It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 383 Is It Such an Inconvenient Thing?
"Did you fall asleep in the elevator?"

Thirteen Yao said, standing outside the elevator.

"Sorry, Minister. The elevator was broken, so I'm a little late."

Liu Zheng explained.

"Don't talk nonsense. These three have never broken down since I started working at the bathhouse."

Thirteen Yao rolled his eyes.

Don’t be fooled by the fact that these elevators look like they could break down at any time. They may be a little inferior in terms of functionality, but they are definitely more durable than real elevators.

"It was a slip of the tongue. It's not broken. It just has a minor glitch."

He corrected himself.

"is it?"

Thirteen Yao looked at Liu Zheng, as if trying to find some clues.

"Not only did you not get hurt at all on your first elevator ride, you didn't even feel depressed at all. For a newcomer, you're a little too capable."

he said meaningfully.

These three elevators definitely have the function of optimizing employees, but they are definitely not intended to kill all the employees.

Generally speaking, riding an elevator for the first time is mostly a mental test.

After all, the strength of newcomers is generally not too strong, and even if they are strong, they are not as strong as those guests.

If you want to complete a good job, what is more important is the ability to withstand mental stress.

Shisanyao has seen the most outstanding newcomers, and their faces would turn pale after taking the elevator for the first time.

He had never seen anyone like Liu Zheng who didn't look pale or feel nervous, and who even looked like he was enjoying it.

Of course, this was actually a misunderstanding of Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng was not enjoying himself, he was just a little happy because his salary had arrived.

"Obtain the 'Sword Possessed' state, which disappears after being triggered three times."

"Sword Possession: Gain a 'Heavenly Sound Killing Flow' move. After using it, you will randomly gain another move. The moves can be repeated."

"Current move: Heavenly Sound Killing Style: Only my voice."

"Heavenly Sound Killing Style: Only My Voice: After using, a blade of sword energy is swung out, and only the player's own voice can be heard within the blade energy's coverage area."

Overall, he was satisfied with Samurai Ichifa's remuneration.

Although it was not the complete swordsmanship he wanted most, nor was it the high-powered attack skill he urgently needed, the more functional skills the better.

The effect of “Tian Dao Yin Sha Liu·Only I Live” may seem narrow, but it actually has a wide range of applications.

Apart from anything else, if you want to unleash the maximum power of the Tiandao Sound Killing Flow, you have to shout out the names of the moves.

If Liu Zheng and the warrior ever fall out, he can use this trick to suppress the other party.

Of course, the other party should also have a way to crack it.

I just don't know if this trick can also ban the evil god's gospel. If so, he will have another big trick up his sleeve.

"Did you meet any fellow passengers when you came up?"

Thirteen asked casually.

"Have."

Liu Zheng admitted it frankly.

"Oh? Is it a guest or an employee?"

Thirteen Yao asked again.

"He's an employee. He's from the service department, and his name seems to be Wan Zi."

"Manko? Wasn't that Hashihime just used by a customer?"

Thirteen Yao said strangely.

"Hashihime?"

Liu Zheng seemed to have heard of this name.

According to legend, Hashihime is a monster formed from the resentment of some infatuated women who committed suicide by jumping off a bridge.

They would always wait in the water near the bridge, and if a man crossed the bridge at night, they would lure him into the water and drown him.

If a woman crossed the bridge, she would be forcibly dragged into the water and drowned.

Of course, he didn't know how the bridge girl from the metropolis came about.

"Well, that woman knows how to serve a man. What a pity."

Thirteen Yao smacked his lips and said.

"Uh"

Looking at his lecherous expression, Liu Zheng's mouth twitched slightly.

No wonder Old Man Qing dislikes Shisanyao so much. Apart from the fact that he owes money and doesn't pay it back, being too lustful should also be an important reason.

"It's a little human girl, probably a new employee who inherited the code name of Manko."

Liu Zheng said.

"Human? That's really rare. In the past, we might not even hire one human employee a year, but today we hired two in a row."

Thirteen Yao was amazed.

He still likes humans very much. Humans smell fresher and their minds are more complex and changeable.

And this complex and changeable mind is precisely the fun of getting along with others.

The reason why he can't forget Old Man Qing is also related to the fact that Old Man Qing is half human.

"What a pity! The code name Wan Zi will be vacant soon."

Thirteen Yao shook his head.

"Why, Minister?"

"She didn't come in through the back door like you did, did she?"

Thirteen Yao said in a teasing tone.

"No, it seems he was captured."

Liu Zheng said.

"Did she tell you?"

"Yes, Minister."

"Then she must be lying. No matter how short of people the bathhouse is, they won't capture humans to fill the gap. Unless there are guests making reservations, they are just one-time purchases made through channels, and they are not considered formal employees."

"People like her who have code names were either sold in, or they came in by mistake and signed employment contracts with her."

Thirteen Yao said.

"Can we accidentally enter the bathhouse?"

he asked doubtfully.

"Yes. The bathhouse has hidden passages that lead outside the bathhouse street. Every once in a while, someone will mistakenly enter those passages and end up in the bathhouse."

"Moreover, among these people who strayed in, humans were the largest in number."

"Of course, they are usually either sent to the kitchen, sent to the farm, or eaten by the employees who meet them. Very few of them can successfully join the company."

Thirteen Yao said.

"Then it's quite impressive that she was able to successfully get the job."

Liu Zheng said.

"It's really impressive, but that's all. There are a lot of non-human newcomers who can't survive the first week, let alone a little human girl."

"By the way, how young is the little girl you are talking about?"

Thirteen Yao suddenly asked.

"Well, he was about eleven or twelve years old, and very poor."

He thought for a moment and said.

"Tsk, I'm not interested then."

Thirteen Yao suddenly felt bored.

If she is a nice woman with big breasts and a nice butt, he would be interested in getting to know her.

If I can serve him well, it is not impossible to become his backer.

But since she's just a little brat, let her fend for herself.

"By the way, Minister, do you know Miss Yoko from the Service Department?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Yoko? You mean Xiaoji?"

Thirteen Yao said.

"I'm not sure, I guess."

"It turns out that the little human girl relied on her, no wonder she was able to successfully get the job."

Thirteen Yao nodded.

Needless to say, he also knew that Liu Zheng must have heard Yoko's name from Wan Zi.

"Is that Miss Chicken very powerful?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"She herself is not that great, she is just very dedicated to her work."

"But her sister is quite impressive. She married a regular employee of the city hall."

Thirteen Yao said.

Except for the real desperadoes, there is no one in the metropolis who is not afraid of City Hall.

Especially for those doing business, the city hall really has ten thousand ways to control them.

Although the top ten bathhouses all have backers, no one wants to cause unnecessary trouble. So as long as Xiaoji doesn't commit suicide, no one will find fault with her.

"In that case, this Miss Xiaoji should be a nice person."

Liu Zheng said.

"Yes, she's not bad. If you run into her, you can have a chat with her. Forget about the others. The ladies in the service department are all naughty and you can't control them."

Thirteen Yao warned.

"So we should let you, the Minister, take charge of everything?"

"That's right! Hahaha, you really are very smart."

Thirteen Yao laughed out loud.

"Speaking of which, I just wasted your time, Minister. This is my fine."

Liu Zheng took out a stack of banknotes and stuffed them into his pocket.

"Not bad, not bad. I like you more and more. It would be great if you could keep doing this."

Thirteen Yao pinched the thickness of the banknote and his smile became more sincere.

"I don't quite understand what you mean, Minister."

He said this without changing his expression.

"It's okay if you don't understand. I just want to remind you that if you cross my bottom line, I will not show mercy. At most, I will leave you with an intact body."

"I will use all this money to buy you a coffin."

Thirteen Yao patted his pocket and said.

"That's not something you need to worry about, Minister. I have a good relationship with the gravekeeper at the cemetery. I believe he will give me the best funeral supplies."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"You really have a wide circle of friends. Let's go. We have wasted enough time. The customers are waiting anxiously."

Thirteen Yao glanced at him and then walked forward.

He followed closely behind.

The scene on the seventh floor is similar to that on the first floor, with one barrier house after another, but the area is obviously much larger.

"Don't say I don't take care of you. The first guest I arranged for you is absolutely excellent."

Thirteen Yao said as he walked.

"May I ask, Minister, in what sense is it the best?"

Liu Zheng asked with a subtle expression.

In reality, the word "best" is often used in a negative sense when describing people.

"Of course, he is a top-notch person in the literal sense. He has a good temper, low requirements, and is generous. He just has a little quirk."

Thirteen Yao said.

"What little quirk?"

He had a bad feeling.

"Nothing, I just like SM."

Thirteen Yao said in a relaxed tone.

"Um"

Liu Zheng opened his mouth to speak.

"And this guest likes to play the part of M."

Thirteen Yao continued.

"Oh~"

He hesitated.

"What did you just want to say?"

Thirteen Yao suddenly turned around.

"Nothing, I'm just worried that I'm not violent enough to satisfy the needs of this distinguished guest."

Liu Zheng said.

"Well, your worry is not without reason."

Thirteen Yao turned his head back.

"This guest has an amazing physique. It's difficult for ordinary people to hurt him, let alone relax him. If you are unable to do it later, you can directly ask for a replacement. For the sake of old man Qing, I won't make it difficult for you."

"But you just have to go back to where you came from. Do you understand?"

He said calmly.

"Understood, Minister."

Liu Zheng nodded.

He knew that this was the opportunity Thirteen Yao gave him, but it was also a test.

He had no idea how much Thirteen Yao knew, but if he couldn't even pass the first hurdle, Thirteen Yao and the faction he represented would have no interest in further cooperation.

"arrive."

Thirteen Yao suddenly stopped.

Liu Zheng looked at the house number on the barrier house next to him: 706.

"Oh, by the way, don't mention monks or monkeys to it, or it will become S's side."

After giving the reminder, Thirteen Yao opened the paper door.

A huge wooden barrel appeared in front of Liu Zheng, and equally eye-catching was the mountain of lemons piled up next to the barrel.

Four maids, wearing the same dry clothes as Wan Zi, climbed up and down the ladder placed beside the barrel, then squeezed the juice from the lemons in their hands and dripped it into the barrel.

When they heard someone coming in, they just glanced and continued with what they were doing.

"Shi Sang, sorry to have kept you waiting."

Thirteen Yao bowed.

The customer is God, and even if you are the manager of the massage department, you still need to show the necessary humility.

Seeing this, Liu Zheng also bowed, with the same angle and strength.

"Fortunately."

After a long time, a deep and slow sound came from the wooden barrel.

"I have brought a new person this time. Can Shi Sang give him a chance to serve you?"

Thirteen Yao asked.

"can."

After another period of waiting, the slow voice sounded again.

"Thank you Shi Sang for your understanding. Okay, you guys go out, I will personally help our distinguished guest bathe."

Thirteen Yao said to the maids.

Although he is not the head of the service department, he can give orders to people in the service department on some small matters.

"Yes, Minister Thirteen."

Sure enough, after hearing this, the maids climbed down the ladder, bowed slightly to Shisanyao, and then left the barrier house.

"Renhe, help me squeeze lemons for Shi Sang."

Thirteen Yao greeted.

"Oh well."

Liu Zheng followed his example, scooped a bag of lemons from the pile, and climbed up the ladder.

When his eyes were higher than the barrel, he could finally see the distinguished guest clearly.

I saw a huge stone sitting cross-legged in the wooden barrel. The stone had no facial features and no hands, but had a pair of thick legs and an angular upper body.

Green moss grew from the feet to the waist, and the head was covered with many dead vines, under which were many skulls polished to a shiny finish by the wind.

When Liu Zheng looked at it, he also felt many gazes shooting out from the empty eye sockets of those skulls, scanning him.

"What are you still standing there for? Go and squeeze some lemon juice for Shi Sang."

Thirteen Yao urged.

"Oh well."

He quickly picked up a lemon and squeezed it in his hands.

The yellowish juice fell into the barrel with some squeezed pulp, providing some insignificant lift to the water level in the barrel.

"Keep going, don't stop."

Thirteen Yao squeezed the lemon as he spoke.

His movements were so smooth that each time he clenched his palm, he was able to squeeze a whole lemon and then throw the peel into the garbage accurately.

I don’t know how many years he squeezed lemons to reach this level of proficiency.

Men are creatures that easily develop an inexplicable desire to win.

Seeing Shisanyao squeezing so fast, Liu Zheng also subconsciously sped up, and it was naturally impossible for Shisanyao to catch up.

As the two of them competed with each other, a mountain of lemons was quickly consumed, and the water level in the barrel was almost below the stone man's head.

"Please give Shi Sang an acid bath."

Shisanyao took Liu Zheng down the stairs, then stepped aside and said.

".good."

As the stone man finished speaking, the sound of flowing water was instantly heard in the room.

The next second, the huge wooden barrel broke into pieces.

(End of this chapter)