It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 159: Do I have to poop red just because I turned yellow-haired?
"Boom!"

Liu Zheng landed in an elegant posture.

Before landing, he also tried difficult moves such as a 360° loop and six aerial turns in the air.

It’s a pity that there is no owners’ jury in the sewer, otherwise he could have won an honorary owner medal or something.

With a slight regret, Liu Zheng walked towards the exit of the shaft.

When he reached the exit, he did not see the fisherman.

So he made a phone call.

"I have arrived."

Liu Zheng said.

"I know, wait a minute."

There was a sound of running water from the other end of the line.

"What did this have to do with?"

He had a vague bad feeling.

A few minutes later, the fisherman came over from a distance, holding an ugly big fish in his hand, dragging it all the way over.

When he saw Liu Zheng's expression, he was first shocked and then furious.

"Who told you to cosplay as that yellow-haired guy?!"

The fisherman was furious.

"You think I think she is the strongest among those weaker than cattle and horses."

Liu Zheng was even more unhappy than him.

He reached into the bra and adjusted the position of the two lumps of flesh.

Only after I became a nightingale did I realize how heavy that woman was, at least four or five hundred kilograms.

Especially these two lumps of fat, which are the most important, and will shift the center of gravity when running.

The fisherman's eyes bulged as he watched from the side. He was already unhappy to see Liu Zheng's hair turn yellow, and it was even more disgusting to see him doing this in front of him.

If he didn't owe this kid a life, he would beat him into a pulp right now.

However, there are some benefits to Liu Zheng becoming like this.

The fisherman gave a malicious smile.

"What are you doing? I'm warning you not to have any bad thoughts, or I'll call the sewer over."

Liu Zheng said vigilantly.

"Stop talking nonsense here. I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

the fisherman asked.

"bad news."

"The bad news is that the fish used to clean the river went crazy and I killed them. The other fish haven't grown up yet and can't be used."

The fisherman said.

"Isn't this the one?"

Liu Zheng said while looking at the dead fish.

When he got closer, he could see that it was a scavenger, just many times larger in size.

"That's right. By the way, don't even think about this fish. It's not tasty."

The fisherman said.

"I had no idea."

He said speechlessly.

The scavenger fish is also called garbage fish. Just by listening to the name you can tell that it will not taste good.

It has a hard skin, many bones, fishy meat, and will eat other fish roe. It is the kind of fish that both humans and dogs hate.

There is a UP on Bilibili who specializes in killing scavengers. Liu Zheng would go and check it out when he has nothing to do, which is quite relaxing.

"Whatever. Then I have good news."

The fisherman deliberately paused for a long time, and only spoke when he finally became impatient.

“The good news is, you can replace the fish.”

"Is this fucking good news?"

Although he was mentally prepared, Liu Zheng still collapsed after hearing the fisherman's words.

He was eaten shit by someone before, and now he wants to eat other people’s shit. What kind of logical loop is this?
He is just a delivery man, why should he suffer such human suffering?

"Of course it's good news. If you were still the tentacle man, I might have a little sympathy. But now you're the yellow-haired one, and I just feel so good."

"Hahahahahaha!!!!!!"

The fisherman burst into earth-shaking laughter, shaking the entire river surface.

"hehe."

Liu Zheng stretched out his slender hand and gave him the middle finger.

"Boy, don't think you can be disrespectful just because you saved me once. Believe it or not, I will feed all four of your tentacles to the fish."

The fisherman said with a cold face.

"Did you know that the haenyeo was going to the garbage disposal plant to look for her mother?"

Liu Zheng said.

".when?"

the fisherman asked after a moment's silence.

"I don't know, but I'll ask her to wait for me. If you want me to protect her, show me your attitude."

He said.

"Just you? The Ama woman protecting you is more like you."

The fisherman said disdainfully.

Although he never taught the Ama how to fight, their natural abilities were enough to make them the strongest among the younger generation.

"Okay, then let that yellow-haired guy go with the haenyeo."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"No."

the fisherman shouted.

He knew the "suspension bridge effect". If the two of them were to live and die together, and even find his wife, they would be inseparable even at death.

And deep down in his heart, he really wanted Liu Zheng to accompany the haenyeo.

This human doesn't look strong, but he can always come up with some weird things and involve some mysterious relationships.

"Then think of a way to prevent me from eating shit."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

Although it's okay to eat shit in order to survive.

After all, the existence of sewers is special, so eating their shit doesn't feel that humiliating.

But it will still be disgusting.

Especially with such a long river, how much shit would he have to eat?
Even if he could eat, his stomach wouldn't be able to hold it.

"vomit."

Liu Zheng couldn't help but retching when he thought of the overwhelming wave of shit coming towards him.

“It’s impossible not to eat shit.”

The fisherman shook his head.

"Ok?"

There was a hint of murderous intent in his eyes.

"It's useless even if you kill me. That's the rule. However, I can make cleaning the intestines and promoting bowel movements the same thing."

"If you're lucky, maybe you don't have to eat shit."

"But I have to warn you that this is going to be very difficult. You're likely to die from being choked by shit, hit by garbage, or mutated by pollution."

The fisherman said, "Tell me what it is first."

Of course Liu Zheng would not back down just because of a few words from him, nor would he rush forward just because he didn't want to suffer.

"This is it."

The fisherman swung his arm and fished a small seaplane out of the river.

The plane looked old and had signs of rust in many places.

Moreover, the color scheme and shape are very strange. It does not look like a proper seaplane, but rather a children's amusement facility.

"Ever played a game called Chicken Shooter? I mean the kind on the video game consoles."

the fisherman asked.

"Played with it."

Liu Zheng nodded.

When he was a child, besides Romance of the Three Kingdoms and King of Fighters 97, his favorite games were various chicken-shooting games.

He has played "1945", "Raiden", "Salamander", and some airplane games whose names he doesn't know.

“Once you get on the plane, everything around you will be gamified. Your task is to control the plane and smash all obstacles along the way until you pass the level.”

"Of course, there is no flexibility. Each area will have a target score, and as long as you can reach that target score, you will pass."

"If you don't achieve that, you will be directly judged as a failure."

"Normally, the loser will only be punished. After all, it's not easy for the sewer to find someone to help it do its work. But considering your situation, the sewer will probably kill you directly."

"How about it, are you confident?"

the fisherman asked.

"no!"

Liu Zheng answered simply and concisely.

It is important for people to know themselves. He likes the airplane game, but he is not very good at it.

Not to mention clearing a level with one coin, there were few times when he could clear a level with five coins.

Although he didn't know how difficult this flying shit shooting game was, Liu Zheng wouldn't play it just for the punishment.

The game hall owner just wants his money, but the sewer owner wants his life.

"Well, then you'll just have to go to Chishi."

The fisherman did not force it.

“Have you ever played this game?”

"Played with it."

"What's the winning rate?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"About 50 percent. You won't die if you fail, but the punishment will be severe. Otherwise, why do you think I keep this kind of fish?"

The fisherman kicked the giant scavenger and said.

"Why would it go crazy?"

he asked curiously.

"The sewers are filled with toxic and hazardous substances from the entire city. It's normal to go crazy if you eat something messy."

The fisherman said calmly.

"Then why aren't you crazy?"

Old Deng eats, drinks, defecates and urinates in the sewer.

"How do you know I'm not crazy?"

The fisherman asked back.

Liu Zheng did not answer. He had a hunch that if he continued talking about this topic, something bad would happen.

Fortunately, the fisherman had no intention of continuing the conversation.

"Since you don't want to fly, prepare to be a fish."

The fisherman picked up the giant scavenger and seemed to want to make some modifications.

"Wait a minute, if I can pass the level with full marks, will there be any extra rewards?"

Liu Zheng suddenly asked.

"Have."

"What is it?"

he asked.

"If it was before, it would probably be the ability to move quickly in the sewers, body modification, fishing license, etc."

"But this time its constipation is really serious. If you can pass the level with full marks, the reward should be raised to another level."

"Although it likes to get mad, it's still pretty generous when it comes to its actions."

The fisherman said.

"Then can I ask it to send someone to me?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Who?"

"A fire mage, or a city ranger, a wandering master, a man who touches bears a few times, or something like that."

He said.

"I haven't heard of it. But as long as you can pass it with full marks, I can help you communicate. As long as the other person is in the sewer, there will be no problem."

The fisherman said.

"He is very strong, at least not weaker than you. The fart in the sewer last time must have been blocked by him."

Liu Zheng reminded.

"If a dwarf blocks a giant's swallow with his head, can he resist the giant?"

"The sewers are more powerful than you can imagine. Everything you see now is just the tip of the iceberg."

“Even if you are the owner of a bloody restaurant, it would be hard to get out of the sewer unscathed.”

The fisherman said.

Indeed, the last time the sewer went haywire, the entire city trembled. Si Xue shouldn’t be that awesome.

"So apart from the City Hall, the most awesome thing about Metropolis is the sewers?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"The City Hall is definitely the strongest, but the top few are actually all about the same, including your Bloody Restaurant."

The fisherman shook his head.

"Then you just said that no one can escape unscathed."

He was careful not to say the word boss.

"Your boss only manages the Bloody Restaurant, but she is not the Bloody Restaurant. The Bloody Restaurant has had many bosses, including..."

As the fisherman was talking, he suddenly shut his mouth.

"You're really amazing. You can even make me speechless in the sewer."

he sneered.

"Do they all have their own consciousness?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Some have, some don't. I'm not sure about the details, I just got some fragmentary information from communicating with the sewers."

The fisherman said.

Liu Zheng didn't know whether what he said was true or false, but he knew the fisherman would not tell him more.

"I made a decision."

he shouted.

"I don't want to eat shit anymore, I want to shoot flying chickens!"

There are too many orders on Saturday, so I will update the second chapter around 2pm tomorrow.
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(End of this chapter)