Why are there only loser heroines around me?

"No." Ukyo said, "I want to teach it myself."

"If you're posting on Bilibili, please let me co-post it. My followers are about to break 400 million."

"No." Ukyo added, "I'm going to save it for Valentine's Day and let Xingcai take over the joint submission."

"Ha.....hahahaha~~~~" Arthur's smile was a bit devilish. "My fingers are burning up from typing, you know? I've never typed so fast in my life, I'm burning out, you know? Let me co-submit the article, brother! I can be in between you two, I have no objection to being a light bulb!"

Actually, this is not what Ukyo meant when he said about jointly submitting the article on Valentine's Day.

Arthur was a bit dull and didn't realize what kind of person would post a joint submission on Valentine's Day. This joint submission was just a form and had nothing to do with the content of the video, but Arthur was only thinking about increasing his followers, so he missed such an obvious hint.

"Okay then." You Jing finally said, "I don't want to be accused of prioritizing love over friendship. Feel free to submit a joint video. I'll think of some other videos later."

After saying that, Ukyo closed the professor's office door.

Only half of the door panel is left, but it's a good habit to close the door when you leave.

He took out his cell phone and booked a flight out of England that day.

Once he gets on the plane and connects to the business class WiFi, he might be able to see the video posted by the University of London students.

... ...

...

The next morning.

After the plane landed, Youjing went straight home.

In his bathtub at home, he soaked his shoulders down in the freshly boiled water and sighed deeply.

"Finally I can take a break..."

He took out a reagent bottle from his jacket pocket, which contained half a bottle of black mud he brought back from the office.

It would be best to take this thing to a professional chemical laboratory for analysis. Secondly, for everyone's sake, the source of this human alchemy should be banned from the Internet to prevent more curious people from becoming interested in it, which would cause greater trouble.

Looking up at the water droplets dripping from the ceiling, Youjing suddenly saw a food magazine that did not belong to him in the reflection of the light.

He tilted his head to look at the three small supports in front of the bathtub. Besides red wine and goblets, there was also a gourmet magazine featuring chocolate. It seemed someone had used his bathroom during the few days he'd been in London.

Ok.

Sneak into your crush's room to use the bathroom when he's not around, then deliberately leave evidence of your use. This way, you can arouse his suspicions and make him realize your feelings for you.

It feels like something Yanami would do.

Ukyo flipped through the contents of the magazine.

There are mostly some beautiful chocolate appearances inside, but no instructions on how to make them.

He even saw chocolates in the shape of swords.

Feeling good down.

Who would deliberately go to the trouble of making a chocolate mold shaped like a sword?

As Ukyo turned to the next page, a dark shadow quietly appeared on the bathroom door.

"Who's out there?"

He subconsciously raised his upper body from the bathtub.

"I... I'm not someone... uh... haha~~, I didn't mean it. I'm just worried about whether the water temperature is right for you. U... Ukyo, is the bath water temperature okay?"

He was very familiar with Yanami's voice.

But her tone was as nervous as Xiaoju's.

Ukyo let his body sink into the bathtub again.

"The water temperature is okay, what can I do for you?"

"Nothing... nothing... I just borrowed a bath towel last time, and also... I ran out of shower gel."

grumble……

There was a slight friction sound and the bathroom door slowly opened.

Yanami stretched out her fair arms, handed in a bath towel and a newly packaged shower gel, and placed them on the bathroom floor.

The azure eyes were looking at something outside, but she could only see the fuzzy mist and the blurry upper body of a figure.

Ukyo noticed that the small gap in the bathroom door seemed to have been open for a little too long.

"Why are you in my house?"

Yanami immediately said, "I definitely didn't come here unintentionally! My aunt called me... She said I hadn't been here for a long time and asked if I wanted to learn how to make Valentine's Day chocolates. She said she could teach me!"

Is it actually my mother's work?

"I see."

Ukyo said, "Can you close the door? The cold air is coming in."

"Sorry!" With a "click", Yanami quickly closed the door.

She cut out Arthur's chat box and said, "Your information is wrong! Ukyo also takes hot baths! I've always said that there are no people in the world who only take cold showers!"

Immediately, she switched to Qinzi's chat box again, "Breaking into the bathroom is useless! He didn't even let me in!"

Qinzi replied quickly: "Idiot! Can't you go in by yourself? If you go in, will he let you out?"

"Of course I will." Sakuragawa Kuro, who was secretly watching the two people chatting, said expressionlessly: "Remember when I kicked you out of the bathroom? Before the relationship is confirmed, this kind of behavior is a minus point. Of course... if the other person is a pervert like you, then it will become a super plus point!"

"Damn Jiulang! Eat my leg!"

Volume 1: Double monthly tickets!

(It seems there is a chance to rush for the 24th annual work. The author went to look up the 23rd annual work and found that there were some people with similar votes as me who got in.)

and so.

From now on I can only burn all the words!

2000 recommendation votes + one update (4000 words).

200 monthly tickets + one update (mainly asking for monthly tickets, annual works only look at monthly tickets...)

20000 cat biscuits reward + one update.

200 blades + one update.

I have included all of today’s monthly tickets in the statistics, as long as they are on the 25th.

The reward will be offered until the end of the annual selection. I will add updates as I go along and will not wait for the final settlement.

The normal chapter has 4k words, and the author's additional chapter usually has a note of 8k or 6k. The chapter with "additional chapter" after the chapter name is the additional chapter, and the others are ordinary chapters.

over!

Please!

kneel()

Volume 154: Chapter 5 Huh? Was the chocolate a gift from Ukyo? (k)

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That night.

Yanami family.

When the father came home from get off work, he saw a package at the door. After picking it up, he found that the recipient's name was written on it as expected.

"Xingcai, the cocoa beans you bought...seem to have arrived."

"I know~!" Yanai came running over and snatched the cocoa beans from his father's hand.

This bag of beans was sent by international express from Belgium. She asked her detective friend who was on a mission in Belgium on the Night Watch Channel to get her ten kilograms.

This is just the first box, and there will be more boxes to come.

She had made chocolate before, but for some reason, she started to panic from the moment she started, so she asked a friend to bring ten kilograms of chocolate in case anything went wrong.

......

...

In the kitchen, Yanaijian was staring at a large box of cocoa beans in front of him, and suddenly slapped his forehead.

"Oh no! Why should I buy cocoa beans? Can't I just buy ready-made cocoa powder? Now I have to grind so many beans, won't the grinder be able to handle it? Forget it... I'd better wash the beans first."

.....

Two days later in the morning.

"Xiaoju, this is for you."

Yanami handed her a bar of chocolate from outside the window of Komari's classroom.

Xiaoju narrowed her eyes and looked at her, "Yana, Valentine's Day is still three days away. You're giving me chocolate at this time... Are you asking me to help you taste it?"

"No way!" Yanaijian beat his chest and stamped his feet, a look of deep sorrow on his face. "I've already tried it at home! How could someone treat their best friend like a chocolate tester? I made this sincerely for you, okay?"

Best...friend?

Xiaoju's ears moved.

Such unfamiliar vocabulary.

It's not that the word itself is unfamiliar, but that other people actually use this word to describe their relationship with me. Even Senior Yue Zhimu has never said this to her in my memory.

It was because of hearing these strange words that Xiaoju's eyes became more worried.

Yana has been hanging out with Arthur Kotoko a lot lately.

It seems that those two guys are not "good guys".

But Yanami wouldn't hurt herself, would she? She always shared her favorite things with her friends, and before sharing, she would definitely base it on the fact that the food was delicious. Yanami, who was like this, wouldn't suddenly come up with some dark cuisine to trick herself.

"Thank you, thank you." Xiaoju then reached out and took the chocolate.

Yanami smiled outside the window.

"You must eat it~, I will message you afterwards to ask how it tastes."

The more you say that, the less I dare to eat it!

Xiaoju sighed and cast a slightly frightened gaze at the wrapping paper, on which were written traces of handwritten ink:

[Gift for my best friend Chika Komari, this is rich dark chocolate~]

"——Boom~"

Xiaoju broke the chocolate into pieces and tentatively put the broken pieces into her mouth.

"Hmm~"

“So, so bitter…”

But the taste is indeed very mellow. Could it be that the dark chocolate is made to taste more bitter on purpose?

Thinking that he might not be able to taste it the first time, Xiaoju put the second piece into his mouth.

"Forehead..."

“It’s still so bitter.”

“…”

.....

...

The person who screamed in the corridor on the first floor was Tian Aixing, who was covering his chest for some reason.

"---Bang!"

The door of the student union was violently pushed open, and Tian Aixing's skin turned red from her neck to her forehead.

"President!"

Tian Aixing walked straight to the table where the president was sitting and pushed hard on the table with both hands.