It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 441 There's a reason why you were almost eaten to extinction

Chapter 441 There's a reason why you were almost eaten to extinction

"Boss, they said those vultures and crows make them very uneasy. If you can't drive them away, they will pack up and leave."

Niu Daji said immediately.

"Want to quit? I think you want to be banished to the sewer."

"The fishermen have just released a batch of fish fry recently. Do you want to give them a snack?"

Liu Zheng cast a cold gaze at the fly man.

The fly man was startled and was about to fly up, but Niu Daji quickly held him down.

"Quack quack!"

The flock of vultures and crows in the sky made dissatisfied cries.

"Buzz buzz buzz!"

The fly man made another series of calls.

"Boss, it said it has no solution. The other tribesmen are not as smart as it and cannot understand what you said."

"Even if it tries its best to soothe it, it can only stay stable for a while."

Niu Daji translated again.

"How long can you stay stable?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Buzz!"

"five minutes."

Niu Daji translated.

"Ten minutes. If the problem is not solved in ten minutes, you and your people will retreat immediately. If you come back here to find me, I will take you to the sewer to eat shit buffet."

He said arrogantly.

"Buzz!"

When the fly man heard the last sentence, his eyeballs almost bulged out and sticky saliva flowed from his mouth.

"Buzz buzz buzz!"

It shouted loudly.

"Boss, it asked if what you said was true? Are you lying to it?"

"I lied to it?"

Liu Zheng smiled contemptuously.

"Tell it that even if it wants to become a full-time employee of the city hall, I have the means to do so, not to mention eating buffet in the sewer."

“The premise is that I can see its value.”

"My boss is awesome."

Niu Daji straightened his back and pointed his chin at the fly man.

If this disgusting looking stinky guy is still ignorant, it will be the first to rush up and wake him up.

"Buzz buzz buzz!"

The fly man stared at Liu Zheng with his red compound eyes for a few seconds, then raised one of his forelimbs and saluted him.

"What does it say?"

"It says, follow your commands, my lord."

Niu Daji translated.

The fly man turned and ran towards his fellow tribesmen, rubbed his mouthparts with his forelimbs, and then used his mouthparts to smear saliva on each of his fellow tribesmen.

Those fly people who were smeared with saliva would immediately become much calmer and also rub their mouthparts with their forelimbs.

But they did not really ignore the danger, their red compound eyes were still fixed on the flocks of birds in the sky.

Once the pheromones wear off or the flock of birds suddenly attacks, they will flee even more frantically.

And the time was almost the ten minutes Liu Zheng requested.

Therefore, he still had to come up with a solution as soon as possible.

"Is there any way to drive them away?"

Liu Zheng asked Doctor Nile.

He is the strongest and has the most means among those present.

"If you're talking about long-range attack methods, I do have them. But as for whether I can drive them away, I'm not sure. After all, I don't know how powerful these strange birds are."

Doctor Nile said.

"What about you?"

He asked the others without much hope.

Sure enough, the answer was negative.

"Call that fly-head over here."

Liu Zheng said to Niu Daji.

"Boss, there are so many idiots, which one do you want me to call?"

The minotaur asked dully.

"The clever leader of the Fly People, Fly Head for short, get it?"

He said speechlessly.

"Oh, I see. I'll go right away."

Niu Daji walked towards the fly man while muttering to himself.

"Then it would be better to call him Smart Head. There are so many Fly Heads, but only one Smart Fly Man. Isn't it easier to remember?"

"You kid, you want to go to the kitchen and experience being an ingredient, right?"

Liu Zheng said sinisterly.

"No, no, no, sir, I was wrong. Please don't kill me. My meat is smelly and tough, and it's not tasty."

Niu Daji was so scared that he begged for mercy.

"If you are afraid, then talk less and do more. Don't you know that the mouth can cause trouble?"

he cursed.

"Yes Yes Yes."

Niu Daji made a gesture of sewing his mouth and dared not float anymore.

"How dare you say that? Your mouth owes you more than it does."

Doctor Nile said quietly.

Based on the conversations he overheard, if it were someone else, it would be enough to buy ten plots of land in the cemetery.

"Doctor, I am teaching my subordinates a lesson. Can you please stop exposing my shortcomings?"

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

"You already know I'm an old man, so what's wrong with me saying a few words to you?"

Doctor Nile played rogue.

Who made this guy's strength expand so quickly?
After a while, even if he had divine power, he might not be able to defeat Liu Zheng.

Although Dr. Nile was reluctant, he had to admit that it was the most appropriate and most likely choice for Sesha to marry Liu.

By then, Liu Zheng will have the handle in his hand, and he won't be able to beat him or scold him. If he doesn't take this opportunity to show off his toughness, where will his dignity as an elder be?

"Okay, okay, I am a short-lived species, I won't argue with you long-lived species."

After a few words of argument, Niu Daji also came back.

"That fly-head said it couldn't leave its people, but it said the name of this bird is in their blood."

"It knows nothing else except that this bird is dangerous."

The Minotaur conveyed the Fly Man's words.

"What's the use of just remembering a name?"

Liu Zheng complained.

"Given their brain capacity, it's already good that they can remember this much. If they remember more of this, they won't be able to remember other things."

"Besides, do you think blood memory is artificial intelligence? Can it choose what to remember and what not to remember?"

"They are pretty good. I remember reading about a race in an old newspaper. After hundreds of generations, their blood memory was filled with forbidden knowledge."

Doctor Nile showed off his vast knowledge.

"And then they brought a big disaster upon themselves and destroyed themselves?"

Liu Zheng said in a flattering manner.

"That won't happen until then. The city hall has determined that they are a high-risk species, and they have immediately eliminated all of them."

Doctor Nile said.

“Is there no one speaking up for them? What about the lips and teeth being cold, and the lives of high-risk races being lives as well?”

"No, the newspapers said that the citizens are very supportive. They all said that the huge amount of tax money they pay should be used for such important things."

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"Tsk, it has to be a metropolis. Just pick an employee from the city hall to be the sword bearer, and he can intimidate the Trisolarans for the rest of their lives."

he exclaimed.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, I'm just talking about novels. Now that we have a name, can we search for relevant information online?"

Liu Zheng had a flash of inspiration.

His old-fashioned phone doesn’t have Internet access, but the doctor’s and his should have it, right?
"That's a nice thought. Do you think the Internet is a universal tool?"

Guokou Tangzi finally found an opportunity to interrupt.

"Ah? Isn't it?"

Anyway, for someone like him who has no professional needs, the knowledge provided by the Internet is completely sufficient.

"Of course not. The Internet can be used to browse websites and chat, but it is almost impossible to use it to obtain targeted knowledge."

Said the soup from the pot.

"Why?" "Because knowledge is dangerous and it costs money."

"The knowledge you can easily find on the Internet is just common sense. Professional knowledge requires qualification review to obtain."

"Even I can only pass a few qualifications, let alone you."

Doctor Nile said.

“Is there no other channel?”

"Of course there are, but those special channels are not only hidden, but every time you gain knowledge through special channels, you are exposing yourself."

"This also applies to official or semi-official channels."

"The official or semi-official ones are just watching you for supervision, but as for the forces behind those special channels, it's hard to say what their purpose is."

Doctor Nile said.

"Have you ever done that, doctor?"

Liu Zheng asked suddenly.

"Humph, everyone has a time when they are young and frivolous."

Doctor Nile answered him tactfully.

"When you were young and frivolous, there was no Internet, right?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"It's none of your business. Don't compare your short-lived species' sense of time with our long-lived species."

Doctor Nile said angrily.

"Haha. So you've lived this long, but you don't know any ornithologists?"

"There was one, but he died a few years ago. I helped to deal with his body, otherwise it would have been too ugly to be buried."

Doctor Nile said.

"How did you die?"

he asked curiously.

"He developed feelings for his research subject, and when they were doing that, she was so excited that she gave him a lot of ideas."

Doctor Nile shrugged.

"Well. Metropolis is a really open-minded place."

Liu Zheng sighed.

"He's a human being."

"So what? You're talking as if you've never been a human being. Don't reduce a group to an individual. I'm a very conservative person."

He said this convincingly.

"hehe."

This time it was Doctor Nile's turn to laugh at him.

Look at Liu Zheng’s messy harem, which is more complete than the options in a black market brothel.

Conservative? Conservative ass!
"Alright, alright, we've strayed off topic again. If he dies, will he have no disciples or anything?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I think so, but I can't remember clearly."

Dr. Nile said hesitantly.

"Just give me a call and ask."

"You're already bossing me around before you even change your tune."

Dr. Nile glared at him but still took out his cell phone.

"Good evening, is this Mrs. Wright?"

After the call was connected, he said.

"Yes, I'm Dr. Nile. Are you ready to talk now?"

"Well, I have an academic question about birds, and I want to ask your husband's students for help."

"Ah? You're my ex-husband now? Then what should I call you now?"

"Okay, Mrs. Niedero, can you help me contact the students of your ex-husband, Mr. Wright?"

Nile asked helplessly.

"Is there any problem with Mr. Nidro? It doesn't matter. Ask him to come to my clinic when he is free. I am an expert in this area."

"Okay, okay. I'll be waiting for your good news then."

Dr. Nile hung up the phone.

"There is something I don't know whether to say or not."

Liu Zheng was eager to try.

"It's okay, just tell me."

Doctor Nile waved the jeweled scimitar at his neck.

"forget it."

He gave in decisively.

In fact, what Liu Zheng wanted to say was that it was not unreasonable that mummies were almost eaten to extinction. Who said they really had medicinal effects?
If crayfish in real life can really enhance male sexual function, Qianjiang and Xuyi will be ranked first among the top 100 counties within a year, and even old Europe will have to claim that they have loved eating crayfish since ancient times.

After waiting for a few minutes, Dr. Nile's phone rang.

"Hello. Oh, it's Professor Nidro. Hmm?"

His and Liu Zheng's expressions froze for a moment, then they regained their composure.

It's a metropolitan city, it's normal.

"Ahem, this is what happened. I encountered a group of birds called vultures, and I wanted to ask if there was any way to drive them away or lead them away."

Dr. Nile cleared his throat and said.

"Oh, I see. Okay, thank you. Come to the clinic when you have time, and I will prepare the best treatment plan for you."

He hung up the phone.

"Are you sure Mr. Wright was killed by his research subject's brain opening?"

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

"That's what the former Mrs. Wright told me anyway."

Doctor Nile shrugged.

"Aren't you a doctor? Can't you even tell the true cause of death?"

"I'm a general practitioner, not a forensic doctor. Don't you understand that different professions are like different worlds?"

Doctor Nile rolled his eyes at him.

"Okay. So what did Professor Nidro say?"

Liu Zheng skipped this part.

He is not from the Sheriff's Department, so he doesn't need to care how Mr. Wright died.

Well, the Sheriff's Department probably doesn't care either.

"He said this kind of eagle is most afraid of strong light and strong fragrance."

Doctor Nile said.

"Strong light? Then you are good at this, doctor."

As a believer in the sun god, it is easy for him to make a big light bulb.

"Divine magic is not used to scare away birds."

Doctor Nile glared.

"Then you should use it to create birds instead of chasing them away. I just don't know if you can ever come across another tree that can evolve into a phoenix."

"Humph!"

Doctor Nile had no way of refutation and could only step aside to prepare to cast a spell.

"What about you guys? Can you create some strong aroma?"

Liu Zheng asked about the soup in the pot.

“Do onion and garlic count?”

"Well, I guess so."

he hesitated.

As far as I can remember, animals other than humans don’t seem to like the smell of spices.

"Then I can give it a try. But I'll be honest, don't blame me if I stimulate their appetite."

Said the soup from the pot.

"can."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Onions and garlic."

Guokou Tangzi took out her traditional soup pot.

"Here I come, big sister."

The onions and garlics squatted down skillfully and stretched their necks.

Tangzi at the mouth of the pot used both hands to separate another soup pot from the soup pot, and then raised it above the onions and garlic.

The boiling hot oil poured out from the pot and poured over the two men's heads.

The sound of "sizzling" was endless, and the strong aroma of onion and garlic emanated from their heads.

The hot oil dripped down their chins into the soup pot below.

"Wow, is this how you guys in the Extreme Flavor Group make aromas?"

Liu Zheng was stunned.

"Humph, what's that? When the Jiwei Group was at its peak, there were more than two people on standby for each type of spice. As soon as the fire started, the whole street was filled with the fragrance coming from Jiweiju."

Guokou Tangzi said proudly.

(End of this chapter)

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