Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 441 This is truly nonsensical!

Supreme Treasure threw a punch with all his might, but only hit the air, because there was no one in front of him.

The dramatic performance just now exploded in the air like fireworks.

Laughter erupted once again throughout the theater.

Zhou Yang nodded with satisfaction. The comedic effect was truly satisfying, bringing joy to the audience above all else.

Zhou Yang knows all too well that no matter how brilliant the jokes or how elaborate the plot, if they can't bring joy to the audience, they're nothing but flashy but empty garbage!

Comedy revolves around laughter; the plot is secondary. Laughter is the most important thing!
On the giant screen, the movie continued, with Supreme Treasure leading his group to hunt down Chun Shisan Niang.

Coincidentally, Chun Shisan Niang was taking a bath at that moment.

Supreme Treasure sat down unceremoniously beside the bathtub and shamelessly said, "I am the leader of the Axe Gang, known as Jade-Faced Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure! I've heard that Chun Shisan Niang is famous. What are your plans for coming to the Axe Gang?"

Chun Shisan Niang quickly covered her body with a bath towel, turning her back to Supreme Treasure.

"I'll stay here for a while."

Do you know how long "a while" is?

"Two days and three nights!"

Supreme Treasure breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that two days and three nights wasn't too long.

However, the next moment, his breath was cut off by a single sentence.

"It could be thirty to fifty years."

"Pooh!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Supreme Treasure cursed and complained loudly.

A burst of laughter erupted in the theater.

"Haha, that word '靠' is hilarious!"

"That word 'kao' is truly soulful, perfectly showcasing Supreme Treasure's hesitation and temper, revealing the vulgarity and ignorance in human nature. It seems that Supreme Treasure's vocabulary for cursing needs improvement. Adding some family terms would take it to another level, making people marvel."

"Wow, man, you're amazing! It's such a huge loss that you missed out on becoming a screenwriter!"

"Yes, that's right. This gentleman is extraordinary. He looks like an important person, with a red face and thick neck. He must be a celebrity. May I ask your name, sir?"

"My name is Dege Gang. I'm not a celebrity, just a clown. I just arrived in the capital to make a living and haven't even solved the problem of food and clothing yet. What's your name?"

"I am Yu Qian. My father is the naval commander of Menggu Kingdom. I am just a spendthrift who does some crosstalk in my spare time."

Wow, we're kindred spirits!

"Haha, it seems we're destined to meet!"

……

Supreme Treasure sensed that Chun Shisan Niang was deliberately picking a fight this time, so he immediately joked, "I'm worried you'll regret coming to that moment."

After saying that, Supreme Treasure suddenly pulled out a toy sword from his waist and swung it at Chun Shisan Niang.

The audience was immediately amused by this unexpected scene and prepared to watch the wonderful showdown between Supreme Treasure and Spring Thirteen Sister.

But the next moment, all the audience members shouted in unison, "Holy crap!"

On the screen, Chun Shisan Niang was unharmed, while Zhi Zun Bao was left with only his underwear.

It turns out he accidentally cut his belt!

Chun Shisan Niang's lips curled up slightly as she turned around and asked, "What are you up to?!"

Although she is a demon, she is also a bit shy, unlike the human Supreme Treasure, who is even more shameless than a demon.

This funny scene successfully amused the entire audience in the movie theater.

"Hahaha, this Supreme Treasure is just too naughty!" "I feel sorry for Chun Shisan Niang. She actually met such a clever and mischievous opponent. I have a feeling that there may be more twists and turns for Shisan Niang later."

"Wow, Yang's legs are so beautiful! He looks slender when he's dressed, but muscular when he takes his clothes off. Yang is really charming!"

"Ugh, why are they always using side shots? This shot isn't showing Yang Ge's face. I want to see his expression!"

"I have a lot of experience in judging a person's strength by looking at their thighs. I, Ma Rong'er, am quite experienced in this!"

"Sigh, girls are more terrifying than men when they get angry!"

"..."

Hearing the girls' conversation in the theater, Bai Bing, who was sitting next to Zhou Yang, quickly gripped Zhou Yang's hand tightly, as if worried that someone else would snatch it away.

After all, a man as outstanding and powerful as Zhou Yang is highly sought after wherever he goes, and many unscrupulous women are eyeing him covetously.

Before the movie's plot has ended, Chun Shisan Niang questions Zhi Zun Bao, who once again displays his unbridled style.

"What are you doing? I just finished relieving myself and was just about to put my pants on!" Supreme Treasure said innocently.

Chun Shisan Niang's face immediately turned gloomy, and her tone became sharp.

"You actually relieve yourself here?!"

"Do you expect me to take a bath somewhere, using such a huge bucket of water?" Supreme Treasure replied with a grin.

"What did you say?!" Chun Shisan Niang's eyes were now filled with hostility!

With just a few brief words, Supreme Treasure successfully provoked Chun Shisan Niang, which was exactly what he intended. Only by angering Chun Shisan Niang could he learn about her true nature.

Through this incident, he came to the conclusion that Chun Shisan Niang was just a shy young woman, not worth mentioning!

Supreme Treasure finally dropped his pretense, gripped the axe tightly, and resolutely pointed it at Chun Shisan Niang.

"Haha, if you can't wait for him, then go!" Supreme Treasure said arrogantly, and swung his axe at Chun Shisan Niang.

The audience was incredibly excited at this moment, finally reaching the climax as the protagonist unleashed his power!
However, the next moment, things changed dramatically!

Supreme Treasure accidentally bumped into a pillar and fell precariously into the bathtub.

The Axe Gang members who were lying in ambush rushed out to help, and after the fierce battle, Chun Shisan Niang was unharmed.

The Axe Gang suffered a crushing defeat!
But Supreme Treasure, as the leader of the gang, refused to back down and said without any discouragement:
"You think you can get rid of me so easily? Ask my brothers first!"

Upon hearing these words, the others quickly fled, trembling as they hid behind the door.

Supreme Treasure angrily cursed on the spot: "Holy crap! You bunch of opportunists, you have no loyalty at all!"

Chun Shisan Niang said expressionlessly, "Since you're so righteous, then I'll just take care of you all!"

"Please, ma'am, let us go! He forced us to do everything!" The crowd hurriedly tried to shirk responsibility and shift all the blame onto Supreme Treasure.

The audience in the movie theater burst into laughter when they saw this.

"Haha, this is hilarious! These people are absolutely shameless!"

"I really feel sorry for Supreme Treasure. What kind of people are these?!"

"Sigh, this is definitely the most tragic boss in history..."

"Doesn't this teach us a lesson? Being a boss is tough! You have to support a bunch of useless, lazy subordinates who just want to eat and wait to die. What's worse, when it really matters, even your own underlings might betray you. So, don't try to be like others in the underworld."

"Haha, that makes sense! Brother Yang is using humor to educate the audience!"

"Brother Yang's movies are always entertaining and educational, they're amazing!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)