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Sorry, but your IQs are really too low. No matter how desperate a man is, he could never fall for a monkey.

"Aqua!!! Quiet down! Can't a person get any sleep?!" Kazuma yelled, covering his ears.

Yamabuki Hanajin also covered her ears. These two were so noisy, couldn't they let anyone sleep?

"Hmm? This child..." Aqua suddenly leaned closer, looking at Yamabuki Hanajin who was completely covered by the blanket, and reached out to pinch Yamabuki Hanajin's ear.

"This feels so soft..." Aqua exclaimed in shock.

"Hmm... Don't worry about me, let me sleep a little longer!" Yamabuki Hana curled up into a ball. In the cold winter, the blankets had a powerful magic that made even the strongest-willed person unwilling to get out of bed.

“This child’s ears…are so long!” Aqua suddenly exclaimed.

Long ears?

Did I turn into a donkey today?!

Never mind, nothing is more important than sleeping anyway.

Yamabuki Hanakami felt as if a pair of hands had forcibly pulled her up.

"It's... an elf?" Aqua exclaimed in surprise.

Yamabuki Hanajin was finally unable to continue sleeping because of the crazy woman's noise. She could only use all her strength to open her eyes a crack and see a fairly pretty face.

Intelligent eyes, long, light blue hair—there's no mistake.

The famous goddess of water, Aqua.

She is also the goddess with the most mysterious fighting power.

If you say she's bad, she almost wiped out the entire tomb in seconds.

If you say she's strong, she can't even beat a frog.

Therefore, never try to outfight a comedic character; no matter how you compare, you'll always be the one who suffers.

"Good morning!" Yamabuki Hanajin raised her hand to greet Aqua, but it was too cold outside, so she immediately pulled her hand back. "Good night."

"Wake up! This is my blanket!" Aqua yelled as she tried to grab the blanket, but to no avail.

"Kazuma! Come quick, help me grab the blanket!"

Kazuma rolled over and went back to sleep; after all, it wasn't my blanket that was stolen.

"Wait, elves." Kazuma seemed to have thought of something. Although he had never seen a real elf in this world, he had many elf characters when he played games before.

Kazuma reluctantly crawled out of bed, put on his sportswear, and went closer to take a look. Sure enough, there was a cute elf girl in Aqua's bed, sleeping with her eyes closed, perhaps dreaming.

"Aqua! Are there spirits in this world?" Kazuma asked.

"I think... I should!" Aqua said uncertainly.

"How about we sell her for money? That way we'll have money to stay in a hotel, and we won't have to suffer from the cold and hunger, or worry about freezing to death in the winter," Kazuma said seriously.

"Scumbag." Aqua looked at Kazuma with the same eyes she would give a piece of trash.

“You misunderstood me. We can pretend to be a middleman, then pretend to introduce her to jobs. After she makes money, we can take a cut from her salary, and that way we’ll have a steady stream of income.” Kazuma seemed to have figured out a way to make money.

Aqua's gaze towards trash remained unchanged: "Not even as good as scum."

"Could you please not be so loud when you're plotting? I heard everything." Yamabuki Hanajin, wrapped entirely in a blanket, swayed as she sat up.

Kazuma, with a straight face, tried to fool him: "A sprite like you living in a stable must be really short of money! How about I introduce you to a proper job? Give me 20% commission every month."

Yamabuki Hanakami really didn't want to reach out, so she silently ordered herself to open the system interface.

See who you've become today.

Name: Yamabuki Hanajiki (Frilian)

Gender: Unknown (female)

Race: Unknown (Elf)

Age: Unknown (over a thousand years)

Occupation: Unknown (Mage)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (it will stand firm even in the cold wind).

Note: She's not young anymore, she's already a thousand years old, she's a mature older sister, and she'll definitely develop even better in the future. What! You don't believe me? Ah, give her a violin performance.

"Looks like today I'm going to be the one to be buried, ugh, the one to be buried, Frillie." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and groped around until he found his wand, which he pointed at Kazuma's side.

With a single spell, half the plain was instantly leveled by a nuclear attack.

"thump!"

"thump!"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll never do it again! I was a fool who didn't recognize a great man, I was blind to his worth, please forgive me!" Kazuma shouted.

“Me too.” Aqua.

"I need to change my clothes, so..."

"Yes, yes, yes! I'll go prepare breakfast first! You go ahead and do your work!" Kazuma dashed off and disappeared in a flash.

The main thing is a person who can bend and stretch.

Chapter 71: Aqua and the Frog's Fantasy

The system probably worried that Yamabuki Hanajin would freeze to death in this environment, so it thoughtfully prepared pajamas for her.

After changing his clothes, Kazuma came in carrying three loaves of bread.

Looking at the three frozen, hard bread rolls in front of her, Yamabuki Hanajin simply couldn't bring herself to eat them.

There are many protagonists who transmigrate to another world and end up miserable.

But it's hard to believe that someone with a god in their name could still end up in such a miserable state.

Of course, it's also possible that he ended up in such a miserable state because he was accompanied by the goddess of wisdom.

"No way! This weather is already so cold, how can we eat this kind of thing so early in the morning?" Yamabuki Hanajin's face was full of disdain.

"We have no choice but to eat! We're out of money! Why are we in such a miserable state? In novels and games, transmigrators are always treated so well! Why am I struggling to even feed myself? I came here to defeat the Demon King..." Kazuma's face was filled with despair and collapse.

Suddenly, he turned around and knelt down in front of Yamabuki Hanajin: "A powerful and beautiful magician like you must be very kind. Please, please team up with us. At least we can solve our food and clothing problems."

"I do not want."

"As a beautiful girl, don't you have even a little bit of compassion?" Kazuma said in despair.

"No. However, if you're not happy with your current life, I can help you go to another time." Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly flashed a bright, sunny smile: "Which world would you like to choose: Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World- or Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash?"

"I feel... life is actually quite nice right now. Please allow me to refuse!" Although Kazuma accidentally chose a brainless goddess, his mind is very sharp. Neither of these two worlds sounds very friendly, especially the cunning expression on the other person's face.

“You guys are really too pitiful. How about this, for the sake of the goddess, I'll team up with you for one day. After one day, I'll leave this world, how about it?” Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

The main reason is that being with Aqua would definitely be fun.

"No problem." Kazuma agreed without hesitation: "Let's go and hunt down the frogs together."

Aqua looked disgusted: "Absolutely not! I'd rather die than see a frog again. It's so disgusting to be covered in this slimy stuff!"

"What kind of magic are you proficient in?" Kazuma asked expectantly.

"All of them. I'm a mage who's lived for over a thousand years. Don't even mention minor offensive magic; I can use magic that can change someone's gender or melt away their clothes. How about that! Isn't that amazing?"

"...Why does this sound so unreliable?" Kazuma couldn't help but complain.

Can't I recruit normal partners?

The cold and hard breakfast was too much for the three of them to swallow, so they went into the city together and went to the guild to accept a quest.

"Aqua! Kazuma! Did you use them to hunt frogs?" The guild member waved to them happily.

Kazuma stomped his foot on the ground with great momentum: "Give me the most difficult task."

The guild member's face froze instantly: "..."

You two can't even beat a frog, and you're talking about the hardest mission? I have a conscience, I can't just watch you die for nothing.

"I may be pretty bad, but... heh heh, we have an incredibly powerful mage. By the way, what's your name again?"

"Pah, Furongwang, it's Fulilian."

The guild member maintained her professional smile: "Miss Frillian, could you please show me your adventurer rank?"

"No."

"Does that prove your rank in the Mage's Guild?"

"No."

"Then...then...may I ask which god you worship? We can make a preliminary judgment about you based on your beliefs."

"I am an atheist, thank you."

"..." The fact that the guild member could still maintain a smile shows that she has a high level of professionalism.

Are you three sure you're not here to cause trouble?

"If that's the case, I really can't assign you the highest-level mission. After all... the risk level is too high, and we can't risk the lives of adventurers." The guild leader looked troubled.

"Then let's just give you any task. As for the reward... just enough to cover today's expenses is fine." Yamabuki Hanajin hunched her shoulders, letting the cold wind blow in through her collar.

"Then let's take this mission! Ruins exploration. Don't worry, most of the monsters in this ruin have already been eliminated by higher-level adventurers. Only some low-level monsters remain, but that's enough to cover today's expenses." The guild member handed over a magic scroll: "Just sign your name on it, and you'll have accepted the mission successfully."

Yamabuki Hanakami reluctantly stretched out her hand and wrote her name on it.

And so, the three-person adventure team was officially formed.

However, as soon as they left the city, Aqua dragged Yamabuki Hanajin along, insisting on taking a detour.

Is there any danger on this plain?

“There are many frogs,” Kazuma replied.

“Then I absolutely will not take a detour.” Yamabuki Hanajin’s body instantly burst into flames. What an honor it was to witness the goddess of wisdom being swallowed by a frog: “With me here, there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a mere frog.”

……

"You only said there were many frogs, but you didn't say the frogs here are actually this big!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the huge pile of frogs in front of her that could swallow a person whole, and turned to look at Aqua.

Aqua trembled: "Excuse me, Miss Elf, why are you looking at me like that?"

Yamabuki Hanajin spouted nonsense with a straight face: "As a magician, it takes me time to cast spells. Please hold off these frogs until I'm ready."

"Huh? But you this morning..."

"I'm going to prepare my magic, don't talk to me." Yamabuki Hanajin interrupted Aqua's questioning.

Anyway, with her intelligence, she couldn't have thought of so many things.

Aqua, seeing a horde of frogs approaching, stiffly turned to look at Kazuma, only to find that he had somehow already run far away, waving and calling out to her, "Aqua! Don't be afraid! Show your true strength! You'll scare these frogs away!"

"My true strength? I don't even know what my true strength is!" Aqua looked at the frog rushing towards her, turned around and ran wildly in the manner of an Abnormal species, snot and tears flying everywhere, her facial features almost distorted!

"Kazuma!!! Help!!!"

"Come on!"

The frog swallowed Aqua whole, leaving only her two legs sticking out.

"Truly worthy of being called the goddess of wisdom! This is absolutely stunning. If I were swallowed by a frog, I would have committed suicide long ago!" Yamabuki Hanajin said casually from the side.

By the way, it's time to get rid of these frogs.

Magic - Normal Attack.

P.S.: More episodes this afternoon, please comment, recommend, and favorite!

Chapter 72: My Lifelong Rival, the Mimic

"Wow! It stinks! It smells so bad! It's covered in frog saliva! Kazuma!" Aqua reached out to Kazuma, who backed away in terror.

"My workout clothes were just washed, I don't want to get them covered in frog saliva," Kazuma yelled.