I'm really not an old sword

"I'll help you."

Irisviel leaned into his arms and cried even harder.

Feeling her clothes being held tightly, Lin Qingsu gently patted her back to make her cry more freely, coaxing her like a child.

She is indeed a child.

Apart from her appearance, she was only a few years older than her daughter Illya.

Just then the door of the tea room was suddenly pushed open.

Illya and Matou Sakura appeared at the door hand in hand. Illya opened her mouth slightly and her mouth shape was "Mom".

Seeing the scene in the tea room, the smiles on the two little lolis' faces froze. Then they noticed that Lin Qingsu turned her head to look at them as if she had done something wrong, and they closed the door and hid in the corridor as if escaping.

Illya patted her still chest.

"D-did you see what happened in there?"

Matou Sakura's mouth opened slightly, as if she hadn't recovered from the shock yet: "It seems that my brother is hugging Aunt Irisviel."

"Will we be considered bad kids if we go in without knocking?"

"Will you get stye if you see something you shouldn't see?"

The two little girls grumbled worriedly, and suddenly Illya's eyes lit up and she grabbed Sakura Matou's little hand.

"Sakura, I suddenly had a great idea!"

Matou Sakura tilted her head.

"Look, Mom is a good person, and so is my brother. Mom needs a husband, and my brother needs a wife. So why don't we help each other fill the gap?"

Sakura Matou looked at Illya blankly. For some reason, she always felt that what she said made sense, but at the same time, she also felt that it didn't make sense.

"Sakura, don't you want to play with me forever?"

Sakura Matou hesitated for a moment and nodded.

"Think about it, if mom and brother are together, then we'll become a real family, and we can live here forever, every day like this!"

Sakura Matou was fooled and looked longing.

"Makes sense."

"Right, right? Then let's make a battle plan!"

Matou Sakura raised a question: "But this is an adult matter, we children may not understand it very well."

"That's right, then shall we go find your master?"

Matou Sakura shook her head: "Master is in trouble, and Master is so scary."

"Your master is indeed very scary."

Illya deeply agreed.

"Got it! Go find Aunt Elsa!"

Chapter 10 A Day with My Wife (40/)

The mountain road around Fuyuki City.

A black car was driving at high speed on a winding road.

In the driver's seat of the car, Irisviel was gripping the steering wheel, pressing the accelerator with a childlike excited smile on her face.

Lin Qingsu felt that the seat belt could no longer protect her.

Just after Irisviel cried, Elsa came over with two little lolis and said, "Let him take Irisviel out for a walk," and gave him the car keys, and then this scene happened.

"May I ask who taught you to drive?"

"Elsa, what's wrong?"

"I..."

Lin Qingsu was about to speak when the car suddenly moved away. The screeching sound of the tires made Lin Qingsu stagger and almost threw him out of the seat belt. He finally managed to steady himself, glanced at the innocent-looking Irisviel, and sighed.

"It's okay. Remember to drive slowly when you enter the city."

"Oh."

Twenty minutes later.

"Speeding, driving without a license..."

Alice stood on the street with her head down like a primary school student, accepting the lecture from the traffic police.

From time to time, he frowned and shrank his body in response to the traffic police's stern tone.

Lin Qingsu stood aside and watched the show. It was not until Alice cast a pitiful look for help for the fifth time that he walked up to the traffic policeman and patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction.

"Who?"

The traffic police turned around and saw nothing behind him.

He turned his head to look at the speeding lady, but found that she was suddenly gone. He looked around but couldn't find her, so he looked down at the half-written ticket and the car parked on the side of the road and fell into deep thought.

"Did you meet a ghost?"

roof.

Lin Qingsu held Alice in her arms and kept moving between the floors until she finally jumped to the roof.

Irisviel opened her arms happily.

"Huh, so exciting! Ah!"

Irisviel covered her head and looked at Lin Qingsu pitifully: "Saber, why did you hit me?"

"Tell you to go into the city and separate too quickly."

Irisviel whispered, "But I did slow down."

Lin Qingsu was speechless.

It seemed that it was indeed true. Compared to the speed she drove on the mountain road, driving in the city seemed a little slower.

'despair! '

Lin Qingsu knocked her on the chestnut again.

"And you still talk back."

"Ugh."

Irisviel covered her head, her red eyes full of innocence, and she lowered her head, not daring to speak.

"I know I was wrong. I will drive slower next time."

"alright."

Seeing her pitiful appearance, Lin Qingsu's heart softened and she rubbed the place where she had hit her: "Does it hurt?"

"Kind of."

"It's just right that I'll remember this lesson later."

"Oh." Irisviel looked left and right and whispered, "That car..."

"If you perform well, I'll buy you a new one. If you don't, you won't be able to drive anymore."

"I will definitely perform well!"

......

Fuyuki during the day is truly peaceful.

Although due to its age, it is not as prosperous as when Lin Qingsu came later, and many infrastructures have not yet been built, it is still good enough for sightseeing.

Lin Qingsu took Alice to a newly built small to medium-sized amusement park.

Roller coaster, bungee jumping machine, pendulum...

After playing until the afternoon, he took her to the mall and let her play freely. Then Lin Qingsu witnessed the horror of women's shopping. He could hardly carry all the bags. Fortunately, the mall saw that he bought a lot and provided home delivery service. He told them the address of the castle, paid some more money, and handed over the purchases to the delivery company of the mall.

It was already dark when they finished shopping, so Lin Qingsu took Irisviel to find a Chinese barbecue restaurant they had seen in the afternoon.

The oily meat is placed on the grate and immediately makes a crackling sound.

The aroma of barbecue spreads along with the steam from the charcoal fire.

“You need to turn it over frequently when eating this, and you need to be patient.”

Alice, who was staring at the ingredients on the oven, chuckled when she heard Lin Qingsu's scolding.

Finally, the meat was grilled. Lin Qingsu picked up a piece and put it in her bowl: "Eat it."

"Ok!"

Alice cheered and put the meat into her mouth without thinking. The next second, tears flowed from the corners of her eyes. She covered her mouth and blew air into it.

"Hahaha, you must be burned. I told you to go slower. How does it taste?"

"It was too hot, I couldn't taste it." Irisviel said in an aggrieved tone: "Did you do that on purpose?!"

I was hungry for a long time and finally got to eat a piece of meat. It was so hot that I swallowed it without knowing what it tasted like.

"Look at you." Lin Qingsu moved all the roasted ingredients on the stove to her side with a smile: "Eat slowly, it's all yours."

"Aren't you going to eat?"

"You eat first. I am a follower and will not feel hungry."

Only then did Irisviel happily start eating.

While Lin Qingsu was grilling new ingredients, she watched Irisviel eat with great satisfaction. When the ingredients were almost ready, she picked up two slices of meat, a piece of lettuce and garlic, and wrapped the meat with some seasoning.

"Try this."

Irisviel pulled out her fork and looked at him curiously with puffed lips.

"Is this stretching?"

"Take a bite and you'll know."

Lin Qingsu handed it to Alice's mouth, and the lady opened her mouth slightly and took a bite with an "ah".

The aroma of meat exploded in her mouth, but the greasiness was masked by the fragrance of vegetables and garlic cloves. Irisviel covered her mouth immediately.

"Haohao scoffed."

As he spoke, he seemed to realize that what he said was wrong and couldn't help laughing. He finished the food in his mouth with a red face, his red eyes full of curiosity.

"how did you do that?"

"It's very simple." Lin Qingsu demonstrated it to her step by step.

After watching it, Alice suddenly realized and immediately copied Lin Qingsu's actions, and then imitated the actions that Lin Qingsu had just fed her.

"Come on, ah."

Looking at Irisviel with eyes full of excitement, Lin Qingsu felt a little amused, but still opened her mouth.

“How interesting!”

Alice seemed to be addicted and kept wrapping lettuce for Lin Qingsu.

Seeing that she was full, Lin Qingsu did not refuse. She grilled the ingredients while eating the lettuce wrapped with various strange things.

"There's no lettuce left. I'll go get another one!"

"More meat."

"Uh-huh!"

Irisviel opened the box door and was about to go out.

The doorman suddenly passed by with two people.

Seeing the open door of the box, the two men subconsciously turned their heads to look inside the box. When the person outside saw Lin Qingsu grilling meat, his pupils shrank slightly, and his beautiful eyes were filled with anger as he subconsciously shouted out.

"It's you?!"