The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

It turns out that even the strongest can choke when drinking water out of surprise, and no one likes to taste carbonated drinks through their nose...

After complaining, Ping Xin covered his face and stood up.

"Ah——it's that perverted scumbag senior. When did he get there?!"

"Ah...it's you, Senior."

Kita Ikuyo, wearing a maid outfit, was pointing at Hira Nobu.

Goto Ichiri, who was already used to him appearing out of nowhere, was very calm. She was more curious about why Kita called Hiranobu like that.

"Domo, Kita-san, I am Asuka Maheishindesu——"

Pingxin stood up straight, put his hands together and bowed slightly... What kind of greeting is this?

Whatever the etiquette was, the people present seemed to have no idea what it was...

"Domo, Hirashin-san, I'm Yamada Ryodesu——"

Although some people don’t understand it, they have already started to imitate it!

"Do..domo? Scumbag senior, I'm Kita Ikuyo desu!"

This kid...I don't know whether to say she's polite or rude.

Besides, the meanings of "是" and "desu" are somewhat redundant. Are you really from Dongguo?

Seeing Kita's not-so-bright look, Hiranobu already suspected that she had the bloodline of the Kirikiri family.

"Ahem, let's put aside your rude but not wrong name for now... Liang, she's your fangirl. Hong Xia, I want to invite this girl to join the Ending Band—"

Ping Xin put on an expression and posture that said "I'm going to treat her to all-you-can-eat pasta", but the difference is not big. Anyway, they don't look very smart and have loyal dog attributes.

"Wait... what are you talking about, perverted senior? I've lied before, so I'm no longer qualified to be 'family'!"

family?

Yamada Ryo, the Ijichi sisters, and Ms. PA all looked over.

Ping Xin quickly waved his hand and explained: "No, no, I should be the first one to see her today."

Their eyes became sharper.

"No, no, no, listen to me. The 'family' she mentioned refers to her bandmates. Got it?"

Their eyes were half-believing and half-doubting, with some believing and some not believing. In addition, some were watching the show with pure laughter.

"If Ichiri had observed it closely, he would have noticed that fact—"

Hirashin raised his hand towards Goto Ichiri and winked.

"Ah... Kita-san's left hand has thick calluses on the fingertips. T-that...!"

Yamada Ryo continued, "It must be due to long-term guitar practice."

They exchanged glances and smiled, having already made a decision in their hearts.

"I hope Kita-chan will be able to join us in the fun after the band ends~"

"Let's put aside the perverted scumbag senior...but why do you all want me to join so badly?"

Hey, are you cursing again?

"After all, if you hadn't run away, we wouldn't have met Pochi~"

Ping Xin felt it—

Motherhood...it is the breath of motherhood that emanates from the 154cm tall body of Ijichi Hongka.

As expected, Ichichi Hongxia can become my mother...

"Ahem...and if you leave, I'll be able to do whatever I want to your favorite Liang~...Guhehe~~~~"

"Please let me join!"

Kita Ikuyo got up from her seat. Was this an initiation ceremony + an apology?

...I always feel like it's the entry point of some kind of "brother" (a name given by the extreme sect)

"You change your mind so quickly!"

Hongxia is also very quick at complaining?

"Goodbye, Kita. I will burn incense for you every day~ (sob)..."

"Don't talk about people dying casually!"

Yamada Ryo's stupidity and Hongxia's complaints are as inseparable as powder and rice.

Chapter 73 After all, we are pure love

With Hira Nobu and Ryo playing dumb in turns and Nijiga's breathless complaints, Kita Ikuyo's joining the team was decided in a muddled way.

"Well, but... I'm so sorry, I can't play the guitar yet!"

"It's okay, I'll be your teacher."

Pingxin patted his chest and saw Kita's disgusted expression but he couldn't say it directly. The quality of the Tokyo band's gold medal instructor was actually questioned. How could he tolerate this?

Aunt can tolerate it, but uncle can’t!

"How ridiculous... This is the quick-training guitarist gift package I carefully prepared, which includes the teaching materials and notes I compiled—"

Ping Xin pulled a stack of textbooks straight from his crotch. The worst thing a poor student fears is studying. Is there any revenge more terrifying than this?

"wait...?"

Before Kita could refuse, Pingxin interrupted again: "The content inside is progressive, from beginners all the way to amateurs, amateur perfection, semi-professional, pseudo-professional, professional and super professional levels, all guaranteed!"

"I won't ask where you got it from... but there are so many strange ability levels! And aren't you too skilled at it!?"

Hongxia is nice in her complaints, she is indeed a professional complainer trained by Liangdiao...!

Ping Xin stroked his chin and smiled charmingly, "Because I've taught so many people, I'm used to it...although most of the time it's a semi-free-range model."

"Wait, as for teaching materials, I have them at home—"

Before she knew it, Kita had completely forgotten that she had wanted to refuse this thing in the first place, and was completely fooled by Hiranobu.

"By the way, your fellow disciples include the recently famous Afterglow and Roselia, as well as Poppin Party, who may become even more famous in the future, and a kitten, your inner disciple~"

"Afterglow and Roselia are super famous girl bands that I've heard of too, right?"

Yes, that’s right, be more surprised!

Worship me a little more!!!

"I never thought that even they would fall victim to your cruel hands...perverted scumbag senior!"

Everyone around looked over. If the customer hadn't already left by then, then their reputation would have been completely ruined...

"No, no, I'm just an acquaintance with them, and I helped them a little bit when they were developing their band, that's all—

Would you fall in love with your own child? Impossible~"

Ah, speaking of which, Kita just said she wanted to be Ryo's daughter, so doesn't that mean...

"Silly girl, Daddy won't let you do this!"

"No, your daughter is not here, what are you talking about, Brother Pingxin?"

Hong Xia activated her light-speed complaining skill.

"I, I don't have a father like you!" Kita cried.

"Eh? Eh!?"

Hongxia kept looking left and right. This reaction... Is this really the relationship between you two?!

No, no, no, judging from the age... Is it time travel?

No, no, no, no! Thinking about something like that...

Idichi Hongxia.exe stopped thinking.

"It's okay. Your mother and I are the real love. You... are just a little accident."

Pingxin pulled Liang close to him, and Liang understood immediately. He covered his face with his hands, acting like a shy girl holding a lute and half covering her face.

"Do not--"

Kita knelt on the spot with his hands supporting him. There should have been some background music playing, "Snowflakes falling, north wind whistling." If there had been, it would have been a killer move, but it was a pity that Hirayuko hadn't prepared in advance. He just had to ask, "I'll definitely do it next time."

Or you can say “Ping Xin is my Dad? No~~~~!”...That’s also good, right!

"I don't even know why you call me 'scumbag perverted senior'. Scumbag is fine, but how do you know if I'm perverted if you don't try? ...Guhehe~~~~"

Ping Xin's hands and tongue moved with a degree of unbridled and flexibility, even nine points. If it weren't for a one-man show, the rating would be 16+, or even higher.

"Don't scare the kids!"

After Hongxia crashed, her sister Xingge resolutely took over the task of complaining, and sent out sister soldiers, both of them killed... ahem, I didn't say anything.

"Because—because doesn't Senpai have a lot of girlfriends? Everyone in school says so!"

Kita Ikuyo was once a good kid who loved pure love. When she heard those ridiculous rumors about Hirayobu, she just laughed it off as a joke...

It wasn't until she saw Ping Xin flirting with his girlfriends, and even making moves on the student union, students from other schools, and even his schoolmates, that she realized there really were such scumbags in this world!

"Hey, is there something wrong with what I'm doing?" Ping Xin asked in surprise.

"Isn't it right?"

Yamada Ryo also tilted his head, pretending not to know even if he knew.

What's more, she has gotten used to it, and even feels that this way of dating that keeps distance and freshness between each other is more interesting than seeing each other every day.

“Ah… um, um—”

Goto Ichiri wanted to say something but couldn't open his mouth. What could he do?

After all, she is just a weak, pitiful and helpless little Pochi~

"Don't spread your evil ideas here. They will lead Hongxia, Pochi and the others astray." Ijichi Xingge complained calmly.

Could it be that complaining is actually their family heritage, inherent ability, and blood destiny?

Just like their magnetic corn flakes, ahoge hair and flat breasts, are they treasures passed down from generation to generation?

"Hey, but Liang and I are pure love, right?"

Yamada Ryo nodded and hugged him tightly.

As for this statement...is there really a pure love in the world with nearly 10 people?

Why should we be limited by worldly views? It’s boring!

Anyway, she won't let go, and Ping Xin won't let go either, that's enough——

"But doesn't that perverted, scumbag, playboy with a harem already have so many girlfriends? Why would he still try to deceive Ryo-senpai!?"

Kita asked...No, no, no, why are you about to cry first?

By the way, aren't there some impolite parts in your description of me?

Oh, it's all true, that's fine...

"Ahem, first of all, I want to make it clear... Liang knows about this, Yili knows about it, even Hongxia, who is sleeping standing up, and Sister Xingge and Sister PA over there know about it—"

"Eh?"

"Second point... I actually wanted to refuse at first, but Ryo confessed his feelings to me."

“…Huh? ...............Eh ...

Senior Liang, why...why are you doing this! ?

Xiduo Yudai is unable to get up again.

Ijichi Hoshige next to him was not surprised at all, after all, Ryo used to come here often for free meals and they had a good relationship.

Miss PA, who was covering her mouth and laughing secretly, had a happy expression of "seeing something good". The tax bureau can check her out, because she has evaded taxes all the time (just for fun)!

"Kita, it's a pity that you are the third party in this relationship... After all, Ryo and I are pure love!"

"Goo-"