It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 448 I think you are not going to transform, but to become incontinent

"Thank you."

He nodded.

"Alas, this is a movie about three people, but I still can't have a name."

Nightingale said sadly.

"There are four of them! No, Liu Zheng is mine alone!"

The vampire girl protested while trying to pull up Liu Zheng's trouser legs and climb up.

"Alright, alright, if you keep pulling your pants down, I'll have them pulled down on you."

He grabbed the vampire girl and put her on his shoulder.

"Hey, hey, let's ride a big horse."

The vampire girl straddled the back of his neck and made riding movements.

In a joyful atmosphere, the tanks drove towards Rose Street.

A few minutes later, a Coaster and a police armored vehicle arrived here almost at the same time.

A team of people in orange uniforms and a team of people in black uniforms got out of the cars respectively. The former were from the Environmental Sanitation Department, and the latter were from the Public Security Department.

"Mother Gan Lin!"

The team led by the Environmental Sanitation Department cursed out loud when they saw the terrible condition of the road.

In this state, let alone repairing it, it would cost more than paving a new road.

Although he can make some money from this, he will definitely be scolded when he reports, and his year-end performance evaluation will also be affected.

"Those bastards from the Bloody Restaurant, are they addicted to bombing the streets?"

The leader of the Environmental Sanitation Department cursed.

Of course he knew who was responsible for this bombing, and he also knew that it was the same person who bombed the street where the Sunshine Pet Shop was last time.

If it were someone else, he would go straight to the person's house and arrest him, and let those scoundrels teach him a lesson about how not to damage public facilities.

Even if he was a member of the city council, the head of the Environmental Sanitation Department would at least complain a few words when writing the report.

But the people who did this were from the Bloody Restaurant, so he could only watch.

It is definitely impossible to arrest anyone, and there is no point in complaining.

But anger will not disappear, it will only shift, so.
"That bunch of bald asses didn't just hide in the Metaverse, but they dared to come to the real world to cause trouble for our Environmental Sanitation Department. I think they are tired of living."

The leader of the Environmental Sanitation Department said in a grim tone.

When he got back, he sent a letter to the Municipal Supervision Bureau and organized a joint law enforcement operation to clean up all the illegal workshops that made prosthetic bodies for monks.

If the other party still doesn't know what's best for him, he will lead his team directly into the metaverse, demolish a few of its temples, and smash dozens of Buddha statues first.

Normally, no matter how ambiguous their attitude is, they really think the metaverse is a lawless place.

"Fix the evidence, calculate the losses, and increase the rate by 30 points."

The leader of the Environmental Sanitation Department ordered.

"Yes."

The people from the Environmental Sanitation Department immediately got busy.

As for the people from the Public Security Department, they just got out of the car, took a look, took a few photos, and then got back in the car and left.

The apartment is the main crime scene, and all you need to do here is take photos as evidence.
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As the saying goes, three women make a drama.

As the saying goes, enemies become jealous of each other when they meet.

When the three potato sisters met Guokou Tangzi, all four of them instinctively felt some discomfort.

"Are these your wives? You even have a daughter. What a happy family you are."

The soup in the pot said sarcastically.

"Who is the daughter? I am Liu Zheng's first wife."

The vampire girl said dissatisfiedly.

"You? That's unless Liu Zheng is only this long."

The soup in the pot stretched out its little finger and then curled it up.

"I've only become like this now, and I'll grow back. You green tea girl, I'm going to bite you to death!"

The vampire girl's defense was broken instantly, but she was seriously injured and couldn't fly. She could only make a fuss and act helplessly.

"So you don't know how tall Liu Zheng is. How pitiful! It turns out that you not only have no status, but you can't even be a wild woman."

Nightingale said with a look of pity.

"You talk like you know. Can you guys stop picking on me in your melodramatic skits? I'm still working."

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"You talk as if we can see you when you're not at work. Besides, when have you not used work time to do personal things?"

The Ama joined the battlefield.

"Ah, why hasn't Dai Lego woken up yet? He must have been choked by a corpse. How come he didn't die from all the shit in the sewer?"

He choked, turned around and spoke loudly.

"See? This is what happens when you attract attention everywhere."

Doctor Nile said to Niu Daji.

"I saw it. You are worthy of being my boss. You are so awesome!"

Niu Daji said with envy.

"Well you're really good material to be his little brother."

Doctor Nile gave a thumbs up.

"Arnold, we are all free anyway, why don't we play mahjong?"

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Chili Head made a suggestion reluctantly.

"Where did Mahjong come from?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"We brought it."

Chili Head took out a transparent plastic bag from his large bathrobe, which contained a bunch of miniature mahjong tiles and a palm-sized table.

"How do you fight someone so young?"

"Oh, this is the travel size. It will expand to normal size when you add some water."

Chili Head explained.

"Awesome, it's worthy of being a metropolis. But there are so many people here, a set of mahjong is not enough, we can't take turns, right?"

Not counting the plane trees, there are eleven people here.

"We brought it too."

Cong, Ginger and Garlic also took out a bag of mahjong each.

"So this is the gang culture of your Jiwei Group?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Of course, playing mahjong can not only cultivate the relationship between team members, but also exercise fingers and brain power. This is a tradition that has been passed down since the establishment of our Jiwei Group."

Guokou Tangzi said proudly.

As she spoke, she also took out a bag of mahjong from her clothes.

"Liu Zheng, don't look at it!"

The vampire girl covered Liu Zheng's eyes with her little hands.

"You talk as if I can see it. It's wrapped in bandages."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

Now that you have it out, let’s fight.

The four seasoning team sat at one table, Liu Zheng and Nightingale, Hamanoi, and Guokou Tangzi sat at one table, and the remaining vampire girl, Niu Daji, and Doctor Nile played three-person mahjong.

"Hey, why are you all staring at me?"

After fighting for a while, Liu Zheng found something wrong.

"What else? Bang! Thirty thousand."

Guokou Tangzi said as he played a card.

"Gang! Self-drawn, four gangs, full of money."

Nightingale said with a smile.

"Gan!"

He reluctantly took out a handful of money, and then saw Nightingale return the pot of soup and the money for the dive girl.

"Hey, isn't that too blatant?"

Liu Zheng shouted.

"Do you have any opinion?"

The three of them looked at him together. The mermaid produced a harpoon, the nightingale held out a sniper rifle, and the pot-mouthed soup boy raised the soup pot.

"No, you guys played really well. Keep going."

Liu Zheng gave the money with tears in his eyes.

After two rounds of hitting, the plane tree finally moved again.

"Hiccup~"

Its face grew back and it burped, letting out a puff of light green breath.

"careful!"

Doctor Nile was the first to react and rushed to Liu Zheng.

He took a deep breath, inhaling all the light green air into his body.

Soon, strange changes began to appear in his body.

Various flowers, mosses, young leaves, and even rhizomes grew out of Doctor Nile's body, turning him into a human potted plant.

"Doctor, are you okay?"

Liu Zheng asked immediately.

Doctor Nile said nothing, but waved his hand.

The next second, the golden crown of the Winged Dragon on his head burst into flames.

The flames burned all over his body from top to bottom, inside and out.

After a few minutes, the flames gradually died down.

Doctor Nile jumped up and down a few times, shaking off the ashes on his body.

"Bah bah bah!"

He opened his mouth and spat out a few burnt plant seeds.

"What's going on?" Liu Zheng asked.

"The power of nature is overflowing."

Doctor Nile replied.

"Luckily it was me. It would be troublesome if you got hit."

He said.

"What?"

"Because the divine power of nature is just a catalyst, the plants still need your own flesh and blood to grow. With your physique, I think you can grow a grassland."

Doctor Nile said.

"Forget it, I don't have a wild horse at home."

Liu Zheng refused.

“So~good~”

The plane tree opened its eyes, stretched out its branches and leaves, and stretched lazily.

"You're so happy. A group of us fought for you and almost died because of your spit."

He curled his lips and said.

"What sprayed to death?"

The plane tree asked in confusion.

"Here."

Liu Zheng pointed at Doctor Nile and the pile of ash under his feet.

"Tsk, I didn't ask you to help me."

The plane tree glanced at it and said stubbornly.

"You said it, I will have those black-armored men come over now to uproot you, squeeze you into juice, and offer you as a sacrifice to their gods."

He said.

"Let them come, I'll hang them all on the branches."

The plane trees are not afraid at all.

Its body is now filled with natural forces, and it feels terrifyingly strong.

"Okay, the fire mage is also short of wood to bake potatoes recently. I'll ask him to come over and see if you can hang him on the tree."

Liu Zheng played the killing card.

"Even if it's a fire mage, I'll hum!"

The plane tree shut its mouth.

"You can be so arrogant again."

he said proudly.

"What's with all these flies?"

The plane tree changed the subject.

"I used my connections at the Environmental Sanitation Bureau to get you insurance. Otherwise, you would have been chopped into firewood by now."

Liu Zheng said unhappily.

"What about these thief-eyed fellows?"

The French plane tree pointed at everyone and said.

"What do you mean by shifty eyes? Even the ugliest ones are much better looking than you. These are my friends who I invited to help. Without them, you wouldn't be alive. Here come the people from the Environmental Sanitation Department."

He said.

"Who do you think is the ugliest, kid?"

Doctor Nile glared at him, and Nightingale and the others also looked at him covetously.

"Of course it's Niu Daji, who else could it be?"

Liu Zheng looked puzzled.

"Boss, you are being a little hurtful when you say that."

Niu Daji felt wronged.

"Ok?"

He swung the boning knife.

"But you're right. My mother said that I've been ugly since I was little, and I'm well-known as an ugly boy in the whole area."

Niu Daji immediately changed his words.

"very good."

Liu Zheng put away the knife with satisfaction.

If I can't deal with them, I can't deal with you either. As a younger brother, you have to be aware of taking the blame for the boss.

"Okay, everyone, get out of the way. I'm going to transform."

Said the French plane tree.

"Didn't you say that there's no need to evolve if someone shares the burden?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It's just a transformation, not an evolution. Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore."

The plane tree urged.

"I think you're not going to transform, you're going to be incontinent."

"Everyone get out of the way, don't get splashed by it."

He directed everyone to stay away from the area where the plane trees were.

"Is it enough?"

Liu Zheng asked from afar.

"enough."

As soon as the plane tree finished speaking, countless roots sprouted from the ground, wrapping up the entire trunk of the tree, forming the shape of a flower bud.

Then, light green mist sprayed out from the top of the bud and floated down.

The size of the plane tree gradually shrank under the irrigation of water mist, and finally became about three or four meters in height.

The flower bud opened up, and the shrunken roots burrowed back into the ground, revealing their transformed form.

Compared to before the transformation, the trunk of the plane tree has added a bit of natural beauty.

Green vines grew in spirals around the trunk, the oval leaves were lush and green, and even the bones hanging on its branches were covered with moss.

Well, it adds a lot of thriller too.

"How come you shrunk even though you were full?"

Liu Zheng came over and complained.

"Idiot human, what do you know? Concentration is the essence."

The plane tree said with disdain.

"I didn't see the essence, it's indeed much more refined. Where's the ginseng doll?"

he asked.

"Hiding in the black soil."

The French plane tree replied.

"Why are you hiding? Are you afraid that I will eat it?"

"Humph, you humans are so perverted, what can't you do?"

The plane tree said with disdain.

"Hey, look at the bones you have hanging on you before you say that."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Come out. I'm here, and the idiot humans can't do anything to you."

The plane tree ignored him and went on.

"Okay, okay."

A timid voice came from the black soil.

Then, the ginseng doll used its white and tender little hands to dig up the soil and crawled out from the ground.

"Didn't you say that concentration is the essence? Why did it get bigger?"

Liu Zheng complained as he looked at the ginseng doll that had grown to two-thirds the size of the vampire girl.

Fortunately, the bellyband on its body has also grown, otherwise it would not have passed the review.

"It can't digest food completely like I can, so its size naturally expands."

Said the French plane tree.

"It's quite swollen indeed. Come here."

Liu Zheng glanced at the ginseng doll's bellyband and waved at it.

The ginseng doll trembled slightly and looked at the plane tree with a pleading look.

"Go ahead. There are so many people here. Even if the idiot humans are perverted, they won't do anything to you."

Said the French plane tree.

The ginseng doll trembled even more violently when it heard its words.

But under Liu Zheng's stern gaze, it still walked up to him tremblingly.

Liu Zheng put a hand on its head, and unexpectedly but reasonably, the item introduction did not pop up.

"Does it become your property?"

he asked the plane tree.

"I guess so. In the process of sharing the power of nature, it also became tainted with my aura and became a being similar to my clan."

"If you evolve at that time, will it evolve as well?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Probably. It will probably evolve into my subordinate being."

French plane tree said uncertainly.

For example, if it evolves into a phoenix, the ginseng doll will evolve into a blue luan, peacock, bifang and so on.

"I see. Then we have to talk about how much it is worth?"

Liu Zheng kneaded the leaves on top of the ginseng doll with a malicious smile on his face.

(End of this chapter)