Why are there only loser heroines around me?

It takes more than a day to fly from Japan to London.

When Ukyo landed and took a taxi from London Airport to the University of London, Yanami, Komari and the others had already returned to school to register, and had even finished their classes for the day and were preparing to go home.

Yanai saw the message and asked him why he didn't come to school.

Youjing said that he was going out to do something and would be back in two days.

He didn't tell Yanami that he was going to London.

Originally, he didn't want to tell anyone.

If you can't find Moritia, buy a flight back to Japan on the same day.

If you find it, then the only options are probably "dead" or "alive".

Just go home as if nothing happened.

Even if you die, don't make the living sad.

Just let them misunderstand that you are going somewhere to solve a supernatural incident, and you can come back after a while.

This was his plan at first, but after landing in London, he suddenly thought of a safety net -

So, he first went to London's only Chinatown and bought a "clip-on camera", the kind commonly used by Chinese Internet celebrities to shoot first-person jokes.

The highest image quality for shooting is 1080P. It has built-in lens stabilization, but it does not have advanced gimbal stabilization and cannot withstand large-scale shaking. However, if you only use it to shoot ordinary pictures, ordinary lens stabilization is sufficient.

The second step is to make a video call to Arthur.

As soon as Ukyo came up, he said concisely:

"I'm on my way to the University of London. You can watch my meeting with Moritia via video call later. If we do, I'll make the first move. Then you'll have to act like the real Arthur Conan Doyle and start writing a book, reproducing our fight one-to-one. I'll give you Kurosawa's permissions. If you can't type fast enough, Kurosawa will assist you."

"I need you to predict the course of our fight, just one or two seconds ahead. You need to write down certain paragraphs in advance so I can control the situation."

"Of course, if he really is just a math professor with the same fighting skills as Holmes, then you don't have to do anything."

Arthur was a little confused.

But fortunately, he has a strong ability to understand.

"You mean, I can influence the outcome of your battle?"

"I don't know, but I can try." Ukyo said, "I've already sent you the Demon World Report that I was going to send to the Japanese government. It describes everything from our entry to London to our exit. You have to continue writing from where I left off. Start writing now. The next sentence should be: I followed the clues and came to London in the real world..."

Arthur didn't bother to ask any more questions and just turned on the computer and started typing.

"Why do you think this would work?"

"Because Moritia wants to kill you." Ukyo's voice was calm, and he seemed very sure of this conclusion -

"It's not that I think it's useful, but he thinks it's useful. He must have confirmed something, so he's so persistent in wanting to kill you."

In a dim basement, Arthur was typing on the keyboard. Fortunately, he had actually written a novel before, so his mind didn't go blank as soon as he touched a Word document.

"But the problem is, I'm not Conan Doyle..."

"If there is no other Arthur Conan Doyle in the world, then you are the real Conan Doyle!"

"I don't agree! You're being nihilistic and idealistic. I can certainly help you write it, but isn't the timing you chose for the final battle a little tricky? Can't you wait until after Valentine's Day to find him? You know... you have to leave no regrets before a big battle."

Arthur secretly told Yanami that all the chocolates Ukyo had received before were bought from stores. No girl would make chocolates by herself on Valentine's Day. That was a customized plot that only appeared in light novels or daily youth romance dramas. So you have to make chocolates for him by yourself, and you must let him know that they are purely handmade and different from the chocolates in the store.

On Valentine's Day, many girls will give chocolates to handsome Ukyo. Do you think he will remember the commercial chocolates with new wrapping paper, or the ones made by a beautiful girl?

Ukyo showed his exorcist credentials.

The royal guards in front of the University of London saluted him and let him pass.

Arthur's voice came from the headset, "So you don't care about Valentine's Day at all?"

In front of Ukyo stood a familiar Victorian building, its red brick exterior gleaming with a warm glow in the sun. The building was surrounded by green trees, their branches covered in silver, and the temperature was much warmer than in Toyohashi.

"I just think that dealing with a big boss is more important than Valentine's Day. It's not that I don't care about Valentine's Day."

Arthur interrupted, "Did you tell Xingcai you were in London?"

"No."

Ukyo said, "I didn't tell anyone."

"Then why did you tell me?"

"Because you're an old asshole. If you tell them, they'll be upset. A 30-something middle-aged man's mental endurance must be greater than that of a high school student."

Arthur's voice paused...

"You really... think too highly of me."

Arthur said, "Don't underestimate the tears of a 30-year-old man! If you die, I will definitely be the one crying the loudest at your grave!"

Ukyo turned down the volume in his headset because after Arthur said this he suddenly started talking about how a 30-year-old man defines friendship. He thought that was noise because he was not yet 30 years old and friendship at 30 would naturally have to wait until after he turned 30 to be considered.

Secondly, he had already learned about Moritia from the students on campus.

He simply described the man's appearance to the student... a polite old gentleman with noticeable wrinkles on his face, dark gray pupils, deep-set eyes, and sparse gray hair. His cheeks were thin and his cheekbones were high. Add to that the fact that he taught mathematics, and he only needed to stop one student to find out his office.

There really is a person named Moritia here.

His name is Weilan Brick. He was a mathematics teacher who applied for the position two years ago. He has a lot of awards and degree certificates. After teaching graduate students for two months, he went to a higher-level place to supervise doctoral students.

Ukyo's first encounter with this super villain was in a "doctoral supervisor's office" that was as luxurious as the office used by American chief physicians.

The first monologue between the two when they met was:

"Is there anything you don't understand in the class just now?"

"Are you practicing Virgil's Subject One?"

Yes, this guy was actually playing Devil May Cry 5 on the projection screen in the middle of the office, using an external keyboard.

Are villains so boring in real life?

Before opening the door, Ukyo thought about the scene of his first encounter with this villain. For example... he might be quietly sipping English coffee in the sun, wearing gold-rimmed glasses and looking like a gentle beast. In short, it shouldn't be like this. The idiot Virgil on the screen jumped up and fell down. When Ukyo came in, he just witnessed him using the fast clone to cancel the backswing of the void sword realm, but failed. The combo was interrupted and the monster fell from the sky.

The key point of this subject one is that the monster must be kept flying in the sky and unable to move.

The "professor"'s operation was a bit rough. Ukyo found that his little finger always released the shift key. This was nothing. For most people, it would be considered a natural talent if they could succeed after practicing more than 20 times. He was obviously a beginner.

Moritia's gaze lingered on him for a moment, and then she showed a look of surprise.

"You don't seem to be among my students. Are you?"

"Never mind, it's not important. Do you know how to play the first part? Come and teach me!"

The professor was very hospitable. He stood up, gave him the keyboard, and said, "I'll get you some coffee."

He didn't know whether Moritia really didn't know him or was pretending not to know him.

After all, the two of them had never really met in Greater London.

But in the real world, Ukyo Tachibana is actually quite famous on the Internet.

But if Wayland Brick is someone who doesn't go online and doesn't pay attention to any supernatural news, then this lie of "not knowing himself" is flawless.

This guy behaved just like Sherlock Holmes in the book when he first came to see him at London University. There was nothing about him that looked like a criminal.

Arthur's tiny voice came from the headset, "He's obviously a beast! Just go for it! I don't believe he can still be so stubborn when he's about to die!"

Ukyo ignored the voice in the headphones and sat down on the carpet in front of the screen in the office, picking up the keyboard and rubbing it with his hands.

"I'll only hit you once, watch carefully."

After saying that, Ukyo tapped the keyboard, waking up the figure on the screen, Virgil.

How should I put it? Ever since he used the Yama Blade in the Demon Realm, he has made up for it by playing Devil May Cry 5. He used his spare time to complete Devil May Cry , watched a lot of second-dimensional videos, and even looked for the same jacket as Dante on the Internet, but he didn't buy it. Ming Fei was right, men will have a second-dimensional heart until they die, but in normal times, most people will hide their second-dimensional heart. Caesar will never understand this. There was no second-dimensional world in his childhood.

Virgil on the screen was wearing the windbreaker jacket that Ukyo liked very much, and he raised his hand to draw out the Yama Sword.

"S plus left mouse button to press upwards, this is the first move." Virgil on the screen stretched out his body and easily lifted the sickle brother in the training ground into the air. The professor holding two mugs did not react much. There was nothing special about this move, but there was an obvious pause in the movement of Ukyo's fingers tapping on the keyboard. He did not have the habit of tapping continuously like ordinary people for fear of hitting the wrong key. Instead, he was waiting for Virgil's upward movement on the screen to end.

Whether he is a master or a rookie can be seen at this moment.

Ukyo didn't say "Second move."

Because the subsequent combos are so fast, if your mouth tries to follow Virgil's movements to narrate, it will sound like rapp.

In short... his fingers began to dance across the keyboard and mouse, performing mid-air attacks, pausing, holding down, and releasing the left button to unleash a Dimensional Slash. The combo flowed like flowing water, and the professor couldn't help but exclaim, "It's truly exquisite!" Ukyo frowned slightly. Did the other person speak Chinese because he had a typical Asian face? Few people would use this "really" + [adjective idiom] expression; it sounded like reading an elementary school text.

"Here it's s+w+middle mouse button" Ukyo ignored his human-computer tone.

Virgil used the Void Blade Realm, and "Sickle Brother" seemed to be pulled by an invisible force and landed steadily on the blade.

"Use the X key to release a fast clone to cancel the backswing of the Void Blade, then use the W+left key to perform a swift dash. Remember, the clone cannot be released." Ukyo's voice was steady, and Virgil on the screen was like a dancer being directed, with every movement being just right.

As the combo progressed, from the splendor of May Rain to the release of Perfect Dimension Slash, and then to the agility of Instant Step, every step left the professor dazzled.

s+left click to perform dragon rise, followed by s+a+space to teleport, and then w+left click to perform moon kick.

Finally, Virgil stopped abruptly, Youjing held down the left mouse button to rise into the air, then single-clicked the left mouse button to make Starfall, then switched to Phantom Blade, releasing sword energy and May Rain, until the final sprint, S plus the left mouse button to sprint, May Rain fixed the monster and then followed up with the ultimate dimensional slash!

“It’s so beautiful!”

"Yes, but you can't learn it." Youjing threw the keyboard away, and the black keycaps scattered all over the floor.

"Friend, why are you suddenly so angry? You haven't even had your coffee yet." The professor handed over the coffee kindly.

Youjing gently raised his index finger, and a pillar of fire shot up into the sky, shattering the cup. This was his ultimate control over "Jun Yan", and the control method of "Hei Yan" was almost the same as Jun Yan. He could easily create a pillar of fire rising from the ground in a designated space, similar to the "Flame Pillar" in the magic book.

"In the game, Virgil is the hero who sealed the Demon Realm. You're researching Gvir because you're afraid your own London will be sealed as well. But unfortunately, I'm neither Virgil nor Dante. I don't know how to seal the Demon Realm. I'm better at solving the problem from the root!"

Through the pillar of fire, Ukyo saw that Moritia's arm had been melted into some kind of black muddy water. This was the same as Octopus's ability. He had obviously transformed himself with the human body alchemy!

"Isn't this what you saw in real-world animation?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Moritia slowly squatted down. His movements were actually very fast, but for some reason, the squatting and exerting force were even faster. He suddenly passed the Flame Pillar and aimed the broken pieces of the mug in his hand at Ukyo's dagger. Ukyo's movements were also very fast. He drew his gun at the first moment. This was a pure speed competition. Which was faster, the gun or the knife, within seven steps?

In a duel between top fighters, the faster one must be the latter. Moritia's starting speed is three times the speed of sound, while normal bullets are twice the speed of sound when leaving the muzzle. He can easily shake off the bullets with his speed, and can even see the bullets passing by his cheeks like a barrage of bullets!

But what if the other party does more than just shoot?

The speed at which the flames spurted out of the gun muzzle was almost equal to the speed at which he drew his knife.

Moritia didn't know where the familiar long sword in Ukyo's hand came from.

He had no idea that someone else was watching this duel from a distance. Arthur was furiously writing at his computer. Before the fight began, he said to Ukyo, "Since you all like playing Devil May Cry so much, I'll give you the Yama Blade. This will give me a chance to test whether I, the 'real author', can really control the situation. I heard you used the Yama Blade in the Demon Realm. To be honest, I don't believe it. If you can use the Dimension Slash, then I'll believe that it was you who really split the desert in the Demon Realm that day and sent the train back to reality!"

Because of these words, the battle started.

Desert Eagle point shot + Yama Sword upward slash!

Moritia was subject to the laws of physics and was not knocked away like the monsters, but he had already realized that there was something wrong with this move. After being hit by the first knife, he seemed to fall into a certain rhythm, and no matter how he moved his body, he could not get rid of this feeling. The next two knives seemed to be firmly locked on him!

I faintly heard a cough beside my ear.

Then came two unavoidable slashes of swords, which hit the left and right chests respectively. The space began to crack, and six consecutive flashes of azure nothingness appeared in the void!

He saw Ukyo's knife expanding in his pupils. His chest was pierced without warning, but he had long been transformed by the black mud. This wound was painless. The black mud had been shaped into a long blade! He ignored the pain and cut towards Ukyo's exposed throat!

These seemingly gorgeous slashes were flashy and superficial; none of them could incapacitate him, yet he aimed for the opponent's throat in his first strike! At such a close distance, he had no way to avoid it!

"——cu!" A blurry wall of fire suddenly rose up, blocking the view.

What about people?

Moritia stared intently at the wall of fire. He thought it was a sleight of hand used by Ukyo to blur the direction of the next attack, but he didn't expect that the opponent's next move would come from behind him.

Shunpo!

A perfect cut through the neck, and the black head rolled off the neck.

"I don't know how much you know about things in London."

Ukyo spoke up.

"Jack asked me for a cigarette before he was hanged, but I refused."

"The reason I'm going to show you Virgil's combo is because in my eyes, you're no different than that lowly pervert. Old Jack will never get the cigarette I gave him, and you'll never learn the combo I taught you."

The next moment, black flames surged from his body. The Yama Blade, which should have emitted a blue aura, instead radiated a deep crimson-black blaze, as if about to break free from the constraints of space! A dazzling blue light and a deafening spatial roar erupted simultaneously. Paper documents flew like snow in the office, shattering glass, and the surrounding air was turbulently twisted by the powerful dimensional sword slash!

Ultimate Dimension Slash!

Black mud fell like rain, covering the entire collapsed office.

Ukyo put away his sword. With the death of Moritia, the Yama Sword also lost its magic power. It briefly appeared in reality for a few seconds just to kill the super villain. If the super villain was dead, the power given by the original author would disappear immediately.

"That's really cool," Arthur's voice came through the headset. "That clip-on camera you Chinese influencers use is pretty clear. Can I upload the video? It'll definitely go viral!"