s knowledge blind spot was touched upon again.

"This is it~"

The Nightingale put her arms around the Ama's waist.

"Ah? Ah! You, you are so obscene, I won't talk to you anymore."

The vampire girl said angrily.

"Don't bring me into your bickering."

The Ama said expressionlessly.

"Don't you really want to? I saw you looking at Gu the other day!"

The nightingale approached the mermaid's ear with a sly smile, and then her mouth was blocked by the fishing rod and stabbed into her stomach.

"Hahaha, you're just being rude. Fish girl, sew her mouth shut!"

Just as the vampire girl was about to gloat over someone else's misfortune, she suffered the same treatment as Nightingale.

“Are they so lively every day?”

Doctor Nile looked at Niu Daji.

"Ah? I don't know. I just got here."

Niu Daji looked confused.

"I didn't ask you."

Doctor Nile waved his hand, thoughtfully.

If that's the case, Sesha won't have to worry about being bored after she gets married.

He had also seen many marriages, and even the treatment of a woman in her husband's family often depended on the status of her parents' family and her status in her parents' family.

Needless to say, Sesha's position in his place was of great importance, but his position was somewhat awkward.

Although doctors are considered middle class in the metropolis, they are obviously incomparable to the upper class such as sewer spokesmen and wealthy patriarchs.

As for the identity of a priest of the god Ra, it is even a minus point in the metropolis.

“It seems I still have to work hard.”

Doctor Nile finally regained the motivation to strive.

Although he is unlikely to surpass those fathers-in-law in terms of strength, he can surpass them in terms of investment.

Moreover, with Liu Zheng's personality, the more he invests, the more he will get.

There was a temporary truce here, and over there Liu Zheng and French Plantain finally finished their quarrel.

"Hurry up and give me the things. It's so late, if you don't go to bed, we have to go to bed."

he said angrily.

"Humph, you animals are trouble. As expected, we plants are the best creatures."

The plane tree said proudly.

"You won't be a plant for many days."

Liu Zheng curled his lips.

In a few days, the plane tree will not only turn into an animal, but also a bird.

"Hmph, wait until it changes."

The tree roots broke through the soil again, carefully holding something and stretching it in front of him.

"Be careful, there's only one copy. If you drop it on the ground, it will be gone."

The plane tree reminded.

"What is so precious?"

Liu Zheng looked at what it handed over.

It was a half-dried grass stem. The tender green half had four white lines and four edges, while the dry half was very fragile and looked like it would break at the touch.

"Name: Half-dried Yarrow (one-time use)"

"Type: Props/Miscellaneous"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: After use, the luck value will be increased or decreased, which lasts for the entire instance. The item will be automatically destroyed after use."

"Effect 2: When used as a divination tool, it can improve the divination effect."

"Note: If your left eye twitches, you'll be in luck. If your right eye twitches, you'll be out of luck."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"That's enough, you human robber."

The French plane tree said unhappily.

"Um"

Liu Zheng was really unsure.

Luck is something so illusive that it is difficult to assess the value of items that increase luck.

For example, the black carp dragon's grudge relic that he obtained from the sewer is worthless to most people, but to some people it is a priceless treasure.

"You idiot human who doesn't know what's good. If you don't want it, just give it back to me."

The plane tree said impatiently.

"No, I've already said that once something is in my hands, it can't be returned."

Liu Zheng directly put the half-dried yarrow into the system space.

Judging from the previous transactions between the two parties, the French plane tree is still reliable.

Moreover, he has already tasted the sweetness of having a maximum luck value once, so naturally the more items that increase his luck value, the better.

"Hmph. Once the deal is done, leave now and don't disturb my sleep."

The plane trees began to drive people away.

"You've been sleeping all day, and you're still sleeping?"

"What's it to you? Hurry up and leave, or I'll be angry."

The plane tree pretended to spray the same green gas again.

"Okay, okay, you're a foul-mouthed person. You're the one who gets rid of the donkey after it's done working, and you're the one who destroys the bridge after crossing it. You haven't even become a leader yet, but you've learned a lot about human nature."

Liu Zheng curled his lips and walked aside with everyone.

"You take the fly men down with you, let them eat their shit, then spend the night in the sewers and go straight to work tomorrow morning."

He said to the Ama.

"I dont go."

As expected, the Ama refused.

"Okay, then write on this that I don't need any help from Liu Zheng, that my personal and property safety has nothing to do with Liu Zheng, and that any consequences that may arise from me have nothing to do with Liu Zheng, and then sign."

Liu Zheng took out the Snake Man's manuscript and turned to the blank page.

"Why?"

Of course the Ama wouldn't sign.

"Then why do you want to live and not listen to my arrangements?"

he said loudly.

"You saw what happened just now. The three of you together are no match for one of them. If I hadn't used my trump card, we would have all died there."

"If you want to die, and become someone's consort or a magical instrument, don't take me with you."

"I'm like a perpetual motion machine every day. I'm never done with work, and all I do is deadly work. How can I have time to take care of your little emotions?"

"In a word. If you want to live, just follow my instructions. If you don't want to live, just commit suicide now. I will sell your body to a restaurant as food and make some money back."

Liu Zheng's tone became increasingly harsh, and his speech speed became faster and faster, like a whip, madly whipping the haenyeo's body and mind.

Her body was shaking violently, her skin turned red due to congestion, and her hands kept switching between various fishing tools, as if she were performing magic.

"You're saying that, aren't you?"

The Ama girl squeezed out a word from between her teeth.

"Ugly? I have something even uglier."

Liu Zheng opened his mouth and uttered a series of vulgar words that were a mixture of real-life knowledge and metropolitan characteristics.

The emotions of the Ama continued to rise until they reached a critical point.

"not good!"

Nightingale shouted as she looked at the Ama who suddenly stopped trembling and tensed up.

"What? Is she going to explode?"

Guokoutangzi took out the soup pot and prepared to mediate the fight.

"No, she's leaking."

(End of this chapter)