Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

Lana: "Travelers, have you mistaken a 'mushroom pig' for a real one?"

That's why Lanaro doesn't read books; otherwise, everyone would be saying, "Aren't you polite?"

Although they are all chubby, green, round, and have short legs, they are still very different!

For example... um... let's skip this topic.

The traveler and Lana arrived at Vimo Village together, and their first stop was to see Grandpa Amazya to let him know they were safe.

[Amazia: "My two little guests, please take good care of Lana as well. This child has always been a worry... When she was seven or eight years old, she got lost in the forest once, and was gone for two or three days..."]

[Lana: "Hey! Grandpa Amazya!"]

This scene is all too familiar! Readers seem to see True Lord Liuyun and Ganyu in the foreground.

What's going on here? Do all you "old folks" have this habit of bringing up your children's embarrassing past?

Xianyun: "This person really doesn't know how to have a conversation. This is clearly a topic that children don't want to hear."

Everyone was surprised. "So you could tell? Then why did you tell us?"

As an observer, Xianyun could certainly see it, but as someone directly involved, he didn't have so many thoughts about it.

The main reason she told the story of Gan Yu was because she didn't interact much with people and really didn't know what people were interested in.

Especially when dealing with young people, she might have been living in seclusion for hundreds of years, while several generations of humanity have passed. How would she know what to talk about with young people?

Her magical arts and mechanical skills were incomprehensible to others, so she could only explain them by talking about things she found interesting.

Honestly, her choice to tell Gan Yu's story was a high-EQ decision for her.

All she knew was Gan Yu and mechanical arts. The traveler knew nothing about mechanical arts, but Gan Yu and the traveler knew each other.

In summary, Xianyun's story about Gan Yu is indeed a result of her 'good conversational skills'.

It can only be said that caring for elderly people living alone is everyone's responsibility.

Well, putting aside these 'high EQ' elders, Lana introduced the traveler to a peer—Alfonso, who is from Fontainebleau.

During our conversation, I learned that the children of Vimo Village would go missing, but strangely, they would return on their own after a few days.

Just as they were chatting, the children arrived, interrupting their conversation. They pulled the traveler and Lana towards Lana's house to play.

As we all know, Yingmei is also a very good older sister who is good at taking care of children, so she naturally wouldn't refuse and would play with the children in a very natural way.

However, the idea of ​​her being the older sister is just Yingmei's own opinion. In fact, if the Grass God could read the mind of one of the little girls, he would see her thoughts.

She felt: 'This older sister isn't big enough...'

In Sudabe's heart, Yingmei was still a little inferior to Lana; she preferred the 'older' sister.

After the race with the boys in the story, Paimon couldn't help but marvel at how energetic kids are.

Paimon: "These little guys can run faster than they fly..."

Wendy:?

This is why Barbara didn't know Wendy would say, "Flying is faster than running," otherwise Paimon would have been accused of questioning the gods.

Lana: "You guys are getting better and better at running. Honestly, it'll be a headache if you manage to escape someday."

Lana didn't need to worry about this, because the children liked her very much and had no intention of running away.

Sudabe's affection for Lana was particularly strong.

[Sudabe: "When Sudabe grows up, she'll marry Lana!"]

The reader was shocked; this must be the kind of thing a child would like, right?

We don't support pedophilia, but the problem is that it's about older women having pedophilic relationships!

[Caus: "Wow, didn't we agree to marry my brother? Liar!"]

Listen, that's the sound of a sister-obsessed person's heart breaking.

When they were little, the younger sister clung to her older brother; now that she's grown up, she dislikes him.

You see, Ayato, there's no place for you in this house anymore.

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Character Voice Acting - Traveler: About the 'Big Sister'

Ying: "She looks like an older sister to me, doesn't she?"

Paimon ( ﹁ ﹁ ): "Hmm..."

Ying: "What kind of expression is that?"

Chapter 549 Three Stories

However, Sudabe might not be lying to her brother; perhaps it is a case of 'monogamy'.

Ahem, seriously, kids don't have that many thoughts in mind. They just want to hear stories—dragons, sea monsters, and stories about older sisters.

The last one seems a bit off; Sudabe's speech was still as explosive as ever.

[Sudabe: "Sudabe wants to hear stories about older sisters! Stories about smart and capable older sisters!"]

I'm a botanist, and this is lily! She just likes older women, right?

This is practically the leader of the Vimalakirti Manor lesbians!

Let's say the little girl is more precocious. The two little boys next to her are still talking about dragons and sea monsters, while she's already eyeing the older sister. She's already losing at the starting line.

It's like a little boy watching "Metal Hero" while Sudabe is focused on the policewoman.

To this, everyone wants to say: Please, Sudabe, stop competing with us adults for the older sister!

[Traveler, hands on hips: "I'm smart and capable too!"]

In the illustration, Yingmei stands with her hands on her hips, looking puzzled. Despite being the 'big sister,' she seems to be seeking praise—how adorable!

Sudabe nodded: "Hmm... Sister is amazing and beautiful too! But Sudabe will be Lana's bride in the future, so I have to become even more amazing than you!"

It's terrifying that readers have found themselves gradually getting used to Sudabe's lesbian statements.

Paimon and the traveler in the story were the same; they were completely used to Sudabe's words and didn't take them to heart.

Paimon pondered, "...Speaking of which, does anyone know the story of the eight-headed sea serpent, the silver-haired banshee, and the abyssal dragon?"

Kaiya: Thinking about me?

You know what? Sea serpents, succubi, and evil dragons—these are exactly the kinds of stories these three children want to hear.

However, these three stories were made up by Kaiya, and Paimon and the Traveler didn't know enough about them; they could only tell what they knew.

The dragons, of course, tell the story of Dvalin, who have not yet come to know a certain incomplete dragon.

Surprisingly, this child named Yudan was very well-informed; he actually knew about the Mondstadt Dragon Plague, which saved everyone the trouble of explaining.

The storyteller is God's Mouth. Although Paimon looks like a child and acts and speaks like one, she actually has a bit of an older sister vibe when she's really facing children.

She slightly modified the story to make it more engaging for children.

"When the dragon awoke, it found the world had changed."

"Roar!" the dragon announced loudly, "I'm very angry now, and I'm going to smash all your little houses and castles to pieces!"

This cute way of speaking reduces some of the harshness and is indeed more attractive to children.

Even Wendy couldn't help but admire him, feeling that Paimon had the potential to be a bard.

[Yudan asked, "How big is the dragon? Is it as big as a house?"]

The traveler replied, "About the size of a Paimon in one bite."

That's a very small description, because Paimon is really not that big.

Paimon: "Hey! Don't let my short stature fool you, I have a huge brain!"

That's true, Paimon's head is indeed quite big.

"Hmph! I'm like a dragon; I can swallow a whole Vimalakirti Manor whole in one gulp!"

Readers understood; this was foreshadowing, and Paimon would definitely "eat" Vimalakirti in the future.

Just kidding, nobody took these jokes made by kids seriously.

After telling the story to the child, the traveler in the story also asked about the information he wanted to know.

It's still about Lanaro, whom I met through Haibasha.

Yudan said he had never seen the wonderful creature the traveler mentioned.

[Traveler: "It looks like a mushroom pig..."]

All I can say is that travelers know how to 'fish'; no one will listen to you no matter what you say about XX.

But if you say things like 'XX looks like XX' or 'XX is not as good as XX,' someone will immediately reply to you.

Yudan laughed and retorted, "Hahaha, it's not a mushroom pig!"

This has exposed him; he has clearly met Lanaro!

In addition, he also revealed a name, 'Lanlana'.

This name isn't very 'friendly'; it's all N and L sounds, which is a bit of a hassle.

Yudan's act of revealing information can only be described as a child being a child after all. Although he wanted to keep it a secret, he still managed to leak most of it in the end.

The second child was named Caus, and he wanted to hear the story of the sea monster.

[Caus: "Like, a fish as big as an island, a giant squid as long as a river, and that story of the wooden man and the giant whale! And a giant turtle with an elephant standing on its back!"]

Unbeknownst to these travelers, the story they chose was the tale of the Liyue Wars against Oser, and the story was still told by the God's Mouth.

"The great water serpent was very wicked, so God pressed it down on the seabed with a stone so that it would not stir up waves and destroy the harbor."

"After a very long time, it awoke from the sea and said, 'Damn gods, damned scoundrels! I'm so angry!'"

Zhongli smiled; he quite liked the way Paimon told the story.

Finally, the water snake was sealed away again, and after the story was finished, the traveler naturally asked about the 'cabbage spirit' again.

Caius was a bit older than the other two children and was more secretive. Although you could tell he was unnatural when he lied, at least he didn't reveal any information.

At most, they gave some information about the forest, such as:

"Yes, she's everyone's good friend. She lives in the forest. She teaches us many things, like which fruits we can't eat, and how to get the trees to let us climb them."

Readers commented, "How can a tree willingly let people climb it?"

Are you sure it wasn't the tree that said, "Climb!" and you misunderstood the meaning of "climb"?

In any case, that's all the information he revealed; at most, he knew that something seemed to live in the forest.

To learn more, the traveler had to ask the third child, and that's when the heavyweight Sutabe made her appearance.

[Sudabe: "Sudabe wants a story with a very smart and capable older sister. Or, it doesn't have to be an older sister. But, it must have determination and love."]

This requirement... well, a certain unknown Honkai Impact 3rd character does fit the bill quite well...

Well, since you want to hear the older sister's story, then the traveler will naturally have to tell you about General Thunder. Just tell me, how old are you?

As for my sister... that's definitely gone.

Anyway, the traveler began to tell the story of the love-hate relationship between the Thunder General and the Yae no Miko.

Sudabe asked, "Are they all older sisters?"

Paimon replied affirmatively, "Yes, they're all older sisters!"

Look at that firm exclamation mark!

Chapter 550 The Attack of Sudabe (Bonus Chapter for Gifts)

Paimon was right, it really is huge! General Raiden's lightning is as immense as her lightning elemental power.

Pulling a knife out of one's chest is something that Fufu and Kurumi could never achieve in their lifetime.