It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 160: Firing at the Hemorrhoids in the Sewer

"Are you sure? In your current state, it will be difficult for you to pass the exam, let alone get full marks."

The fisherman reminded.

"It's okay, I have a solution."

Liu Zheng said confidently.

"Let me be frank with you. If you really don't pass the test, I can't stop you from being killed in the sewer. The most I can do is leave your body intact."

The fisherman said.

"Okay, stop wasting time and get started."

He said.

There are only four hours in total, and he also needs to leave time to communicate with the fire mage.

"Then get on the plane and I'll tell you the details."

The fisherman did not persuade him any further.

Liu Zheng jumped onto the plane, but the plane did not move at all under the huge impact force.

But this is normal. How can a device that can lubricate the sewers and relieve constipation be really broken?

"Hold the steering wheel."

The fisherman said.

He gripped the steering wheel and the scenery in front of him changed immediately.

Looking up, there are no longer blue-gray walls and rusty yellow pipes around, but an endless starry sky.

What's under your feet is no longer colorful sewage, but a long runway.

"I won't go into the general gameplay, let me just talk about the important things."

"There are four types of enemies."

"One is shit meteorites, which come in big and small sizes, soft and hard, and there are also mutant elites. Anyway, just smash them when you see them, and you'll get extra points if you break them."

"One is the intestinal star belt, which cannot be broken or hit. But there may be shit meteorites mixed in it, and you will get extra points if you can break it without damaging the intestinal star belt. By the way, using bombs can directly blow up those shit meteorites without damaging the intestinal star belt."

"One is the Sho Ginga. This one is ineffective with normal bullets and can only be attacked with bombs, so you have to save your bombs."

"The last type is the junk meteor shower. The probability of this type appearing is very low, and you can get extra points if you break it."

"But there will be props mixed in. It's up to you whether you take the risk of eating the props or not."

"The appearance of these four enemies is very easy to identify. You won't make a mistake unless you are blind."

The fisherman said.

"No boss?"

"Yes, but the number and type of bosses that appear each time are different, so there's no point in talking about it."

"If I have to say, the boss that looks more like shit has higher HP, the boss that looks more like intestines has fewer damage points, the boss that looks more like shit has more types of barrage, and the boss that looks more like garbage has higher frequency and more barrage."

The fisherman thought for a moment and said.

"remember."

“You just press the red button in the middle of the steering wheel and the game starts.”

The fisherman said.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng responded, but his next action was not to press the button, but to take out a golden finger.

"Name: Gold Finger (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect: Use at the right time to select one of three random plug-ins."

"Note: I am a disciple of Fengling Yueying Sect, and I have never known what game difficulty is."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

After he got this disposable prop of perfect quality, he would take it out from time to time, but he always used it to intimidate people.

But this time, he really wanted to use it.

There is no other way. The sewer is so big that I can't expect to find him by relying on the time I spend delivering food every time. It will be difficult to find him even after checking in the copy.

Although Liu Zheng has some tendencies towards hoarding, he can still be ruthless at critical moments.

Is it possible?
He held the golden finger, his face struggling.

This is a one-time prop of perfect quality. If he gets this kind of prop in the game, he will definitely not use it even if he completes the game.

In other words, the meaning of owning such a prop lies in the ownership itself.

Unfortunately, I don’t know if this crappy hell game can be completed.

"Ugh."

Liu Zheng sighed, and the golden finger turned into a stream of light and merged into his body.

"Goldfinger has been used successfully, and the usage scenario is being detected."

"Testing completed, plug-in extraction in progress."

"Drawing completed, please choose one of the following three plug-ins."

The system's voice continued to ring. "Plug-in 1: The aircraft gains invincibility."

"Plug-in 2: Aircraft bullets can be upgraded infinitely."

"Cheat 2: Aircraft bombs can be stacked infinitely, and the number of bombs obtained is x."

"Brilliant!"

Looking at these three plug-ins, Liu Zheng sighed sincerely.

It is indeed a disposable prop of perfect quality, and the effect is really powerful.

But soon he fell into distress again.

All three plug-ins are visibly powerful, but he can only choose one.

So, which one to choose?

After thinking about it, Liu Zheng ruled out the plug-in first.

The invincibility of the plane is of course very powerful. If his goal is to pass, he will definitely choose this.

But his goal now is to pass the level with full marks, and the invincibility of the plane is a bit not enough.

After all, the Intestinal Star Belt that cannot be destroyed and the Xiangyin Galaxy that can only be destroyed by bombs are not problems that can be solved by the invincibility of aircraft.

After Liu Zheng thought about it for a while, the second plug-in was also ruled out.

The infinite upgrade of bullets is of course awesome. Later on, the entire screen can be filled with his bullets, killing enemies as soon as they show their heads.

But that's also where the problem lies.

With more bullets, he couldn't guarantee that he would only hit the shit meteorites without damaging the intestinal star belt.

So, after careful consideration, Liu Zheng chose plug-in three.

Bombs can be used on all enemies, and the number of bombs is X2 and can be stacked infinitely, which greatly enhances the flexibility of bomb use.

"Hack three loaded successfully."

As the system prompted, he pressed the red button heavily.

The old immortal Fengying has boundless magical powers!
"Reddy~Startu!"

The game began with a Japanese-English prompt.

The plane started automatically, quickly flew out of the runway and into the vast space.

As the flight distance increases, the stars in the distance are getting closer and closer.

Only then did Liu Zheng discover that those so-called stars were actually huge balls of meat.

These meat balls are not regular ovals, but have different shapes.

Some are long and narrow, some are semicircular, and some are composed of multiple fleshy balls that open like petals.

Their colors are also different, some are bright red, some are dark red, and some are black.

"Is this a hemorrhoid in the sewer?"

Liu Zheng muttered to himself.

The more he muttered, the more he felt that he had discovered the truth.

"By the way, what would happen if I blew up these hemorrhoids?"

Something moved in his heart.

"I advise you not to even think about it. If you dare to break the hemorrhoids in the sewer again, even the city hall can't save you."

The fisherman's voice rang in his ears.

“Can you monitor it in real time?”

Liu Zheng was surprised.

"No, I will be kicked out when the first wave of enemies appears."

The fisherman said.

"Well, it must be uncomfortable to have so many hemorrhoids. We can't hide our illness and avoid seeing a doctor."

He relieved his psychological pressure while talking nonsense.

"If you can help it cure hemorrhoids, it would be a great achievement. But the premise is that it is painless and the prognosis is good. Of course, the most important thing is that you can find a doctor who dares to perform surgery on the sewer."

"The enemy is here, you're on your own."

As the fisherman's voice disappeared, meteorites emerged from the void and crashed towards Liu Zheng.

The largest of these meteorites is as big as a building, and the smallest is as big as a refrigerator.

But their shapes were uniform and he was very familiar with them.

It is long, steaming, and yellowish-brown in color.

feces.

"Did I destroy the world in my previous life, or did I commit this sin in my previous life?"

Liu Zheng wailed and opened fire, shooting out blue lasers.

He is thinking about a question now.

Is it possible that he is the only one whose novice copy is so outrageous?

No, no?
(End of this chapter)