I'm really not an old sword

Lin Qingsu turned her head and looked at the two blonde and red-haired Western women outside the box, and was also a little surprised.

"Artoria?"

Chapter 4 Wife: You're bullying me because I don't know anything! (K)

Facing Altria's eyes full of anger, Lin Qingsu raised her chopsticks.

"eat together?"

"Are you provoking me?"

Lin Qingsu shrugged, which made Altria even angrier. However, her rationality finally made her look at her master's fiancée, only to find that she was staring blankly at the face of the blond man in the box without blinking.

"Sora?"

Sora came back to his senses, turned his head slightly, and spoke a little faster.

"In that case, I'd better obey your command."

"Sora?"

Altria looked at Sora blankly, not understanding why she suddenly became so passionate about him.

But the other party, being the Master's fiancée and also her half-Master, was being dragged into a private room just as she was thinking of a reasonable rebuttal.

Altria said bluntly, "I think it would be dangerous to stay with such a despicable person for too long."

"You will protect me."

"That's what I say, but..."

"Miss, I think your Servant is scared."

Hearing the man's frivolous voice, Altria raised her eyebrows and glared at him with suppressed anger.

Lin Qingsu smiled and continued eating meat.

I don't know why, but when I see Altria's serious look, I can't help but want to tease her. No matter if she is angry or has any other emotions, just thinking about making that always tense face break down makes me feel particularly happy.

"Do you think I'll fall for such a simple provocation?"

Artoria retorted sharply.

Sora sat down first: "Okay, sit down, I'm starving."

Finally, under Sora's pull, Altria reluctantly walked into the private room.

Because there were two more people, Irisviel's position was also changed.

From the beginning, the two of them sat opposite each other, but now it became two groups sitting opposite each other. The 'Master' sat on the inside, while Artoria and Lin Qingsu sat on the side of the private room door respectively.

Although the restaurant is Chinese style, the private rooms are more like the kang in a Korean barbecue restaurant.

Because Artoria was worried that Lin Qingsu would do something "despicable" again, she sat very far out in the distance so that she could get up and fight at any time. However, because she was too far out, there was no stove blocking the way in the middle.

"Dirty."

Not long after Lin Qingsu sat down, she was scolded because their feet accidentally touched each other.

Lin Qingsu could only put down her chopsticks innocently. He really didn't do it on purpose.

Although he really wanted to tease Artoria and make her 'shocked', he was not interested in such vulgar jokes that involved deliberate physical contact.

"This place is so small. If you want to blame someone, blame the small private room. How can you blame me?"

"Vile! Shameless! Despicable!"

Altria had a very bad impression of Lin Qingsu. She didn't listen to his explanation at all, but scolded him even more vigorously.

She had seen many ordinary despicable people, but Lin Qingsu's despicable behavior in the fight yesterday was beyond her expectations. He even took advantage of her "daughter".

Of course, what she couldn't accept the most was that he was actually a man.

This made Artoria, who was used to staying calm as a king, couldn't help but get angry when she saw him.

Let me make it clear in advance that I am definitely not a masochist.

But when being scolded by Altria, Lin Qingsu found that she did not feel any negative emotions at all, but rather felt quite refreshed.

As the dishes came up one after another, several people started to grill the meat.

However, Irisviel's grilling skills are really not good enough, not to mention Altria, and although Sora's grilling is okay, the problem is that she doesn't know how to use chopsticks, so it's very difficult for her to do it.

So in the end, the task of barbecue was entirely handed over to Lin Qingsu alone.

After he finished roasting, the other two started to work. Lin Qingsu looked at Altria who was slow to move the cutlery.

"What, as a woman, I'm so dumb I can't even use a fork?"

Artoria retorted, "Servants don't need to eat. Have you forgotten this?"

"Female me?" The full Irisviel was still wrapping the lettuce and meat: "Saber, come, ah~"

Lin Qingsu said as she ate, "Well, her name is Altria Pendragon. She's my parallel world self."

"amazing."

"I find it amazing too." Lin Qingsu said deliberately, "I didn't expect that someone like me who loves eating so much would actually say something like 'Servants don't need to eat', tsk."

Oh no, forget about him and it’s your own business.

Altria's expression changed for a moment, and finally she pursed her lips tightly and chose to continue to endure.

The aroma of meat and oil kept wafting over to her, and she felt that the low chewing sounds of others were amplified countless times. She covered her stomach with her small hands and did not dare to look up, for fear that she would surrender when she saw the sizzling and greasy barbecue.

Seeing Altria like this, Lin Qingsu knew that she was about to collapse, so she picked up a piece of freshly roasted greasy meat and handed it to Altria's mouth.

"Come on, ah."

This coaxing tone suddenly reminded Altria of the time when the man called her 'daughter'.

Filled with inexplicable anger, Altria suddenly stood up and pointed her spear at Lin Qingsu.

"I challenge you to a duel of life and death! Now! Immediately! Immediately!"

"If you are still a knight, come out with me now!"

The sharp tip of the gun was just a few centimeters away from Lin Qingsu's neck.

Ignoring the furious lioness, Lin Qingsu slowly retracted her chopsticks, picked up the barbecue handed to Altria, stuffed it into her mouth and chewed it. After swallowing it, she sighed leisurely.

"Really delicious."

Altria's gun tip trembled slightly in anger.

"Alright, Lancer."

Sora picked up the freshly grilled meat and placed it on Altria's plate: "Eat it."

"Thank you."

Altria looked at Lin Qingsu coldly, silently telling herself not to get angry with a villain, and sat down again to pick up the meat with a fork.

As soon as I put it in my mouth, the gravy mixed with the heat just burst into fragrance in my mouth, and then I heard the man opposite me say leisurely.

"I poisoned that plate of meat."

"Mmmmm?!"

"I lied to you."

"I want to duel with you!"

......

After eating barbecue with Lancer, Lin Qingsu brought Irisviel to the beach.

Alice rolled up her trouser legs, not caring at all about the cold wind in late winter, and happily played in the sea alone.

After a while, she stopped in the water and looked at Lin Qingsu. She was lying on the beach with her eyes closed, as if she was asleep.

“Saber?”

I called twice, but there was no response.

The lady's red eyes suddenly lit up. She squatted down, scooped up a handful of water with both hands, and tiptoed to Lin Qingsu's side.

At this moment, Lin Qingsu suddenly opened her eyes and sat up straight.

"what?!"

Irisviel sat down on the ground and the water in her hand spilled all over herself.

"You lied to me?"

"How could I not know someone was taking it in?"

"so."

Irisviel seemed to be lost in thought. She stood up and took his arm. “How about we play in the water?”

"That's boring, I'll take you to play."

Alice tilted her head in confusion, and saw Lin Qingsu stand up, pat the sand, walk up to her, and put his arms around her waist.

Just as she subconsciously hugged the man's waist, an intense feeling of weightlessness swept over her body. There was a constant sound of wind in her ears, and her vision seemed to be much brighter. She lowered her head belatedly and suddenly heard a "thump" sound.

The sea water swept in from all directions.

Alice was startled and quickly hugged Lin Qingsu and buried her head in his arms like an ostrich.

The expected feeling of suffocation did not come.

After a long time, Irisviel mustered up the courage to open her eyes, and suddenly she couldn't close them anymore.

It was a light blue world with bright corals all over the seabed. Schools of fish came and went. From time to time, small fish would curiously leave the group when they saw them, swimming as lightly and gracefully as gauze, swimming around them.

Looking up, the water surface reflected the bright moonlight, sparkling.

What a nice view.

I don’t know how long it took.

‘Wow! ’

Lin Qingsu and Alice appeared on the sea with only their heads exposed.

"How about it?"

Her wet hair hit her face, and Irisviel's eyes were full of excitement as she recalled what she had just seen underwater.

"Wow! The sea is so beautiful! And it's warm, and you don't have to breathe. I thought I was going to suffocate at first. It's amazing!"

"Would you like to come again in the future?"

"miss you!"

"So you want to live?"

Lin Qingsu once again asked the question that had not been clearly answered during the day, and this time Alice answered without any hesitation.

"Yes! I want to live."

......

「1994年，1月24日，PM10：37」

After sending Irisviel back to the castle, the forest outside the castle once again welcomed its uninvited guests.

A female knight holding a spear.

"Come to think of it, did your Master scold you harshly last night?"

Lin Qingsu was defending against Altria's attack while chatting with her leisurely.

He was too familiar with Artoria's spearmanship.

Although he really wants to achieve victory as soon as possible, the fact is that it is impossible without relying on unconventional means. But at the same time, it will be more difficult for the other party to achieve victory than him.

Facing Lin Qingsu's "nonsense", Altria said nothing and kept shooting with a cold face.

Suddenly, she sensed through the Command Spell that something was wrong with the Master.

"mean!!!"