Zongman: My Smart Group

Oh well, it's not easy for anyone. Let's just pay it back after class.

The class passed quickly, and Lin Mo naturally forgot about it, not remembering it until the end of get out of class at noon.

"Hey! The True Eye of the Evil King, it's been a long time!"

Just after getting his food, Lin Mo saw Rikka Takanashi and went over to say hello.

"Lin Mo! Over here!"

Turning her head, she saw that it was Vinette greeting her, with Gabriel, Satania, Raphiel, and others beside her.

So where should I go?

After thinking for two seconds, Lin Mo walked towards Rikka Takanashi, took her hand, and led her to Vigne's table, where the six of them sat down.

Only children make choices; I want them all!

Vinette smiled and said, "Lin Mo, is this your friend?"

Rikka Takanashi covered her eyes and said, "I am the True Eye of the Evil King! Rikka Takanashi! Since you are with the Great Demon Satania, you must not be ordinary people. Tell me your identities!"

Vinette looked flustered. She hadn't expected Satania to expose her identity, which violated the rules of the Demon Realm. What should she do?

Satania suddenly stood up, put a hand on her forehead, and said, "Hahaha... Evil King's True Eye, and Silent Emperor, I never thought we would meet again. What a fateful reunion! Let's take this opportunity to continue our competition!"

Lin Mo: "No."

Rikka Takanashi: "No."

Satania, somewhat defensively, said, "Why refuse? Shouldn't we have a fair and square fight right now?"

Lin Mo: "Because it's lunchtime, I need to eat."

Rikka Takanashi: "Because of the fierce battle with the Bureau this morning, I urgently need to replenish my magic power with food!"

As Winette listened to their conversation, she felt like her CPU was about to overheat; she couldn't understand a word they were saying.

As Gabriel added chili peppers to Satania's noodles, she said, "Don't mind their conversation; it's just chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)."

Vinette exclaimed in surprise, "Is it chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)?"

Gabriel put the chili pepper back in its place and said with a mischievous grin, "Hmm, it's chuunibyou."

Chapter 59 Vice President of the Service Club

Satania said regretfully, "Well, there's nothing we can do about it. In that case, let's not have a duel today."

After saying that, Satania sat back down in her seat and began eating her noodles without any expression.

Vinette stared blankly at Satania, only for a second before Satania started eating heartily. She couldn't help but ask with some concern, "Satania, are you alright? There's a lot of chili in the noodles."

Satania laughed and said, "Of course it doesn't matter! I'm the Great Demon Satania, I don't feel anything at all!"

Gabriel was also very puzzled by this scene. She had clearly put in a lethal dose of chili peppers, so how come she was completely unharmed?

Out of curiosity, I added some chili to my noodles, took a bite, and exclaimed, "So spicy!!! So hot!"

"Is it that spicy?" Winette exclaimed in surprise.

Vinette looked at Gabriel and didn't react for a moment. After all, she saw that Satania was eating happily. In the end, Lin Mo handed her a bottle of water.

Gabriel quickly took the bottle and drank half of it in one gulp: "It's still so spicy, Satania, don't you have a sense of taste?!"

Satania: "Hahaha... Gabriel, you're so lame! You can't even handle this much? You should just admit defeat and submit to the great Lady Satania!"

Raphiel covered her mouth and laughed, "Gabriel, you can't let her outdo you, how about some more chili!"

Gabriel said angrily, "Are you trying to kill me?! Why don't you go and do it yourself?!"

Lin Mo immediately retorted sarcastically, "This Gabriel is such a loser! She can't even handle this little bit of chili."

Gabriel retorted defiantly, "If you're so good, then you do it!"

Lin Mo immediately grabbed the chili peppers and started sprinkling them into his bowl: "What a joke! It seems you haven't heard of my title, the Jade-Faced Spicy-Eating Gentleman!"

Lin Mo only stopped when the bowl was covered with a layer of red chili peppers, and then stirred it with his chopsticks.

"Is this really okay? This is a lethal dose, more than Satania's," Winette said worriedly.

Lin Mo said confidently, "Don't worry, this is just the amount I usually use when rinsing my mouth."

After saying that, he confidently took a bite, and then froze on the spot.

Seeing that Lin Mo remained silent for a long time, Winette asked in confusion, "Lin Mo? Lin Mo! Are you alright?"

Lin Mo wiped the sweat from his forehead and said nonchalantly, "No, I was just tasting the spiciness of the chili peppers. It's just average."

Did the cafeteria get ripped off by the chili vendor? These chilies are so spicy!

"Are you really alright? You're sweating," Winette said worriedly.

Lin Mo stubbornly replied, "It's nothing."

Then he snatched the water from Gabriel's hand and drank it all in one gulp.

Gabriel blushed and said, "Hey! I drank from that!"

Lin Mo: "Hiss—so what if you drank from it? This is still my water!"

Not to be outdone, Rikka Takanashi picked up a chili pepper, ready to sprinkle the same amount as Lin Mo: "My Evil King's True Eye is no less powerful than anyone else's!"

But Winette stopped her: "Don't do that anymore, it'll really burn!"

Watching Satania eat her ramen with a calm expression, Raphiel clapped her hands and said, "As expected of Lady Satania, neither the Silent Emperor nor the Evil King's True Eye can compare to you."

Lin Mo slammed his hands on the table and shouted, "What! You actually said I can't beat this idiot! Today I'll show you what the King of Spicy Food really is! If Heaven hadn't given birth to Lin Mo, the world of spiciness would have been plunged into eternal darkness! Spicy, come on!"

Lin Mo snatched the chili pepper from Winette's hand with lightning speed, unscrewed the cap, and threw it directly into his mouth.

As Lin Mo sprayed red mist, he said, "Satania is nothing, is she any better than me?"

Vinette's eyes widened, and she asked, "Um, are you alright?"

Lin Mo: "What could possibly happen to me?"

Vinette: "But you cried."

Lin Mo: "It's just that I got sand in my eye."

Seeing Lin Mo wearing the mask of pain while stubbornly refusing to admit it, Gabriel grinned mischievously, "Since that's the case, then eat another bottle of chili peppers!"

Vinette said somewhat angrily, "Xiao Jia! Stop joking like that! Hurry up and find some water!"

Lin Mo waved his hand and said, "Don't rush, let me go to the restroom."

After saying that, he turned and left, then slowly started running, and finally sprinted away, disappearing from everyone's sight.

Winette: "Is he really alright? Should we go check on him?"

Gabriel said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, that guy isn't an ordinary person."

Vinette: "Huh?!!"

………………

After escaping the cafeteria, Lin Mo found a secluded spot, spat all the chili peppers into the flowerbed, spat a few times, then took out MC Infinite Milk and started rinsing his mouth.

Lin Mo: "Hiss—the chili peppers here are so spicy! Hiss—I can't take it anymore, system, please think of a solution!"

System: "Host, although MC Infinite Milk only retains the infinite attribute, milk itself can also relieve spiciness. Just hold it in your mouth, and it will be fine after a while."

Lin Mo quickly did as instructed, and soon his front was covered with murky white liquid.

You know what, this method actually works.

Once he had calmed down a bit, Lin Mo exclaimed, "I didn't expect Satania to be so amazing. She can eat this kind of spiciness without even changing her expression."

System: "Host, is it possible that Satania is a taste bud idiot?"

Lin Mo: "A taste freak?"

System: "Yes, that was shown in the original work. Host, you're using your own weaknesses to attack other people's strengths. Aren't you just asking for trouble?"

Lin Mo nodded and said, "I see. No wonder we drew. I knew I couldn't possibly be worse than an idiot! I'll definitely beat her next time!"

Having already left the cafeteria, Lin Mo was too lazy to go back for a meal. He simply took out a nutrient solution and started drinking it: "System, this nutrient solution is quite useful. Increase the drop rate in the future and keep it for future use."

System: "Received!"

And so, Lin Mo arrived at the classroom while drinking the nutrient solution, and immediately spotted Yukino Yukinoshita filling out a form.

So she went over and asked, "Yukino, what are you writing?"

Yukino Yukinoshita said, "I'm going to start a club so we'll have a place to rest at noon."

Lin Mo's eyes lit up. What a great idea! Why hadn't I thought of that before?

So he quickly asked, "Where are the clubs set up? I'd like to set one up and have some fun."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Clubs aren't just for fun. Without a proper reason, the school won't approve your club. So what is your purpose in starting this club?"

Lin Mo thought for a moment and realized that he didn't seem to have any reason or purpose. He just suddenly had the idea to start a club, so he said, "I don't know, I just want to start one for fun."

Yukino Yukinoshita, with an "I knew it" expression, said, "In that case, why don't you try joining my club?"

Lin Mo then remembered that in the original work, Yukino Yukinoshita had her own club, which seemed to be called the Service Club. No wonder he always felt that something was missing.

Lin Mo nodded quickly and said, "I'll join, but I have one condition!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Oh? What are the conditions?"

Lin Mo said earnestly, "I want to be the vice president!"

Yukino Yukinoshita smiled slightly and said, "Okay."

Lin Mo said happily, "OK, hurry up and bring me the form so I can sign it."

Look at me, I've become the vice president now! That gives me a perfect excuse to oppress the other members! Why is it called the Service Department? Because we serve the vice president, of course!

Hehehe! My dearest friend Hachiman Hikigaya, you don't want anyone to know you like...

Jie Jie Jie!

Chapter 60 Special Attack on the Great Teacher

Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head and said, "Unfortunately, we don't even qualify to form a club because we don't have enough members."

Lin Mo patted his chest and said, "How many more people are you missing? I'll find them for you!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Right now, it's just you and me."

Lin Mo said confidently, "No problem. Once I've recruited my troops, I'll definitely slay Hiratsuka Shizuka!"

Yukino Yukinoshita smiled and said, "Then I'll leave it to you."

Lin Mo: "You can rest assured when I handle things!"

After all, the original work already provided the members, so all I had to do was recruit them into the club. But then again, which class are Hachiman Hikigaya and Yui Yuigahama in?

Not understanding, Lin Mo asked, "Yukino, which class are Hachiman Hikigaya and Yui Yuigahama in?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Why are you asking this?"

Lin Mo: "Of course we should recruit them into the gang. They're born for this."

Yukino Yukinoshita sighed and said, "They're in Class 1-D. You need to make sure they joined voluntarily, not force them to join."

Lin Mo said confidently, "Don't worry, they'd love to join!"

And so, after the first break, Lin Mo ran to Hachiman Hikigaya's class.

Lin Mo waved and said with a smile, "Yo! Hachiman!"

Upon hearing the greeting, everyone in the class immediately looked over, their faces showing confusion. Was there such a person in the class?

Hachiman Hikigaya's eye twitched slightly. He had been obediently staying in the classroom, so why did this idiot manage to turn around?

Hachiman Hikigaya buried his head in his arms, trying to get away with it.

Lin Mo walked straight over, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Hachiman, don't sleep anymore. I have something to discuss with you."