Reborn, then become a male god
Chapter 317 I have to lick Shunliu
Chapter 317 I have to lick Shunliu
Time flies, the New Year's Day has just passed, and the New Year's Eve is approaching again.
Jiang Mu had already stayed in Shanghai for a while, and he also went to Northern Xinjiang, so he came back relatively late, while the college students had actually arrived home long ago.
And these 'gold-swallowing monsters' have just returned home after a semester-long study trip in a different place, and they have also received a considerate 'novice gift package'.
Without him, a temporary experience card.
You can sleep in the morning until you wake up naturally, and it doesn’t matter what time you play at night. After eating, you can throw your chopsticks and go back to the room directly. No one cares about playing games all day.
Of course, the time for this experience card...
Well, it varies from person to person.
Some are three days, some are one week, and the longest is two weeks. After all, half a month is already the limit.
And along with the presumptuousness of these beasts, the breeders at home are also accumulating anger bars, and then one morning, they rush into your room, pull open the curtains with a slap, and then lift your quilt, The feather duster crackled and whipped.
From then on, the novice experience period is completely over.
The above good life bid farewell to everyone.
Uh, of course, in fact, the above are all relatively good situations, and there are shorter ones...
For example, our brother Mu?
Anyway, he had just arrived home, and before he had time to have a routine with his mother, he was severely cleaned up.
Jiang Mu was lying on his bed, complaining to a few girls on WeChat about how he was treated when he got home.
An Ruyan seemed to be studying, and all the responses were voices. Anyway, Jiang Mu couldn't stop laughing when he heard this girl.
For Jiang Qianqian, she called a video, smiling and showing Jiang Mu the love lunch that Qu Huixia had prepared for her.
As for Han Nuo...
Hey!
This girl is interesting.
During the video call between the two, the little angel blew himself up directly.
She said that she was caught by her mother just now, and she was gossiping, but fortunately she reacted quickly and slipped back to the room early.
"Ba, Gua?"
Jiang Mu read these two words heavily, and looked at the girl on the screen, with a smile that was not a smile flashed in his eyes.
Han Nuo was slightly taken aback, and the cheerful expression on his face stopped abruptly.
In the next second, her big eyeballs rolled up: "Then, what, I'm actually afraid that you're worried, but in fact, I'm so fierce just now..."
"Oh~ How fierce is it? You almost forgot to gossip, right?"
Jiang Mu raised his tone, and looked at the little angel on the screen with unfriendly eyes.
That's ok, classmate Han Xiaonuo, after hanging out with that stinky girl Jiang Qianqian for a while, now she's going to cheat him?
She even joined hands with the future mother-in-law to cheat him!
That's not bad.
Well, what happened just now at the gate of Han Nuo's community really left a deep shadow in Brother Mu's heart.
Can you understand?
No, you don't understand, because you don't have a girlfriend at all, and it is even more impossible for your future mother-in-law to see you bullying your girlfriend.
This, this, this is simply the beginning of epic difficulty!
The most important thing is that Liang Pan's attitude at that time was really cold, and he didn't even bother to say hello on the surface.
This made Brother Mu directly type the word GG.
Otherwise, according to his romantic nature, he still has to struggle to some extent.
At worst, just make a show of it...
Anyway, his impression score is already very low, so there is no need to pretend.
"I'm sorry, I, I just thought it was fun..."
Seeing Jiang Mu getting angry, Han Nuo also became a little nervous, holding back his mistakes in a weak voice.
The big round eyes are blinking, looking very pitiful.
However, Jiang Mu doesn't care about this little girl at all.
Now you're acting coquettish and cute with us here, right?
Where did you go when you fooled yourself before!
Do you know how long it took us to restore hope to ourselves?
You know this kind of thing, for a male college student under 20 years old...
Well, physical age is age too, right?
Jiang Mu looked angry, anyway, he didn't intend to forgive this stinky girl so easily.
Han Nuo blinked his big eyes, looked at Jiang Mu in front of him, waited for a long time, but didn't wait for Jiang Mu's understanding, and became a little confused for a while.
Woo~, according to the previous situation, Jiang Mu should have forgiven himself by this time?
How did it fail...
There was some hesitation in Han Nuo's eyes, and then he became a little nervous again.
Bad, doesn't this mean that he really made Jiang Mu angry?
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have made fun of you on purpose, and deliberately didn't tell you the actual situation..."
Han Nuo thought about it for a while, and finally chose to hit a straight ball——
Admit mistakes.
Admit your mistake decisively.
Mainly, if you let this chick do the whole show, it won't work out.
After all, the little angel still lacks training and is too naive. If it is Jiang Qianqian, in this case, it is likely that she will directly turn to the customer and talk to Jiang Mu about some topics that can only be discussed between couples.
Then, when he couldn't stop hooking up with Jiang Mu, he promised some conditions...
Uh, Brother Mu, let me state first, he didn't forgive Jiang Qianqian because of this trick.
After all, he also likes Han Nuo!
"Okay, okay, since you apologized so earnestly, I will forgive you first."
Jiang Mu slammed his lips, but in the end he couldn't bear to continue bullying this little girl.
"Then what's the situation with Auntie now?"
Jiang Mu paused slightly, but still asked his own question.
Hearing this, Han Nuo blinked his big eyes, looking at Jiang Mu with a dark smile.
This guy... no wonder he forgave himself so quickly, is he afraid of her numbness?
Jiang Mu sensed the other party's eyes, which seemed to be mixed with a little teasing, and immediately gave the girl a somewhat displeased look: "Answer the question, what are you doing?"
"Hmph! You're pissing me off, but I, Mama, didn't piss me off today."
Han Nuo pouted, but suddenly became a little rebellious.
Looking at the girl's appearance, Jiang Mu grinned a little angrily.
sure.
Now that you have found your psychological support, let's start playing naughty with him, right?
next second.
Jiang Mu put on a fawning smile again, and blurted out the shameless words: "Nuo Nuo, you are the best, please, just tell me..."
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Mu didn't blush, anyway, Han Nuo blushed completely in an instant.
"You, what are you talking about..."
The little angel, who had finally hardened up, lost his momentum in an instant after Jiang Mu made such a fuss, and his little face was flushed, like a small tomato.
Looking at this girl, Jiang Mu could feel the full collagen through the screen.
Tsk, it's really rare.
It's also due to not being by his side, otherwise, I'm afraid I can't help pinching the other's little face into various shapes again?
This time it's Han Nuo's mother, then next time it's...
and many more!
Jiang Mu noticed something, his expression was startled, and there was a little thought in his eyes.
From the very beginning, he felt something was wrong, but he didn't realize it until this moment...
Back in high school, Jiang Mu had seen Han Nuo's father come to pick her up on weekends.
Jiang Mu even remembered the car that Han Nuo's father drove, which was a black Audi A6, and used this as a basis to infer the other party's family conditions.
At this time, the problem came. Han Nuo's psychological problems were caused by family disharmony during childhood.
Moreover, according to what Han Nuo said, her parents did divorce when they were very young...
That's why, just now, Jiang Mu had the fluke idea that 'that woman is not Han Nuo's mother'.
In fact, he said it more tactfully. After all, you can't ask if it's your stepmother, right?
And judging from the current situation, Han Nuo seems to be living with her biological mother...
Was the man who came to pick up Han Nuo back then her father?
Although Jiang Mu was very curious about this question, he didn't really ask it.
After all, if this kind of question is mentioned once, it will cause harm to the other party's heart.
"So, Auntie has a pretty good impression of me?"
Jiang Mu continued with the previous topic.
"Hmm~ It depends on how you understand it, but I'm sure I won't have a bad impression of you."
Han Nuo's answer sounded a bit contradictory, but in fact it was mainly because Jiang Mu didn't know Liang Pan well.
After all, how could Jiang Mu imagine that his future mother-in-law would have such a personality...
More importantly, Liang Pan's control over Han Nuo was not that strict.
After all, for a good girl like Han Nuo, one can imagine the situation at home, right?
But in fact, Liang Pan really didn't restrain Han Nuo too much since he was a child.
Most of the time, Han Nuo took the initiative.
That is to say, Han Nuo is not the kind of good boy who is 'get out of control'.
From a certain point of view, this can be regarded as the shining point of humanity in the little angel.
There are indeed quite a few children in other people's families, and everyone may have one or two more or less around them.
However, how many can do this from the heart instead of being asked by the parents?
The little angel is really cute!
However, Liang Pan was not particularly happy about this matter.
In fact, she hopes that Han Nuo is more rebellious, with a little more self...
Just be happy.
Being happy is easy for many, but difficult for some.
Especially for Han Nuo who had a childhood psychological shadow.
It’s not that I won’t be happy anymore, I’ll still be happy in normal times, and I’ll enjoy the food and the scenery…
However, maybe at a certain moment of joy, a certain fragment from the depths of memory appeared in front of my eyes, instantly covering this colorful world with a layer of gray mist.
If you really don't feel happy at all, then that's all.
After all, never had it.
But this repeated emotional change will greatly affect the threshold of dopamine...
It is becoming more and more difficult to obtain happiness.
Even, there may be a day when the negative emotions completely fall to the bottom and will not rebound from the bottom, and the tragedy will result from this.
It is precisely because he understands this truth that Liang Pan is not only not against the fact that Han Nuo has found someone he likes, but also feels a little pleasantly surprised.
It is said that one thing lowers one thing, but then again, being able to "subdue", doesn't it just mean that the other party can bring a lot of extremely good emotional value?
Of course, this does not mean that Liang Pan is at ease with Jiang Mu.
Actually, to put it bluntly, Liang Pan doesn't care if it's Jiang Mu, Wang Mu, or Zhang Mu.
She only cares that this is the boy her daughter likes, the one who can bring happiness to the little angel...
Then, what she needs to do is very simple.
On the one hand, don't startle the enemy, so as not to affect the relationship between the two; on the other hand, learn about Jiang Mu's personality, personality, family...
In short, the most important point is not to make your little angel sad.
Jiang Mu didn't know this, so he still felt a little in awe of his future mother-in-law.
Even though Han Nuo has repeatedly emphasized that her mother is a very gentle person.
"gentle?"
Jiang Mu's expression was a bit weird, although he didn't want to hurt Han Nuo's heart, but...
Take a look!
The way that hot woman looked at me before, was that gentleness?
Han Nuo was also a little embarrassed, scratched her head, and said with a silly smile, "Okay, I'm like this, sometimes... well, it's not serious, but she's really kind and gentle."
At the end, Han Nuo looked at Jiang Mu with a little more expectation.
Although it was only for a moment, Jiang Mu still understood Han Nuo's eyes.
Liang Pan is the mother who raised her, who has accompanied her in the past 18 years and is also her closest person.
And Jiang Mu is the boy she likes, and if nothing else happens, he will be the person who will accompany her the longest in the next 80 years.
She hopes that the 100 years before and after can be connected, at least, without too much disconnection.
In the best case, everyone can be integrated into one big family.
"Okay, silly girl, I'm joking with you. This is your mother, so that's my mother-in-law. Even if my personality is not very good, I have to give her a good lick."
Jiang Mu comforted Xiao Nizi, but the latter couldn't help but blushed.
"You, what are you talking about! What, what is licking..."
Han Nuo looked a little embarrassed.
Although there is only Han Nuo's small face on the screen of the phone, Jiang Mu can see that the other party is lying on the bed, so at this time it should be two long legs kicking back and forth in the bed, expressing his dissatisfaction...
"Let me tell you, Mama doesn't like boys with smooth tongues very much, so you'd better not say these things in front of my Mama."
Han Nuo paused, and said with a serious expression.
"Okay, don't worry, my wife!"
Jiang Mu nodded in agreement, and at the same time explained what it meant with practical actions: I knew I was wrong, but I just didn't change it.
Hey, just for fun~
Han Nuo looked at this guy's lack of seriousness, his big eyes were wide open, and he cursed angrily as a big villain.
Then, he burst out laughing again.
For a moment, the smile was like a flower.
Jiang Mu was a little dumbfounded.
.
(End of this chapter)
Time flies, the New Year's Day has just passed, and the New Year's Eve is approaching again.
Jiang Mu had already stayed in Shanghai for a while, and he also went to Northern Xinjiang, so he came back relatively late, while the college students had actually arrived home long ago.
And these 'gold-swallowing monsters' have just returned home after a semester-long study trip in a different place, and they have also received a considerate 'novice gift package'.
Without him, a temporary experience card.
You can sleep in the morning until you wake up naturally, and it doesn’t matter what time you play at night. After eating, you can throw your chopsticks and go back to the room directly. No one cares about playing games all day.
Of course, the time for this experience card...
Well, it varies from person to person.
Some are three days, some are one week, and the longest is two weeks. After all, half a month is already the limit.
And along with the presumptuousness of these beasts, the breeders at home are also accumulating anger bars, and then one morning, they rush into your room, pull open the curtains with a slap, and then lift your quilt, The feather duster crackled and whipped.
From then on, the novice experience period is completely over.
The above good life bid farewell to everyone.
Uh, of course, in fact, the above are all relatively good situations, and there are shorter ones...
For example, our brother Mu?
Anyway, he had just arrived home, and before he had time to have a routine with his mother, he was severely cleaned up.
Jiang Mu was lying on his bed, complaining to a few girls on WeChat about how he was treated when he got home.
An Ruyan seemed to be studying, and all the responses were voices. Anyway, Jiang Mu couldn't stop laughing when he heard this girl.
For Jiang Qianqian, she called a video, smiling and showing Jiang Mu the love lunch that Qu Huixia had prepared for her.
As for Han Nuo...
Hey!
This girl is interesting.
During the video call between the two, the little angel blew himself up directly.
She said that she was caught by her mother just now, and she was gossiping, but fortunately she reacted quickly and slipped back to the room early.
"Ba, Gua?"
Jiang Mu read these two words heavily, and looked at the girl on the screen, with a smile that was not a smile flashed in his eyes.
Han Nuo was slightly taken aback, and the cheerful expression on his face stopped abruptly.
In the next second, her big eyeballs rolled up: "Then, what, I'm actually afraid that you're worried, but in fact, I'm so fierce just now..."
"Oh~ How fierce is it? You almost forgot to gossip, right?"
Jiang Mu raised his tone, and looked at the little angel on the screen with unfriendly eyes.
That's ok, classmate Han Xiaonuo, after hanging out with that stinky girl Jiang Qianqian for a while, now she's going to cheat him?
She even joined hands with the future mother-in-law to cheat him!
That's not bad.
Well, what happened just now at the gate of Han Nuo's community really left a deep shadow in Brother Mu's heart.
Can you understand?
No, you don't understand, because you don't have a girlfriend at all, and it is even more impossible for your future mother-in-law to see you bullying your girlfriend.
This, this, this is simply the beginning of epic difficulty!
The most important thing is that Liang Pan's attitude at that time was really cold, and he didn't even bother to say hello on the surface.
This made Brother Mu directly type the word GG.
Otherwise, according to his romantic nature, he still has to struggle to some extent.
At worst, just make a show of it...
Anyway, his impression score is already very low, so there is no need to pretend.
"I'm sorry, I, I just thought it was fun..."
Seeing Jiang Mu getting angry, Han Nuo also became a little nervous, holding back his mistakes in a weak voice.
The big round eyes are blinking, looking very pitiful.
However, Jiang Mu doesn't care about this little girl at all.
Now you're acting coquettish and cute with us here, right?
Where did you go when you fooled yourself before!
Do you know how long it took us to restore hope to ourselves?
You know this kind of thing, for a male college student under 20 years old...
Well, physical age is age too, right?
Jiang Mu looked angry, anyway, he didn't intend to forgive this stinky girl so easily.
Han Nuo blinked his big eyes, looked at Jiang Mu in front of him, waited for a long time, but didn't wait for Jiang Mu's understanding, and became a little confused for a while.
Woo~, according to the previous situation, Jiang Mu should have forgiven himself by this time?
How did it fail...
There was some hesitation in Han Nuo's eyes, and then he became a little nervous again.
Bad, doesn't this mean that he really made Jiang Mu angry?
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have made fun of you on purpose, and deliberately didn't tell you the actual situation..."
Han Nuo thought about it for a while, and finally chose to hit a straight ball——
Admit mistakes.
Admit your mistake decisively.
Mainly, if you let this chick do the whole show, it won't work out.
After all, the little angel still lacks training and is too naive. If it is Jiang Qianqian, in this case, it is likely that she will directly turn to the customer and talk to Jiang Mu about some topics that can only be discussed between couples.
Then, when he couldn't stop hooking up with Jiang Mu, he promised some conditions...
Uh, Brother Mu, let me state first, he didn't forgive Jiang Qianqian because of this trick.
After all, he also likes Han Nuo!
"Okay, okay, since you apologized so earnestly, I will forgive you first."
Jiang Mu slammed his lips, but in the end he couldn't bear to continue bullying this little girl.
"Then what's the situation with Auntie now?"
Jiang Mu paused slightly, but still asked his own question.
Hearing this, Han Nuo blinked his big eyes, looking at Jiang Mu with a dark smile.
This guy... no wonder he forgave himself so quickly, is he afraid of her numbness?
Jiang Mu sensed the other party's eyes, which seemed to be mixed with a little teasing, and immediately gave the girl a somewhat displeased look: "Answer the question, what are you doing?"
"Hmph! You're pissing me off, but I, Mama, didn't piss me off today."
Han Nuo pouted, but suddenly became a little rebellious.
Looking at the girl's appearance, Jiang Mu grinned a little angrily.
sure.
Now that you have found your psychological support, let's start playing naughty with him, right?
next second.
Jiang Mu put on a fawning smile again, and blurted out the shameless words: "Nuo Nuo, you are the best, please, just tell me..."
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Mu didn't blush, anyway, Han Nuo blushed completely in an instant.
"You, what are you talking about..."
The little angel, who had finally hardened up, lost his momentum in an instant after Jiang Mu made such a fuss, and his little face was flushed, like a small tomato.
Looking at this girl, Jiang Mu could feel the full collagen through the screen.
Tsk, it's really rare.
It's also due to not being by his side, otherwise, I'm afraid I can't help pinching the other's little face into various shapes again?
This time it's Han Nuo's mother, then next time it's...
and many more!
Jiang Mu noticed something, his expression was startled, and there was a little thought in his eyes.
From the very beginning, he felt something was wrong, but he didn't realize it until this moment...
Back in high school, Jiang Mu had seen Han Nuo's father come to pick her up on weekends.
Jiang Mu even remembered the car that Han Nuo's father drove, which was a black Audi A6, and used this as a basis to infer the other party's family conditions.
At this time, the problem came. Han Nuo's psychological problems were caused by family disharmony during childhood.
Moreover, according to what Han Nuo said, her parents did divorce when they were very young...
That's why, just now, Jiang Mu had the fluke idea that 'that woman is not Han Nuo's mother'.
In fact, he said it more tactfully. After all, you can't ask if it's your stepmother, right?
And judging from the current situation, Han Nuo seems to be living with her biological mother...
Was the man who came to pick up Han Nuo back then her father?
Although Jiang Mu was very curious about this question, he didn't really ask it.
After all, if this kind of question is mentioned once, it will cause harm to the other party's heart.
"So, Auntie has a pretty good impression of me?"
Jiang Mu continued with the previous topic.
"Hmm~ It depends on how you understand it, but I'm sure I won't have a bad impression of you."
Han Nuo's answer sounded a bit contradictory, but in fact it was mainly because Jiang Mu didn't know Liang Pan well.
After all, how could Jiang Mu imagine that his future mother-in-law would have such a personality...
More importantly, Liang Pan's control over Han Nuo was not that strict.
After all, for a good girl like Han Nuo, one can imagine the situation at home, right?
But in fact, Liang Pan really didn't restrain Han Nuo too much since he was a child.
Most of the time, Han Nuo took the initiative.
That is to say, Han Nuo is not the kind of good boy who is 'get out of control'.
From a certain point of view, this can be regarded as the shining point of humanity in the little angel.
There are indeed quite a few children in other people's families, and everyone may have one or two more or less around them.
However, how many can do this from the heart instead of being asked by the parents?
The little angel is really cute!
However, Liang Pan was not particularly happy about this matter.
In fact, she hopes that Han Nuo is more rebellious, with a little more self...
Just be happy.
Being happy is easy for many, but difficult for some.
Especially for Han Nuo who had a childhood psychological shadow.
It’s not that I won’t be happy anymore, I’ll still be happy in normal times, and I’ll enjoy the food and the scenery…
However, maybe at a certain moment of joy, a certain fragment from the depths of memory appeared in front of my eyes, instantly covering this colorful world with a layer of gray mist.
If you really don't feel happy at all, then that's all.
After all, never had it.
But this repeated emotional change will greatly affect the threshold of dopamine...
It is becoming more and more difficult to obtain happiness.
Even, there may be a day when the negative emotions completely fall to the bottom and will not rebound from the bottom, and the tragedy will result from this.
It is precisely because he understands this truth that Liang Pan is not only not against the fact that Han Nuo has found someone he likes, but also feels a little pleasantly surprised.
It is said that one thing lowers one thing, but then again, being able to "subdue", doesn't it just mean that the other party can bring a lot of extremely good emotional value?
Of course, this does not mean that Liang Pan is at ease with Jiang Mu.
Actually, to put it bluntly, Liang Pan doesn't care if it's Jiang Mu, Wang Mu, or Zhang Mu.
She only cares that this is the boy her daughter likes, the one who can bring happiness to the little angel...
Then, what she needs to do is very simple.
On the one hand, don't startle the enemy, so as not to affect the relationship between the two; on the other hand, learn about Jiang Mu's personality, personality, family...
In short, the most important point is not to make your little angel sad.
Jiang Mu didn't know this, so he still felt a little in awe of his future mother-in-law.
Even though Han Nuo has repeatedly emphasized that her mother is a very gentle person.
"gentle?"
Jiang Mu's expression was a bit weird, although he didn't want to hurt Han Nuo's heart, but...
Take a look!
The way that hot woman looked at me before, was that gentleness?
Han Nuo was also a little embarrassed, scratched her head, and said with a silly smile, "Okay, I'm like this, sometimes... well, it's not serious, but she's really kind and gentle."
At the end, Han Nuo looked at Jiang Mu with a little more expectation.
Although it was only for a moment, Jiang Mu still understood Han Nuo's eyes.
Liang Pan is the mother who raised her, who has accompanied her in the past 18 years and is also her closest person.
And Jiang Mu is the boy she likes, and if nothing else happens, he will be the person who will accompany her the longest in the next 80 years.
She hopes that the 100 years before and after can be connected, at least, without too much disconnection.
In the best case, everyone can be integrated into one big family.
"Okay, silly girl, I'm joking with you. This is your mother, so that's my mother-in-law. Even if my personality is not very good, I have to give her a good lick."
Jiang Mu comforted Xiao Nizi, but the latter couldn't help but blushed.
"You, what are you talking about! What, what is licking..."
Han Nuo looked a little embarrassed.
Although there is only Han Nuo's small face on the screen of the phone, Jiang Mu can see that the other party is lying on the bed, so at this time it should be two long legs kicking back and forth in the bed, expressing his dissatisfaction...
"Let me tell you, Mama doesn't like boys with smooth tongues very much, so you'd better not say these things in front of my Mama."
Han Nuo paused, and said with a serious expression.
"Okay, don't worry, my wife!"
Jiang Mu nodded in agreement, and at the same time explained what it meant with practical actions: I knew I was wrong, but I just didn't change it.
Hey, just for fun~
Han Nuo looked at this guy's lack of seriousness, his big eyes were wide open, and he cursed angrily as a big villain.
Then, he burst out laughing again.
For a moment, the smile was like a flower.
Jiang Mu was a little dumbfounded.
.
(End of this chapter)
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