Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 366 Landlady, why is there no water?!
In the movie, the Crocodile Gang leader notices something is wrong and is about to turn around when all the police station doors suddenly close and the street windows shut.

Immediately afterwards, a group of gangsters dressed in black suits and carrying axes walked slowly from both ends of the street.

It creates a strong sense of oppression.

At this moment, the background sound gradually becomes more majestic, and the excitement in the audience's hearts is rapidly released.

"Help! Someone come quick!" the Crocodile Gang leader shouted in terror.

His men immediately took out a bamboo tube, pulled it gently, and a cloud of smoke rose up.

The scene changes, and the leader of the Axe Gang appears.

The Crocodile Gang leader tried to escape, but was struck by an axe from one of the Axe Gang leader's men, severing both of his legs.

The entire process is presented in slow motion, creating a high-quality feel, as if you were in a Hollywood blockbuster.

Then, a classical melody rang out, and the Axe Gang leader, holding an axe, approached the Crocodile Gang leader in a dance-like manner.

The crocodile gang leader quickly begged for mercy: "Wait, do you remember? We had dinner together!"

The Axe Gang leader showed no mercy, hacking away wildly until the infamous Crocodile Gang leader collapsed and died in the street.

"Big brother, please, please spare me," the Crocodile Gang leader's wife pleaded, trembling.

"Don't be silly, sister-in-law. I won't lay a hand on a woman. You can leave now."

Upon hearing these words, the audience couldn't help but sigh, "The Axe Gang leader is at least law-abiding; he knows his family shouldn't be involved."

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Suddenly, the Axe Gang leader shot and mercilessly ended the life of the Crocodile Gang leader's wife, stunning all the spectators present.

"Police, come out and clean up the mess!" The second-in-command of the Axe Gang shouted menacingly at the police station entrance.

As the solemn and majestic background music began, each drumbeat was accompanied by the unique dance moves of the Axe Gang, raising the audience's spirits to a fever pitch.

"It feels like watching a big-budget Hollywood movie!"

"This background music makes me feel so excited, it's so exhilarating!"

"The plot is also very exciting. That crocodile gang leader is hilarious. He was incredibly arrogant from the moment he appeared, but he was killed soon after."

"Haha, I still remember that scene where the police came out to cover it up. I really wonder how this movie passed censorship, it's hilarious!"

"It was a real eye-opener from the very beginning. I feel that this movie is no less than a Hollywood blockbuster, and my expectations are through the roof!"

"..."

Upon hearing the audience's arguing, Zhou Yang and Stephen Chow exchanged a knowing smile.

"It seems that everyone can still recognize a good movie." Stephen Chow was very happy.

As the movie plot unfolds, the camera moves to Pigsty Alley, where characters appear in the blink of an eye. At this moment, the landlord, wearing a large bathrobe, flashes into the frame.

The landlord harassed all sorts of women along the way, and eventually even the tailor was not spared, a scene that made the audience burst into laughter.

"Let your uncle give you a physical examination, haha, you have no shame!"

"His taste is too extreme; he even goes after buck-toothed girls. Sigh!"

"Haha, isn't the worst thing to do touching a tailor's butt? Haha..."

"I'm dying of laughter! The landlord is so lewd!"

The scene shifts to Jiang Bao washing her hair, and suddenly the water supply is cut off.

He looked up and questioned the landlady about why the water had suddenly stopped. The landlady hurriedly closed the window and went downstairs, then began to scold the tenants living in Pig Cage Village.

Laughter erupted again in the movie theater as the landlady continued her tirade.

"Hahaha, that's hilarious!"

"The landlady doesn't look like someone to mess with, haha!"

"The way the tailor left so embarrassed after being scolded was hilarious, haha..."

"Don't think I won't beat you up just because I'm handsome... Am I seeing things? Why do I not seem handsome enough?" "Not handsome enough? Sauce Explosion's exposed half-butt has a unique charm."

"Poor landlord, his lipstick is all smudged, haha..."

"..."

White clouds drift lazily across the sky, and several children are playing football in front of the gate of Pig Cage Village.

Suddenly, a ball rolls into the distance, and two strangers enter the frame.

The camera focused on his legs as he dribbled the ball, then skillfully brought it to a stop, displaying exceptional technique.

The audience instantly became excited, eager to know who this mysterious and highly skilled player was.

Seeing his superb football skills, the children quickly surrounded him, asking, "Big brother, can you teach us how to play football?"

"Still playing football!" The words were barely out of his mouth.

*Thud!* He stomped hard on the ball, breaking it and sending it rolling to the side, then walked away.

Wow~ Waaah...

Amid the child's wailing, the person's face finally appeared, and a gasp of surprise erupted throughout the movie theater.

"This guy who bullied the child is actually Brother Yang!"

"Haha, screw your football dreams, Brother Yang is ruthless!"

"Brother Yang only said three words, and I found it so funny, haha..."

"Is Brother Yang going to play a villain? My anticipation is skyrocketing!"

The movie continues, with Zhou Yang and Fatty Cong storming into Pig Cage Alley and entering Sauce Explosion's barbershop to extort money.

What followed had the entire audience in the theater doubled over in laughter.

In particular, when Zhou Yang confronted the residents of Pig Cage Alley, he decided to find a weak target to bully. However, he did not expect that each of his opponents was more powerful than the last. In the end, Zhou Yang embarrassedly showed his face-saving side, which was hilarious.

Then, Sauce Explosion appeared with the landlady.

To save face, Zhou Yang looked at the landlady with displeasure and muttered, "Hey, fat woman, are you the person in charge?"

The landlady remained silent, a cigarette dangling from her lips, and took off her slippers, throwing one at Zhou Yang's face.

Snapped!
"You're a fat woman, aren't you?"

Zhou Yang staggered after being hit by the slipper, and quickly warned, "Hey, I'm from the Axe Gang!"

Snapped!
"The Axe Gang, is that it!"

The landlady slapped Zhou Yang with her slipper again.

Zhou Yang quickly stepped back and said, "You'll have to pay for the medical expenses!"

"Medical expenses, right?"

The landlady slapped Zhou Yang again.

"One of our own!"

Snapped!
"You're one of us, aren't you!"

Zhou Yang hurriedly ran away, but the landlady kept chasing and hitting him, a hilarious scene that made the audience in the movie theater burst into laughter.

Zhou Yang finally displayed his power: "You wait... I'll call for help!"

He suddenly took out a firecracker, lit it, turned to the landlady, and said in an imposing manner, "A single arrow pierces the clouds, and a thousand armies come to meet us!"

The firecracker was thrown and made a deafening explosion.

A moment later, the second-in-command of the Axe Gang walked over with a group of his men. His face was gloomy, his hat had a large hole in it, and there were still traces of flames in his hair.

The audience immediately burst into laughter, laughing so hard they were doubled over, almost driven mad by the scene.

(End of this chapter)