It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 440 Let the Cattle and Horses Kowtow to Me
Chapter 440 Let the Cattle and Horses Kowtow to Me
If he gets a spot for the cow and horse, wouldn't it and its wife also kowtow to him and pay their respects?
"Hehehe~"
Liu Zheng let out a nasty laugh.
"Uh, what's wrong with you, bro? Is there something wrong with my tea?"
The old security guard asked nervously.
"Oh, it's nothing. I just thought of something happy."
He stopped smiling.
"Is the safety drill done?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Brother, can you not do what I promised you? Not only do you have to do it, but you have to do it in a big way."
"The manager said that he wanted to use our apartment as a pilot to promote the brand of a reliable and safe apartment."
The old security guard said passionately.
"What about the conditions?"
"As for the conditions, first, we need sponsorship, which the woman has already provided. Second, we would like to ask you to cooperate and shoot some promotional videos for us."
The old security guard said.
"No problem. Whatever you need me to do, do you want me to help you write the script?"
He originally considered changing his career to become a screenwriter, but gave it up after giving it a try.
After all, writing online articles just doesn't make money, and writing scripts not only doesn't make money, but the client also has to deal with a lot of trouble.
"No, no, just cooperate with us and get beaten up when the time comes."
The old security guard said shyly.
"why?"
"Our manager said, what could give the owners a greater sense of security than turning away the deliverymen from the bloody restaurant?"
The old security guard said.
".OK."
What he said made so much sense that Liu Zheng was speechless.
He had just let the Red Ghost cooperate with him to get beaten, and now he had to cooperate with others to get beaten. The retribution came too quickly.
"Don't worry, I know how to control my attack, I'm sure the injury won't be too serious."
The old security guard comforted him.
The injury must be real. There are many talented people in the metropolis, and the obvious fakery can be seen through at a glance.
"That's not necessary. Just fight as you want. I'm tired."
Liu Zheng shook his head.
They are just a group of security guards. As long as he doesn't risk his life, he can still handle it.
"That's great. Hehe, my old brothers actually want to see the skills of the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant."
The old security guard said embarrassedly.
“When will the personnel be in place?”
Liu Zheng asked.
"About an hour later. Our manager still has to do a pre-war mobilization and invite a few owners to come over to watch the ceremony or something."
The old security guard thought for a moment and said.
"It's too slow, can you ask them to come now?"
He shook his head.
"This is a bit difficult."
The old security guard scratched his head.
"Brother, look at you. Your salary is gone again. You are so careless. This is just me. If it were someone else, they would have hidden it from you long ago."
Liu Zheng complained, pointing at the ground.
"Ah? Ahahaha, look at me, it's true. Oh, I really don't remember anything. I can't help but admit that I'm getting old."
The old security guard couldn't stop laughing.
"What about the advance?"
"I can only say that I will try my best. Don't worry, if it doesn't work out, I will return the money to you."
The old security guard said.
If it were someone else, he would definitely not return the money as long as he got the job done, regardless of whether it succeeded or not.
But he didn't dare to say what Liu Zheng said.
Not to mention the other party's identity as a delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant, just the fact that he treated money as if it were nothing is scary enough.
"If it's about money, just tell me."
Liu Zheng no longer tried to hide it.
"It's not about money. Our manager isn't such a bad person, but he's obsessed with power. If you don't let him have his fill, he'll feel uncomfortable."
The old security guard hesitated and said.
"Official addiction? No matter how high his position is, can he beat the City Hall?"
He threw the City Hall family certificate on the table.
"This is."
The old security guard's pupils dilated.
Just now he was busy exchanging experiences and didn't notice the silver brooch at all.
But now, he couldn't ignore it.
"I just helped a friend's brother-in-law with some work today, and he got promoted to deputy section chief."
Liu Zheng said lightly.
"Congratulations."
The old security guard congratulated him repeatedly.
"It's a bit vulgar to give money on such a happy occasion. Brother, please bring this dried fish to your manager so that he can also share in the joy."
He took out a small dried fish and instead of putting it on the table, handed it directly to the old security guard.
"I am a person who believes in metaphysics. If anyone does not want to be associated with my good fortune, I will fill his head with bad luck."
"Of course, the message cannot be conveyed in this way, otherwise it will hurt him too much."
"Brother, you are a wise man, you should know what to say."
Liu Zheng stared into the old security guard's eyes and said.
"understand."
The old security guard said repeatedly.
"Don't worry, brother. I never treat my own people badly. If that manager dares to take it out on you, I'll use him as a bait tonight."
"The fish in the lower river are big and fierce. He will surely die a painful death."
He patted the old security guard on the shoulder and said.
"Not really. Our manager is very reasonable at critical moments. Should I go out and give him a call?"
"Go."
Liu Zheng nodded.
"well."
The old security guard wiped the non-existent cold sweat from his forehead and walked out of the security room again.
Not long after, he came back with the phone.
"It's done. Our manager said someone will be here soon."
The old security guard said with a smile on his face.
"Okay. Whether the monks come or not, I will give you guys a bonus. If they come, I'd like you to do your best."
"If you're alive, I'll double the bonus, and I'll invite you guys to go to the Bathhouse Street to have some fun. If you die, the pension will be tripled, and I'll have people at the cemetery. Whether you're dead or alive, I'll make clear arrangements for you guys."
Liu Zheng said.
"Brother is indeed a man of great accomplishments. He is generous in his actions. Don't worry, I will definitely convey your message."
"How about this, I'll talk to the manager and ask him to transfer some young people who are brave enough to fight and fight."
"My old brothers, to be honest, have the ability, but lack the drive."
The old security guard said.
"Okay, then I'll trouble you, brother."
"No way, they are my brothers."
The old security guard said with a smile.
After everything was settled, Liu Zheng left the security room and returned to the tank to wait.
After a while, a Coaster came from a distance.
When the car arrived at the door of the apartment, fully armed security guards got out of the car.
Most of them have human form, and those that are not human have human-like body structures, so they all wear the same black uniform.
Bulletproof vests, cut-resistant gloves, gas masks, explosion-proof shields and other protective gear are all available.
In terms of weapons, shotguns, assault rifles, submachine guns, pistols, tear gas bombs, stun grenades, fragmentation grenades, etc. are also quite complete.
Of course, the most conspicuous one is the tallest security guard in the queue.
It looks like some kind of lizard man or half-dragon man, anyway, it has obvious reptilian characteristics.
Its attire was also unique. Apart from the standard black uniform and bulletproof vest, it wore no other security equipment.
Instead, it has a Roman helmet on its head, and a Roman dagger and Roman shield in its hands.
As the saying goes, the weirder the weapon, the faster you die. Many of the eighteen weapons only appear in novels, and there are reasons for that.
However, that is in the real world that respects physics. In the metropolis where Newton's coffin can be opened and nailed shut at any time, being different means being superior.
Otherwise, the bullying from your leader alone will be enough to crush you.
After all the security guards got out of the car, a fat middle-aged man wearing a white shirt with the hem tucked into his trousers got out slowly.
Obviously, this person is the property manager that the old security guard mentioned.
"Cough cough."
He walked in front of all the security guards and turned to face them.
"At the request of the owner, we have simplified the procedures for this performance. All actions have only one purpose. What is it?"
the property manager asked.
"Show the strength of the property management and the style of security."
The security guards shouted loudly.
The voice is loud and uniform, and it sounds uplifting.
"That's right. And I only have one request for you, and that is to treat acting as actual combat."
"No matter what emergencies you encounter during the process, you must treat them as real and deal with them decisively."
"If anything goes wrong, the company will cover it for you."
"have you understood?"
The property manager asked again.
"Understood!"
There was another loud response.
"Very good. For this activity, I will be the commander-in-chief and will be in charge at the base camp. Security captain Yang Dali will be the deputy commander-in-chief and the person in charge of the operation."
"Yang Dali, step out!"
he shouted.
"Yes!"
A security guard with a face that looked like both a sheep and a human walked out of the queue.
"You take command now."
The property manager said.
"Yes! Everyone, follow me."
Yang Dali waved his hoof and led the security guards into the apartment one after another.
The security guard who looked like a Roman soldier took one look at the tank and followed the formation.
"That kobold is interesting."
The driver suddenly said.
"Kobold? Isn't that a lizard head?"
Liu Zheng asked in confusion.
"Kobolds are actually dragonborn. Although their dragon blood is very weak, they still have great potential."
"I once had a Kobold advisor who was very good at night raids."
"As for the name Kobold, it actually means that their barking sounds like that of a dog."
The driver explained.
"I see. So what did you mean when you said it was interesting?"
he asked.
“Although it is dressed like a soldier, I sense the same magical aura from it as that of my staff officer. So, it should actually be a kobold warlock.”
"And if you look at its face and torso, they are very close to a real dragon, so it should also be a regressive kobold, but the degree of regression is not as high as that of my staff officer."
The driver explained again.
"I see. Then its strength should be pretty good, right?"
"Not too bad."
the driver said.
"Then I feel more relieved."
Liu Zheng nodded.
Who is the driver? He is a big shot from the same era as Red Ghost.
To be able to receive the evaluation of “not too bad”, it shows that this kobold is quite strong.
"Then please wait for me a moment."
After Liu Zheng finished speaking, he got off the tank and came to the security room.
"What's up, old sport? I'm just getting ready to go on a maneuver."
The old security guard opened the window and looked out.
"Brother, do you know that dog-headed man?"
he asked.
"I know him, but I'm not familiar with him. I heard that he came from the countryside and has a weird temper. If he wasn't quite capable and the manager liked him, he would have been driven away long ago."
The old security guard curled his lips.
"Of course, I'm not discriminating against country people. People like you are like phoenixes that flew out of the mountains. You are loved wherever you go."
As if realizing that there was something wrong with his statement, he quickly made amends.
"It's okay. A hero doesn't ask where he comes from. There are both talented and useless people in the countryside and in the city."
Liu Zheng said.
"Yes, yes, that's what I mean. You are educated and know how to talk, brother."
The old security guard said with a smile.
"Well, brother, go and help me pass a message to that kobold. As long as it can help, I will never treat it unfairly. Whether it's in the city or outside the city, I can get things done."
He said.
"Okay, I'll tell it later."
The old security guard said readily.
"Then I'll leave it to you, brother."
"Hey, it's unorthodox for us two brothers to say this."
After closing the window, Liu Zheng returned to the tank.
"Let's go back to Rose Street."
he said to the driver.
"You're finally back."
Looking at Liu Zheng who was walking over, Doctor Nile said.
"what happened?"
"Just look above your head and you'll see."
Doctor Nile raised his index finger.
He looked up and saw a group of strange black birds circling above the plane trees.
These strange birds look like crows at first glance, but if you look closely at their heads, they look more like miniature vultures.
Moreover, the edges of their wings are covered with a layer of short feathers that are as smooth as fish scales and look very sharp.
"What's going on? Are you here for the corpse of the Wood Elf royal family as well?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"It's hard to say, but I don't think so. I feel like they are here for a dinner party."
Doctor Nile said with a subtle expression.
"Dinner? What to eat?"
"Well, they are."
Doctor Nile pointed to the fly people again.
These fly people no longer flew around at this moment, but gathered together and confronted the flock of birds in the sky.
From their slightly trembling bodies it could be seen that the flock of birds put a lot of pressure on them.
"Ah? They dare to eat temporary workers from the Environmental Sanitation Department?"
Liu Zheng was surprised.
Didn’t the driver say that fly people were included in the protected list and could not be killed at will even if they were non-citizens?
"Have you lost your mind due to the daily exchange of interests?"
Dr. Nile rolled his eyes.
"Identity is only useful for intelligent creatures. For an animal like this that only has biological instincts, what difference does it make whether you are a temporary worker in the Environmental Sanitation Department or the deputy director of the City Hall?"
"If you want to intimidate them, you can only rely on your strength or your imposing manner."
Obviously, their strength and momentum were not enough to overwhelm this group of strange birds.
"Did they fight?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"No, they are very patient and have been waiting for the opportunity to attack. I was worried that if a fight really broke out, it would affect Dai Lego, so I didn't let them take the initiative to attack."
Doctor Nile shook his head.
After all, he was the future patron saint of his own deity, so he had to be careful.
"Buzz buzz!"
A fly man saw Liu Zheng coming back and flew over and started screaming.
"Uh, someone can help me translate this."
He said with some embarrassment.
(End of this chapter)
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