Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

General Lei Dian drew his sword, the hilt pointing upwards, making it easy to pull out.

If Walnut and Fufu were to draw their swords from their chests, the hilts would likely be pointing forward, essentially providing the enemy with a weapon. They would need help to pull them out.

Well, let's talk about the older sister's story instead.

"A long, long time ago, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a beautiful and powerful queen. But then a war broke out, and although the queen won, she lost many friends."

"Waaah," she said, heartbroken, "I want to be a robot to do my job. Then, I want to live in the palace forever and never make any friends, so I won't lose any. Waaah."

The two gods in the first part were watching Paimon tell stories with amusement in mind, and overall they were quite happy.

But when it came to Ying, Ying wasn't very happy.

What?! Have you no manners?! I didn't cry! I have to let the whole world know I didn't cry!

Although the Shadow wasn't very happy, Yae no Miko was.

Little Paimon's story was told so well; it captured the essence of the story.

I should have let Paimon do some writing when I had the little guy write the book.

Just then, Paimon started talking about the Divine Child.

"Ahem, speaking of which, the Queen also has a beautiful and powerful priestess friend, and she can't bear to see her friend locked up in the palace all the time."

"At this time, the traveler arrived in this kingdom. She and her companions were both clever and brave."

Paimon is practically the leader of a praise group; she praised every single character who appeared in the series.

Everyone was happy, except for Ying.

I already told you I didn't cry!

Ying understood Gan Yu's feelings. At this moment, she was really wondering whether to blame Paimon, who told the story, or Lin Qiu, who wrote the story.

Gan Yu never expected that after arriving in Sumeru, there would be more people who empathized with her.

In fact, besides Ying, there was another person who was unhappy, and that was Ying.

Two people with the same name are feeling the same way right now, but they are unhappy for different reasons.

The shadow was because Paimon said she was crying and making a fuss, and the glow was because of Sudabe's subsequent remarks.

[Sudabe: "Everyone is amazing! That traveler sister, even though she's not the oldest, is really amazing too. Sudabe wants to be like her when she grows up."]

Yingmei pouted, "I'm so sorry if I'm not your big sister, why do you keep emphasizing it!"

Although Yingmei is not the eldest sister, it depends on who she is compared to. If she can't compare to General Leidian, can't she at least not compare to you, Master Hu?

Fufu too, did she say she wasn't talking about you?

But after Paimon finished telling these three stories, readers suddenly noticed something.

Although these three stories are not exactly the same as what Kaia said at the time, they seem to match up.

Oh no, could Kaeya be a prophet too?

Furthermore, everyone noticed something else: these three stories are about three different countries, but it seems like Liyue alone can tell three stories!

The dragon, the sea monster, and the clever older sister who fights the sea monster all make sense!

However, compared to these stories, Yingmei in the book was more curious about information about Lanaluo and inquired about it.

Sudabe said she had forgotten about Lanalo and couldn't say anything more.

I only remember that I went into the forest to find herbs to cure Grandpa Amazya's eyes, and then I can't remember anything else.

It's worth mentioning here that one of the advantages of Sumeru is that its medical care is 'free'. This was demonstrated when Tina Li treated that 'Yunnanese man' for mushroom poisoning; it was all free.

Medical care is free, but medical resources are limited.

Most of the Sumeru people eventually have to spend their own money to buy herbs and find doctors, or go to the forest to find herbs.

Therefore, in the legendary quests of Tina, traveling merchants will sell herbs, as there are trade routes for these items.

Getting back to the story, all I can say is that Kaus and Sudabe are quite tight-lipped, except for Yudan, who is a complete sieve.

In terms of leaking secrets, Yudan can sit at the same table as Raiden and Paimon.

However, Paimon did become much smarter after arriving in Sumeru, and she noticed that Sudabe didn't want to share information with them.

So Paimon used the title of "Lana's sister" to say that Lana wanted to know.

Paimon even felt that one older sister might not be enough, so he used the older sisters in the story as allegorical tales.

Paimon said, "Didn't the priestess in the story say, 'Ding ding ding, don't act like a sulking child and refuse to talk to people!'"

Shadow: Is this never going to end?! I'm really getting angry!

Divine Child: Hehehe, more and more!

Unfortunately, even though Paimon said that, Sudabe still refused to reveal any information about Lanaro, only promising to tell Lana when she grew up.

This little girl is frighteningly mature! Her talk about marrying Lana sounds like the kind of affection a child might have, doesn't it? Readers are starting to have doubts.

No matter what, this girl went too far. Keeping her mouth shut like that makes the traveler seem like he's bad at getting information out of a child.

This doesn't bother the travelers, but Paimon is quite stingy.

Be careful, she might complain to Nasita and create a law that forbids you from marrying Lana!

Well, enough of that. Let's get back to the story. Sudabe still has something to say.

[Sudabe: "Thank you for telling Sudabe the story. I really like it. From now on, I want to be like the priestess—smart, beautiful, and amazing!"]

She wants to be an older sister like Shinji, so why doesn't she want to be like Kage?

It's really baffling. Ying clearly fits the criteria of being beautiful and capable, so what aspect of those three doesn't she fall short of? It can't be because Ying isn't smart, right?

If this were real, not a shadow, Sudabe would probably want to become one.

What exactly is the difference between these sisters who look so alike? It's really hard to guess.

Sudabe continued, "Then I'll marry Lana!"

Never forget your original intention! From the beginning of the story until now, she has been single-mindedly focused on marrying Lana.

Lana didn't take those words to heart, simply thinking it was a child's affection for her.

However, the more readers read, the more they felt something was off. Sudabe's obsession with Lana seemed a bit exaggerated; she really couldn't stop talking about Lana.

Is this Sumeru alright? Why does it feel like there's something strange everywhere?

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Character Voice Lines - Yae no Miko: About Sudabe

"What a smart kid! He has such good taste, hehehe."

Chapter 551 Together with Lana

In short, after the Traveler—no, the Traveler's God-like Mouth—talked himself hoarse, he did manage to obtain a little bit of information.

The three children shared almost the same thought: they couldn't tell the adults these secrets.

However, everyone thought, "If you can't tell an adult, then tell Paimon. She's not an adult."

If she really ate the fallen berries, she might not be taller than you guys when she falls to the ground.

Paimon: I'm all in your hearts, and you're all playing mind games with me.

Paimon was in the most awkward position; as an 'adult,' the other adults treated her like a child.

As a 'little kid,' these three children treated her like an adult.

What quantum pacman? It changes depending on the observer.

Leaving Paimon aside, after Lana finished telling the three children the story, she returned, smiling, and said:

"I'm back! How was it? Did you guys have fun?"

Well, the kids should be pretty happy, but the traveler and Paimon might not be.

But now that the story is over, Lana is back, and it's time for everyone, whether happy or not, to leave and do some adult things.

That's right, the traveler and Lana went to do adult things, and guess who didn't get an invitation? It's you! Sudabe!

Lana and the traveler declined Sudabe's kind invitation to have a meal together. Sudabe was very sad that Lana wouldn't eat with them.

[Sudabe: "Sudabe wants to eat with Lana-neechan..."]

Readers are starting to wonder what she really wants to "eat" based on what she says; this child is far too mature.

The children's invitation to dine together was declined, so they had to go home first.

Lana stopped Yudan and told him not to run around in the forest anymore.

Yudan said that he felt so comfortable in the forest that it was like coming home, and he didn't need to worry at all.

Although Yudan eventually gave in under Lana's 'threat' to tell his parents, the readers could tell from his expression that something bad was about to happen.

The story keeps mentioning cucumber spirits. Could it be that this child went to the forest, and then the traveler and Lana went to find him and eventually encountered the cucumber spirits?

At this point, readers are still speculating, making reasonable guesses based on past experience, and they don't know if they are correct.

In the story, Lana invites travelers to go on a forest patrol together, which is what I mean by an adult activity; children are not allowed to go on forest patrols.

The traveler was a kind-hearted and idle person, so naturally he wouldn't refuse Lana. After all, that's how adventurers are; they don't have any serious business, and everything they do counts as work.

Some unemployed people also claim to be adventurers, which makes the title of adventurer actually not very impressive.

Only after becoming a legendary adventurer can one gain fame. Little Amy is already an elite adventurer, but no one cares about her.

She is the kind of person who goes on adventures year after year without anyone knowing, but becomes famous throughout the world once she reaches the island. Her reputation as a chuunibyou princess is known throughout Teyvat.

In the story, Lana also tells the traveler many things she knows about the forest.

These tidbits of knowledge were quite interesting, and the two women chatted and laughed as they talked.

However, Lana encountered many dead zones on her patrol, and since she lacked the Eye of God, she couldn't clear them and had to ask the Traveler for help.

This shows that Paimon is indeed special. Lana, as the Sumeru Axe King, is a being who can fight against all enemies with an axe, but she cannot set foot in the Dead Zone.

Paimon dared to follow the Traveler into the Dead Zone, while Lana could only cheer him on.

Later, when dealing with the crocodile, Lana was able to step in, and the scene changed to Paimon cheering for Lana's help.

These crocodiles were really unlucky; they were just taking a nap by the river when they suddenly became prey.

Crocodile: Help! The food is attacking me!

No one cared about the crocodile's sacrifice; instead, people learned about the daily work of the ranger through this story.

It turns out that in addition to clearing dead zones and protecting forests, they also maintain the natural balance.

If there are too many crocodiles, kill them; if there are too many rabbits, catch them; if there are too many people, perhaps we should grow more mushrooms, since everyone loves to eat them.

These are a bunch of druids, the Tinari are totally archdruids.

The traveler and Lana in the story completed their patrol mission for the day, and Lana couldn't help but sigh:

"Experienced travelers are truly different! They're really amazing!"

The traveler replied, "Because Paimon often trains me."

Reader: ? Paimon?

A person with only one-fifth the fighting ability of a wild boar can actually train others?!

What readers may not know is that Paimon can actually be considered the Traveler's teacher. Every time the Traveler acquires a new element, he discusses the use of elemental techniques with Paimon.

After the patrol ended, it got dark, and the traveler and Lana decided to camp out for the night.

So Nasita was right, travelers really do stay out all night, and Nasita's mother was very worried.

The campsite had already been chosen; it was a strange little house.

The house looks like an open-mouthed "O" expression, which is quite funny.

Since no one was home, the house was temporarily requisitioned.

Lanaro: I can't go home!

The traveler and Lana brazenly started a fire and cooked a meal right in front of someone else's house—curry, a famous dish from Sumeru.