It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 439 Let Britain Move on Its Own

"What's the matter, little brother? Just because you saved my life, tell me what you want to say."

After saying that, the old security guard changed the subject.

"But you also know that I'm just a security guard with limited abilities, so I may not be able to help you."

"I understand. I won't make it difficult for you, brother. This is the specialty dried fish in our Bloody Restaurant. Have it with your wine."

Liu Zheng took out three small dried fish and placed them on the table.

"Oh, how embarrassing is this."

The old security guard said no, but his face was full of surprise.

The food in the Bloody Restaurant, even if it is just dried fish, is a rare delicacy.

He couldn't wait to get off work. He would then organize a drinking party and serve the dried fish as a side dish, which would make his old brothers envious to death.

"It's just a small token of my appreciation. If you want me, I have plenty more."

Liu Zheng looked calm and composed.

"It seems like the little brother is doing well in the restaurant. Even if he is a restaurant employee, he can't just give things away, right?"

The old security guard asked tentatively.

"It's just so-so. It's just that the boss thinks highly of me and my colleagues give me face."

he said humbly.

"You are young and promising. Come to think of it, you were the one who delivered the takeaway last time, right?"

The old security guard asked.

"It's really me."

"Oh, that caused quite a stir. I got a good scolding from the manager. He scolded me really harshly."

"Actually, I don't mind being scolded. I'm old and I've become thick-skinned. But I'm really distressed by the salary deduction."

"Ugh."

The old security guard sighed.

"Brother, did you remember it wrong?"

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"What do you mean, little brother?"

The old security guard was stunned for a moment.

"Isn't your salary here? Put it away quickly and don't lose it again."

He pointed to the banknotes on the ground and said.

"Eh? When is this? Ah, yes, yes, look at me, I'm old and confused, my eyesight isn't very good, I even forgot my salary on the ground."

The old security guard said with a smile, then bent down and picked up the banknote.

"By the way, what did you say you had a problem with? Just tell me, I will definitely do it for you if I can. If I can't do it, I will find a way to do it for you."

he said enthusiastically.

"It's not a big deal, actually. I have a friend who lives here. She's been targeted by a group of monks recently, and I'm busy with my work, and it's not convenient for me to take care of her personally because of the difference between men and women."

"So I would like to ask you to take care of me and help me if I need any help."

Liu Zheng said.

"That's no problem. Security guards are supposed to protect the safety of the owners."

The old security guard breathed a sigh of relief.

He thought it was some troublesome request.

"But if there are too many people, I can't stop them. This is not an excuse. You know, I only have this much strength. Otherwise, I wouldn't have let you in last time."

The old security guard spoke very truthfully.

"Understood, brother, don't worry. You can do whatever you want with your food deliveries in the future. I will compensate for any losses you incur."

Liu Zheng assured.

"My dear little brother, you are so kind. Oh, I feel embarrassed. Wait a moment, I will think of a way for you."

The old security guard stood up and paced in the security room.

"Have it!"

He suddenly clapped his hands.

"What clever idea did you come up with, bro?"

Liu Zheng asked cooperatively.

"Hey, it's not a brilliant idea. I was thinking, since we don't have enough manpower, can we do a safety drill?"

The old security guard said.

"What do you mean?"

"Don't you know that old woman? Ask her to call our manager and tell him that she thinks the apartment's security measures are not in place. Then our manager will definitely talk to me about this, and I'll take the opportunity to propose a safety drill and transfer a few more people from the head office."

The old security guard explained.

"I see. Is that old lady's words effective?"

he asked.

"That must work. She's still a shareholder of our company. Otherwise, how could I let her do that to me?"

The old security guard shed sad tears.

"It's all right, old man. In our metropolis, no one can escape this. Many big men were prostitutes, but they still became successful in the end."

Liu Zheng said.

"Little brother, have you done this too?"

"I've done much more humiliating things than this. Have you ever licked a foot?"

he asked.

"No, I only licked there."

The old security guard shook his head.

"It's nothing to lick there. Have you ever licked a foot that would ooze black water? It would make you collapse right away after licking the blood and flesh."

Liu Zheng sneered.

"Fuck, how come you're still alive, brother?"

The old security guard was shocked.

"Without the diamond, would you dare to take on this porcelain job? Have you ever eaten shit?"

he asked again.

"No, I only drank urine."

The old security guard said embarrassedly.

"How much to drink?"

"Sometimes one or two bowls, sometimes one or two bottles."

The old security guard thought for a moment and said.

"I drink it by the liter. That shit is old feces."

Liu Zheng sneered.

"Ah, wouldn't a person die of constipation if he was constipated for one or two hundred years?"

The old security guard was shocked.

"It's a pity that the guy can't hold it in for another four or five hundred years."

He said with a sad face.

"Brother, you have suffered."

The old security guard gave him a sympathetic look.

"If you want to gain a foothold in the metropolis, you have to be ruthless. Be ruthless to others and even ruthless to yourself."

Liu Zheng's face looked fierce.

"No doubt about it, brother, you are a man who can do great things. When you become successful, don't forget me, your brother."

The old security guard said attentively.

"No problem. I'll buy your company and let you be the manager, and your manager will be your subordinate."

He laughed.

"That's great, hehe. That's it, brother, go talk to that bitch now. As long as you can handle her, I'll take care of the rest for you."

The old security guard said with a bright smile.

"So should I say it in person or over the phone?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"You must have called me, brother. If you said it to my face, you would be abused seventeen or eighteen times right after you said it, right?"

"Yes, yes, brother, you have experience."

he said with admiration.

"Hey, it's all tears if you talk too much. I'll give you the phone number, you can call now."

The old security guard wiped his eyes and said.

"okay."

Liu Zheng called the old lady according to the number given by the old security guard.

"Who is it? Calling at this time is really annoying."

The aunt's sturdy voice rang out. "It's me, the delivery man. Do you remember me, sister?"

He said, suppressing the discomfort in his heart.

"Oh, it's you, young man. What do you want to talk to me about? Have you thought it through and want to spend a few days with me?"

The aunt's tone became much better.

"Live a good life for a few days? I think it's not a good life for human beings for a few days, right?"

Liu Zheng complained in his heart but said it out loud.

"Who doesn't want to live a good life? It's just that I'm too busy and don't have this blessing. This time I called my sister to ask her for a favor."

"What do you want to do now, human?"

Britain's voice rang out.

"Ah, Minister Britain, how come the two of you are together?"

"Asking knowingly."

Britain said unkindly.

"Hey, what are you two busy with?"

He said without any embarrassment.

"It's okay, just say it, brother, let it move on its own."

The aunt took over the conversation.

Then came an indescribable sound.

"It's like this, I have something I want to ask you for help."

Liu Zheng pretended not to hear and told the old security guard about his suggestion.

"Hey, that's it. I thought you were going to introduce me to someone new. Okay, I promise you."

The aunt said nonchalantly.

"Why, can't I satisfy you?"

Britain was dissatisfied.

"You are so energetic, I am afraid you will damage the farmland."

The aunt said in a tender voice.

Britain used Deadly Tempo to great effect.

"Sister, can you call me now? I'm really in a hurry."

Liu Zheng ignored him and continued talking to himself.

"Oh, okay, okay, I love you the most. Come have dinner with me sometime. I want to talk to you."

The aunt said.

"Next time, next time I'll treat you, sister."

He quickly hung up the phone and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

My goodness, with just a few words, the oppressive feeling that the old lady caused to Liu Zheng was even greater than that of cattle and horses.

"I'm right, aren't I? You're so scared by a phone call. You'll be scared to death if I tell you face to face."

The old security guard looked at him and said.

"I admire you. You have foresight."

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs up.

"Oh, don't mention it, just drink your tea."

The two drank tea for a while, and the old security guard's cell phone rang.

"Brother, please sit down for a while. I'm going to answer a phone call."

He shook his phone and said.

"It's okay, go ahead, brother. By the way, can I read these newspapers?"

Liu Zheng looked at the newspaper on the table and asked.

"You can look at the ones on the table, but don't look at the ones elsewhere. It's not that I'm stingy, but the owners paid for them. It's not good for you to look at them."

The old security guard said.

"Understood. Don't worry, brother, I'm not the kind of person who would be impatient."

"I don't think you are either."

The old security guard said this and left the security room.

Liu Zheng watched him leave, then picked up a newspaper and started reading.

"Shock! A massacre occurred in the old city, and millions of people were destroyed by one person."

"Wow, it's so exciting right now."

He became interested and read on according to the title.

"Yesterday, the 'Kill All' housekeeping company went to an old lady's home in the old city to provide pest control services and successfully killed more than two million cockroaches."

"嘁~"

Liu Zheng said in a long voice.

Sure enough, the metropolitan journalism is still full of clickbait.

But then again, maybe the cockroaches in the metropolis are actually intelligent creatures, in which case the title isn't false.

I read a few other newspapers and the contents were basically the same.

Apart from the fact that the subjects of the reports are more metropolitan in nature, the points and reporting techniques are similar to reality, or even more backward than reality, which is also very metropolitan in nature.

"what?"

Liu Zheng finally found an interesting report.

"City Hall announces update of welfare lottery prize pool, Metropolitan City may usher in a new wave of scratch-off craze."

After a few repetitive nonsense, there is a brief introduction to the prize pool update.

The first thing that catches your eye is the change in the first prize.

The original first prize was to have dinner with the Supreme Speaker, but now it has become a copy of the Supreme Speaker's manuscript.

This change is very interesting.

Having dinner with the Supreme Speaker is certainly a rare opportunity, but the Supreme Speaker's manuscripts are also extremely valuable collections.

Anyway, if Liu Zheng is willing to sell, it would be no problem for him to empty out the French Plantain Tree's assets.

Of course, this is not the interesting point.

He was mainly thinking of what Black Cat said about their president rarely showing up, and several vice presidents were also exhausted of inspiration and had unknown things in their later years.

Could it be that the Supreme Speaker is considering taking action himself because he sees that the Writers Association is not doing well?
Or is it that the mysterious president of the Writers Association is actually the Supreme Speaker himself?
Liu Zheng put away his speculations. This level of secret was too dangerous, so it would be better for him to know less.

Putting this aside, the change in the prize is also very beneficial to him.

After all, he is not a native of the metropolis; in some ways he is actually a stowaway.

At present, even existences of the level of the sewer and the bloody restaurant have not seen through this.

Or even if they see through it, they don't say it out loud for various reasons.

But the position of the Supreme Speaker was too high, and Liu Zheng was really unsure.

So compared to having a meal together, manuscripts are safer and more practical.

He continued to look down and discovered another interesting change.

A new prize has been added to the special prize pool: a place in the city’s No. 1 primary school with all fees waived.

"Municipal First Elementary School. It sounds like it's very impressive."

Liu Zheng said to himself.

"Of course that's amazing."

I don't know when the old security guard came back.

"How is it so powerful? Can you tell me about it, brother?"

he asked.

"No way, brother, you don't even know the No. 1 Municipal Elementary School?"

The old security guard was surprised.

"I came from a small mountain village outside the city, and I have never seen the world. Brother, you are very knowledgeable, please tell me about it."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, bro, you really can't tell that you are from the countryside. Okay, then I'll tell you about it."

The old security guard flattered him a little and started telling him the story.

It turned out that the Municipal No. 1 Elementary School was a school directly under the City Hall, and even the principal was concurrently the director of the Culture and Education Department. Both the teaching environment and the teaching quality were the best in the metropolis, much better than those aristocratic schools.

Moreover, as long as students from the Municipal No. 1 Primary School can pass the internal examination, they can be directly admitted to the Municipal No. 1 Middle School.

As long as you can get into the city’s No. 1 middle school, you’ve already stepped half a foot into university.

As for how valuable a college degree is, let me put it this way: as long as you have a college degree, you can almost certainly get a temporary job if you apply for a job at City Hall.

When temporary workers are converted to full-time employees, a college degree is one of the biggest plus points.

"If I can get my grandson admission to the city's No. 1 primary school, my son and daughter-in-law will have to kowtow to me every day."

The old security guard said somewhat exaggeratedly.

"That's it."

Liu Zheng touched his chin, thoughtfully.

(End of this chapter)