Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Velvi, riding her mobile fortress, blocked the theater entrance.

"Where would you two dear viewers like to go?"

There was a unique kind of madness in Vervi's eyes.

Little Gretsch slowly began to speak:

"Aunt Wilvie...Gresh wants to ride the roller coaster with Brother Xia Yuan."

"No one knows the amusement park better than me, so why don't you let Sister Wilvi take you there? What do you think, little brother Xia Yuan? Think it over carefully before you answer my question~"

The mobile fortress that Velvi rode in still carried the lingering smell of gunpowder.

Xia Yuan nodded helplessly.

They're taking advantage of me again, but I don't seem to have any other choice...

No, dear human, of course you have other choices~

What choice?

[Of course, I'd refuse Velvi and get blasted into a pile of charcoal by the mobile artillery beneath her!]

Sorry to bother you...

As expected, Little Ellie's love chip has never been reliable.

Several hours later...

As dusk fell, little Gretchen walked happily down the road, with Xia Yuan and Vervie beside her.

Greta held Aunt Velvey's hand with her right hand and Xia Yuan's hand with her left...

Little Greta felt that today was the happiest and most joyful day of her life.

Compared to their high spirits and laughter...

Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Greenhouse Where the Flame Faded

Xia Yuan's expression didn't seem very natural.

He was dragged around by Velvet and little Gretchen to play on many strange rides at the amusement park.

Besides roller coasters.

Giant swing... pirate ship... balloon popping...

And that giant claw machine arm in the air—it wasn't a pleasant experience to be lifted up from below by Vilvi's mechanical arm every time. Xia Yuan's face turned slightly pale.

He clearly overestimated his body's limits.

"Mr. Xia Yuan, relax, relax. It's just a temporary adjustment period. You'll get much better after playing a few more times. After all, everyone has a first time in their life~ Okay, okay, little Greta and Mr. Xia Yuan, what kind of cabbage would you like to eat tonight? Your sister Wilvi will make you something delicious~"

Wilvi patted Xia Yuan on the back in a rather carefree manner to comfort him.

"There will absolutely be no next time!"

Xia Yuan said irritably, still unable to understand why Velvi and little Gretchen could remain perfectly still on the inverted roller coaster without any safety measures.

Is this Yingjie's strength?

As Xia Yuan's thoughts drifted into the distance, Greta, who was beside him, thought for a moment and then spoke:

“Aunt Velvet…Gresh wants to eat sweet cabbage…Sweet things make Gresh feel happy.”

"I see. Then for dinner I'll make sweet and sour cabbage... rock sugar cabbage... cabbage pudding, cabbage-flavored ice cream, cabbage salad..."

Vilvi held up her fingers and counted the names of the dishes one by one.

"Miss Wilvi... could you please tell me why it's all cabbage...?"

Having relaxed a little from the tension at the amusement park, Xia Yuan asked.

"This is all thanks to you, sir!"

I remember it was when Ellie and you were adventuring, Ellie sent a huge pile of cabbages from the Cabbage Manor in [Honkai Adventure], but there were so many that Mebius's wardrobe was almost overflowing.

But the cabbages reproduce so fast, there are more than we can eat. So I built a greenhouse near the playground to cultivate other varieties of cabbages so they don't grow so quickly. Want to come take a look?

Could it be...?

Xia Yuan and Little Gretchen arrived at her cabbage growing room, led by Vilvi.

Just as Xia Yuan had predicted.

The Greenhouse That Has Faded Away

This is cabbage paradise!

As soon as he entered, a pink cabbage jumped into Xia Yuan's hand and nuzzled him affectionately.

【True Self CaiCai】

[This adorable and charming pink cabbage lady suddenly appeared out of nowhere; she has quite a few little secrets!]

Wow, adorable human! You're holding a limited edition Pink Cabbage Fairy figure in your arms!

"..."

If we find Xiao Aili tomorrow, we'll have her remove the chip.

[What?! My dear human, I've been dutifully guiding you and helping you achieve your goal and obtain the mark, and you actually want to... Waaaaah~ That's too much!]

When Xia Yuan turned to look at little Greta...

Little Greta

【The Eleventh Hero in the Chasing Fire Series】

[Possesses the imprint: Stars]

[Unconquerable target!]

[How to obtain the imprint: Cute humans can ask Little Gresh for the Starry Imprint directly. I'm sure Little Gresh won't refuse~]

Perhaps sensing its impending uninstallation, it sent notifications much more frequently than before.

At this time.

Little Greta found her cabbage in a corner of the soil.

【Starry Night Vegetables】

[Like a quiet and well-behaved younger sister, this cabbage sometimes paints other cabbages with unexpected colors.]

Greta hugged it, but its little hands were stained blue.

My hands turned blue...

In addition to these, there are all sorts of other types of cabbage.

[Spiral Nana] [Setsuna Nana] [Infinite Nana]...

Each hero has their own special cabbage.

Xia Yuan looked at the pink cabbage girl rubbing against him affectionately in his arms. This cabbage was so cute that he couldn't bear to eat it. Why not keep it as a pet?

Gretchen, who was standing nearby, also seemed eager to raise [Starry Night Vegetable].

But it seems that for some reason, Gretchen abandoned the idea and instead used the [Discipline Vegetable].

If Aponia's mother isn't around...

Let this [Discipline Vegetable] accompany you~

"Gresh...I just want to burrow into the soil..."

Xia Yuan noticed Little Gretsch's unusual behavior and came to her side.

【Discipline Vegetables】

[She enjoys listening to advice from other cabbages and is a very gentle person, but if you spend too much time with her, her thinking will gradually become like a cabbage's.]

You are a cabbage, you are a cabbage...

Xia Yuan quickly placed the [Discipline Vegetable] that Gretchen was holding in her hands back into the soil.

"Eh... what was Gretchen trying to do just now?"

at the same time.

Vilvi was trying to sneak up on the cabbage she wanted to pick.

"You're tonight's dinner, you good-for-nothing!"

But Vilvi missed her target. Sensing the danger behind her, the creature uprooted itself from the soil and fled into the distance to avoid being eaten.

Watching its figure flee towards Xia Yuan's direction.

Lying prone in the soil, Wilvi quickly called out:

"Mr. Xia Yuan, quick, quick, help me catch that escaped cabbage, don't let it get away."

Hearing the voice of Vervi from not far away, Xia Yuan looked around.

A cabbage with fox-like ears was running towards him. When it reached him, Xia Yuan picked up its strange ears.

【Vegetable Donkey】

[If danger arises, it will be uprooted completely~]

Foolish humans, this is the route I took to escape!

"Mr. Xia Yuan, well done! This will be our dinner tonight!"

Wilvi came running over, panting, her once pretty and clean face now covered in dust and dirt.

Xia Yuan subconsciously reached out and removed the remaining dirt from Wilvi's cheek.

"Eh? I didn't notice just now. Could you please check my face for a second, Mr. Xia Yuan?"

Wilvi gently patted her cheeks.

Xia Yuan noticed that Wilvi's voice had lost some of its previous playfulness and gained more warmth. Perhaps Wilvi's current personality wasn't that of the "Magician" Miss?

"Brother Xia Yuan...look, there's a strange cabbage here wearing a mask just like Qian Jie~"

[Destroy CaiCai]

[Note: Please do not place it near the Discipline Vegetable, and do not poke it with your hands, because if you poke it too hard, it will really explode.]

Grey kept poking at the cabbage in front of her with her little hands.

Chapter Seventy-Eight: Gretchen's New Clothes

[Ao Mie Cai Cai]'s anger is almost at its maximum.

Xia Yuan rushed over and carried little Gretchen away from the vicinity of [Destroy Cai Cai], but clearly, Xia Yuan had underestimated the blast radius of the enemy.

The entire greenhouse was within its blast radius.

[My dear human, in the moments before we explode, let me tell you a joke~]

[At dawn, Qianjie woke up to find an old man exercising. Seeing him, Qianjie greeted him warmly, "Uncle, it's you!"]

Under the influence of [Guiding Ellie's] lame jokes...

boom---

[The Fiery Strike] is on fire!

Inside the greenhouse... there are small black charcoal, medium black charcoal, large black charcoal, and three other people.

At this moment, three pairs of unusually bright eyes stared at each other, and soon, the girl's laughter echoed throughout the greenhouse.

Because of the sudden explosion of [鏖灭菜菜]~

Most of the cabbages were not spared. After selecting a few ordinary cabbages called "Nanako" for dinner, Xia Yuan and his two companions left the greenhouse where the cabbages were cultivated and arrived at the home of Wilvi.

Vilvi placed the cabbages she had picked behind her in the kitchen.

"My dear guests, it seems we really need a nice hot bath, but there's only one tub. So let's settle this with rock-paper-scissors, and the winner gets to enjoy it first!"

Xia Yuan sighed as he watched Vilvie revert to her [Magician] personality.

"Okay... let's have a showdown with Aunt Wilvi! Brother Xia Yuan, come quick~"

But little Grace seemed very energetic and proactive, pulling Xia Yuan to stand in front of Wilvie.