After Boqi moved into my closet, the quiet life is gone forever

"Haaaaaaaa! Did you, succubus, sleep with him, that bastard? You made me eat bean sprouts, but bought you a guitar?... Go out and rip off some men! You rip off all the men, and then offer them to this demon. I'm going to play Shotgun!!!"

"Unreasonable, unreasonable, unreasonable, unreasonable"

Pochi blushed the moment he heard about compensated dating and shook his head wildly.

But Sandwich didn't care anymore and rushed forward to strip off Pochi's clothes.

"Your animation is so popular, it must be loved by many people. It should be able to sell for a good price. Hehehe, how about selling it for 5 per piece? Hahahaha, sell it 100 times a day!"

Just when the Sandwich Sauce's claws reached out to Pochi's chest.

The door to the entrance was opened and Chaoyang walked in embarrassedly.

"I'm sorry, I only realized I forgot to take my book when I was halfway there. Really...what are you doing?"

Seeing the red-eared scene inside the house, Chaoyang blushed at first, but when he thought about the target of Pochi and Sandwich, he roughly understood what was going on. His face darkened and he threw down his backpack. He picked up the baseball bat at the door and slowly walked into the house dragging the bat. The bat made a terrifying sound as it dragged on the wooden tatami.

In Sandwich's eyes, Chaoyang was as terrifying as Satan in hell.

"Sandwich Sauce gives you five seconds to explain this situation. If I'm not satisfied with your answer, I'll immediately turn you into minced meat."

"Don't be annoying, I was just joking with the pink-haired guy~ Right, right."

Sandwich-chan glared at Pochi desperately.

"We are like sisters now!"

Sandwich helped Pochi up, put his arm around his shoulders, and tried desperately to cling to him in an attempt to make amends.

"Ah...sister...that...um."

Pochi finally nodded. She could still clearly remember Sandwich's screams from last night. Even with her headphones on, she could still hear some of them. In her eyes, Chaoyang's punishment of Sandwich was too horrible. Sandwich didn't deserve this.

Chaoyang sighed, put down the bat, and gave Pochi some face.

"Thank you very much, Pochi. I'm in a hurry, so I won't argue with you this time... But I'm worried about you staying with Pochi like this. Sandwich-chan, come with me to college!"

"Huh? Don't even think you're planning to trick me out, tear me apart, and bury me. I don't believe you're just a demon!"

"You are the devil! Stop talking nonsense and follow me!"

Poor Sandwich's tail was grabbed by Chaoyang with one hand. Her ten fingers were entangled in the tatami and she tried her best to resist. But with Chaoyang's current strength, he easily dragged Sandwich out, leaving only 10 tragic bloodstains on the tatami.

"..."

After seeing Sandwich being taken away, Pochi finally breathed a sigh of relief and continued playing the guitar.

[Strange... I should be back to my most comfortable state... but instead I feel a little sad? No... rather than feeling sad, it's more like I'm missing something... Speaking of which, Chaoyang dragged the Evil God to the university... does that count as a date? I'd also like to go and see. I wonder if I can go to the university in the future?]

……

A man and a snake were sitting on the subway at this moment. Chaoyang brought Sandwich out with the purpose of seeing if she was really normal in the eyes of others.

"Hey, I thought you were just bragging, but I didn't expect you to actually have the ability to influence others."

"Of course I am. I'm a big devil!... Hey, stop acting like we're close and sitting so close. Go away!"

"well."

Chaoyang didn't want to argue with Sandwich Sauce, so he moved away, took out his cell phone and started killing time.

"What on earth are you planning to do by bringing me out here?"

Sandwich Sauce couldn't stand the awkward atmosphere and asked,

"You'll find out when you get to school."

"Aha! I get it, you're a virgin and don't have a girlfriend, so you want to show off with me, a big devil, right?"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Chaoyang didn't even look at it and just said yes perfunctorily, which made Sandwich Sauce feel embarrassed.

In this way, the man and the snake walked in silence all the way to school, and Chaoyang came to the cafeteria with the sandwich sauce.

[Is this guy going to sell me as food?]

Sandwich Sauce made malicious guesses, but Chaoyang pointed to a seat in the distance.

"Go sit over there and wait for me."

Sandwich Sauce planned to wait and see what would happen, guarding against the surroundings slowly crawling towards the seat.

3 minutes of porridge, and then Chaoyang came over with a plate of pork chop curry rice.

"Let's eat...Haven't you been complaining about only having bean sprouts these past few days? I can't afford to go to a restaurant outside, but you can get decent food in the school cafeteria for 400 yen."

"Is that what you want?"

Sandwich Sauce looked at the pork cutlet curry rice in front of him with suspicion, his brows slightly furrowed.

She wasn't sure if Chaoyang really wanted to treat her or if he had other motives, but the aroma of the food still attracted her, and she began to taste it carefully.

"Well, it tastes okay." Sandwich Sauce grumbled with a hard mouthful but a soft heart, but soon began to eat with big mouthfuls, as if he had not eaten such delicious food for a long time.

Chaoyang sat quietly by the side, watching Sandwich Sauce eat with a smile.

10. Get to the bottom of things

"Don't think that I will like you better just because of this."

He shouted out incoherently while eating his sandwich, his mouth full of food.

Chaoyang wiped the rice particles that sprayed on his face, drank the free green tea in the cafeteria, looked around casually and replied.

"I don't need you to increase it. Just don't bully Pochi and leave me alone. ... Come to think of it, are there so many people in our school who dye their hair?... That's strange."

Halfway through my conversation, I noticed that most of the college students in the cafeteria had colorful hair.

This was not Chaoyang's first time at school. He didn't remember seeing so many people dyeing their hair. Today was not Halloween or anything like that, and it was not the time for people to wear wigs and makeup. Not to mention that it was still a normal class period.

"Huh? Isn't your hair color normal? Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Sandwich Sauce scoffed nonchalantly as he observed the rising sun around him.

Chaoyang nodded immediately, thinking that what Sandwich Sauce said made sense.

"I do have a problem. Why would I discuss common sense with a character like you who traveled through time from an anime? Sorry, this time it's really my problem."

"Hey! Are you looking down on me!?"

Chaoyang ignored Sandwich's yelling. He sent a WeChat message and called a friend who was an international student in the law department. He had always been concerned about Sandwich, a half-human, half-snake monster. It would not be strange for him to see what other people thought of him. Since Pochi was also a character in the anime, her opinion was of no reference value. He forgot to ask his neighbor before, so this time it would be a good opportunity to use his friend as an experiment.

"Brother Liu, are you at school? Hmm? In Building 17309? I'm in Building 17. I'll come upstairs to find you. I also have an international law class."

"Hey, are you planning on abandoning me?"

"No, I'm afraid you'll bully Pochi-chan, so you should come to class with me. It's a good opportunity to ask you if there's anything I don't understand in Japanese."

When Sandwich Sauce heard what Chaoyang said, his expression immediately changed and he started to smile in a sly way.

"My consultation fee is very expensive, 30,000 per consultation. If you don't have the money now, you can owe it to me. By the way, from the pink-haired Bi..."

Chaoyang glared and Sandwich Sauce immediately changed his tone.

"I heard from Pink Hair that you have a credit card. Let me use it when the time comes."

"I've already mentioned Sandwich, I don't want to kill you in various ways like Lily Ling, so please don't push your luck, okay?"

As she spoke, she snapped her fingers aimlessly. The sound of the snapping fingers was as if she was hitting Sandwich Sauce's heart, which immediately reminded her of Chaoyang's violent side last night.

"It was just a joke. You're such a stingy man. Your bottom must be as petty as your heart. Humph!"

Even though Chaoyang had a good temper, he was finally angered by this sentence.

[I really want to tear her into pieces, but I can't react to this. Otherwise, Sandwich Sauce will definitely think I'm overly concerned about this kind of thing. At times like this, I should just keep a calm mind. Huh~~ deep breath.]

Chaoyang took the long-term into consideration and ultimately did not show any overt reaction.

"Okay, after we finish eating, I'm afraid to put the plates in the recycling area over there. Class is about to start."

After saying this nonchalantly, Chaoyang stood up and urged the sandwich sauce to be prepared.

Sandwich Sauce reluctantly followed Chaoyang and put the plate in the recycling area. Deep down, she really enjoyed Chaoyang's care and company.

After leaving the cafeteria, Chaoyang took the escalator to the classroom on the third floor with the sandwich sauce. On the way, he continued to observe the people around him.

[Isn’t this an illusion after all…]

"Sandwich, do you have any active spells you can use?"

"Huh? ...Hey, wait a minute."

Chaoyang saw her touching herself randomly, even though she was clearly not wearing anything. But after a few seconds, she took out three dice and a dice cup from somewhere, and started shaking them openly in the school.

After shaking it for a while, I placed the dice cup on my palm and opened it to see that they were all 6s.

"this one."

"Ah? You... can do this? Speaking of this arithmetic?"

"Well, I can freely control the dice to get the desired number, although it's not very useful."

"...It's obviously very useful. Don't you like playing with marbles? Isn't that also gambling? Can't you use this ability to become a gambling god?"

"This demon is not interested!"

"I really don't know whether you love money or not. Does that mean you don't have any other abilities?"

Spread the sandwich sauce with both hands.

Seeing her silly look, Chaoyang could only complain.

"You, a high-level demon, really don't deserve the title."

"Nonsense, he's one of the strongest in the demon world."

"You can't even beat an ordinary human like me?"

"..."

Sandwich clenched his fist and wanted to refute, but unfortunately what Chaoyang said was true and she really couldn't beat him.

The two of them had arrived at their destination while chatting, opened the heavy sliding door and entered classroom 17309.

I glanced around and saw the seat of my international student friend sitting in the middle back, but it looked a little different from a few days ago.

Then he walked over with the sandwich and patted his shoulders a few times.

"Brother Liu, have you dyed your hair?"

Chaoyang saw that his friend who had black hair a few days ago now had a head full of green hair.

"Oh, you're here. It's not dyed. I'm not always like this?"

As he spoke, the man called Brother Liu by Chaoyang took out his cell phone, turned on the camera and looked at it. He didn't think there was anything unusual.

"Your eyes are alright, huh? Who is this?"

Brother Liu pointed at Sandwich Sauce, who was picking his nose out of boredom, and asked Chaoyang.

"What are you talking about? Can you please stop speaking Chinese?"

Chaoyang slapped Sandwich Sauce on the back of the head.

"Don't be so rude, Brother Liu, try to speak Japanese. She doesn't understand Chinese. She's my girlfriend who lives with me now. Bring her to visit the school."

"Hello, you really want to bring me here to show off. I've decided to call you a little virgin from now on. If you recognize a girl, just say she's your girlfriend."

"Shut up, it's so noisy!"

Chaoyang pinched Sandwich's mouth and forced him to shut up.

"You've gone a bit too far. Are you prone to domestic violence?"

Brother Liu saw Chaoyang's rude behavior towards the sandwich sauce and stopped him verbally.

"Brother Liu, don't worry about this for now. Describe my girlfriend's appearance."

"Are you sick? Having a girlfriend is so great, are you really showing off in front of others?"

"No, I'm face-blind. Can you describe it for me so I can tell others about it later? I'll treat you to dinner in a few days."

"Even if you ask me to describe her, I'm too good at describing people's appearances... She's just a pretty cute girl."

Sandwich immediately ran over to Brother Liu and patted him on the shoulder.