Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 442 A Messy Situation

The audience members whispered among themselves. Zhou Yang's lips twitched, completely ignoring their so-called "edutainment." He simply wanted to create some laughs and make everyone happy.

Facing these shameless lackeys, Supreme Treasure angrily rebuked them, "Idiots, do you think you can escape punishment by surrendering to her? Only by fighting her to the death will you have a sliver of hope!"

Chun Shisan Niang nodded, "Heroes possess extraordinary skills. Since you have begged me for mercy, I will spare you."

The crowd was overjoyed and knelt down to express their gratitude respectfully.

"Thank you, heroine! Thank you, heroine!!"

This scene evoked a deep sense of loneliness in the audience, just as people say, true heroes are often lonely.

Supreme Treasure is truly a lone hero!

However, to everyone's surprise, Supreme Treasure's next line was...
"Heroine, spare my life!"

Suddenly, Supreme Treasure roared and then shamelessly knelt down on the ground, begging for mercy.

This shameless behavior truly surprised the moviegoers.

"Oh my god, this behavior is so shameless!"

"I take back what I just said. He's nothing like the legendary hero; he's a disgrace!"

"Ugh, this protagonist is simply the most unprincipled character in film history!"

"Dude, be brave, just remove 'one' directly!"

"Haha, I think he's very funny, a stark contrast to his previous behavior, which makes him really lovable!"

……

Chun Shisan Niang nodded in satisfaction and said to Zhi Zun Bao, "You are teachable, I will spare your life for now."

Meanwhile, Chun Shisan Niang did not forget her mission, ordering Zhi Zun Bao to have them wash the soles of their feet and wait for her to return outside...

Soon, the Axe Gang members lined up, feet in the air, to be inspected one by one by Chun Shisan Niang.

Then, a beautiful woman appeared before the audience, carefully inspecting every dirty and smelly sole. However, most of the men in the audience envied these people who looked like beggars.

After all, who wouldn't want to get close to such a beautiful woman like Nazar?
Standing so close, one could perhaps smell the fragrance emanating from Nazar, a closeness that filled many with envy.

"Sigh, look at them, so envious! They actually got to see my goddess up close!"

"That's right, Nazar's figure is perfect!"

"If it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to resist. Even while filming, I would want to rush up!"

"Haha, I can do that too! I'm not even afraid of going to jail, let alone being tempted!"

……

However, as the saying goes, behind every goddess who is admired is a man who is tired of playing the field, and this man is currently in the movie theater.

"If they knew that their beloved goddess was being driven to tears by my manipulations every day, I wonder if they would want to kill me, haha." Zhou Yang smiled mischievously.

"Boss, why is she staring at the soles of our shoes?" the second-in-command asked Supreme Treasure from the corner.

Supreme Treasure breathed a sigh of relief, "Luckily, they only looked at the soles of our shoes, not our butts!"

"Are you afraid of others seeing your butt?" The second-in-command narrowed his eyes, revealing a timid smile.

“You’re the one who’s scared! It’s not me who’s scared!” Supreme Treasure added comically. “With so many heat rash on your butt, maybe she’ll say your butt isn’t clean and then cut it off!”

The second-in-command was startled and quickly covered his buttocks, questioning Supreme Treasure: "How did you know I had so many heat rash on my butt?"

This was a secret he kept to himself and never revealed to anyone, not even his own parents!

But Supreme Treasure revealed his secret, which terrified him! After all, homosexuality was not uncommon in that era. Supreme Treasure answered without any shame, "I saw it when I was taking a shower last time."

Hahaha……

The moment those words were uttered, the entire theater erupted in commotion, with some girls even secretly calling Supreme Treasure a "pervert."

The second-in-command panicked even more, clutching his chest: "Why did you peek at me while I was taking a bath?!"

"I didn't just peek at you, I peeked at everyone." Supreme Treasure dropped another shocking bombshell.

what! ! !
This time, the entire Axe Gang screamed in terror.

How could they not be afraid when they encountered such an old glassworker?

At this moment, Chun Shisan Niang walked to Zhi Zun Bao's side and was surprised to find that the soles of Zhi Zun Bao's feet were covered with a layer of downy hair, making it almost impossible to see the skin.

What's with all this fuzz?

"This is normal. The hair on other parts of my body is much thicker. Does it make you feel itchy?"

With his hands on his hips, Supreme Treasure stood tall and proud, displaying a defiant attitude as if no one in the world could rival his charisma.

The men in the theater all secretly gave him a thumbs up, praising his actions.

"What defines a real man? This is it!"

"Wow, he's amazing! He still has the mind to tease Chun Shisan Niang at a time like this. His magnanimity is truly admirable! This shows his courage to bring joy to the audience and never be afraid of pressure!"

"Indeed, I admire her immensely! My 'tigress' is a black belt in Taekwondo, and I dare not provoke her, but Chun Shisan Niang treats him like a chick, making one feel utterly ashamed!"

"Liu Ruoxi! What are you talking about?! Even if you're a womanizer, I haven't cursed you. How dare you call me a 'tigress'? Are you looking for death?!"

"Don't be angry! Darling, I was wrong. Please don't hit my face. I'm a famous person, after all!"

"Get lost! You're a 'celebrity,' not really. You're just a name!"

"..."

The movie continued, and Chun Shisan Niang reprimanded Zhi Zun Bao, then ordered him to check the soles of passersby's feet day and night, and to report to her immediately if he found anyone with three moles on the soles of their feet.

Everyone was puzzled by this. Why would Chun Shisan Niang want to find someone with three moles, and who was such a person?
The possibility of it being Supreme Treasure was ruled out, because given his intelligence, he certainly couldn't have kept it a secret.

Just as Supreme Treasure fell asleep, he dreamt that he was in a cave with the three large characters "Water Curtain Cave" carved on the ceiling.

Upon seeing these three words, the audience at the scene erupted in excitement.

"Confirmed! Supreme Treasure is indeed the reincarnation of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!"

"Only when I see that the Great Sage is still alive can I feel at ease."

"However, since Supreme Treasure is the reincarnation of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, how can he regain his identity as the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

"Hmm, judging from the typical plot of online novels, the only way is to embark on the path of cultivation, break free from reincarnation, and awaken memories of past lives."

"The speculation is reasonable. Chun Shisan Niang might take him as her apprentice, and then a master-disciple romance would unfold..."

"You guys are so outdated! This method is so old-fashioned, Brother Yang would never film such an old plot!"

"That's right, Brother Yang and Stephen Chow's thinking jumps too far, making it impossible to predict how the plot will develop!"

……

Hearing the audience's private discussions, Jiang Xia smiled slightly.

Just kidding. If the plot were so predictable, Jiang Xia wouldn't need to work in the film industry.

(End of this chapter)