Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 367 A Song That Breaks the Heart, Murder!
"Hahaha, this is hilarious! It's a real firecracker-throwing spectacle!" the audience commented with laughter.

"That Axe Gang leader is so unlucky, he got blown up by a firecracker like that, haha!" Various comments came through the laughter.

"The landlady's slippers are simply weapons with maximum destructive power!" the audience exclaimed.

"Zhou Yang is from the Axe Gang? This plot is so cliché." Comments rose and fell.

"Looks like the Axe Gang is having a pretty miserable time!" The laughter was tinged with sympathy and mockery.

Upon seeing the Axe Gang members, the landlady quickly hid in her room. The second-in-command tried to deal with Sauce Explosion, but ended up being thrown into a trash can instead.

Subsequently, Brother Chen, the leader of the Axe Gang, led his gang to surround Pig Cage Alley, intending to avenge his second-in-command.

They captured a mother and child, threatening their lives to force them to reveal who was behind it all.

This scene left the audience feeling extremely tense and excited.

Brother Chen killed the arrogant Crocodile Gang leader. Originally, everyone had some goodwill towards him, but now only disgust and loathing remain.

At the critical moment, a brave warrior stepped forward to protect a mother and child, volunteering his services, which immediately attracted the attention of a group of axemen.

Then, the story reached its climax.

A tailor and a fried chicken chef took turns fighting against hundreds of enemies!
They finally managed to drive the Axe Gang away in disarray!
The intense and exciting battle, coupled with the thrilling sound effects, sent the audience's adrenaline soaring, leaving them feeling incredibly exhilarated!
"Is this a comedy? The intense fight scenes are even more exciting than those in martial arts films!"

"Of course, this movie is called 'Kung Fu,' how could it be complete without intense fight scenes?!"

"Haha, unexpectedly, this master tailor actually possesses astonishing martial arts skills!"

"Kuli Qiang and Youzha Gui are also quite formidable. Pig Cage Village is truly a place where hidden talents abound!"

"Sigh, they're so powerful, could it be that the landlady..."

"Don't overthink it. They're just keeping a low profile. That fat woman is so scared she's hiding in her room. How could she possibly be skilled in martial arts?"

……

Hearing everyone's doubts about the landlady, Yuan Qiu, who was sitting in the front row, frowned and looked somewhat displeased.

Zhou Yang chuckled. These spectators all have terrible taste. Running so fast, is that something an ordinary person could do?
Then, the scene changed, and Stephen Chow and Fat Boy were suspended in a cage, facing Brother Chen, the leader of the Axe Gang.

It was only through their dialogue that the audience discovered that Zhou Yang and Fatty Cong were actually imposters who were members of the Axe Gang.

Subsequently, Zhou Yang successfully broke free of the chains and escaped danger, gaining the favor of Brother Chen and the advisor, and was released.

In order to join the Axe Gang, Zhou Yang and Fatty Cong are determined to take more radical actions!

Then, a captivating woman appeared on the screen, and the entire audience in the theater was mesmerized!
A beautiful figure flashed on the screen; it was the mute girl character played by Naza.

At this moment, Nazar's attire was very simple and elegant, which was refreshing and naturally aroused the desire to protect her.

The next scene shows Zhou Yang robbing the mute girl, and the sight of her crying at the end makes them feel incredibly sorry for her.

"Zhou Yang has gone too far!"

"Oh my god! Let go of that girl, come at me!"

"How could this be? Robbing a girl, and such a beautiful one at that!"

"Yeah, if we're going to rob someone, we should rob the landlady, not Nazar."

"..."

Zhou Yang couldn't help but smirk. Sure enough, men are simple-minded; they're only interested in pretty girls.

The scene then shifts back to Pig Cage Village.

The landlady planned to kick the three masters out of Pig Cage Alley, and the other residents tried to persuade them to stay, but were instead met with a stern rebuke from the landlady.

This scene made the audience even more dissatisfied with the landlady.

Avoiding people when there's trouble and kicking them out when there's nothing to do is really going too far.

However, everyone found it amusing to hear the landlady scolding the tenants. Then, Zhou Yang appeared, intending to attack the landlady with a hidden weapon, but was betrayed by his unreliable teammate, Fat Otaku Cong, resulting in him being bitten by a poisonous snake and chased by the landlady.

Finally, Zhou Yang, wearing a mask, hid in the tin shed under the traffic light and kept banging on the tin sheet, eventually leaving one handprint after another on it.

This scene surprised the audience.

"This handprint is absolutely terrifying!"

Wow! Could it be that Brother Yang has been hiding his true strength too?

"That can't be right. If he knew martial arts, why was he being bullied?"

……

The film continues, and the number one assassin on the leaderboard, Tiancan Dique, appears in the Axe Gang. Next, they are going to kill three masters.

The audience couldn't help but feel tense. Just how skilled were those two blind men?
However, the next scene shocked the audience. Tiancan Dique lightly played the guzheng, and the music instantly severed Kuli Qiang's neck.

Coolie Qiang remained unable to make any response.

The terrifying skill of these two blind men left the audience breathless, worried about the fate of the other two masters.

At this point, the film's plot enters a thrilling climax.

The music filled the air, transforming into various sonic weapons that fiercely attacked the tailor and the oil fryer, causing them to suffer serious injuries.

At this critical moment, the landlady and the landlady finally stepped in and shattered the music-filled world.

The entire theater was bustling with activity.

"Tai Chi and Lion's Roar Kung Fu are truly amazing!"

"Who says the landlady is incompetent? Step forward and have a contest!"

"Their strength is so great that they've kept it hidden! The landlord appears weak, but his strength is astonishing!"

"Even three top experts pale in comparison to this couple!"

"Just how many masters are hidden in Pig Cage Village? I'm curious!"

"This scene was absolutely brilliant!"

……

The audience was incredibly excited watching this fight scene; it was even more thrilling than the action blockbusters currently popular! More exciting than martial arts films!
The movie continues, and the Axe Gang has not given up. They find Zhou Yang and bring out the ultimate killer, Fire Cloud Evil God, from the mental hospital.

From this moment on, the plot becomes unpredictable and elusive.

The simultaneous appearance of the Fire Cloud Evil God and the Landlady couple caused a huge uproar.

The landlady pointed to a large clock and said to Brother Chen, "Please accept this gift!"

The Axe Gang's advisor was somewhat surprised, "Sending a clock?"

Brother Chen hurriedly pointed to the Fire Cloud Evil God beside him and said, "With the Evil God here today, let me see who will be the one to die!"

The landlady glanced disdainfully at Fire Cloud Evil God: "Do you want to stick your neck out?"

Fire Cloud Evil God smiled calmly and said, "No... I just want to have a showdown with the two of you. Either you kill me, or I kill you both."

"My God! This Fire Cloud Evil God is too arrogant!"

"What an arrogant fellow! Watch as the landlady teaches him a lesson!"

"This Fire Cloud Evil God seems to be extraordinary..."

"What a joke! Do you think Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu would have trouble dealing with a villain?"

"..."

(End of this chapter)