Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 440 He's not playing by the rules!

"That's incredible! To be killed by one's own magic weapon? I've never seen a death like that before!"

"That death was so sudden!"

"Has the entire main character group been wiped out?!"

"This movie is interesting. It had a major reversal right from the start, with all the main characters being wiped out. It was amazing!"

"Completely unexpected, I'm very curious to see how things will develop next..."

"Yeah, I can't wait!"

"..."

Suddenly, the screen went black, revealing four huge subtitles.

Five hundred years later!
In the vast desert, a tall, beautiful woman appears in the picture.

This stunning beauty is none other than the demoness Chun Shisan Niang, played by Nazha.

Then, the second-in-command, played by Uncle Da, appeared, surrounded by a large number of henchmen wielding weapons, who did not look like good people.

Just then, Chun Shisan Niang, played by Nazha, suddenly stepped into the thieves' den.

Upon hearing the sound, the second-in-command's eyes narrowed in surprise, and he thought, "Who's here?"

"Didn't you realize... I'm a woman?" Chun Shisan Niang said with a smile.

The second-in-command suddenly realized what was going on and asked simply, "Oh... what brings you here? Hahaha..."

"The world is tough, and the north wind is biting. A frail woman wants to find a place to rest and wash off the dust."

Hearing this, the men in the theater chuckled inwardly.

A beautiful woman enters a pack of wolves; even a fool knows what's going to happen next.

Even the parents who brought their children were prepared to cover their children's eyes at any time.

The movie continued, and the good-natured second-in-command frowned slightly, questioning, "Do you know where you are?"

Upon hearing this, a burst of laughter erupted in the theater.

"This second-in-command is really clueless about romance!"

"That's right, is there even a question? Such a beautiful girl going into the wolf's den is obviously for the purpose of procreation!"

"This second-in-command must be a complete idiot."

"It must be. They have absolutely no foresight. If it were me, I would have already been thinking about what to name my child with Chun Shisan Niang."

"..."

Upon hearing these words, Chun Shisan Niang's expression froze for a moment, then her eyes flickered, and she said, "This place is dark and damp, and everyone's faces are terrifying. It doesn't look like an inn at all. Could it be... a shady shop?"

"Knowing full well that this is a shady place, you still dared to barge in! Aren't you afraid of throwing yourself into the tiger's den?"

The second-in-command was rude and almost devoured Chun Shisan Niang.

Wow!

A gasp of amazement immediately filled the theater.

The second-in-command's sudden change of expression startled the audience in the cinema. It is worth mentioning that Uncle Da's performance was exceptionally outstanding, with a smooth transition, combining strength and gentleness without any abruptness.

But Chun Shisan Niang was not afraid at all, and a mocking smile appeared on her lips, as if she had heard some very interesting joke.

"It's too early to say who the sheep and who the tiger are. If you all are robbers, aren't you afraid I'm the leader of the robbers?"

The second-in-command frowned slightly, sensing that the situation was not simple.

"Who exactly are you?!"

Chun Shisan Niang gave a seductive smile, then meaningfully lifted her collar, revealing a peach blossom mark on her shoulder. In the blink of an eye, she concealed the mark, her face cold and her tone firm: "Where peach blossoms fall, not a blade of grass grows; where coins fall, heads are lost!"

Upon hearing this, the crowd was filled with fear and scattered in panic.

Just as everyone was frantically fleeing, the scene changed, and an exceptionally handsome face appeared in the center of the screen.

Although his face was covered with an extremely ugly beard, it couldn't hide his handsomeness.

If we were to rate this handsome man, he would undoubtedly give him at least a perfect score.

Wow! It's Brother Yang, he's so handsome!

"Even with such a thick beard covering his face, it still couldn't hide Yang's handsomeness. He's really super handsome!"

"Haha, no joke. Second on the list of Asian handsome men? You think I'm kidding?"

"Second place? Good heavens, I'm not satisfied! Who's first? How dare they rank ahead of Brother Yang! We're going to blow up the selection committee!"

"Girl, that's amazing! But I'm pretty sure you'll object to first place."

"Haha, I think no one is more handsome than Brother Yang, so who is number one?"

"The number one spot goes to the father of everyone in the world. Do you have any objections to this answer?"

"Oh...of course I have no objection, and Brother Yang certainly won't have any objection either."

"..."

As the movie reached its climax, the scene suddenly changed, and Supreme Treasure hurriedly stood up, grabbed the blind man by the collar, and angrily rebuked him: "You incompetent fool, how dare you impersonate my capable assistant?"

The blind man immediately looked embarrassed and pointed to Uncle Da beside him, saying, "Boss, he is actually your right-hand man. I am just an ordinary member!"

"That's right, he's your right-hand man!" the second-in-command quickly clarified.

"How could I not know? I scold the blind man only to make you repent! Why are you running away?"

Suddenly, Supreme Treasure turned around and rushed towards a small dog, pointing directly at its nose and scolding it incessantly.

"Look at you, your behavior is improper and disgraceful! Your appearance is wretched and your manners are sleazy! How can you be worthy of my fellow江湖 (jianghu, a term referring to the martial arts world)?"

The audience gradually realized that Zhou Yang's portrayal of Supreme Treasure was a farce, and he even got his identity wrong.

"Haha, this plot is really unexpected, it's actually this kind of character!"

"That little dog must be cursing him in its heart: I may not be human, but you are definitely a dog!"

"Haha, what an image! It's just like a dog's..."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious, I'm dying of laughter!"

"This is truly a classic absurdist comedy, I'm laughing so hard, hahaha..."

"Moreover, the chemistry between Brother Yang and Uncle Da is amazing. A simple line or a gesture is enough to make me laugh out loud!"

Hearing the laughter and cheers coming from behind, Zhou Yang smiled and said, "Enjoy yourselves now, because the time for tears will come soon."

However, this was just the beginning; what followed was a delightful and amusing conversation.

"Boss, I'm here!"

"come out faster!"

"I'm here, Chief. You've been injured by the Seven Injury Fist of the Three Saints of Kunlun, and the damage is starting to show."

"Don't shirk responsibility! If you hadn't pulled your neck back, I wouldn't have gotten hit on the nose!"

"Chief, I was so scared that I knelt down. They say I was hit by the Seven Injury Fist. First, my eyes became cross-eyed, then... I went deaf and couldn't hear anything... then... my voice became distorted and out of control, and finally my internal organs exploded... and then I was done for! Chief, how is your cross-eyed condition?"

Supreme Treasure trembled slightly, then angrily retorted, "Who said I'm cross-eyed? I'm just focusing on details, trying to change preconceived notions about things. Why are you spreading rumors and slandering me? Do you want to steal my position? I will never allow it!"

(End of this chapter)