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“Then…Frilian!” Aqua looked at the distant Yamabuki Flower Ashes.

"Aqua, I feel sorry for you, but I'm sorry, I don't want to get my hands dirty with frog saliva, so please stay away from me."

"How could my teammates be so heartless! I'm a goddess! Why did this happen? Kazuma, it's all your fault. If you hadn't pulled me down, how could I have ended up like this? I don't care! It's all your fault!"

Yamabuki Hanakami whispered to Kazuma, "It's not easy for you to have survived until now!"

"It's not just difficult, it's incredibly difficult!" Kazuma finally couldn't escape Aqua's clutches and was affectionately hugged by her.

"And Frilian, your magic can be cast instantly, why didn't you deal with the frog from the beginning?"

"Because I am not only a magician, but also a performance artist. My next work will be called: The Devoured Goddess 1.0."

"What the hell is that 1.0 version? It's like I'm going to be swallowed up a second time!" Aqua yelled.

“We’re going to a ruin full of monsters next. How do you know there aren’t slimes that can melt women’s clothes or tentacle monsters that feed on women’s bodily fluids?” Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Aqua expressionlessly.

How can you say such terrifying things without any expression?

"I've seen plenty of magical girls and tentacle monsters, but this is the first time I've ever witnessed a war between a water goddess and a tentacle monster! Please let me see it up close." Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a cute yet sinister smile.

"Kazuma, this child is definitely broken. Let's not explore the ruins anymore, let's go back!" Aqua whispered.

Kazuma pinched his chin: "Actually, I also want to see what it's like to see Aqua crying after being bullied by the tentacle monster!"

Bad guys! You're all bad guys!

Aqua felt that what was broken was not the cute elf girl in front of her, but the whole world.

Tired, destroy it!

After eliminating all the frogs, the three resumed their journey and finally arrived at the so-called ruins after an hour.

"Hmm... this is the ruins? It doesn't seem like there's much to gain!" Kazuma looked at the ruins that had been dug up three feet deep and didn't know how to complain anymore.

I should have thought of that long ago. Since there are ruins near the city, they must have been explored by much stronger adventurers long ago. They wouldn't even have a drop of soup left for them, let alone any meat.

After all, this world not only has incredibly embarrassing adventurers like Kazuma, but also many powerful adventurers blessed by goddesses. Although Aqua is shameful, she is still a genuine goddess.

"Maybe we should go back! I feel like I can't even find a copper coin." Kazuma felt so tired. Why was life so difficult? All I wanted was to have enough to eat.

But thinking about it, he wouldn't have dared to go into unexplored ruins.

Suddenly, Aqua shouted, "Kazuma, prepare for battle! Monsters! Monsters have appeared!"

Kazuma immediately went on high alert, but relaxed when he saw the monster.

That was just the lowest level of slime, nothing to worry about, even an ordinary adult could easily deal with it.

"Don't worry about it, even if you kill it, you won't get any money." Kazuma prepared to explore deeper into the ruins. He had always been lucky, and who knew, maybe some unlucky adventurer would drop their wallet inside.

But Yamabuki Hanajin gripped her wand tightly, as if facing a formidable enemy, staring in terror at the light blue slime before her.

"Aqua! As a goddess, don't you see how terrifying this slime's power is? It has the power to destroy the world! Rimuru! We've finally met! Please, let me go, I'm just a penniless elf."

Kazuma and Aqua were completely bewildered: "What are you doing?"

Kazuma kicked the slime away, saying, "It's just an ordinary slime."

"Phew! That scared me to death! That makes sense, how could Rimuru appear in this world!" Yamabuki Hanajin patted his flat chest.

“According to the free map, there’s a second level to the ruins. Shall we go down and take a look?” Kazuma asked.

Why do I feel like this magician elf is also incredibly unreliable? She's on par with Aqua.

As soon as the second door was opened, a skeleton soldier appeared.

"It's...it's Ainz Ooal Gown! I never expected that two god-level powerhouses would appear in such a small ruin! There's no other way, we should retreat!" Yamabuki Hanajin turned and ran, but was grabbed by Aqua.

"Hmph! The chance to show off my skills has finally arrived! Let me show you my power as a goddess! Purify!"

The skeletons are in! The skeletons are instantly killed.

The battle is over.

"Looks like you're not entirely useless after all," Kazuma retorted.

Ainz Ooal Gown was instantly killed?

Great, with Aqua around, we don't need to worry about undead creatures.

After walking less than ten steps, a white spider appeared.

"It's...it's Spider Girl! Aqua! Kazuma! You guys go! I'll stay and fight her to the death, I hope I won't be instantly killed by her Mystic Eyes!" Yamabuki Hanajin said tragically.

Then......

The spider ran away.

I knew it. How could the three Egyptian Gods from another world possibly appear in such a small ruin?

So, does that mean I'm invincible in this world?

Hmph, my confidence suddenly surged up.

The three continued walking forward, with Kazuma keeping a close eye on the map: "According to the map, there's a mimic ahead. We can just go around it; no one should fall for it."

"A treasure chest!" Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes lit up: "Detection magic! Activate!"

Based on my detection magic, there's a 99.99% chance that the chest in front of me is a mimic.

"That means the probability of this being a real treasure chest is as high as 0.02%! With such a high probability, how could it be a mimicry?" Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes lit up as she walked step by step toward the treasure chest.

Neither Kazuma nor Aqua could hold them back.

"Wake up! It's obviously a mimic!"

"Yeah! You used the detection magic too, so it must be a mimic!"

However, Yamabuki Hanajin said resolutely, "You guys keep talking about the real fun of adventure? The fun of adventure lies in exploring the unknown, which has a probability of a full 0.02%! I've never encountered one with such a high probability! What if it's a magic book inside? What if it's a whole chest of gold coins inside?"

Despite Kazuma and Aqua's pleas, Yamabuki Hanajin insisted on opening the treasure chest.

Then... she was swallowed by the mimic.

Chapter 73: Please, God, give me two normal teammates!

After much hardship, the silly elf was finally rescued, and Kazuma looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

"God! I beg you to give me some teammates! They don't have to be super strong, I'll be content as long as they're normal people." Kazuma shed tears of despair. The people in this world are all abnormal, who knows what kind of weirdos he will encounter in the future.

"Huh? Kazuma? You called me?" Aqua leaned closer with a shrewd look on her face.

Kazuma then realized that Aqua was the god of this world! Hahaha! This world is doomed!

Yamabuki Hanakami dusted herself off: "Looks like my luck isn't so good today either. Let's keep going!"

"This isn't a matter of luck at all! Anyone with a normal brain can see that it's a mimic! What normal person would go and gamble on a 0.02% chance?" Kazuma cried out in despair.

Yamabuki Hanajin turned to Kazuma with a disdainful look: "Haven't you ever bought a lottery ticket? Do you know what the odds of winning the Mark Six lottery are? Even so, people still flock to it. Gambling is something ingrained in human DNA; it can't be changed."

"Is the subtext of what you said that you'll still fall for the mimic if you see a mimic in the future? I'm begging you, please learn your lesson! Didn't you say you've lived for over a thousand years? How come you're more childish than a human child?" Kazuma felt that without him, the family would collapse sooner or later.

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? If we calculate by your human age, I'm still a young girl. Why can't I be childish?" Yamabuki Hanajin replied seriously.

Kazuma realized that he couldn't reason with the two women; they were completely unreasonable.

"Let's move on! I don't want to argue with you about this anymore." Kazuma looked exhausted.

I miss modern life so much. When can I go home?

Finally, in the last area of ​​the underground level, they discovered the only valuable monster.

"Tentacle monster!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the lowest-level tentacle monster in front of her with great excitement.

This is the greatest enemy of all magical girls. As everyone knows, when magical girls fight tentacle monsters, their defense will decrease by 500%, while the tentacle monsters' attack and defense will increase tenfold.

Kazuma and Yamabuki Hanajin exchanged a glance, and both of them simultaneously revealed a strange smile.

"Aqua! The time has come for you to display your divine power as a goddess." Kazuma's face showed a sincere and sunny smile.

Aqua stiffly turned to look at Kazuma and Yamabuki Hanajin: "You wouldn't make this goddess do something like that, would you? Dealing with tentacle monsters and all that..."

Yamabuki Hanajin grinned smugly: "How could that be? We value our comrades very much. How could we let them do something so terrifying? Right, Kazuma?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Kazuma grabbed Aqua's shoulders to keep her standing still.

“Aqua, since you’re unwilling, then leave the task of dealing with the monsters to us! You just need to stand here.” Kazuma said sincerely.

"But...but the expressions on your faces terrify me!" Aqua felt pitiful, weak, and helpless.

"It's alright! Listen to me, be good! We'll take care of this monster perfectly!" Yamabuki Hanajin said, patting his flat chest.

Aqua was fooled into believing it; she actually believed it. She stood there motionless, while Kazuma and Yamabuki Hanajin exchanged a glance and simultaneously kicked Aqua in the butt, sending her flying into the tentacle monster.

"Aaaaaah! You two bastards tricked me! Help! It's disgusting! Slippery and sticky! Kazuma! Frilline!!!"

Yamabuki Hanajin calmly took out her camera and took a few photos before unleashing a spell that instantly killed the tentacle monster.

"Waaaaah! You two are both bad guys! I'm never playing with you again!" Aqua cried bitterly. I'm a goddess, and now I'm covered in tentacle monster slime. How embarrassing!

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Aqua with a serious expression: "Thank you so much for dedicating yourself to art. I've already named this set of photos: The Devoured Goddess 2.0."

Kazuma, with a bright smile, said to Aqua, "Aqua, thanks to your efforts, we defeated the tentacle monster. We can get another bounty, and tonight we won't have to sleep with the horse anymore! We can go to an inn and have a bowl of hot meat soup. It's all thanks to Aqua."

Aqua suddenly felt proud. Did I really play such a big role in this battle?

As expected of me!

Yamabuki Hanakami carefully put the photo away. The title of goddess of wisdom was well-deserved; Aqua truly was wise.

If it was so easy to get away with, there's a chance it might get sold off someday... Don't forget to give me a share of the money then.

Just as they were preparing to go back, suddenly, the ground began to tremble violently.

"Could it be an earthquake?" Kazuma asked, looking at the constantly shaking ruins.

A moment later, the ground beneath their feet cracked open, revealing the entrance to the second underground level.

"This...this is the legendary hidden level? My luck is really good!" Kazuma clenched his fist excitedly. If he could clear it, he would definitely get a huge reward!

"Frilian may seem unreliable, but her strength is genuine. As long as there are no mimics, she can easily crush them. Go, Frilian!" Kazuma still had a lot of confidence in this unreliable magician.

Aqua whispered, "Kazuma, let's not go down! What if there are some terrifying monsters down there?"

“Then I’ll use Aqua as a shield and run away.” Kazuma said earnestly.

As a goddess, she shouldn't die so easily, right?

Yamabuki Hanakami gave a thumbs up, "Truly a scumbag."

Aqua was completely flustered. She turned to her two teammates and asked, "So, who should go down first?"

As a result, both of them stared intently at Aqua.

"You can't bully people like this!" Aqua was about to cry.

I'm clearly a goddess! I should be revered by thousands, so why have I become a tank attracting firepower?

And so, Aqua cautiously descended to the underground, only to find that the second underground level was completely empty, with nothing in the very center except for a throne, and no gold or silver jewels.

“You worried for nothing,” Aqua sighed. “You two come down! There’s nothing outside.”

Yamabuki Hanajin jumped down, and sure enough, it was just an ordinary space, without even any magical fluctuations.

"Wait! What's this?" Yamabuki Hanajin noticed a very strange button on the throne.

"Aqua? Is this one of your pranks?"

"This goddess is not that bored."

Yamabuki Hanakami thought for a moment, then pressed the button.

And so, a white light appeared...

Chapter 74: The Three Phantom Gods of Another World

Kazuma and Aqua both covered their eyes.

What have you been doing?

"I just saw a button on the chair and pressed it," said Yamabuki Hanajin, looking completely innocent.