Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Lou Yue looked at her.

You are driving, right?

Lou Yue really wanted to protest and shifted the topic to the previous Alchemy Witch.

After all, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist.

However, Jiang Xixi and Vivian seemed to be completely addicted, and they talked about the digestion of these tavern witches again.

Lou Yue wanted to cover her ears and refuse to listen, but she couldn't.

Lou Yue was completely numb, so she just gave up.

"You can be black, but we stand upright and walk straight!"

She said this nonchalantly.

But her cheeks were puffed up like a pufferfish, and the witch could tell at a glance that she was angry.

But the witches just like the feeling of dancing in a minefield.

Teasing Lou Yue, Lou Yue was so angry that she started to yell.

I really want to use my magic power to severely punish these witches!

However, Lou Yue just puffed up her cheeks and racked her brains to come up with jokes about them. There were a lot of them in the newspapers, but she couldn't bring herself to tell them. After all, most of them were about obscene things.

Miss Lou Yue could only endure all kinds of jokes with great grievance.

Even so, the witches were very measured. After all, they were all old perverts.

Who can deceive whom?

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After the tea party, I agreed with Bingxue Qing on the time for the next duel.

Lou Yuecai left Bingxueqing's sky island and yawned while sitting on the deer cart.

After all, he had been through a complicated battle for several days. Moreover, he had been talking with other witches for such a long time that it was understandable that his body was straining.

Lou Yue rushed into the house like a zombie and entered the nest through the portal.

Throwing herself down hard on the quilt, she muttered, "I'm so tired."

It was really painful to choose between several legendary witches. After all, all the witches were weird.

Has all kinds of quirks.

There was a witch who hated the smiles of other witches, so she made a pair of glasses that could block out the smiles of all witches.

This is an extremely good invention, but the witch who used it is too shameless.

A witch created a new spell based on the runes in the magic circle.

It's called automatic undressing.

But, the witch who just created the eyes.

After proudly showing off in the circle of friends, he prepared to go to the street to experiment thoroughly.

However, he was randomly arrested by the law enforcement team.

Moreover, when the law enforcement team heard that these glasses could see through clothes, they glared at the witch fiercely.

It's so obscene!

Some of the witches couldn't accept it.

So, this kind of glasses was lost.

And the magic spells released by those law enforcement agencies are really stripping spells.

But, it really is stripping.

You can remove any armor from a unit, but only one piece at a time.

This change instantly made the spell famous among the anxiously awaited witches. Furthermore, this spell was often seen on the playing field.

After all, it is really useful!

After all, there really are bad guys who go to the battlefield wearing armor weighing hundreds of tons!

Lou Yue felt guilty about this rumor.

We are really not such insidious and cunning guys!

Maintaining the atmosphere and relationships among several legendary witches was so difficult that Lou Yue scratched her hair and couldn't help but complain, "I'm the youngest, so I get bullied the most."

If any other witch said such words, she would definitely be severely scolded.

But Lou Yue is so cute, she will be forgiven for saying such things.

The privilege of beautiful girls! get√.

Rolling around in the bed, Lou Yue closed his eyes and wanted to sleep.

But, it was only for a moment.

Lou Yue opened her eyes and cried out in grief, "Bad!

Even like all witches, the more sleepy they are, the more they want someone to teach them.

After lying in bed, I couldn't count the number of sleeps. I could only stare with my eyes wide open, doubting whether I had ever felt sleepy before.

Some witches cast a spell on themselves, while others choose to hit themselves with a stick.

Lou Yue looked at his magic list and then at his wand.

I always feel that it would be better to give myself a spell!

Not being able to sleep is a small matter, but hitting your head is a big deal!

I finally got ready for bed.

However, the ticking voices and phone calls in the magic network made Lou Yue a little irritated.

Sister, do you know it's very late now! Do you know that if I don't get enough sleep, I will be completely exhausted. I still have to go to work tomorrow!

Lou Yue opened the magic net and flipped it casually.

It turned out to be from Vivian.

Vivian: Are you asleep?

Lou Yue stared: "I just wasted several hours before I was finally able to sleep. But you interrupted me. Do you think I slept?"

There was a strong hint of complaint in Lou Yue's tone.

He looked unwelcome.

Vivian: You're not working, so why worry about missing a few hours of sleep?

Lou Yue:... I'm just a failed tavern witch, so I can only get up early.

Rely on hard work to turn the tables.

Weiweian silently typed a line of ellipsis before saying, "You? Fail? If you fail, how will the other witches feel?"

Leave

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Chapter 556: How to Resolve Awkward Date Situations with Friends [4k]

"So, what's going on with Miss Vivian?"

Lou Yue was very unhappy.

Vivian: "Would you like to get together again in a few days? Just the two of us."

A date? This is definitely a date, right?

Am I experiencing one of the ten most embarrassing scenes for a witch?

Lou Yue puffed up his face.

The most embarrassing scenes for the witch include: she got an upset stomach when she met her parents for her engagement, and she met the dog who had pursued her in the past when she was working part-time at the Heart to Heart Little Witch Club.

When I was generating electricity in bed, I was discovered by my parents.

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The tenth one is that your friend suddenly invites you out on a date.

Should I refuse or not?

If I refuse, then we won’t even be friends anymore, right?

But if you don’t refuse, you will suffer!

Lou Yue muttered to herself, as a bar hostess.

How could such a thing be difficult for me?

She complained, "Sister, you're dating a bar girl so late at night. I suspect you have bad intentions."

That’s right, the best way is to kick the ball back.

As long as the bomb doesn't explode in your hands, it's just a tin ball.

Vivian: "Sister, you are a little too self-conscious."

Lou Yue: Oh, oh. If your men or reporters saw this, it would be bad for my reputation. I want to become the city lord based on my own strength.

If you say that I got to the top because you took advantage of me, it would be harmful to my reputation.

Vivian:...

Drop drop-

Lou Yue's communication started to ring, and Lou Yue opened it in confusion.

It's Vivian.

She clicked the communication button in confusion.

Then Vivian's big head jumped out.

She gritted her teeth and said, "Sister? You have a bad reputation? If I take advantage of you, my reputation will explode, okay!"

Lou Yue smiled and waved her hands: "Oh, oh. My dear sister, there is no need to hide it like this. I am such a cute little witch, and I am also the most popular one. Other witches will only envy and hate you."

Weiwei rolled her eyes. "My dear sister, you're such a fool. Do you think I'd take advantage of you? You're being a little too self-indulgent. You're worried about me. You might as well worry about whether Jiang Xixi will trick you out and rape you one day."

Lou Yue covered her mouth and said, "Sister, you sound like a scumbag. Only scumbags would always boast about their safety."

"Then I foolishly tricked the innocent little witch into the hotel."

Vivian rolled her eyes and said unhappily, "So, are you coming or not?"

Lou Yue raised her hands high: "If there are free food and desserts, I will go!"

Vivian looked at the little witch's body and said viciously, "Eat, eat, eat! I'm starting to wonder where all the nutrients you're eating are going. Be careful or you'll end up with a huge belly."

"Hehe." Lou Yue stood up and turned her body gently.

The hem of her skirt also fluttered: "My waist is still slender and can be held in one hand. Besides, the nutrients are growing well in the right places."

She was proud.

Vivian mercilessly complained, "On your butt, it's completely useless. It only affects your agility. On your chest, at least it can serve as front armor to block attacks. So, my dear sister, all these things on you are still useless encumbrances."

Lou Yue puffed up her cheeks and said, "Bye, I'm going to sleep."

As she spoke, she rolled over on the bed, with the hems of her skirt folded up.

The thighs wrapped in white stockings are faintly visible.

Lou Yue rolled around for a while, then turned to look at her again: "Sister, why are you silent?"

I'm waiting to see when your skirt will be lifted up. Can I tell you this?

Vivian said nonchalantly, "I'm just waiting for your answer, so are you going or not?"