Zongman: My Smart Group

Hachiman Hikigaya reluctantly raised his head and said, "There's no room for discussion."

Lin Mo looked around and waved to Yui Yuigahama, saying, "Yui! Can you come over here for a second? I have something to discuss with you."

Yui Yuigahama looked around, and finally, pointing to herself in surprise, said, "Huh? Me?"

Lin Mo: "Of course it's you. Who else would wear a bun hairstyle besides you?"

Yui Yuigahama cautiously approached and said timidly, "Um... what can I do for you?"

Lin Mo looked at her carefully and said, "Speaking of which, I think I rescued your dog back then. How is that dog?"

Yui Yuigahama said awkwardly, "Hahaha... Oh... The doctor said I broke two ribs and I'm still recovering."

Lin Mo smiled and said, "Looks like I successfully saved it. I'm such a good person!"

Yui Yuigahama: "Hahaha...ha...yes, you're a good person!"

Hachiman Hikigaya curled his lip. How could you say such a thing? What kind of good person would pull down someone's pants while they're using the toilet?

Lin Mo: "I almost forgot the important thing. I'm here to invite you to join the club."

Hachiman Hikigaya immediately declined, saying, "I'm sorry, I don't have any plans to join a club at the moment."

Yui Yuigahama politely asked, "May I ask what club it is?"

Lin Mo: "It's the Service Department. I've forgotten what its purpose is, but anyway, I need you to join so that this club can be established!"

How dare you even think about starting a club when you haven't established a clear purpose or gathered enough members!

Hachiman Hikigaya, sensing the curious gazes of those around him, prepared to quickly end the topic and said, "I won't join any clubs I'm not interested in, not to mention I'm a staunch homebody, so give up on your idea."

Yui Yuigahama whispered, "Um... I don't have any plans to join a club right now, sorry!"

Lin Mo said in surprise, "That's not right. According to the script, shouldn't you all agree immediately? Why are you all refusing?"

Hachiman Hikigaya's lips twitched slightly. What kind of script is this?!

Lin Mo sighed and said, "Fine, since that's the case, I won't force you to join. However, I saved your lives, so you should give me some compensation."

Hachiman Hikigaya couldn't help but shout, "What the hell is this 'dog's life'?!"

Lin Mo asked in confusion, "Yuihama's dog, your life, or dog's life for short, is there a problem?"

Hachiman Hikigaya said somewhat angrily, "Don't use ellipses in this matter! It's very misleading!"

Yui Yuigahama quickly intervened to mediate, saying, "Stop arguing, Lin Mo. You want compensation, right? What do you want?"

Lin Mo: "Actually, it's nothing. I just want you to do me a small favor."

Yui Yuigahama: "What kind of help is it? I'll do my best to help!"

Lin Mo opened his arms and said, "Join the Service Department!"

"..."

As soon as they finished speaking, the two fell silent again. So what was the difference between this and the topic at the beginning?

Lin Mo: "After all, I saved your lives. As a way of repaying me, join my gang!"

Yui Yuigahama: Ah! What should I do? Would it be bad to just refuse?

Hachiman Hikigaya: Isn't this moral blackmail? This is definitely moral blackmail!

Lin Mo said with a smile, "You don't need to feel troubled. Joining the Service Department will bring you many benefits."

Hachiman Hikigaya: "For example?"

Lin Mo: "If you perform well, I will give you some rewards, such as letting you design the death of people you hate."

Hachiman Hikigaya: "So you're some kind of assassin gang?!"

Yui Yuigahama: "How scary!"

Lin Mo: "If you don't like this, you can change to something else, provided I can do it."

Finally, not wanting to offend Lin Mo, Yui Yuigahama said, "Alright, I'll join."

Hachiman Hikigaya remained steadfast in his choice: "Give up! I would never betray the Home Club!"

Lin Mo sighed and said, "It seems I have no choice but to use my ultimate move! Please wait a moment while I find someone."

Fortunately, he had come prepared and found out Totsuka Saika's class. Lin Mo went to her class and politely said, "Totsuka-san, could you come with me for a moment? I have something very important to ask you!"

Totsuka Saika exclaimed in surprise, "Huh?! Me? Okay."

Kind-hearted Totsuka Saika immediately agreed to Lin Mo's request, letting Lin Mo lead her by the hand to stand in front of Hikigaya Hachiman.

Feeling a little embarrassed by the many people watching, Totsuka Ayaka blushed and asked, "Excuse me, what brings you here?"

The moment Totsuka Saika appeared, Hikigaya Hachiman's heart skipped a beat. Her delicate temperament, cute appearance, and rosy cheeks were exactly what he craved! Looking at her, he couldn't help but blush.

As expected, Totsuka Saika is targeting Hachiman!

Lin Mo leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Hachiman, you don't want others to know that you like boys, do you?"

Hachiman Hikigaya's eyes widened instantly. A boy?! What nonsense are you spouting?! What kind of international joke is this?! You're calling such a cute girl a boy?!

Seeing the incredulous look on Hachiman Hikigaya's face, Lin Mo patted Saika Totsuka's shoulder and said with a smile, "Totsuka, let me ask you, are you a man or a woman?"

Ayaka Totsuka blushed and said shyly, "Um, although I look like a girl, I'm actually a man. You see, I even have an Adam's apple!"

Hachiman Hikigaya's face froze, and he stood there petrified. He had finally fallen for someone, only to lose so completely! Unbelievable!

Seeing Totsuka Saika's shy expression, Hikigaya Hachiman's face turned red again, as if he was even more excited. What was going on?

However, upon seeing Lin Mo's devilish smile, Hachiman Hikigaya immediately snapped out of his daze and declared righteously, "What are you talking about? We're best friends! With our passionate bond, how could I not join your club!"

Chapter 61 The Superb Hikigaya Loitering Missile

Lin Mo smiled and said, "So?"

With a resolute look in his eyes, Hachiman Hikigaya declared, "I'll join!"

Lin Mo: "OK, Totsuka, this is none of your business. Go back to where you were before!"

Totsuka Ayaka: “Huh?”

And so, Totsuka Saika walked out, looking completely bewildered, just as he had come quietly and left quietly.

Lin Mo: "Remember to come to Hiratsuka-sensei's office after school so we can hand in the application forms together."

"understood."

Just then, the school bell rang, and Hiratsuka Shizuka walked into the classroom. Lin Mo quickly plopped down in Hikigaya Hachiman's seat, pushing him out of the way, and then picked up his pen and pretended to study diligently.

Hachiman Hikigaya stood in the aisle looking completely bewildered. It wasn't until the next second that he realized this seemed to be his seat, and he quickly half-squatted down and squeezed back in with his buttocks.

Just as the two were secretly competing, Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly looked over. The two quickly sat on half of the stool, one holding a book and the other a pen, and pretended to be studying.

Hiratsuka Shizube simply glanced around to see if anyone was absent. After seeing that there were no empty seats, she nodded and said, "Class begins."

Hachiman Hikigaya said through gritted teeth in a low voice, "Why aren't you in your own classroom during class? Why are you taking my seat!"

Lin Mo curled his lip and said, "You can't just sit down like this, do you? Do you know why the club is called the Service Club? It's because we're here to serve me. Little Hachiman Hikigaya, I advise you to be sensible and get out of my way."

Hachiman Hikigaya: "This is my seat. You should be the one standing, not me!"

Lin Mo: "Hachiman! Aren't we best friends? It's time for you to sacrifice yourself! Quickly draw Hiratsuka-sensei's attention, and cover my escape while she hits you!"

Hachiman Hikigaya exclaimed in horror, "People will die! Someone as weak and feeble as me would definitely be forced to quit the ring if I took a punch!"

Lin Mo scolded, "Hachiman Hikigaya! Is this how you treat your older brother, his younger brother?! Shouldn't you be ready to go to great lengths for me? What are you doing now?!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "I don't think I ever agreed to be your underling. It's all your own assumption, get lost! And I haven't settled the score with you for pulling down my pants last time. Get out of my seat now!"

Lin Mo: "No way! Going out now would be a death sentence!"

The two argued back and forth, which quickly attracted Hiratsuka Shizuka's attention. Watching the two of them pushing and shoving each other, anger instantly ignited in her eyes.

Hiratsuka Shizuka slammed her hand on the table and said coldly, her face expressionless, "Do you two want to come up here and argue?"

Hachiman Hikigaya and Lin Mo instantly broke out in a cold sweat, stiffly looking up at the podium. On it, Shizuka Hiratsuka had transformed into a demon, with raging flames burning around it.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Everyone stand up! Lin Mo, can you explain why you're not in your own classroom and instead are fighting for seats with others here?"

Lin Mo sighed and said, "It seems we have no choice but to use this."

A sense of foreboding suddenly rose in Hachiman Hikigaya's heart. He absolutely could not let Lin Mo speak at this moment; he had to sever ties with him immediately!

But he was too late. Lin Mo suddenly grabbed Hachiman Hikigaya's hand and said very seriously, "It's time for you to experience our exhilarating combination technique!"

He then grabbed Hachiman Hikigaya's hand and struck a peculiar pose.

Hachiman Hikigaya's expression changed drastically, and he shouted, "Wait! I..."

Lin Mo didn't give Hachiman Hikigaya any time to speak, and with astonishing strength, he pulled Hachiman Hikigaya into a strange dance.

Hiratsuka Shizuka stared blankly at the scene, her curiosity rising within her, determined to see what kind of trouble the two of them could possibly cause.

Lin Mo used all his strength to pull Hachiman Hikigaya in front of him and shouted, "Go! Super Hachiman Loitering Missile!"

Then he kicked Hachiman Hikigaya away and ran away.

Hachiman Hikigaya stood bewildered in front of Shizuka Hiratsuka, looking at her incredibly gloomy face, and weakly said with his hand raised, "I think I can explain."

Hiratsuka Shizuka said coldly, "You're quite something, Hachiman Hikigaya. You usually seem quite honest, but I didn't expect you to be someone who quietly accomplishes great things."

Hachiman Hikigaya cried out, on the verge of tears, "I'm innocent, teacher!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Enough talk! Take this!"

Hachiman Hikigaya felt a momentary dizziness, followed by excruciating pain in his abdomen. Each second stretched out endlessly, feeling like an eternity. In his final moments before losing consciousness, Hachiman Hikigaya cried out in his heart:

What a sin!

After placing the unconscious Hachiman Hikigaya in his seat, Shizuka Hiratsuka did not go out to chase after Lin Mo. Instead, she turned around and walked back to the podium. Since the matter had already occurred, she couldn't let it delay everyone's studies.

Hiratsuka Shizuka glanced at the students below, and they immediately sat up straight, practically screaming "I'm a model student!" on their faces. Hiratsuka Shizuka nodded and said, "Let's continue the lesson!"

Meanwhile, on the other side, after escaping Hiratsuka Shizuka's clutches, Lin Mo said with a sense of relief, "I almost died there. Luckily, my best friend covered my retreat. I'm so touched! He truly deserves to be my best friend, Hikigaya Hachiman. He's willing to go to great lengths for his brothers! This time next year, I'm going to burn 100 beautiful women for him."

System: "Host, it is truly an honor for Hachiman Hikigaya to have you as a close friend!"

Lin Mo: "Of course, don't you know who I am! Anyway, I'm going back to class."

Lin Mo made up a reason and sat back down in his seat. When the teacher wasn't looking, he wrote a note and threw it to Yukino Yukinoshita.

Yukino Yukinoshita frowned, then looked at Lin Mo who smiled and gave her a thumbs up, before finally opening the book and reading it anyway.

Thanks to my efforts, Hachiman Hikigaya and Yui Yuigahama have both voluntarily joined the club, and we can apply to establish it after school!

Yukino Yukinoshita: The club needs five people to be established, and we are still one short.

Lin Mo was slightly taken aback. It seemed that was indeed the case. But who should they find for the fifth member? How about finding a ghost member?

After much deliberation, Lin Mo decided to choose Rikka Takanashi. Since she was going to start a club anyway, it was all the same, so they could just merge them together.

Having made up his mind, Lin Mo patted his chest, indicating that he would entrust the last person to him as well!

After class, Lin Mo rushed out again and arrived at Takanashi Rikka's classroom. Lin Mo pointed at Takanashi Rikka in an extremely strange posture and said, "Evil King's True Eye! I want to create a private organization, and I need your help!"

Rikka Takanashi said with great interest, "Oh? I didn't expect you to have such foresight. Don't worry, I'll help you!"

Lin Mo: "Great! Let's go to Hiratsuka-sensei's office after school to fill out the club application forms."

Rikka Takanashi: "Huh?"

Lin Mo didn't give Takanashi Rikka a chance to speak. He turned around and left. He had already achieved his goal and couldn't wait to share the good news with Yukino Yukinoshita!

Chapter 62 The Club is Established!

Time passed slowly, and during this time Hiratsuka Shizuka did not take the initiative to look for Lin Mo. She only asked someone to ask Lin Mo to come to her office after school. If he did not come, then she would have to go to his house to find him, and then it would be hard to say what would happen!

Hiratsuka Shizuka smirked, just about to light a cigarette to relax, when there was a knock on the office door.

"Enter."

Yukino Yukinoshita, Lin Mo, Hachiman Hikigaya, Yui Yuigahama, and Rikka Takanashi walked in one after another.

Hiratsuka Shizuka immediately became alert. Could it be that Lin Mo thought he was going to attack him, so he preemptively gathered a group of people to attack him?