Are you worthy enough to listen to what I, Shura Armor, have to say?

Haotian: ???

Volume 104: Chapter : So you don’t know that I’m an expert in the field of love?

I am a master in the field of love, this is Aimu.

Haotian has never been so speechless in his life.

He had never heard of such a request before, and after thinking about it, he still couldn't understand what Su Shi's purpose was. He could only think that the other party's brain was damaged after being possessed by an inherently evil cosmic monster, so he slapped Su Shi unconscious and prepared to let Ryosuke help her check her brain.

Afterwards, he carried the unconscious Su Shi and ran to the location of Horii and Shinjo using standard human body waving techniques.

"Hello----"

The two people who were discussing something next to Pippa Tank saw Haotian and immediately showed happy expressions on their faces.

"That's great, Xiaotian, you're not dead!" Horii also waved happily, and Shinjo beside him did the same, saying auspicious words:

"Yes, yes, we are both worried about you. If anything happens to you, I will find a way to give you 200 yuan."

"Idiot, why are you so heartless?" Horii looked at Shinjo dissatisfiedly: "Considering our relationship, you should at least give him 500!"

"Thank you so much, damn."

Hearing what these two people said, Haotian unconsciously twitched the corner of his mouth: "You two are really good at talking."

"Oh, how can you be a member of the Victory Team if you don't know how to talk?" Xincheng laughed.

"Damn, is the Victory Team the Deyun Club's base?!" Haotian clenched his fists. This was no longer an ordinary defense team, he had to strike hard!

"Let's not talk about that anymore. Who is this girl on your shoulder...?"

"Oh, she's the girl who was possessed by the monster just now. The masked hero handed her over to me after he rescued me."

Haotian skillfully pushed all the blame that he couldn't explain onto his own suit.

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“I see, that’s it”

Everyone has long been accustomed to this kind of thing, so now Horii and Shinjo have accepted it very naturally.

"Oh, Xiaotian, since you're here, I want to ask you something." Horii looked at Haotian and said seriously, "What do you think of me and Miss Ezaki?"

"Who is Ms. Ezaki?"

"That's the girl in yellow who was with us yesterday."

"Byd, you two were talking about this when I was in danger of dying, right?"

"Uh..." Horii's funny fat face showed a somewhat embarrassed expression, and Shinjo answered confidently: "Anyway, the masked hero is here, he certainly won't watch you die."

There's an inexplicable feeling of being trusted and abandoned at the same time.

But speaking of the uncertainty of life and death, Haotian always felt that he seemed to have forgotten someone?

Who is coming?

At this time, Dagu was still floating in the water.

Forget it, let’s talk about more interesting topics about love!

The cause of the incident was that Horii and Ezaki sat together after relaxing. Horii didn't feel anything, but Shinjo could tell at a glance that this little girl, Chizuru Ezaki, had some kind of feelings for Horii.

Looking at the look in his eyes, if you don’t know, you would think it’s going to stick to you.

Then Shinjo asked about what Horii and Chizuru Ezaki had experienced today, and finally said with certainty that the girl liked you, you idiot, so go and confess to her.

But Horii had just been cheated by this scumbag not long ago, so he was unwilling to believe what he said now, so he didn't dare to go there no matter what.

This made Shinjo very anxious. A military strategist like him was both afraid that the relationship would really work out and afraid that it wouldn't. Seeing Horii like this made him extremely anxious.

"Oh, listen to me, just go up and kiss her, she can't stand it!"

"I don't believe it," Horii rolled his eyes. "At this point, do you think I'll still believe you? Besides, isn't Xiaotian much more reliable than you?"

"Him?" Xincheng glanced at Haotian, the straight man carrying a girl like a sack, and said unconvincedly, "Except for having a girlfriend, he has better experience than me in every way?!"

"I don't know, maybe I'm better than you in having a girlfriend." Haotian smiled and dealt real damage.

Xincheng, who has a handsome face but has been single for as long as he was born, was hit hard.

The New Town team member fell.

"But, actually, I think Miss Jiang Qi might be interested in you." Hao Tian touched his chin and analyzed: "Look, Miss Jiang Qi has already told you about her father. Why did she only tell you about her father and not others?"

Horii: “That makes sense!”

How on earth does that make sense?! There was no one else at the Space Development Center besides you two!

Xin Cheng looked at the two subordinates Chu Nan, thinking that the game he had finally won might be ruined, so he couldn't help but say: "Right, so Horii, you should confess as soon as possible!"

"Hey, Shinjo, shut up. We're talking about something very important." Horii waved his hand impatiently. "Anyway, I'm definitely not going to listen to you. You've fooled me so badly before!"

At this moment, Xincheng finally understood the feelings of the child in the fable called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".

Knowing that Horii was definitely not going to listen to him anymore, Xincheng could only look at Haotian with anticipation, hoping that he would say something that would make Horii confess directly.

If you can win the game with just one A, don’t give it away!

"If you ask me, don't confess!"

Xincheng:? ? ?

Facing Shinjo's completely incomprehensible expression, Haotian said seriously, "Horui, you know, based on my rich experience in relationships, confessing your feelings when you two haven't even started dating is often a recipe for failure. Furthermore, whether it's me or my son (Ryosuke), based on our success stories, we didn't confess first, but relied on actions to succeed!"

"Oh, oh, oh. I don't know what you're talking about, but you sound much more reliable than Shinjo with your many words!" Horii clenched his fists excitedly. "Then, Master, what should I do?"

"Here," Haotian prescribed: "Just go up and ask her if she's hungry. If she is, just treat her to a meal... What's your favorite food?"

"Okonomiyaki!" Horii replied.

"Great, just go treat her to okonomiyaki, you'll definitely win!"

"Yoshi, as expected of Xiaotian, this plan sounds reliable!"

It’s not reliable at all!

Shinjo couldn't help but complain, "Who would take a girl out for okonomiyaki? Can you two wake up?!"

"Shut up if you don't have a girlfriend!"

"Shut up you lying bastard!"

Being stuck between two signs that said "Single" and "Scammer," Xin Cheng squatted in the corner feeling aggrieved, drawing circles and muttering to himself:

"You two idiots, wait a minute, if that girl rejects Horii, I'll see what you'll do."

To put it bluntly, Okonomiyaki is a roadside stall similar to a rotating hot pot restaurant. What kind of good guy would confess his love to a girl in a roadside rotating hot pot restaurant?

What's more, Chizuru Ezaki is very pretty, and her father was a backbone of the former Space Observation Center. With her conditions, she can have any man she wants. Why does she have to choose a straight, fat science and engineering man?

And it’s at an Okonomiyaki restaurant! ?

No, if this could still succeed, there would be only one possibility, that is, they were all living in Horii's fantasy or Horii really developed the charming drug, and it was just the fantasy of the science and engineering student Chu Nan.

If he succeeds, he will eat up this underground Pippa Tank!

"Chirp~"

Chizuru kissed Horii lightly on the cheek and replied blushingly: "We'll meet this weekend afternoon, okay?"

With that, the girl walked back to her home with a cheerful pace, leaving behind the still somewhat confused Horii and the seemingly petrified Shinjo.

No, this is also possible?!

Shinjo slapped himself hard in the face. Feeling the burning pain, he was sure he wasn't dreaming. He then rushed over to Horii and asked, "Horibii, when did you make the charming potion? Can you share some with me?"

But when he got over there, he found that Horii was even more confused than him, and he was touching the place where he was kissed with a silly smile on his face.

WOC, Horii didn't learn the custom mode from General↑Jun↓ but typed it out purely by hand?

impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Xincheng turned to look at Haotian on the spot, because although the theory he just said was a bit unreliable, it seemed that Horii did succeed by following his method.

At this moment, Haotian had already placed Su Shi in the Pippa tank, standing with his hands behind his back in a very impressive manner. Although Horii's success could not be said to be closely related to him, or could only be said to have no connection with him at all, he was still very confident that this should be his own credit.

So, Haotian said to Xincheng with a proud look on his face: "I told you a long time ago that I am a god in the field of love."

What? A master in the field of love!?

Seeing his confidence, Xincheng subconsciously thought that this should be the other party's credit.

It’s like even though the monster was solved by Mr. Saitama, but because of King’s confident aura standing there, everyone will definitely think that the monster was solved by King.

This is what it means when you go out, your identity is given by yourself. The more confident you are, the greater your contribution will be.

So now Xincheng is very sure that all of this is Haotian's credit.

So he rushed to Haotian without hesitation, and said with tears in his eyes: "Master! Please teach me some real skills! Quack! I also want to fall in love with my teeth!!!"

"No hurry, no hurry," Haotian said proudly, stroking his non-existent beard. "As long as the time is right, you will naturally be able to talk about it, but before that, you may need to brush up on some theoretical knowledge."

"Elbow, I'll talk to you when I get back."

"Master Xiaotian, I respect and love you!"

Feeling that he might have a chance of finding his life as a single, Xin Cheng cheered and returned to the tank with Xiao Tian. He drove the Pippa tank and brought Horii, Hao Tian, ​​and the three wounded soldiers, Su Shi, Bad Brain, and Mao Chong, back to the base.

However, when they returned, the trio thought they seemed to have forgotten something.

What is it? How strange.

Forget it, it’s not a big deal if I can forget it anyway!

Just like that, the three of them happily ignored the floating Dagu and returned to the headquarters.

Afterwards, poor Mr. Yuan Dagu soaked in the icy river water for a day and a night before he was discovered and rescued by a resident living downstream.

According to him, if he soaked for a while longer, he would probably become a prisoner.

By then, Haotian will be squatting by the river, admiring his wisdom and courage, while Lina will slap and curse at his corpse.

Daiko: So am I a human? Am I a human?!

........................

Mefilas has been very quiet lately.

It was so quiet that Haotian almost forgot about this person.

It wasn't until today when Mefilas's wish website suddenly announced that it would be shut down for maintenance for a period of time that Haotian finally remembered that there was such a person on Earth.

The official statement of Mefilas is that it was attacked by unknown hackers and therefore needs maintenance.

It sounds like grass has grown out of nowhere. Where on earth can someone come up with a natural internet saint to hack into his website?

Ye Rui: A woman from the countryside.

However, although this statement sounds crude, no one can find fault with it. After all, he is the only one who maintains the website. He can stop and rest for a while or simply stop it at any time, and no one can say anything.

But Haotian was still alert and smelled a strange smell from this incident.

He always felt that an old acquaintance might be coming back.

Earth, the Mefilas's hut.

The old man transformed by Mefilas sat opposite a group of people in black robes.

The black-robed person at the head was a woman, and one could tell at a glance that she was the boss here. She said, "Mefilas, we have no intention of becoming your enemy."

"Really? But this injury doesn't seem to indicate that."

Mefilas glanced at the other person, revealing the scar on one of his arms. Although he was alone, he did not show any fear.

"It's true that the wound was caused by our surprise attack, but that doesn't seem like a reason to start a war, right?" the black-robed woman asked. "My clan has been waiting for Earth's [Adulthood] since 3000 million years ago, and yet you wanted to intervene before we could. Such a small price to pay is a small one, isn't it?"

"I know. Otherwise, do you think you can walk back alive with your mediocre skills?" Mefilas said calmly. There seemed to be someone behind the female black-robed man who wanted to get angry, but she immediately held him down.

"I've already paid the price for cutting in line, why are you still doing this while I'm still here? I need an explanation."

"This level of price is only enough to keep this planet for you until now, and we can't wait any longer. If we delay any longer, the Nagas and the dark races will arrive, and we won't have time to deal with them."

The black-robed woman said, "The Black Man is about to awaken. The only way for humans on this planet to survive is to follow our great Kyrieloid people and leave. There is no other way."

"...Is that thing about to wake up?" Mefilas sighed and stopped trying to stop it. Instead, he gave in, a rare relent: "I understand. I'll withdraw for now. I won't help either of you. Is that okay?"