It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 161: Digging out feces is actually a form of medical beauty

The blue laser bullet hit the target.

The shit meteorite gradually deformed under constant impact and finally shattered.

Pieces of shit of varying sizes splashed in all directions, and some directly hit the fighter plane.

Fortunately, this kind of shit can't cause any damage to fighter planes.

But the strong smell made Liu Zhengzhi roll his eyes.

It can go into space and shoot lasers, but there is not even an enclosed cockpit. He can only understand that it is the creator's bad taste.

The larger the shit meteorite is, the higher its health point is.

Liu Zheng blew up the smallest shit meteorite, which was as big as a refrigerator, with just three laser bursts.

It took him ten seconds to successfully smash the largest meteorite, which was as big as a building.

However, the speed of these shit meteorites was not fast, so Liu Zheng managed to destroy them all before they were beyond his shooting range.

Of course, this is to be expected.

If the difficulty is set high for the first wave of enemies, it must be that the sewer deliberately wants to make it unable to defecate.

The fighter plane continued to fly forward, and a hemorrhoid planet in the distance suddenly shrank violently and collapsed into a pale dwarf star.

Then, the dwarf suddenly expanded again.

With a "puff" sound, a bright red intestine spurted out from the core of the Hemorrhoid Star and flew towards the fighter plane.

"grass!"

Witnessing this bizarre scene, even Liu Zheng couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

If he followed his inner thoughts, he would have definitely blown up the intestinal belt from a long distance away.

It's a pity that I can't fight.

He moved the steering stick backwards, and the front nozzle of the fighter plane immediately spewed out two streams of white smoke, pushing the fighter plane continuously backwards.

This is something that is impossible to do in reality, but it is a common operation in the game of Flying Chicken.

The fighter plane retreated a long way, allowing the intestinal star belt to slide past it.

Liu Zheng fine-tuned the distance while observing the intestinal star belt.

It is thin at the top and thick at the bottom, with a long and thin intestinal tube branching out from the side.

This should be a cecum with an appendix.

From a practical scientific perspective, it doesn't matter if the appendix is ​​blown away, and it even reduces the risk of appendicitis.

Even if part of the appendix is ​​removed, it will not affect normal life.

But since the fisherman said so, he decided to follow the rules of the game.

After all, it is impossible for an appendix to spray out by itself in reality and then swim back.

Liu Zheng carefully controlled the crosshairs and aimed at a shit meteorite he had discovered.

This shit meteorite was embedded in the intestinal wall, just like a mole on the arm.

He wanted to use laser, which was as thin as a hair against the intestinal wall, to remove the mole.

Well, if that's the case, then he can barely be considered to have done cosmetic work on the sewer.

Well, that sounds a lot better than being a night soil collector.

Press the firing button, and two lasers hit the mole, no, the shitty meteorite.

This is the same as in reality. As long as there is no impact from the atmospheric environment, laser weapons can hit wherever they are pointed.

The shit meteorite turned slightly red and deformed, but still stubbornly stuck to the intestinal wall.

Liu Zheng nodded slightly and pressed the transmit button again.

Two more lasers were fired, and this time the shit meteorite was finally blown up.

On the display screen in front of him, the score statistics increased by 100 points, just like the shit meteorite as big as a building.

It seems that if you want to get a high score, you really can't miss this intestinal star belt.

After the shit meteorite was shattered, the appendix seemed to feel a lot more relaxed. It accelerated and flew past the fighter plane, then returned to the Hemorrhoid Planet along an elliptical trajectory and was swallowed back by the gaping hole.

Seeing this scene, Liu Zheng remembered some of the ways sexual minorities played that he had heard about, and couldn't help feeling nauseous.

He quickly turned his attention back to the front, lest his limited imagination spread into the infinite space.

After moving forward for a few seconds, dozens of hemorrhoid planets not far away suddenly trembled, and a bottomless black hole opened up on the surface of the planet.

With continuous "puff puff puff" sounds, countless pillars of light spurted out from the planet, gathering into a shit-yellow galaxy, rushing towards the fighter plane.

"Fuck!"

Liu Zheng looked at the yellow torrent mixed with a lot of black and couldn't help but swear.

No wonder they say ordinary bullets are useless. Even if he pressed the firing button until smoke came out, he couldn't destroy an entire Xianghe River.

It's already so full of soup and water, can't you just drain it out through the sewer yourself?
Could it be that this guy’s sphincter was also torn off?
Liu Zheng was speechless.

However, this river is not completely flawless.

A shit-sized meteorite about half the size of a basketball court blocked the torrent behind it like a dam, opening up a waterway in the Milky Way.

However, its flying speed was slower than Xiang Yinhe, so the rapids behind it bypassed it and merged into the river on both sides.

If he didn't want to waste bombs, he could just rush into the diversion channel and continue attacking the shitty meteorite, then wait for Xiang Yinhe to pass and blow it up completely.

After looking at the three bomb icons on the screen, Liu Zheng decided to blow them up directly.

He pressed the bomb button, and two lasers several times thicker than the fighter plane itself shot out from the nozzle.

Then, two super thick lasers swept forward crosswise like whips, erasing the entire Milky Way like an eraser.

fierce!
It is more powerful than the bombs in many of the plane-shooting games Liu Zheng has played.

The bombs in some plane-shooting games are just large bullets, which are even worse than bullets that have been upgraded to the maximum level. They are pure coin-sucking machines.

Looking at the score statistics, destroying this Xiang Galaxy directly gave him 5000 points, which is more than the shit meteorite and the intestinal star belt combined.

It seems that choosing plug-in 3 was the right choice. With excitement, he continued to drive the fighter forward.

The first three enemies came separately in order, probably to let him get familiar with them first.

But if something unexpected happens, the next enemy should be the garbage meteor shower.

Sure enough, after flying forward for another minute, there was another unusual movement ahead.

This time it was no longer those hemorrhoid planets that came to excrete, but they emerged directly from the distant darkness.

Countless kinds of garbage gathered together, yet clearly separated.

Because of their high speed, sparks are constantly ejected from their surface.

These sparks were gathered together by an invisible force, forming a dazzling flame tail.

It's more like a comet than a meteor shower.

The garbage meteor shower soon came in front of Liu Zheng and headed towards the fighter plane.

As the distance gradually shortened, he could see the appearance of the garbage clearly.

There are abandoned furniture, rusty metal cans, broken electrical appliances, and corpses of giants of different races.
In short, all the garbage that Liu Zheng can imagine or cannot imagine can be found in the meteor shower.

After seeing this, he finally understood clearly what the fisherman said: "The sewers are filled with toxic and harmful substances from the entire city."

Of course, meteor showers aren't all garbage.

In the upper left corner of the meteor shower, Liu Zheng discovered a laser transmitting tube that was the same as the one configured on his fighter plane.

He knew that was the item that could upgrade the bullets.

However, this bullet upgrade prop is now surrounded by a lot of garbage. If you want to pick it up, you either need to use superb driving skills to insert it through the gaps in the garbage, or clear all the garbage in front of it.

Liu Zheng looked straight ahead and fell into deep thought. He made a decision only when the meteor shower was only two camera positions away from him.

The laser whip shot out again, sweeping away the overwhelming garbage.

Although I don't know what the appearance frequency ratio of bullet upgrade props and bomb props is in this game, I have plug-in three anyway, so I won't lose much.

Just keep one bomb as a backup.

He flew his fighter plane and rammed the bullet upgrade item, which immediately split into two balls of light and attached to the laser launch tube of the fighter plane.

Liu Zheng tried to press the firing button, and four lasers shot out at once.

Changing from two rounds to four rounds has both advantages and disadvantages.

The advantage is that the power is doubled, making it easier to smash the shit meteorite.

The downside is that with two extra bullets, the amount of damage is harder to control.

Originally, two or six shots would just break up the shitty meteorite, but if he shoots four or eight times, there will be two more lasers.

It doesn't matter when hitting other things, but it's more troublesome when hitting the intestinal star belt.

Of course, overall the pros outweigh the cons.

It is impossible for Liu Zheng to rely on bombs all the way, so it is necessary to increase firepower.

Putting his thoughts aside, he looked forward again.

The four types of enemies have been defeated, and the next one will either be the BOSS or a mixture of enemies.

No matter which one it is, it will never be as leisurely as just now.

Putting aside the appearance of those planets, the graphics of this game are still quite realistic.

Liu Zheng looked around and really felt like he was flying a space fighter.

Thinking back to the scene he saw in the planet-level treasure chest, could these two be using the same technology?

But even if it is, such high-end technology has nothing to do with him.

He is just an ordinary new delivery man.

The lone fighter plane continued to move forward in the silent space, and no enemy appeared for five minutes.

Just when Liu Zheng suspected that there was a bug in the game, a shit meteorite suddenly appeared very close to the fighter plane.

"Gan!"

He quickly pressed the launch button.

Four bursts of lasers were fired, hitting the target directly.

However, the shit meteorite only expanded and deformed, but did not crack.

Liu Zheng pressed the firing button frantically, and eight lasers were fired at intervals, which completely blew up the sudden shit meteorite.

At this time, its protrusion was less than one meter away from the fighter plane.

The flying pieces of shit made the fighter planes clang loudly, and some of them hit Liu Zheng directly in the face, leaving him with a bruised nose and face.

Fortunately, he now has the bonus of a legendary vest, so these pieces of shit can't blow his head off.

Otherwise, if he was hit to death by a pile of shit, it would be a fate worse than death.

Fortunately, he had just taken the bullet upgrade item, otherwise Liu Zheng would have to use bombs or rely on hand speed to move, and the firepower would definitely not be enough.

After finally getting rid of this insidious shit meteorite, a bunch of shit meteorites appeared in the distance.

The number and size of shit meteorites this time are actually an order of magnitude lower than the last time.

However, Liu Zheng did not take it lightly at all.

He carefully flew the fighter plane to the left because the shit meteorites were the biggest there.

He planned to deal with the big ones first and then the small ones.

Just as Liu was about to press the launch button, a hemorrhoid planet on the left suddenly opened its doors and sprayed out an intestinal star belt, which wrapped around the fighter plane.

"I knew it, you old fool."

He controlled the fighter plane without hesitation and flew towards the upper right.

(End of this chapter)