The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

With a fatal blow, Kita turned into a white ash.

"Help him up! It's not nice to sleep on the ground!"

"Good~"

Chapter 74 No, if I am with my senior, I will

"Hey, hey... Is Kita-chan awake?"

"Ah! ...It's the perverted scumbag senior!"

Seeing Kita Ikuyo huddled in a ball with the quilt in front of him, hiding in the corner, Ping Xin suddenly had some bold ideas, such as the mountain king and the wife he had just snatched back -

“It hurts~!”

But they were broken up by Ijichi Hoshige's iron fist. Let's talk about the prank next time.

"Since she's awake, I'll leave. I have to prepare for opening the store in the evening—"

"no!"

Xiduo, who had just huddled together, suddenly shouted and stretched out his hand.

"Because... because if I'm alone with that perverted scumbag senior, I'll definitely get pregnant!"

"Hmm...even I would be hurt if someone said that, you know?"

This time it was Pingxin's turn to roll on the ground.

In the past, he would respond to other people's abuse with an attitude like "Is the dog barking?" "The dog barks again?" "The dog is getting anxious~"... But he never expected that being unilaterally scared by an innocent and cute girl would be so hurtful -

"...It's decided. I'm going to stake my title as a gold medal instructor on you and make you the best guitarist and vocalist in the world!"

"No! You'll get pregnant!"

"What are you doing... I'll go get Hongxia and the others over. Don't make too much noise, or the neighbors will complain."

Looking at the man and woman in front of him, one rolling on the ground and the other going crazy on the bed, Xingge couldn't handle this situation...

Fortunately, I started right away and left all the troublesome things to my sister. After all, my sister just complained for me, so isn't it reasonable for my sister to help me back?

"Kita-chan, let's come in... What are you doing? This is—!"

I can continue complaining as soon as I wake up, Ijichi Hongxia, you are so powerful!

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"I see...Now it's Hirashin-nii who wants to become Kita-chan's teacher and clear his own name."

Pingxin nodded, and Kita, who was hiding behind Liang, was trembling, like a little lamb that met a big bad wolf, born to be eaten.

"And Kita-chan...haha, you look really scared. It's decided then—let Pochi-chan be your teacher!"

Archangel Hong Xia of Shimokitazawa waved her hand and announced the final verdict.

"...Hey, this doesn't make sense no matter how you think about it. Whether it's strength or experience, I'm obviously stronger than Ichiri, right? Damn it, is it because of gender that I lost... I'm so angry, when will men stand up again!"

Pingxin rolled on the ground, throwing tantrums and playing tricks—

Even if he is shameless today, he has to save his face!

...Oh, is something wrong?

"Eh?"

Goto Ichiri, who was named, had a confused look on his face, but everyone else in Vision had an expectant expression except for Hiranobu who was still rolling on the ground.

How could I, a mere guitarist, become Super Yangjiao's teacher? Isn't this kind of... ahem, inappropriate?

Yili stole a glance at Ping Xin and saw him growling, rolling, and crawling darkly on the ground...

Have you seen this?!

"I refuse to accept... Even if I'm nailed to a coffin and buried in the ground, I'll scream at over 120 decibels—resist Hongxia's tyranny, we want democratic voting!"

"Who are you calling tyrannical?... And 120 decibels is ridiculous! They're not human anymore!"

Okay, thank you Archangel for your continued professionalism in complaining.

"The final vote was... 2:2, with one tie—"

Hirashin + Ryo, Nijiga and Kita, and finally, Pochi who has degenerated into a pink paramecium...

As the mother of the band that ended, Hong Xia could only offer a helping hand: "Well... that's up to Kita-chan to decide. Anyway, we've already got the teaching materials from Hirashin-san, and we can ask Pochi-chan for the specific techniques. If you think about it carefully, there's no need for us to worry about this at all..."

"It's necessary—!" x2

Pingxin and Kita shouted at the same time, do you have a tacit understanding or not, do you like it or hate it?

...Is it no longer possible?

Damn it, if I fall down here, I will probably be called "perverted senior xxx" forever. Are you willing to be like this?

But what can be done? The results of the vote are already in. Are you going to force Yili to cast a vote against his will?

Do not make jokes!

But what can be done? Although it can be considered a civilian version of Zi-OⅡ, it is said that it can predict the future, not turn back time. What about Killer Queen?

Let’s do something!

Damn it, is there really no other way? After all, how could Kita, who hates me, possibly—

......Hate?

...like?

“…Humph…Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha——Master Dao, I’ve got it!!!”

"Ah, Ping Xin seems to have gone crazy, then let's continue the discussion~"

Kita was trembling, but the others, even the timid Goto Ichiri, remained calm, it seemed that they were used to it.

"Listen up, Kita-san... My course is not only free now, I'll even give you money!"

Hey~~~~Is this your last struggle, Ping Xinjun?

"No, no... How could I do this for money—"

"Besides, Ryo will be along too~"

Yamada Ryo looked at Kita behind him, and then looked at Hiranobu who was sitting opposite him.

"Daughter" or boyfriend, is that a question...?

"Yeah~"

Yamada Ryo made a scissors hand gesture and then gave Kita a thumbs up.

Although... the combination is weird, but Kita at least knows that this is not a blank check from Ping Xin.

Then, there is only one answer -

“…Please let me take your class!”

Ping Xin showed a [planned] expression...

The prey has taken the bait!

"But before that, let's think about why Kita can never learn guitar—"

Could it be that reason again?

No, no, no, how is that possible?

Although the sound is somewhat similar, how could such a mistake occur so many times?

*The voice actor for Ichinose Asuna and Kita Ikuyo is the same person, Hasegawa Ikumi

"That's true...it turns out Ping Xin-ge can also talk about serious topics."

"No, when have I ever been indecent?" Ping Xin retorted.

Do you think a decent person would roll on the ground?!

While the two were complaining to each other, Xiduo took out his fashionable white gig bag and took out his guitar——

"To be honest, no matter how much I practice, I still can't seem to play the guitar very well..."

"Gu...Hehehe~"

“Eh…Eh—!?”

Pingxin's strange laugh scared Kita again. Was it intentional?

After quickly controlling his expression and turning himself back into a normal handsome young man, Pingxin pointed at Kita and said in a posture and tone that made him look like he might show his lawyer's badge at any moment, "This boy is destined to be with me!"

"Hey, why?" Liang asked curiously.

"The evidence is this..."

Hirayuki took the so-called "guitar" from Kita's hand.

"Because there's a little idiot here who, like one of my girlfriends, bought a guitar and ended up with a six-string bass!"

Is this also included in your calculation of [good luck], Asuna! ! !

Chapter 75: Liang Senior Love~?

In this way, the band finally welcomed its fourth member——

"I quit~~~~!"

Kita is kneeling on the ground, holding a guitar. Could she actually be a Ground-type Pokémon? Maybe try a more earthy song next time...

"Ahem... Disciple, what's going on this time? Is it because the air conditioner is too hot, or is this cheap guitar worth a fortune not working for me, or is he just trying to slack off?"

Pingxin patiently persuaded Xiduo, but Xiduo retreated quickly.

"...Ah, I don't want to do this anymore. I'm tired. Let's destroy it."

"Kita-chan? Senior!?"

Looking at Hiranobu and Kita lying on the ground, Goto Ichiri was already thinking about whether he should lie down as well. Is this some new way of communication?

"Hey, Goto-kun, could this also be a counterfeit product? Or is it a bass?"

"No, I think you're just too weak to be effective."

"Oh, I'm pregnant—!"

Kita Ikuyo took off like a rocket, just like every cute girl who saw the cute little Qiangqiang...

Wait a minute, could it be that Xiaoqiang is actually me! ?

"Ah, that... Kita-san, this is indeed a guitar." Little Pochi said afterwards.

"I'm sorry I always say discouraging things. It's rare that you can spare the time to teach me during lunch break and after school."

No, the thing you should apologize for most is your attitude towards me, right? Ping Xin complained in his heart.

I don't know if there is tacit understanding or not, Hirashin and Kita began to perform a two-person opera around Goto Ichiri. It seems that some people have been assimilated into comedians as soon as they joined the team. Congratulations! Congratulations!

"Liang-senpai even lent me his guitar... so I must work hard to be worthy of everyone's help!"

What, are you also a Knight?

Ping Xin lay on the ground in a charming posture. There seemed to be nothing wrong with the ground. It was so cool.

There's nothing wrong with the day, I just want to give up -

"Anyway, this is really great!"

Pochi-chan was caught in a dilemma and became the second worst player. She just spoke her mind and became the neutral party in the band.

“Yeah, but when she gave me the money… [This is my last possession. I’m going to have to live on grass from now on.] —”

Kita recalled the conversation at that time. Sure enough, Ryo-senpai is really a humorous person...

"Well, this is a joke, right?"