Reborn, then become a male god

Chapter 316 One Thing Drops One Thing【Seeking Monthly Pass】

At this moment, Liang Pan had a kind smile on her face, but in fact, her mind was full of curiosity about Jiang Mu.

Our little angel has been a good baby since he was a child, the kind who would take the initiative to report to the family in advance even in ordinary class reunions...

He unexpectedly brought her a little boyfriend back today without making any noise?
Tsk tsk, it's really strange!
Well, it seems that Brother Mu's future mother-in-law is not the same as an ordinary mother...

In other words, it seems that the other party is not worried about the little princess finding a boyfriend at all?
On the contrary, she seemed to be looking forward to it all the time!
At this time, Liang Pan was actually very curious, but on the surface he still looked calm.

It's not about being patient or anything, it's mainly because she knows this girl too well.

Well, don't look at the little princess who is usually cute and cute, but in fact she has a high IQ.

Fuda Xueba is joking with you?
Moreover, it is still very axis, to put it bluntly, it is a bit of a tendon.

As long as you let the other party see that you are particularly curious, then don't think about getting any important information from the other party's mouth.

Anyway, if you don't coax this girl first, she won't say anything...

Fortunately, the little angel is easy to coax, and Liang Pan, as a breeder with many years of experience, is even more handy in coaxing.

"Nuo Nuo, tell Mommy, is there anything that even Mommy can't say?"

Liang Pan saw that the little princess was almost coaxed, so he directly came forward to retreat, making a very sad look.

Han Nuo finally couldn't take it anymore, she opened her mouth, but her eyes were rolling around.

Liang Pan really knows his daughter very well!
Looking at the other party's expression, I guessed that the other party did not plan to showdown with me, and probably thought of some excuse...

"Are you trying to tell me that's not your boyfriend?"

Liang Pan was the first to attack, and when he came, it was better to strike first.

At that moment, Han Nuo's big eyes widened again, and his small face bulged slightly, looking at Liang Pan in front of him with some unhappiness.

Seeing this, Liang Pan stopped pretending, hugged the bear with both hands, looked at the little angel in front of him, and hummed: "Don't forget, when you explained to Mommy just now, you just denied the matter of going to northern Xinjiang, but Did not deny your relationship with that kid."

"Well!"

Han Nuo listened to Liang Pan's analysis, a trace of panic flashed in his big eyes.

If the aura could be seen with the naked eye, at this moment, it could be found that the mother and daughter, who were originally evenly matched, were overwhelmed towards Han Nuo.

At this time, Liang Pan was also slightly stunned, and blinked quietly.

Something is wrong...

This girl's fighting power shouldn't be so low, is there anything else I don't know?
Liang Pan couldn't figure it out, but in fact, it's normal to be unexpected.

after all……

Han Nuo actually played a trick just now.

When Liang Pan asked her if she had been to the world of two with Jiang Mu, she denied that she had not been to the world of two.

This sentence, you can understand it as a lie, but it is not entirely true.

After all, it was actually Jiang Qianqian, her, and Jiang Mu who went to Northern Xinjiang this time...

It should be a three-person world, right?
However, everything is conserved.

With the help of this kind of cleverness, I bypassed my mother's 'lie detector radar', but it also left a loophole.

At this moment, Han Nuo's mind is full of thoughts about whether his cleverness just now was spotted by Mommy...? ! !
Han Nuo became a little panicked all of a sudden, so he couldn't form any resistance, and was defeated in front of Ms. Liang Pan.

"Mummy, if you have anything to ask, just ask."

Han Nuo said with a serious expression on his face.

Looking at his daughter's serious face, Liang Pan suppressed the emotion in his heart that he was so cute that he couldn't restrain the corners of his mouth from rising.

This stinky girl, does she think acting coquettish and cute is useful to her?
hum!

Since you lost, you have to pay the price of being a loser~
Liang Pan moved the stool, sat beside Han Nuo, and took her little hand: "Nuo Nuo, look at Mommy."

Han Nuo widened his eyes, looked at the woman in front of him in disbelief, opened his mouth, and finally bulged into a little frog.

Mom is such a bad wife!

Not only did he not give himself water, but he also used the highest level of 'polygraph artifact'.

Liang Pan avoided Han Nuo's gaze with some guilty conscience, well, I feel a little bit condemned by this behavior...

"Ahem, what, Mommy just ask, what's your little boyfriend's name? After all, Mommy can't always call you little boyfriend, right? It's weird, isn't it?"

Liang Pan didn't make a big move as soon as he came up, but chose a question that was just right.

Han Nuo felt that this question could indeed be answered, so he said, "His name is Jiang Mu, we, we are... a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend."

Yo?
This is also voluntarily admitted!

A look of surprise flashed across Liang Pan's eyes, her eyes were quite similar to Han Nuo's, they were big and round, and they had beautiful apple muscles when she smiled.

It can be said that this is the face shape that is most in line with the aesthetics of the Great Xia Kingdom.

Sweet smile.

Commonly known as, sweet girl.

But obviously, Liang Pan is not a sweet girl.

in contrast.

She has the cunning of a vixen in her character.

Wait, it seems that Liang Pan is more like Jiang Qianqian's mother, and Qu Huixia is more like Han Nuo's mother?

The cunning of the little rabbit spirit has been officially certified by Brother Mu.

Especially those peach blossom eyes, when he smiled, his brows and eyes curved, like a little fox who stole Kun.

And Qu Huixia's personality is relatively more in line with that kind of dignified lady, seems to be a development direction for Han Nuo in the future?
Han Nuo looked at his mother's eyes and suddenly brightened, but his heart skipped a beat for no reason, and he regretted the words as soon as he said them.

Woo!
What are you talking about...

Han Nuo was a little ashamed and annoyed at herself. Although this was not a question Liang Pan asked, she subconsciously answered the relationship between the two.

So, is this what she subconsciously thinks?
Han Nuo pursed her lips, and the expression in her eyes became a little complicated.

This is just the beginning, and I can't wait to share it with others...

Look, this is my boyfriend.

Han Nuo's expression gradually became worried. At the beginning, he seemed a little upbeat, but now he was inexplicably down.

Naturally, Liang Pan noticed the change in her daughter's mood. She paid attention to it secretly, then took Han Nuo's little hand, and asked with a smile, "So, the next question, where are you?"

"What, what's the next step!"

When Han Nuo heard this, he reacted abnormally like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

And the next second, she raised her head and met Liang Pan's smiling eyes, and her face turned red in an instant.

"Mom, you did it on purpose, I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

Han Nuo grumbled, got up angrily, and walked towards the room.

After walking two steps, she paused and walked back.

"What's the matter, sweetie?"

Liang Pan rested his chin, looked at the girl in front of him, and asked with a smile.

"Oh! Huh!"

Han Nuo puffed his mouth, then picked up the glass of juice on the table, turned and went back to the room.

Looking at the closed bedroom door, Liang Pan kept holding his chin, and the smile on his face gradually faded.

"Jiang Mu, Jiang, Mu...tsk, this young man is interesting."

Liang Pan recalled the scene he just saw outside.

Although she only had a glimpse at that time, she could still see the situation clearly. The face of her little princess was being kneaded into various shapes by a certain boy with his big hands.

To be reasonable, Liang Pan was indeed a little angry at that time.

How dare you treat my little princess like this?
But when he got home, Liang Pan suddenly felt no longer angry.

Isn't it a skill to be able to eat this little girl to death?

"It's a pity that one thing is one thing. I didn't dig out more things from this girl's mouth..."

Liang Pan sighed quietly, his expression looked very regretful.

But obviously, her focus is on 'gossip' from beginning to end.

As for whether the little boyfriend Han Nuo found is reliable or not?
calm down!

Liang Pan was very reassured about his daughter's eyesight, and it would not be ordinary people who could fall into this girl's eyes.

And in fact...

Brother Mu is indeed not an ordinary person, he is a real man, commonly known as a good man.
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"Jiang Mu, you are going to die. How many times have I told you not to drink water directly into the teapot? Did you get up in the morning and brush your teeth? I really convinced you, the sixth child. My mother was on guard every day, but you When I came back, I still broke my old lady's defense."

At the same time, on the other side, due to Jiang Mu's return, there was a flurry of panic at home.

While avoiding his mother's feather duster, Jiang Mu drank two more sips of water, still muttering: "Didn't I just drink two sips of water, mom, what are you doing? Still dislike me?"

"I don't dislike who do you dislike? When you find a wife in the future, you will also talk to each other like this."

Liang Yushu chased after Jiang Mu and hit him twice. I don't know if it was because Brother Mu's movements were too sensitive, or if she didn't want to hit Jiang Mu at all, let alone hit Jiang Mu, and didn't even rub his clothes.

"Hey, she doesn't dislike me, she still wants to kiss me."

When Jiang Mu heard the words, he nodded in response without blushing, smiling, which made Liang Yushu's brain bleed again.

"Yo yo yo, you're still kissing, so why don't you bring them home for us to see, no, no, no, no one can just say hello, right? Ah, ah, it's okay to lie to buddies, but Don't lie to yourself, you forgot in the middle, and you also forgot in the end, anyway, you are a rat!"

To be reasonable, at this moment, Brother Mu really admired Comrade Liang Yushu.

Mom, you can be aggressive!

With so many hot words on the Internet, you actually know them all?
However, in the next second, Jiang Mu came back to his senses.

You're a stick, is mom trying to show you off with these words?

You are the one who sprayed!
Jiang Mu was a little belated, his expression was a little helpless, and he was a little speechless: "Mom, I told you earlier, don't surf the Internet every day, look at what you said, it is what you should say at your age ?”

Ok!

It seems that rebirth is not a panacea, at least the mother's rebellious period must not be avoided.

Jiang Mu remembered very clearly that it was the same situation in his previous life, almost when he was in college, there was a sudden gust of wind on the Internet...

Probably, I am also a first-time parent, so why am I so used to your similar copywriting that suddenly became popular.

then……

Well, others take it as a joke, but Liang Yushu really believes it.

And not only believe it, but put it into practice.

Come on, dear son, stand still, my mother will show you today what is called a backstab from an old mother.

However, it was obvious that Liang Yushu had just come into contact with the Internet at this time, and to be honest, she was still a little immature.

For example, being stimulated by Jiang Mu at this time, he became a little angry at that time.

"Hey! You kid, you're turning your back on the customer, right?"

Liang Yushu stared, and the feather duster in her hand landed on Jiang Mu's shoulder with a snap.

Jiang Mu didn't hide.

Well, I really didn't hide at all.

Then, the next second, Brother Mu bared his teeth in pain.

"Damn, you really fight? Old comrades don't talk about martial arts!"

Jiang Mu looked a little angry.

Liang Yushu also came back to her senses at this moment, realizing that she seemed a little impulsive just now, but she couldn't lose in terms of momentum.

She glared at Jiang Mu, and said bluntly and confidently: "What's wrong, can you blame me? Who told you to make me angry, and besides, are you stupid? You won't hide even if I beat you?"

The repeated questioning from the old mother made Jiang Mu a little confused.

Oh yes.

Why didn't he hide just now?
Isn't this a silly bird!

However, in the next second, Jiang Mu figured out the reason.

Mainly...

Well, it's still a version problem.

In more common language, when the shooter is weak and the tank is strong, you have to play the kind of fragile and uncontrollable stuff. Isn't this asking for a dead end, and the death is imminent?
To put it simply, Comrade Liang Yushu at this time is actually only the primary version 1.0.

Although I have a little fighting power, I still can't let go of my airs as a parent.

For example, just after being stimulated by Jiang Mu, he wanted to copy the guy to clean up this little bastard...

So here comes the question, what is the status of Comrade Liang Yushu in 2.0?

In fact, it is very simple. There will never be such a situation that makes Comrade Liang Yushu break the defense.

Moreover, there is a high probability that Liang Yushu used teasing methods, and teasing with blood, and then broke Jiang Mu's defenses.

To put it simply, he no longer bothers to use force, he just needs to move his mouth.

Do you know what it means to subdue others without fighting?

That's it.

As for the more advanced version...

Uh, well, Comrade Liang Yushu still retains a bit of motherly attributes, and is not willing to be so cruel to our classmate Xiao Mumu.

However, just version 2.0 of Liang Yushu has already given Jiang Mu a lot of headaches.

Anyway, the long-term crushing situation has led to the fact that Comrade Liang Yushu doesn't need to pick up a feather duster at all.

This also made Jiang Mu gradually forget that his mother also has a destiny skill derived from blood.

That is, the beating from my mother.

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