Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

The three faced each other, ready to pounce.

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

[Gresh: Scissors] [Vilvie: Scissors] [Xia Yuan: Stone]

[Winner: Xia Yuan]

[The bathroom will be taken over by adorable humans~]

Little Ellie, don't make me sound like some big bad guy who steals the bathroom from girls. This idea wasn't mine!

"Oh, congratulations, Mr. Xia Yuan! The water is ready, please come in quickly!"

Velvi clapped her hands.

Xia Yuan was about to take a step when he suddenly stopped.

I have a feeling there's something fishy going on.

"Don't worry, little brother Xia Yuan, hurry up and go in. There are absolutely no magic props in the bathroom. I swear on my name, Wilvie, there are two beautiful young ladies waiting for you after you finish showering~"

"I'm urging you on," Wilvi urged, mimicking Ellie's tone.

Xia Yuan went into the bathroom, then poked his head out as if worried, and said to Vervi:

"No peeking!"

A slightly amused look appeared in Vervi's eyes.

"Okay, okay, Mr. Xia Yuan, who is even more shy than a girl, I promise that neither Little Gretchen nor I will peek, is that alright?"

Velvi turned around with Gretchen.

Seeing this, Xia Yuan felt slightly relieved and locked the door.

However, Xia Yuan did not let his guard down and continued to search the surroundings for any strange devices that Wilvi might have hidden in the bathroom.

"Little Gretchen... Sister Velvet, let's take you to take a bath~"

"But Aunt Wilvi... isn't Xia Yuan using the place that's supposed to be for bathing?"

Greta looked at Aunt Vervie with some confusion.

"How could a genius architect only have one bathroom in his residence? That was just to tease Mr. Xia Yuan. Let's go~ Sister Wilvi will dress you up beautifully, little Gretchen, and you'll have new clothes like they're from a fairy tale to wear~"

Greta has...new clothes to wear, great!

An hour later...

Wrapped in a bath towel, Xia Yuan discovered a very serious problem.

He had no clothes to wear.

"Miss Velvi... are you outside?"

No matter how Xia Yuan called out, there was no response from outside.

Another hour later~

"Oh dear Mr. Xia Yuan, why aren't you done washing yet? Why are you taking even longer than us girls?"

The figure of Vilvi appeared in front of the steamy bathroom door.

"Miss Wilvi, could you please give me a dress to wear...?"

Xia Yuan stammered.

"Hey, you naked customer, what did you say? Speak up, I didn't hear you!"

"Vilvie teased me from outside the bathroom door."

"Miss Wilvi, could you please hand me some clothes?"

Hearing a voice from the bathroom that was angry and tinged with shame, Velvi replied with a smile:

"The clothes are in the living room, dear guest. Just open the bathroom door and walk into the living room to see them. But little Greta is in the living room now, so I need to go prepare dinner. Bye-bye, guest~"

Vilvi waved from outside the bathroom door, her figure gradually disappearing from the bathroom entrance.

Xia Yuan sat in front of the bathroom door.

He refused to believe that Vilvi would keep herself locked in the bathroom and ignore him forever.

Another hour passed.

Glug glug~

Xia Yuan's stomach rumbled with hunger... a clear expression of his longing for dinner.

Just as Xia Yuan was about to give up and open the door...

There was a soft knock on the bathroom door.

"Mr. Xia Yuan, your clothes have arrived!"

Xia Yuan, who was so hungry he was about to hallucinate, knew that Wilvi couldn't possibly leave him stranded in the bathroom forever.

Full of anticipation, Xia Yuan slowly pushed open the bathroom door.

Little Gretchen was dressed like Little Red Riding Hood, holding a coat-like pajama that looked like the Big Bad Wolf in her hands. Beside her, Velvet smiled and waved, looking Xia Yuan up and down.

Little Red Riding Hood is here to deliver new clothes to Brother Wolf!

[Fairytale in the Painting]

[A bright red hood covers the ears, a wide apron hides the tail, picking up the bamboo basket, the cake is warm, singing a nursery rhyme, going to see Grandma.]

"Grandma Möbius would be so happy to see Little Red Riding Hood, wouldn't she?" the little painter asked curiously.

[…probably…? —Anonymous]

[Um... will Little Red Riding Hood have pointy ears and a wolf's tail? — Klein]

[Yay, the Beast Ear Alliance has gained another member. —Padofelis]

Little Greta is so cute!

Wait a minute... those long ear decorations on Little Grey's red hood, aren't those wolf ears?

wrong!

Now is not the time to think about these things. Why is little Greta here?

Xia Yuan wrapped his bath towel even tighter, as if afraid it would suddenly fall off. With lightning speed, he took the Mr. Wolf coat from Little Gretchen and quickly closed the bathroom door.

Wearing the Big Bad Wolf coat, Xia Yuan reopened the bathroom door from inside.

What's a good title for Chapter 79?

"Oh, Mr. Xia Yuan, you seem quite suited to be Mr. Big Bad Wolf. Should I address you as Mr. Xia Yuan or Mr. Big Bad Wolf now?"

Vilvi circled around Xia Yuan, stroking her large tail behind her and teasing him.

"Miss Magician, if you touch your tail again, the Big Bad Wolf will eat you."

Xia Yuan approached Gretchen, keeping a certain distance from Vervière.

"So, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, how do you plan to eat me?"

"Vilvie joked."

"Brother Wolf... Aunt Wilvie has prepared dinner. Come and enjoy dinner with Little Red Riding Hood!"

Little Gretchen tugged at Xia Yuan's fluffy paw pads, trying to lead him to the living room.

Xia Yuan had stopped thinking about it.

Why does Little Red Riding Hood consider Mr. Big Bad Wolf her brother? And shouldn't Little Red Riding Hood be the Big Bad Wolf's main food? Or is it that in the fairy tales that Little Gretchen reads, Little Red Riding Hood is actually the real Big Bad Wolf?

"Mr. Big Bad Wolf and Little Greta, please take a seat. It's been a long time since we've had dinner together. Everyone in Paradise is busy with their own things. Some are staying at home... some are in seclusion cultivating, and some are always in the laboratory. In Paradise, we have long lost our sense of time. No one even remembers that Christmas is coming soon."

Vervi lit the candle in the center of the table.

Candlelight surrounded them.

At this moment, Vervi seemed to really enjoy the warm atmosphere.

"Yes, and our dear magician, spending all day on an empty theater stage, performing magic tricks that nobody cares about, it's just too... um..."

Xia Yuan hadn't finished speaking.

Then, Vivi, who was next to him, used a fork to pick up a piece of food and stuff it into Xia Yuan's mouth.

"Alright, dear Mr. Big Bad Wolf, don't you see the occasion? It's not good to ruin the atmosphere like this. When it's time to eat, you should eat properly. How about trying my little lamb made with cabbage?"

With one hand supporting her face and the other holding a fork, Vivi watched Xia Yuan finish his meal with a smile. Then, she forked a piece of cabbage from her plate and offered it to Xia Yuan.

"Big bad wolf, open your mouth!"

"If the nest doesn't open, Miss Wilvi, what will you do to it?"

Listening to the strange nursery rhyme sung by Vilvi, Xia Yuan covered his mouth with both hands and made muttering noises.

"Don't make things difficult for me. Mr. Xia Yuan, why don't you think back to what happens to the Big Bad Wolf in fairy tales?"

Velvi exuded a dangerous aura.

This feeling that sent shivers down Xia Yuan's spine...

He's an old hunter.

That's right, in fairy tales, the big bad wolf is ultimately eaten by the hunter who comes to the rescue.

Little Ellie, what you're reading is totally a dark fairy tale!

Just kidding, dear Mr. Wolf~ You might get so full of cabbage that your belly bursts, so don't be greedy!

Xia Yuan sighed.

But she still obediently opened her mouth.

"That's right, obedient Mr. Big Bad Wolf~ Here's another reward for you, a mushroom dish I specially made with cabbage. As for the taste, hmm... it's probably similar to cabbage?"

After watching Xia Yuan eat, Wilvi happily introduced the next dish.

"It still tastes like cabbage!"

Looking at the rich and vibrant colors on the mushrooms in front of him, Xia Yuan had a bad feeling, but since Wilvie and Little Gretchen had already eaten them, it should be fine, right?

Across from the dining table.

Little Gretchen placed her hands in front of the candlelight, her pupils reflecting the two people at the opposite table.

"The fire...it's so warm~"

Hmm... Aunt Wilvi seems to be feeding Brother Xia Yuan? Just like how Mother Aponia feeds herself?

"Brother Xia Yuan... Gretchen is coming too~"

Having grown accustomed to being fed, little Greta looked at the spoon on the table and wanted to experience what her mother Aponia had gone through.

"Come on, Mr. Wolf, try this cabbage-flavored cabbage!"

"Good boy wolf, open your mouth~ and try the mushroom soup made from the mushrooms that little Greta found by chance."

Wait... where did you find little Greta?

Xia Yuan initially wanted to refuse.

But looking at Gretchen's expectant face, if she refused now, she would probably feel guilty for the rest of her life. If she only tried one bite, her body should be able to handle it, right?

After a pleasant meal...

"Ugh... I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore."

Finally~

With Gretchen and Velvet constantly feeding him, Xia Yuan lay lazily on the floor, not moving at all.

"Oh, it looks like Mr. Wolf has eaten his fill and gotten all plump and white. Now it's my turn and Little Greta's to eat him up!"

Vilvi squatted to one side, squeezing Xia Yuan's cheeks with both hands.

"Miss Velvi, please don't say such terrifying things in front of Gretsch, and take your little hands away right now, the big bad wolf is going to get angry!"

Xia Yuan said, "I'm so full, I don't want to move at all."

Sitting at the dining table, little Gretchen suddenly stretched. After a busy day, she gradually felt sleepy and subconsciously rubbed her eyes with her little hands.