Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 368 I am the one with real strength!
The scene shifts, and the three begin a fierce fight.

The Fire Cloud Evil God's strength was beyond imagination; he held his own against the Landlord and his wife, leaving them covered in wounds.

Finally, the landlady used the giant bell and the Lion's Roar to defeat the Fire Cloud Evil God, but was surprised to find that the Fire Cloud Evil God was full of tricks.

In the midst of the melee, Brother Chen handed Zhou Yang a stick, prompting Zhou Yang to retaliate, and the two clashed fiercely once again.

Chen kept urging Zhou Yang to make a move, and finally Zhou Yang struck Chen on the head with a stick, causing blood to gush out. This angered Zhou Yang, who shouted, "Who do you want me to hit? Him or his mother?" His words were full of confusion and bewilderment.

Next, Zhou Yang struck the Fire Cloud Evil God on the head without any mercy, and the staff broke in two!

Enraged, the Fire Cloud Evil God directly defeated Zhou Yang.

At the same time, he launched a frenzied attack, knocking Zhou Yang into a coma.

The camera shifts to the Buddhist temple in Pig Cage Village, where Zhou Yang draws a lollipop in a pool of blood, while the mute girl struggles to piece together the broken lollipop, but fails repeatedly.

This scene evoked a pang of sadness in the audience.

Before long, Fire Cloud Evil God arrived with his Axe Gang members. Just when everyone thought Zhou Yang was in grave danger, Zhou Yang appeared unharmed.

At this moment, Zhou Yang had astonishingly broken through the Ren and Du meridians, becoming an invincible master, and effortlessly subdued all the Axe Gang's subordinates.

Fire Cloud Evil God finally revealed his true strength, and the two were about to engage in a fierce battle. In the final moment, Zhou Yang used a thunderous Tathagata Palm to completely decide the outcome.

Not to be outdone, Fire Cloud Evil God attempted another sneak attack, but Zhou Yang was fearless and suddenly struck out with his palm. A giant palm, as if descending from the heavens, pierced through the building behind him.

The audience was deeply moved by this scene.

This Tathagata Palm technique is truly amazing!
Just when everyone thought the story was about to end, the old man who sold Zhou Yang the palm technique appeared next to a child once again.

"Young man, your devilish talent... is a rare treasure. The fate of the world rests on your shoulders. I have a secret manual here that I believe is destined for you. For just ten dollars, I will hand it over to you. What do you say? And there's more!"

After speaking, the old man raised the secret manual in his hand, which contained the Tathagata Palm, the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms, the Nine Yang Divine Skill, the Dugu Nine Swords, and other unique martial arts techniques.

This scene elicited bursts of enthusiastic laughter from the audience.

"Haha, this old guy is too cunning, he just cheats kids out of their money!"

"Who said he was joking? Brother Yang's Tathagata Palm technique is no joke!"

"Wait a minute... So this old man is actually the most powerful character in 'Kung Fu Hustle'!"

"Upon closer reflection, this is truly a top-tier master! Their divine skills are selling like hotcakes!"

This film was not only entertaining but also contained profound truths, leaving the audience extremely satisfied and giving it enthusiastic applause.

"Clap clap clap!!!"

The film officially ended amidst enthusiastic applause from the audience.

"It's hilarious, hahaha, so funny!"

"His acting was superb, and he was completely immersed in the role, as if he had returned to the golden age of Stephen Chow's movies."

"Brother Yang's outstanding performance was amazing and felt completely natural!"

"That was amazing! Yang Ge's performance reminded me of Stephen Chow's charisma!"

"Brother Yang and Stephen Chow's acting is flawless!"

"That was amazing! I want to watch it again!"

"No more nonsense, let's go straight for the third take!"

Hearing the audience's praise for the film, Zhou Yang and the others happily stood up.

The audience immediately noticed them, and a commotion erupted in the theater.

"Wow, it really is Brother Yang!"

"Brother Yang! It really is Brother Yang!"

"That's Stephen Chow next to me! Wow!"

"And Nazar is even more charming than in the movie!" "The landlady and landlord are here too!"

……

Fans were extremely excited to see the cast and crew of "Kung Fu Hustle".

To maintain order, Stephen Chow gently requested, "Everyone, please sit down quietly. Our entire crew will sign autographs for you in a moment, how about that?"

"it is good!"

All the fans at the scene expressed their agreement in unison.

Next, the film's lead actors interacted warmly with the fans, signing their names.

Subsequently, these fans shared the videos they filmed at the scene on online platforms.

"#Your Highness Qiao Biluo: Wow! I'm so excited! Brother Yang and Stephen Chow are signing autographs! They seem so approachable, and the movie is fantastic! #Video#"

"#AntiTankAllianceLeader: The movie is fantastic! The actors and director are outstanding. I heard that over the next ten days, the crew will be randomly visiting cinemas to watch the film and sign autographs with audience members. #Video#"

Fans were shocked and marveled at the good fortune of these lucky individuals who were able to see Zhou Yang and the celebrities in person and even get their autographs.

"My luck is so bad! Why don't I ever have this kind of opportunity?"

"I'm so envious, being able to collect Zhou Yang's and other celebrities' autographs."

"Most importantly, why does everyone think this movie is great?"

"I'm not saying anything more, I'm going to go grab movie tickets right now!"

"Add one more upstairs!"

"..."

The following day, the opening day box office results for "Kung Fu Hustle" were officially announced.

Kung Fu Hustle grossed 1.69 million yuan on its opening day!
With a first-day box office of nearly 200 million yuan, it is a very impressive achievement for a domestic film.

Despite starring Zhou Yang, this film had the lowest opening day box office.

However, the main reason is that the release time of "Kung Fu" was somewhat rushed, and the publicity measures were not adequate.

Nevertheless, on its opening day, Kung Fu Hustle successfully surpassed Admiral: Roaring Currents to become the champion.

According to statistics, "Kung Fu Hustle," with a 15% screening share, grossed 1.69 million yuan in a single day, while "The Admiral: Roaring Currents," with a 35% screening share, grossed 1.56 million yuan in a single day.

This achievement surprised Zhou Yang, because before its release, there were widespread negative reviews of "Kung Fu Hustle" online, but unexpectedly, people were giving their full support to "The Admiral: Roaring Currents".

After a moment of thought, Zhou Yang felt relieved. He realized that through his previous film works, he had already won many loyal supporters.

These supporters usually remain silent, but once Zhou Yang's new movie is released, they quickly go to the theater to show their support.

Just like "Shanghai Fortress," before the movie's release, Lu Han's fans praised it highly, creating an atmosphere of eager anticipation for "Shanghai Fortress" across the internet.

The final box office was just over one billion.

These people are nothing more than empty talkers who can talk a lot but don't actually know anything.

Meanwhile, despite no increase in screenings, Kung Fu's box office climbed again on its second day, reaching 2.34 million RMB!

The internet is overflowing with praise!

"That was amazing! Haha, Brother Yang is so funny!"

"Haha, the characters in the movie are so funny, the landlady, buck-toothed Jane, and Sauce Explosion..."

"The film quality is absolutely top-notch. From the cinematography and editing to the soundtrack, it gave me goosebumps all over!"

"No more talk, I'm going to watch it again right away!!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)