After Boqi moved into my closet, the quiet life is gone forever

"Even though I'm human, I have good taste. I'll give you a chance to pay tribute~~ Give me 3 and I'll give you a strand of your hair as a souvenir, hahahaha."

Listening to Sandwich Sauce's shameless request, Brother Liu probably knew why Chaoyang often punched and kicked her.

And Chaoyang continued to ask,

"What color are your hair and eyes?"

"Aren't you color blind? Your hair is blonde and your eyes are blue?"

"Don't you think it's weird to look at the lower half of my body?"

"Lower body? We're all brothers, and a friend's wife shouldn't be bullied! Who do you think I am?... That, that... is just slender beautiful legs... If you didn't open your mouth, it would be perfect."

11. I have told you many times not to set up automatic login!

The lecture was in progress when Sandwich, who was sitting to the right of Chaoyang, fell asleep 2 minutes into the class. His saliva had soaked the table. However, there were many people sleeping in the back, and university professors generally didn't care about such things.

At this time, the international student friend sitting on the left suddenly poked Chaoyang with his elbow.

"What's the matter?"

Chaoyang asked in a low voice

"Brother, I need your help with something. As you know, I work for a dispatch agency. This time, I've accepted a job handing out flyers on the street in a doll costume for the Sunday after next. But suddenly, another friend asked me to help him move that day. He's helped me before and I owe him a favor, so I felt embarrassed to refuse. But I've already accepted the job at the dispatch agency, and they confirmed twice beforehand whether I could come.

I'd be embarrassed to say I can't go now. More seriously, if I don't go without permission, what if people become prejudiced against Chinese people and stop finding jobs for Chinese students? So, please go and fill in for me. It's 10,000 yuan a day, paid in cash on the spot, and it doesn't count as part-time work, so I don't have to pay taxes.

Chaoyang replied without even raising his eyelids while taking notes.

"You're overthinking it. There are plenty of Japanese people who refuse to work without permission. We've seen this happen a lot. You're making a big deal out of it."

"So you mean you won't help me?"

"I didn't say that, I just said you were dramatic!"

"Haha, why don't you just say you accept it? I'll send you the address and contact information via WeChat when the time comes. Thanks~"

After finishing the discussion, my mind returned to the class. As Sandwich was sleeping soundly, the bell for the end of get out of class rang not long after.

After finishing my university classes and saying goodbye to my friends, I pulled up Sandwich, who was sleeping soundly next to me, and started my journey home.

Walking on the crowd again, Chaoyang saw that everyone was still indifferent to the sandwich sauce and complained casually

"Even in the anime, everyone seems to be able to see your tail... Can't we take the worldview of comedy anime too seriously? And you're not even recognized as an anime character, even though Pochi would be instantly recognized just by walking down the street."

Sandwich Sauce grinned evilly and said

"Because she's just a casual woman, of course she can be recognized easily. Hehe, since you're so short of money, why not let her go out and make money for you? Since she's so popular, I guess those otakus are willing to spend hundreds of thousands to be with her. Hehehe~ Then we'll split it 50-50... woooooooooooooooo"

Still perfectly displaying the nature of Xie Xie.

Chaoyang grabbed her mouth without any hesitation, twisted it 360 degrees, and then stretched it to form a beautiful knot.

"As expected of a comedic character, I just wanted to give it a try, but I didn't expect your mouth to be as rubbery as rubber. Did you eat the Gum-Gum Fruit too? How about sending you to the circus to perform~"

Chaoyang laughed in a pretentious manner.

While the sandwich sauce was untangling his mouth, Chaoyang enjoyed a rare moment of quiet.

"I don't know how to get you home... What if you don't go home at all? You won't have to follow me forever, right? It's not impossible for Pochi... You... Hey."

Chaoyang's sigh only angered Sandwich, and his lips instantly returned to their original shape.

Road

"How can that pink-haired bitch compare to me!?"

"You? There aren't even many people on Pornhub who draw erotic pictures of you. You don't really think you're cute, do you?..."

As he spoke, Chaoyang looked at Sandwich's face, wanting to say against his will that she was not cute at all, but as long as she didn't open her mouth, she was a beauty no matter how you looked at her.

"Okay, it's cute, but I don't find you arousing at all. The proof is that even without clothes on, I don't feel any desire at all!"

"Haha, it's obviously because you're impotent! You didn't do it with that pink-haired bitch when I was away, right? That pink-haired bitch is so weak, she definitely wouldn't refuse if you forced her. It's because you can't use your vagina, haha, you're actually a eunuch!"

"If you weren't a snake down there, I'd open your eyes."

"(ˉ▽￣~) Cut~~"

Before they knew it, the two of them had returned home.

However, Chaoyang did not stop. He took the takeaway and power bank and went out to start working. After all, the conditions at home did not allow him to stop.

"Sandwich sauce, please cook for Pochi. I'll give you 1000 yen and you can buy some vegetables for dinner. If I come back and ask Pochi if she hasn't eaten, I'll make snake meat hot pot for her. Do you understand?"

Chaoyang was full of murderous intent when he said this, which shocked Sandwich, who had dared to argue with Chaoyang just now, and he quickly nodded and replied that he understood.

"Ming, I understand."

But when Chaoyang turned around, he immediately stuck out his tongue and made a face.

Unexpectedly, Chaoyang suddenly came back and faced Sandwich Sauce who was making a face.

"Man, I'm just doing facial gymnastics, don't get me wrong."

After saying that, Sandwich Sauce whistled guiltily and glanced sideways.

Chaoyang couldn't possibly punish her for something like this, so he chuckled.

"You should be smarter. Either mock me openly in front of me, or curse me where I can't see. Doing bad things secretly and getting caught is the stupidest thing to do. You should learn your lesson after being killed by Lily Ling so many times. I feel a little sorry for you."

"I want you to take care of it!"

"Okay, I'm leaving now. I'll leave the house to you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of a door closing was heard, and the entrance was empty.

"Really? It's easy to talk without any pain in your waist. If you have the guts, go live with Lily Ling!"

After complaining to the door, Sandwich Sauce crawled back into the room.

"Come to think of it, he just said that Pornhub doesn't have any pornographic pictures of me? What is Pornhub... I want to see."

Inside the house, Pochi was sitting at the table, playing the guitar with headphones on.

[Yo, I'm completely familiar with the song now. I'll play it for Chaoyang later, and maybe scare them when I practice with Ayaka-chan, hehe~~]

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Just as Pochi's dream was about to begin, he suddenly felt someone pushing him hard.

"You're in the way, get out of my way!"

After being pushed hard, Pochi lay on the ground and looked back. It was his roommate Sandwich.

"pain…"

Pochi suddenly felt wronged and wanted to cry.

"Hey, hey, the Chinese are not here, so it's no use crying. Oh, and if he comes back and you dare to tell him about it, he will eat you alive."

Pochi was so scared that he quickly covered his mouth and had to hold back his tears.

After Sandwich Sauce finished threatening, he searched for the P station mentioned by Chaoyang on Google.

As soon as I finished typing, the pixiv search prompt popped up.

"Hmm? Is this the website... Wow, why are there so many pornographic pictures? The account is automatically logged in. Is this a Chinese account?"

Sandwich Sauce smiled lasciviously.

"Hey, now we know his XP~~. Hey, pink-haired bitch, do you want to come over and admire that Chinese guy's XP?"

"No, not anymore."

Even as Pochi said this, he involuntarily leaned forward.

"First, switch the language to Japanese... Then, yes, I found and clicked on Bookmark. This is the picture collection of that guy... Huh? Yuri Suzu's dirty pictures? Why are there also dirty pictures of those angels!? It's strange, why are there only my pictures missing? You actually like those ugly girls and don't even look at me?"

Although Pochi blushed terribly, he still leaned forward.

[Ah… There's no one for me either. Are you really not interested in me? Hey, there's actually Nijiga-chan? And, and Kita-chan… They can actually do something like this, wow wow wow wow.]

Pochi couldn't bear it any longer and ran back to the closet under the bedding, trying to calm down, but his mind was already full of the obscene pictures of his bandmates being violently beaten by Hongru.

"This guy...could it be that he really used some means to summon us here as Starfury, but he didn't attack us because he had the wrong target? He wanted to attack other people in our work?"

Sandwich Sauce has a high tolerance for erotic pictures, and is stroking his chin as he makes inferences.

12. Late night meeting!

"Sorry to have kept you waiting. Here is your order."

As the door in front of him closed, Chaoyang completed today's delivery task and received a bonus of 2000 yen. In addition to the original profit of 3 yen per order, he also earned over 400 yuan today.

But it was a bicycle after all, and my legs were a little numb from riding it, and it was already past midnight.

"Ah, speaking of which, the salary has already been paid."

I took out my phone and checked the Mitsui Bank app. The amount displayed on it increased by 0 yuan after midnight.

"Getting paid once a week is really good. It's hard to save, but at least it's enough for emergencies. ... Let's go to the convenience store and buy them some snacks... I've really been treating them a little unfairly lately. ... No, I'm the one who supports them, and they don't give me anything. I don't owe them anything, so why should I be so mean?"

Chaoyang, who was caught in a one-man show, even complained about his own behavior, but despite complaining, he finally went to the convenience store to buy some snacks and took them back.

"I am back!"

"Ah! The pervert is back!!!"

Suddenly, strange cries of Sandwich Sauce were heard from the house. Chaoyang was used to it. After all, even the harmless Pochi was given nicknames by her. He was not liked by her in the first place, so it was normal for him to be called that.

Walking into the house, Sandwich Sauce directly hits her in the face with a laptop!

"Pervert, you were right all along. We had other plans. You actually used some magic to summon us from your own world, right? It's just that you summoned us incorrectly. Your real target is another character!"

"Aha?"

Chaoyang's brain short-circuited instantly, and he wondered if it was a problem with his Japanese and that he had misunderstood the meaning.

When his eyes shifted to the computer screen, his expression was instantly eclipsed.

"You, you, you guys! What's wrong with you? Why are you checking my favorites page when you have nothing better to do?!"

"Roar! Pink-haired guy, this guy is getting anxious!"

In the corner of the house, Pochi was sitting there with a blushing face, rubbing his hands embarrassedly, not knowing how to respond.

Chaoyang had already snatched the notebook from Sandwich's hand and angrily threw the things he bought from the convenience store at her face.

Sandwich Sauce's face was directly hit by something and sunken in.

Chaoyang quickly logged out of his account, deleted his browsing history, and then angrily rebuked her righteously.

"I'm just a normal guy. What's wrong with collecting some pornographic pictures?! Don't be so imaginative. Your works are all popular anime. Isn't it normal for me to collect a few of their drawings? Can you please stop being so impulsive? You've led Pochi astray!"

But Sandwich looked unconvinced, but Chaoyang had no intention of convincing her, his main purpose was to tell Pochi.

After a struggle in her heart, Pochi realized that Chaoyang had always treated her with respect, and was not a perverted and cruel man as Sandwich had spread rumors.

[Okay, that makes sense... But... why, why, I'm the protagonist... but I only have Nijiga and Kita-chan in my collection... Am I still unpopular?]

Her mind was already tangled in other things.

"Sandwich, this is my last warning. Learn to respect people's privacy! I let you use my computer out of kindness. If you continue like this, I won't bother to punish you. Find another place to stay."

This time Chaoyang was really angry. He didn't expect that his casual words were remembered by Sandwich and actually investigated, and even showed it to Pochi.

Hearing that she was going to be kicked out, Sandwich finally gave in. Although she was thick-skinned, it was still a bit difficult for her to find someone to give her a place to stay. There was no Medusa in this world for her to blackmail.

"Alright, alright, don't be angry. If I ever have the ability to bring you to my world, I'll find a way to drug you and let you play with those angels. Hehehe~~~"

"No need, those are all my old collections, and I haven't logged into that website for a long time."

Chaoyang heard what Sandwich Sauce said, and although he knew she was apologizing in her own way, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly. He knew Sandwich Sauce's personality, she was straightforward and often spoke without thinking, but she didn't mean any harm.

"Drugging an angel? You devilish ideas are really... Never mind, you two, be careful and stop rummaging through my things."

Chaoyang tried his best to sound less angry.

"Okay, okay, let's officially put this topic aside. I have something else to say, and it's also related to you two."

"Okay, crunch, crunch. Pinkhead, do you want to eat?"