It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 382 I Love Eating Scared Kids

With the sound of a noose sliding, the elevator slowly moved upwards.

The upward speed is not fast, even slower than the elevator in Liuzheng Community in reality. Without stopping, it is comparable to the elevator in an office building during rush hour.

This is always the case with Metropolis’ technological creations: their performance in one aspect exceeds imagination, while in another aspect their performance is below the lower limit.

But he was not in a hurry anyway, so he looked at the elevator floor buttons with interest.

Just as Wu Shifa said, the elevator's floor buttons were already rusted beyond recognition. Just from pressing them once, Liu Zheng's fingers were covered with brown rust.

“Is there a surveillance camera in the elevator?”

he asked suddenly.

"Of course I do. But I can do something about it. What do you want to do?"

Samurai Ichiba's voice came from the microphone.

"I have nothing to do anyway, so I might as well do something good."

As Liu Zheng spoke, he lifted a corner of the erotic costume, revealing the healing tentacles.

He pressed the tentacle on the first button in the first row of floor keys and smeared it with his own blood.

After the first button was evenly coated, he started to coat the next one.

Although it sounds cumbersome, with Liu Zheng's current hand speed, it only took him more than a minute to finish applying it all.

This time is enough for the blood and rust to react.

"Now, it's time to witness a miracle."

Liu Zheng directly took out the legendary underwear and wiped the blood-soaked floor keys like wiping glass.

Items recognized by the system can also be used as ordinary items, as long as they are not damaged beyond the limit and do not affect their use.

The blood stains and rust on the floor keys were also wiped away bit by bit by the legendary underwear, revealing the shiny base color.

"As expected of me, being a cleaner is not a bad job at all."

He looked at the brand new floor keys and said with satisfaction.

"Well, I'm not that anxious actually. You don't need to bother wiping it with your own clothes."

The warrior's tone was a little subtle.

I used my own blood to wipe the rust off the iron. If you ask me whether I was touched or not, the answer is yes. I'm sure I was.

If he was still in human form, even if we couldn't become sworn brothers, we would at least acknowledge him as a friend.

But Samurai Ichiba is now the spirit of the elevator, and the floor keys are actually equivalent to his body.

And Liu Zheng used his underwear that was stained with his own fluids to wipe his body, which felt a bit weird no matter how you thought about it.

Although samurai did have the tradition of keeping concubines, Ippo certainly did not have such a hobby.

Besides, strictly speaking he was now an object.

So is Liu Zheng's behavior a fetish or a homosexual relationship? This kind of XP is too complicated even for a warrior.

"Don't be so ungrateful, you idiot. Whose underwear do you think these are? They belong to a legendary figure. Not to mention being wiped with them, even being able to smell them from a distance is a blessing you have earned in eight lifetimes."

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

".So do you take it out and smell it often?"

Although it was just the sound coming from the microphone, one could definitely imagine Samurai Ippot's expression from the tone of his voice.

"No, this kind of treasure can only be used at critical moments."

He shook his head and said.

If he takes it out frequently, what if he accidentally uses it up? He will cry in the lounge.

"Your Excellency is indeed extraordinary."

The warrior's tone was tinged with awe.

"Don't say that. I'm just an ordinary employee."

Liu Zheng spoke modestly, but his face was full of pride.

"Ding!"

A warning tone sounded, and with a vibration, the elevator stopped.

"Ok?"

He looked at the word "6F" on the display and frowned.

"It is not convenient for me to interfere in the affairs between passengers. Please be careful."

After leaving a reminder, the warrior fell into silence.

"Tsk, just put on your clothes and leave, you scumbag."

Liu Zheng despised his disloyal behavior, then took out the butcher knife and the express delivery slip.

If you can win by talking, use your mouth; if you can win by beating, use a knife; if you can’t win by talking or beating, use the express delivery note.

His combination of attack and escape with no blind spots in defense has made him invincible.

As Liu Zheng was on high alert, the elevator door slowly opened.

A short girl wearing a pink shuigan (a civilian garment similar to a hunting robe) and with short hair in a ponytail stood at the door.

It can be seen that she was so nervous that her whole body was tense.

When she saw someone in the elevator, she subconsciously tried to run away, and only stopped with the last bit of her sanity.

However, when the little girl saw Liu Zheng's appearance clearly, her tense body relaxed a little.

There are many humanoid creatures in the metropolis, and it is not uncommon to see them even in places like the Hundred Ghosts Bathhouse where demons and monsters dominate.

But why would a little girl like this come to take the Samurai Ippo's elevator?

You know, this elevator represents anger and public nature.

Rather than anger, her emotion was more like fear.

The little girl looked at Liu Zheng timidly, as if she wanted to say something, but immediately covered her mouth.

Then she put her hands down and clenched both of her little hands into fists, as if trying to cheer herself up.

"If you don't come in, the elevator door will close."

Liu Zheng said, unable to bear it any longer.

"Ah, you can talk!"

The little girl screamed.

"How fresh! I can bite people."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes and sneered at her.

"ah!"

The little girl was so scared that she covered her head with her hands and crouched on the spot.

But after waiting for a while, the expected attack did not come.

"what?"

She raised her head carefully and found Liu Zheng looking at her with a smirk on his face.

"How can you bully a girl when you are so big?"

The little girl said angrily.

"Who said that big guys can't bully girls? Bullying girls is so much fun. If it weren't for bullying girls, I wouldn't have grown so big."

His smile got even more mean.

"Hmph, big bad guy."

The little girl curled her lips.

"The big bad guy is about to close the elevator door. If you want to get in, get in quickly. The next person you meet might be a super bad guy."

Liu Zheng said, leaning his hand on the elevator door.

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The little girl hesitated for a few seconds, but finally gritted her teeth and walked into the elevator.

"scare!"

He suddenly raised his hands and made a move to pounce on her.

"what!"

The little girl was so scared that she sat down on the ground with a pale face.

"Uh"

Looking at the spreading water stains on the floor and smelling the odor in the air, Liu Zheng couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed.

"No, you are too timid. Are you scared to death?"

He touched his nose and said.

"Wow!"

The little girl was already on the verge of a breakdown, and his words made her even more devastated.

“You, you bully people, wow!”

She burst into tears, tears streaming down her face.

"Hey, can the elevator go up a little slower?"

Liu Zheng asked loudly.

"Yes, sir, do you want to suspend the upward movement?"

The warrior asked immediately.

"Timeout."

"As you wish."

There was another vibration, and the elevator stopped. A symbol indicating a fault appeared on the display screen.

"Okay, stop crying. Isn't it okay to just assume that I'm only 1% wrong?"

Liu Zheng said with a headache as he looked at the little girl whose face was covered with tears and snot.

"Obviously, it's all your fault."

The little girl sobbed.

"Wow, this thing can still talk, it's amazing, it's worthy of being a metropolitan."

He gave a thumbs up.

In real life, people who cry like this can’t even breathe completely, let alone speak a complete sentence.

"How can it be my fault? You did pee. I was just telling the truth. It's you who is too easily defeated."

He said this convincingly.

"Wow! You're a bully!"

The little girl cried even louder.

"Stop crying, or I'll eat you up!"

Liu Zheng felt a headache after hearing this, so he threatened.

"Are you going to eat me too?"

The little girl stopped crying, but there was a hint of sadness in her tone. "If you don't cry, I won't eat you. I only eat children who cry a lot."

He said.

"Then I won't cry."

The little girl wiped her eyes with her sleeve, then stood up with her hands on the floor.

She was careful not to get any snot or urine stains on her sleeves.

Although Liu Zheng felt that it didn't mean much, after all, the spot on the pants was still very obvious.

"You change your expression very quickly."

Looking at the little girl whose face gradually calmed down, he couldn't help but speak.

"What did you say?"

The little girl tilted her head.

"It's nothing, it's fine."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

Anyone who can survive in a metropolis must have some unique skills, so the little girl's behavior is normal.

"Are you human?"

he asked.

I don’t know if it’s because of his strength or identity, but Liu Zheng doesn’t have the ability to distinguish races like cattle and horses.

"Yeah. You too?"

The little girl looked at him expectantly.

“Basically.”

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

With the suppression of Red Ghost, his human content should still be above 50%.

In a place like a metropolis, a 50% human population is already considered high.

"Were you also captured?"

the little girl asked.

"That's not true. I applied for the job on my own, and I used the back door."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

"Well, I thought you were like me."

The little girl said disappointedly.

"Were you captured?"

"Ah."

The little girl responded sullenly.

"So what are you doing? Trying to escape?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"If so, are you going to report me?"

The little girl looked at him and asked, expressionless.

"of course not."

He shook his head.

"really?"

A light flashed in the little girl's eyes.

"Such a bad kid, of course I have to hide it and eat it slowly by myself."

Liu Zheng deliberately said in a gloomy tone.

When the little girl heard the word "eat", she trembled with fear at first, and then calmed down.

"Huh? Why aren't you afraid?"

This time it was his turn to be disappointed.

"Because I know you won't eat me."

The little girl shook her head.

"No one would talk so much to food. You and Sister Yoko are both good people."

she said calmly.

Although Yoko's temper was just a little bad, the man in front of her was a little too bad.

"Then you are still not well-informed. Many people not only like to talk to food, but also like to argue with food."

Liu Zheng chuckled.

Here we mention an unnamed drunkard who believes he has French aristocratic ancestry.

"Oh."

The little girl nodded perfunctorily.

"Why don't you refute me?"

“No more energy.”

The little girl whispered.

From the moment she entered the Hundred Demons Bathhouse, her nerves had been on edge, like a spring compressed to its limit.

But after Liu Zheng broke her mentality, she couldn't keep calm anymore.

"Sir, the time is almost up."

Just as Liu Zheng was about to ask further questions, the warrior's voice was heard.

"What's your name?"

He asked the little girl.

"Wan Zi."

The little girl said.

"Is this your real name or a code name?"

"Code name."

The little girl replied.

"Then what's your real name?"

".Xiao Wan."

The little girl hesitated for a moment, but finally spoke out.

"No matter what happens, just survive. If you can survive until tonight, you may be able to survive forever."

Liu Zheng said.

"really?"

There was light in Xiao Wan's eyes again.

"I never lie."

At most, only tell half the truth.

"Can you tell me your name?"

Xiao Wan suddenly said.

"Sure. My code name is Renhe, and my real name is Liu Zheng."

He said.

"I remember. Mr. Liu Zheng, can you help me survive?"

Xiao Wan asked cautiously.

"what is the benefit?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

He is not a pushover. It was okay for him to create some trouble when rescuing Jinzi to give Xiaowan a chance to escape, but he must have had a purpose in saving her specifically.

"This is all I have."

Xiao Wan took off a pendant from his neck and handed it to Liu Zheng.

Under the silver chain, there was a diamond-shaped piece of metal.

"Hey, it looks familiar." He took the pendant and the item introduction popped up immediately.

"Name: Fragment of the Killing Stone (One-time)"

"Type: Props/Miscellaneous"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: It can cut open the body of any living being and cause it to undergo negative mutations."

"Effect 2: When used as a forging material, it can increase the sharpness of weapons and their lethality to living creatures."

"Note: How many times have I told you that I can't turn into a fox!"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

“It really is this thing.”

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

Moreover, the piece Xiao Wan gave him was much bigger than the one Guokoutangzi gave him.

"I don't know how many killing stones there are, and the system doesn't even give me a hint. It's not humane at all."

He complained in his heart and then returned the pendant to Xiao Wan.

"Which department are you in?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I'm in the Ministry."

"Okay. I'll remember your story. If there's a chance, I'll save you. Before that, you have to do everything you can to stay alive."

He stared into Xiao Wan's eyes and said.

"Well, I remembered it!"

Xiao Wan nodded vigorously.

"very good."

"Ding!"

Liu Zheng was about to say something when the elevator suddenly started moving and stopped immediately.

"Stay alive and wait for my reward."

He reached out, rubbed Xiao Wan's head, and then walked out of the open elevator door.

(End of this chapter)