Something is wrong with Miss Witch

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She snapped, very quickly.

She just jumped up from the ground and looked at Vivian with a puffed face.

Vivian took a few steps back. "Don't come over here, Yuebao! I don't have any elastic armor on my chest. If you put it on, my ribs will break!"

"If you're going to bump into someone, just bump into Miss Jiang Xixi."

Vivian was very skilled at shifting the blame and threw it onto Jiang Xixi.

Jiang Xixi looked at Vivian angrily.

"You actually betrayed me!"

"Aren't you just there to be betrayed?" Vivian put her hands on her hips, looking righteous.

Jiang Xixi bit her lip, wishing she could ram her head into Vivian's body and completely crush her.

Jiang Xixi seemed to have sensed this gaze as well, and immediately covered her chest with her hands vigilantly.

Lou Yue finally reacted. She sat beside the table and drank tea slowly.

"Haha, sisters, you really do like drinking tea."

"Ha." Cynthia was a little embarrassed, but she quickly thought of a perfect excuse.

"Look, they were all the former rulers of the witch world, right? I'm just a small secretary, my status is different. You want me to organize it, sorry, I can't do it."

Lou Yue kicked Cynthia hard, causing her eyes to twitch instantly and she looked in great pain.

The little witch rolled her eyes and thought that these guys' acting skills were much better than hers.

"I only kicked you, and I didn't use much force!"

"Why are you pretending to be in so much pain? You know my skin is very sensitive, right? I can't take a strong kick at all."

Only then did Cynthia suppress her painful expression as if she had hit her little toe.

She drank a cup of tea and said with a smile, "Miss Lou Yue, that headbutt was really good. Next time you compete, if you encounter those particularly gifted witches, just use this headbutt vigorously. It can turn those convex parts into concave ones."

"Then I guess I'm going to be hunted down." Lou Yue rolled his eyes, thinking that all of Cynthia's ideas were stupid.

Cynthia just laughed and didn't care at all.

After a while, Vivian and Jiang Xixi reluctantly sat down at the table.

They kept kicking each other with their feet, but they still looked calm on their faces.

Lou Yue deliberately asked: "Ms. Jiang Xixi, the table seems to be shaking."

Jiang Xixi gritted her teeth and said, "It's just a normal phenomenon on Sky Island."

After a while, she asked again: "Ms. Vivian, the tea in front of you has spilled."

Vivian also pursed her lips with an unpleasant expression: "I just blew it over, it's nothing serious."

The clanging sound of the table was enough to prove that they were attacking each other fiercely under the table.

Chapter 555: How do you embarrass the other witches? [4k]

"Ladies, you act like little witches."

Lou Yue put his hands on the table and spoke angrily.

To set up a trap and expose the negative information!

Expose the black material!

The perfect configuration is for you guys to fight and for us to just sit there and watch the show.

Otherwise, do you think we are holding this tea party because the cookies here are delicious?

You guys are all kicking things under the table, how can we eat melons?

Lou Yue was very angry.

Very unhappy!

Vivian and Jiang Xixi also stopped their actions.

Weiwei glanced at Jiang Xixi with disdain: "Look, you are just like a child."

Jiang Xixi's eyes twitched, and she wanted to retort immediately.

Lou Yue, Cynthia and Bingxue Qing all had sparkling eyes.

Blow her! Blow her!

Jiang Xixi forced herself to suppress her anger, looked at the witches, and snorted coldly.

Lou Yue was extremely disappointed.

Vivian was also very confused that Jiang Xixi was able to control her anger.

She complained, "If you had been more broad-minded and joined forces with me during the Third Witch War, like you are now, we wouldn't have been kicked out now."

"Haha." Jiang Xixi sneered: "I would rather you be kicked off the stage with me."

"Haha, this is your shortcoming. It harms others and does not benefit yourself!" Vivian shook her head and sighed.

Jiang Xixi ignored Vivian's words. Instead, she squinted her eyes and looked at Lou Yue: "Were you happy watching it just now, Miss Lou Yue?"

The other witches were clearly watching, but why were they only looking at me? Do they think I'm easy to pick on?

Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks and supported his chin with his palm.

She said, "Ms. Jiang Xixi, turning your face to the side in front of the legendary witch would be considered impolite. So, I am strictly following social etiquette."

Jiang Xixi complained: "Where is the social etiquette here! Is it possible that the legendary witch made a fool of herself, and you still have to watch stupidly?"

"Of course it's this book~" Lou Yue took out a book called "Etiquette Encyclopedia Even a Witch Hunter Can Understand~!"

Cynthia covered her face, trying very hard to pretend that she didn't know Lou Yue.

Vivian also smiled and pursed her lips: "Kaka, Yuebao. Do you know who this kind of book is for?"

"Of course it's for witches who don't know etiquette." Lou Yue replied.

Jiang Xixi scoffed, "Books like these, which can be understood even with xx, are usually for xx to read."

"Like your book, it's meant for witch hunters. Therefore, the etiquette inside is very simple. But most of it is not suitable for normal witches to use."

Lou Yue wondered, "Really? I saw a book before, titled 'A Guide to Love Even a Monkey Can Understand'."

The witches all burst into laughter. "Because the Hunter Witch and the Alchemist Witch are worse than monkeys when it comes to love. And if the title mentioned the Hunter Witch and the Alchemist Witch, it would be too deliberate and too long. That's why I used the monkey as a metaphor."

"Hey, are you insulting the Alchemy Witch?" Lou Yuexu looked at them and said, "My friend is an Alchemy Witch. I am also an Alchemy Witch."

Weiweian looked at Lou Yue and said, "Kaka, Yuebao, you were laughing in your heart just now, right?"

Lou Yue argued cunningly: "When an alchemist witch laughs at another alchemist witch, that's not an insult, it's self-mockery. It's humor!"

Jiang Xixi rolled her eyes: "Miss Lou Yue, I think it's better for you to get rid of the Alchemist Witch profession. Otherwise, I think you will be assimilated by the Alchemist Witch."

"Yuebao is still in the tavern, so he probably wasn't assimilated by the Alchemy Witch." Cynthia said with a smile.

The other witches all agreed very much.

A witch will never give up the opportunity to make money. As long as she is in the tavern and still wants to make money, she will never become like the Alchemy Witch.

"If all the alchemy witches go to the tavern for further training, perhaps it will change their bad personalities."

Cynthia said, "Perhaps, the marriage market for Alchemy Witches has significantly improved."

Lou Yue laughed out loud: "Do you think there are witches who like the type of witch called the Alchemist Witch?"

"If you enter the tavern, you might have to pay to work."

Several witches burst into laughter, looking extremely happy.

"That's too mean." Vivian pursed her lips. "Next time, I'll tell this joke to Isaac."

Vivian smiled and waved her fist fiercely: "Let her hold me back on the Scarlet Gold thing!"

Lou Yue immediately straightened his back.

Sisters, don’t wow!

She looked at Vivian pitifully, while Vivian smiled secretly.

Lou Yue could only puff up her face unhappily.

After a few more jokes about the Alchemist Witch, the topic turned to the Civil Servant Witch.

However, there are so many jokes about civil servant witches.

It's a joke for a member of parliament!

Jiang Xixi and Vivian were both constantly throwing away their baggage.

It really is the advantage of being older.

I have heard a lot of jokes over the years.

This little witch of mine can't compare to her at all, absolutely not.

Lou Yue laughed.

Jiang Xixi's expression suddenly turned serious. "Ms. Vivian, do you know the difference between the Heart to Heart Little Witch Club and the tavern?"

Weiwei also cooperated with a puzzled look on her face: "Ms. Jiang Xixi, isn't it obvious? One can have a heart-to-heart connection, and the other can only drink."

"Wow, you're right. That's really the difference." Jiang Xixi was stunned. "But do you know where we can connect heart to heart?"

"Is there any answer to this? Of course, you can have a heart-to-heart in the Heart-to-Heart Club."

"You're wrong, Miss Vivian. It's clearly the witch from the tavern who's at Heart to Heart!"

"Huh~ How do you say that?"

"Because the witches in the tavern are all very concerned about the moods of the customers. In order to provide the best service, they have to enlighten the customers, please them, and even turn their unhappiness into happiness. Isn't this a heart-to-heart connection?"

"Oh, that's true. We should just call that tavern the Heart to Heart Tavern. But, didn't you say that one is drinking, the other is heart to heart?"

"Of course!"

"Well, the tavern is full of hearts. Where can we go to drink?"

"Of course it's in the Little Witch Heart to Heart Club."

"Oh, what kind of statement is this?"

"You're old-fashioned, I can tell." Jiang Xixi said, "It's all because of Liuxia. They say a cup of Liuxia lasts an hour, a bottle of Liuxia lasts a night. Choosing Liuxia means winning the night."

"The amount of flowing mist that the witches drink every day is enough to fill up a lake!"

"so much?"

"Of course not. As the saying goes, willpower cannot defeat instinct, and instinct cannot defeat technology." Jiang Xixi shook her head: "Once Liuxia appears, who can compete with her?"

"Isn't this medicine?"

"You can't say that. This Liuxia has contributed to the peace of the witch world."

"Oh, what kind of statement is that?"

"Because life is peaceful at night, the rest of the time will be peaceful."

“That’s true!”

"And they've even increased the price of healing spells!"

"Oh, I understand. The witches nowadays are in such poor physical condition! They need serious training."

The two witches sang in unison, almost making Lou Yue cover her face.

Stop it, stop it.

If I say more, I will collapse.

Lou Yue looked at the two evil-minded guys angrily.

Cynthia was already laughing, but she was trying hard to hold back her laughter: "Maybe it would be better to change it to Heart to Heart Tavern!"