It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 450 Liu Zheng, I want to sleep with you

Chapter 450 Liu Zheng, I want to sleep with you
"what?"

A big question mark popped up above Liu Zheng’s head.

Although he had long known that the villains in this metropolitan area had a very low standard, he had not expected that they had reached the point where they would commit crimes anywhere.

Although the Ama herself and even other people don't care, he doesn't want to be involved with them.

"Don't leak it. If you do, I'll take pictures of it and post them all over the Metropolis."

Liu Zheng said viciously.

The Ama trembled even more violently.

"???"

Wow, you're getting more excited the more you talk, right?
If the hard method doesn’t work, he’ll use the oily method.

"Do you know who you look like?"

he said suddenly.

"Wha, who?"

The Ama asked with some anticipation.

"My woman."

Liu Zheng said affectionately.

"Um"

The Ama's expression stiffened slightly.

"The friendship between us is about to capsize. Do you know why?"

he said again.

"why?"

The Ama asked calmly.

"To fall in love."

Liu Zheng threw a wink at her.

"Um"

The amplitude of the Ama's shaking became smaller.

"I've been so good to you, why did you want to hurt me?"

he said seriously.

"How did I hurt you?"

The Ama no longer had any expectations.

"You make me like you so much!"

He said with a sad face.

"Alright, that's enough, stop talking."

The Ama said coldly.

"If you can do it, then hurry up and work. Those who can do it are just teasing goods, and those who can't do it are just seeing goods. I only need to tease goods here, not seeing goods."

Liu Zheng's tone was even colder than the Ama's.

"Got it. Follow me."

The mermaid waved to the fly people and walked towards the sewer in the distance.

"Liu Zheng, I don't want to go to the sewer. I want to sleep with you."

The vampire girl hugged Liu Zheng's legs and acted coquettishly.

"Then you'll have no choice but to come back with me to the Bloody Restaurant and sleep."

He said while rubbing the vampire girl's head.

"Then I'll just sleep with the fish girl and the dead doll."

The vampire girl's body froze for a moment, then she followed the diver dejectedly.

She doesn't want to become stir-fried bat jerky or fried little bat.

"Doctor, can you tell fortunes?"

Liu Zheng asked.

Divination should be a basic skill for priests, right?

"I can do it, but I'm not very proficient in it. Besides, my divination is essentially a divine art, and my master's current state..."

Out of respect for the respected person, Doctor Nile did not continue speaking, but Liu Zheng also understood what he meant.

If his divination was reliable, there wouldn't be only the father and daughter left in the Ra clan of the metropolis.

"Do you know any professionals in this field?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"No, for security reasons, I have always stayed at home and my connections are mostly from work. And none of my patients work in this industry."

"But I did hear from one of my patients that there is a shop on the black market that does very accurate divination."

Doctor Nile thought for a moment and said.

"Black market? Could it be the Yorozuya?"

Liu Zheng thought of the crystal skull and the pile of divination props on its table.

"seems like it."

Doctor Nile nodded.

"That should be it."

A big boss who can arrange for people to go abroad should also have trustworthy divination skills.

He remembered that when Niu Ma asked the Butcher in Heaven to open the black market in advance, the latter seemed to have said that the black market would open the day after tomorrow.

The day after yesterday and the day after tomorrow, isn’t that today?

Liu Zheng immediately called Niu Ma.

"You're really good at timing. You called me right after I got back. Did you install surveillance cameras in the lounge?"

Niuma said sarcastically.

"How can I do that? I'm just afraid of disturbing your rest, sir."

He said with a grin.

"You're already disturbing me! You've only been here for eight days and you've already taken a day off. If you were to work for a year, wouldn't you be absent from work every day?"

Niuma said indignantly.

"How could that be? If I work for a year, I will definitely work overtime every day to let the boss retire early."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"I'm about to start my own business, why would I retire? If you have anything to do, do it now. I'm going to sleep."

Niuma said unhappily.

"Is the black market open today, sir?"

he asked.

"I think so. What?"

"Look, I just got a fortune-telling device, and I want to go to the Yorozuya to ask how to use it."

Liu Zheng told it about the effects of the half-dried yarrow.

"You believe in this kind of weird stuff."

Niuma said with disdain.

It has come to this day, but it has never believed in fate.

"I don't believe in fate, but I believe in max luck."

Liu Zheng also told it about the effects of the Black Carp Dragon Relics.

"How come you always get these weird things? Can't you get something that can actually improve your own strength?"

"When you fight a truly powerful person, you won't be able to use these things if you don't have enough strength."

The cows and horses admonished.

"What can I do? The foundation is here, and I can't use it even if you give it to me."

he said helplessly.

For example, the eyeballs of the black goat kid that Liu Zheng relied on to make his fortune. If he didn't have the system to protect him, it would probably have turned into a member of his clan after he ate them.

Another example is the Serrated Butcher Knife that he often uses. If it weren't for the attribute bonus of the Legendary Vest and Flesh Distortion, he wouldn't be able to swing it.

Look at the kind of people Liu Zheng usually deals with. It would be good enough if they can find items suitable for him.

"Just because you can't use it now doesn't mean you can't use it in the future. Just save it and use it when you can."

Niu Ma did not agree with his statement.

"Okay, okay, I'll remember it next time."

Liu Zheng could only deal with it.

He can't say that there is no future for him at all, and that time will pass by, right?

"So what are you going to do? Go to the black market now?"

Niuma asked.

"Go now. We don't know when the black market will open next time, and even if it does, I may not have time to go."

Liu Zheng said.

"Damn it, I've been delivering food all day, and I still have to accompany you to the black market late at night. I don't know what I owed you in my previous life. Are you a relative of those former deliverymen who came here to seek revenge?"

The cows and horses complained.

"Then how many fathers do I have to take advantage of?"

He said speechlessly.

"Humph, then who knows, what can't you humans do?"

"Yes, yes. Then I'll wait for you at the takeaway exit?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I know, I know, it's really annoying."

Niu Ma hung up the phone cursing.

"By the way, is the reputation of humans really that bad?"

He looked towards Doctor Nile.

"It can't be said to be bad, it can only be said to be very free. Humans are the freest race, and also the race with the most possibilities. Many races can be transformed from humans, but the vast majority of races cannot be transformed into humans."

"However, possibilities are just possibilities after all, and this characteristic is not necessarily a good thing."

Doctor Nile didn't say much, just shook his head.

"I see. Thank you for your help today, doctor."

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

Doctor Nile played the entire game this time, contributing both money and effort, and is no more than a real father.

"We helped many people and made friends with many people. But when the descendants of Ra were in great trouble, no one responded to our call for help, and some even coveted our bodies."

“In the end, the only person who helped me was a cow horse that I hadn’t even looked at before.”

“The metropolis is an impersonal place, so people with humanity are even more precious.”

"As long as you don't betray us, the descendants of Ra will always support you."

Doctor Nile placed his right hand on the Eye of Ra and bowed slightly. "Repay kindness with kindness, and repay evil with justice. As long as you are still my friends, even if the entire metropolis wants to eat you, I will raise my knife to them."

Liu Zheng held up the butcher knife, reflecting the blood-red moonlight.

"Me, me too."

Niu Daji hurried to follow.

"What about us?"

Guokou Tangzi interrupted.

"Same for you."

Liu Zheng turned around and said.

"Then I also swear on the inheritance treasure that the Extreme Taste Group will never use the descendants of La as ingredients unless it is absolutely necessary, and will never eat dishes made by the La clan."

Guokou Tangzi raised the soup pot and said.

"Then the Extreme Flavor Group will also be friends with the descendants of La in the future."

Dr. Nile stared at her for a moment, then took the initiative to walk up to her and extended his hand.

"The Extreme Flavor Group will definitely cherish this friendship."

The soup in the pot was squeezed back hard.

"very good."

Liu Zheng nodded with satisfaction.

He would have to leave Metropolis sooner or later, and as long as he could make the lives of those who had helped him better, his trip would not be in vain.

After seeing off Doctor Nile, Niu Daji and the Jiwei Group, Liu Zheng returned to the French Plantain Tree.

When the French plane tree saw him coming, it closed its eyes and pretended to be asleep.

"You forgot to collect a tree root."

Liu Zheng reminded.

"Ok?"

The plane tree opened its eyes and quickly retracted the missed roots.

"What are you doing here again, you human robber? I've already paid you, don't even think about stealing my collection again."

It said warily.

"I don't want your collection."

He shook his head.

"Don't even think about it."

The plane trees became more alert.

"I don't know how wild you think human XP is, but I have no interest in interracial relationships, thank you. Well, at least not now."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Then what do you want?"

"I want to say thank you."

He said.

"Why? I gave you money!"

The plane tree cried out.

"I know. I just want a thank you, this isn't a deal."

Liu Zheng nodded and said.

"I can turn you into farmyard manure with just one slap, and you want me to say thank you?"

The plane tree sneered.

"You are the strong one and have the right to choose what to do. I am the weak one, but I also have the right to choose what to say."

he said calmly.

"I can choose to evolve into a tree spirit and then slap you to death."

The plane tree said, raising his arms.

"You can try. But I have to remind you that the fisherman and the fire mage should be down there now."

Liu Zheng said.

"You dare to threaten me?"

The plane tree widened its wooden eyes.

"You threatened me first."

He was unmoved.

"Just for a thank you, you're going to turn against me?"

The plane trees looked at him as if he were a lunatic.

"As long as they are intelligent creatures, they will always be irrational at times. Just like you, in order to gain freedom, you chose an evolutionary path that is almost a dead end."

Liu Zheng said.

If you want to become a phoenix, you must first become an egg with almost no ability to protect itself.

Even if the hatching is successful, it will have to sneak across the border to leave the metropolis.

Even if it successfully leaves the metropolis, the practice of the five virtues is still waiting for it.

Without Liu Zheng's help, the French plane tree got stuck at the first step.

“But I haven’t chosen yet.”

The plane tree retorted.

"Then you can choose now."

"What can I get if I thank you?"

The plane tree asked tentatively.

"Well, actually I have to pee urgently now."

"Are you sick, you idiot human? I have wine to drink now, who wants to drink your urine?"

The plane tree cursed.

"Then you will get nothing."

He shrugged.

"Hmph. Thanks. All right?"

The plane tree said in a voice quieter than a mosquito's hum.

Unfortunately, Liu Zheng’s ears can even hear the sound of a mosquito’s fetal movement (an exaggerated rhetorical device).

"Okay. I'll give this to you as a snack. Now I'm leaving."

He grabbed a handful of dried fish and threw them to the plane tree, then turned around gracefully.

"This is not even enough to fill my teeth. Idiot humans are just stingy."

French plane tree gave him a middle finger at his back and stuffed all the dried fish into his mouth.
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"I should go back now. This trip has taken long enough."

Back at the restaurant, the driver said to Liu Zheng.

"Okay. Thank you for your help this time."

he said respectfully.

"It's not a big deal. I've received the money and watched the performance. If you need such good things in the future, just come to me."

The driver said with a smile on his face.

How long had it been since he last saw an air raid? Thirty years? A hundred years?

"Definitely next time."

As the tanks disappeared, cattle and horses also walked out of the takeaway channel.

"Peacock ordered takeout again?"

Liu Zheng looked at its cracked horn and his eyes fixed.

"No, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

Niuma asked in confusion.

"What are you doing, big boss?"

he asked, pointing to the horns of the cow and horse.

"Oh, I sent a takeaway of Xiezhi, and it said my horns are not as pretty as its."

"How could I tolerate this? I immediately started arguing with it. As we were arguing, it said it wanted to fight me, so I definitely couldn't back down, and then we started fighting."

Niuma said excitedly.

"And you lost?"

"How is that possible? I broke its horns, okay?"

The cows and horses shouted.

"Awesome, awesome! You are worthy of being my boss."

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs-up with his tentacles.

"Well, you don't have to tell me that. Bring it here."

The cows and horses raised their hooves.

"What to take?"

"Why are you playing dumb? It's your hard work fee. If I wasn't there to support you, would you be able to have fun out there?"

Niuma said through gritted teeth.

"Who is enjoying the pleasure? Those enjoyable projects are all done by Doctor Nile and his friends. I am the one who is suffering, okay?"