Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

It would be nice to raise Thunder General, since Thunder General doesn't even need to rest.

She's like a 007, serving you 24/7, 365 days a year.

The services provided depend primarily on the underlying logic you set for her; in the case of Shadow, serving 'Eternity' takes priority over serving Shadow herself.

If she worked in a factory during the day and delivered food at night, I can't even imagine how great that would be.

Returning to the story, the people of Inazuma were very surprised and uncomfortable when they saw the general in person.

But Ying had a very strong heart and didn't care about this at all, feeling extremely comfortable.

After all, it's not without reason that one should have a broad mind and a strong heart.

[Shadow asked, "Are the citizens still using Mora for transactions?"]

Paimon replied, "Yes, it's the same as before. Still very sparkly and captivating!"

Paimon stated that Mora is the only unchanging and eternal being, and even though the Rock King is now 'dead,' Mora has not been replaced.

Paimon suddenly remembered something, "Wait, Shadow, you don't have Mora either, do you?"

[Kage nodded: "Of course not. There's no need for trade in 'Pure Land of One Heart.' Even if you need something, you can just have the servants deliver it."]

Why did you say "also"?

Wendy said, "Yes, why?"

Readers have figured it out: none of the gods are rich, right? Is it illegal for a rich person to become a god?

The Wind God had no money and spent his days busking and drinking. The Rock God wasn't exactly broke, but he never carried any money with him, so it was no different from having no money at all.

Now that Thor is also a god without money, will the future Grass God be like that too?

No way! No way!

Putting aside the Grass God, the Shadow Baby in the story discovered something good—Dumpling Milk!

Yingbao gave Tuanzi Milk a high rating, and even wanted to have the company deliver a cup to every household when she learned that sales were not good, which shows how much she liked it.

Ying asked, "Would you like another drink?"

Ying instinctively said, "Yes."

[Then, realizing something was amiss, he added, "...Forget it, let's not go for it. I'm not that obsessed."]

Inazuma understood; General Raiden was completely obsessed.

I used to think he was a 'three-no general' (nothing, no attitude, no skills). Now I realize he's also a 'tsundere general' (a general who is arrogant and aloof).

I just wonder if eating too much of these foods, like tricolor dumplings and dumpling milk, will turn me into a "high-risk group" (high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high cholesterol).

There's no need for the social media platform to deliver goods door-to-door anymore. With Lin Qiu's book, the ultimate "live-streaming e-commerce" movie was born.

With Yingbao's love for dumpling milk so much, it's no wonder it's so popular in Inazuma!

Zhishu woke up to find that his own product had suddenly become a 'viral milk tea'.

And you don't have to worry about others copying it, because it has General's brand certification. So what if other brands taste the same? They just can't compare to the brand!

Do you all want to drink dango milk? Or do you want to try the taste of General Raiden?

...I mean, I want to taste what General Thunder tasted.

In reality, Ying put down her milk tea and glanced at Lin Qiu.

Was it intentional? The story about me eating tricolor dumplings is in the story, and the story about me drinking dumpling milk is in the story too?

“Yes, it was intentional.” Lin Qiu nodded.

Although Ying didn't say anything, Lin Qiu knew what she wanted to say just by looking at her eyes.

I can't read minds, but I understand your personality.

"I acknowledge your prophetic abilities." Ying not only wasn't angry, but also nodded in approval, seemingly lost in thought.

Lin Qiu: "Huh?"

Meanwhile, far away in Fontainebleau, Fufu and Lin Qiu also had a 'forbidden duet', both letting out a 'ah' at the same time.

"Ah? Dumpling milk! It looks pretty good..." Funina felt her mouth watering.

Autumn! My dear Autumn! Quick! Buy some to feed me!

Consider it a way to comfort the young heart that was recently frightened by the 'servant'.

I don't understand, I just don't understand why that servant smiled when she saw me! It's mainly because her cold expression combined with that 'sneer' is really scary!

And she even bought me desserts. I always felt like she had ulterior motives. What was she trying to do?

Speaking of autumn, she always buys me sweets from Liyue and Mondstadt.

Although they were both buying desserts, the ones the 'servant' bought always seemed poisonous, like 'end-of-life care'.

Lin Qiu can teleport more often, how can we not nerf him? This ability is invincible for delivering takeout!

Funina thought eating desserts would make her happy, and Yingbao thought so too.

[Ying was very happy: "Ah—desserts really can relax people. It's so much more enjoyable than being lost in thought alone."]

Yes, all three goddesses who have experienced hardship love desserts, probably because they haven't had much time to relax.

"By the way, the Divine Child once mentioned to me that she built a shop called 'Yaedo,' which sells... light novels."

Having just finished indulging in her favorite "fat otaku's happy water," Yingbao now wants to read light novels, which only fits her "otaku girl" persona.

Moreover, as Inazuma's Thunder God, Kage didn't even know where Yaedo was, and had to be taken there by the foreigner, Mon.

Aside from her own room, she knows nothing about anything in the city, and when she does go out, it's only to drink milk tea and buy light novels. She's definitely a homebody.

When the characters from the story arrived at Yaedo Hall, the traveler began selecting books for the shadow.

[My first book: "A Man in the Martial World, But All I Want to Do is Write Novels"]

Paimon: "What a strange person, why does he have to be a light novelist?"

"If he's that good, he should be able to become the number one martial arts master in no time."

When readers complained about Paimon, one person came to mind—Qiu Cheng.

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Character Voice Line - Fryna: About the dessert given by Arecino

"Why? Why on earth? Why did she send me dessert?"

Chapter 239 The Great Light Novel

Given Qiu Cheng's incredible prophetic abilities, he's a guest of honor wherever he goes. Why does he insist on becoming a light novelist?

Other light novel authors, in particular, were furious. How could you be so stubborn?

Being a prophet isn't enough for you; you also want to compete with us in the light novel market!

Lin Qiu never expected that he, an outsider, could be hit by a boomerang.

[Second book: "About My Chaotic Youthful Romance"]

The highlight of this book is the author's delicate writing style, which vividly portrays the emotions of each character.

However, he is also very good at ending chapters abruptly, and this time he ended the chapter at the crucial moment when the protagonist was about to confess his feelings to his childhood sweetheart.

Paimon: "The plot is quite captivating, but can the Shadow understand this...love between mortals?"

Yes, let alone understanding love between mortals, it's questionable whether Daidaiying can even understand what love is, given her emotional intelligence.

[The third book: Reincarnated as the Thunder General, and then invincible under heaven]

Just seeing the title "Inazuma-hime" makes me so eager to read it! I really want the General to see this book!

But while I want the General to see it, I'm also a little afraid that the General will see it. This feeling... is so exciting!

[Paimon: "No wonder Kuroda was scared; oh, so this kind of subject matter exists."]

Kuroda was the Yaedo employee in charge of looking after the store at that time.

"If someone turned into Pain and did things that a Pain would never do, I would feel very uncomfortable!"

Kuroda in real life was ashamed. He directly used the Holy Separator to start cutting. This was all Yae no Miko's idea. Don't blame me. I'm not even an accomplice!

The original author was sweating profusely, exclaiming, "Wow, that's awesome!!!"

When I wrote this, I never expected that the General would read it!

I'm not Qiu Cheng, who dares to write about the General so openly.

Then the author saw that Yingmei was still talking about his book with the general, and he was relieved to die. He didn't dare to read the later content and put the book aside to do some mental preparation.

Let's explore the rest later.

Fortunately, the general is currently in seclusion, so he probably won't be reading the prophecy book, right?

How could he have imagined that someone would betray him! Qiu Cheng not only competed with him for the light novel market, but also specifically handed this book over to Ying Bao.

Actually, the most worried person right now is not this author, but another author.

His book is titled "Please, My Fox Fairy Priest".

This book tells the story of a useless general and the all-powerful fox spirit priest.

A famous line from his book is the general's "Yay, it's butter crab, butter crab!"

"I, General Thunder, say 'Yay!' most often! And eat mostly butter crab."

If the general were to see a book like this, the author would be devastated.

Fortunately, Qiu Cheng had some conscience and didn't include his own work in the list.

In the story, Yingmei didn't just tell this one story, but chose to tell Ying all three stories.

[The traveler pulls out his first book, "A Man in the Jianghu, But All He Wants to Do is Write Novels"]

[Commentary: "Are the hearts of the people in Liyue really this complicated?"]

["In contrast, although the protagonist has always been unwilling to acknowledge his own talent, he is a rare and righteous person."]

"Where is he now? Does he plan to come to Inazuma? I want the magistrates to invite him here so I can have a fight with him."

Tadalia said, "I'm planning to go to Inazuma. How about we have a fight?"

Inatsuma was also surprised that his general had such a "brilliant performance". He thought the light novel was real, but he actually wanted the other party to come to Inatsuma for a fight.

That makes sense, though. This is the General! The pinnacle of martial arts! He is the source of Inazuma's martial culture, so it's normal for him to want to spar with a master.

Compared to Morax, which I just finished writing about not long ago, my own god is really a bit dull.

Look at Morax, he drinks tea and listens to audiobooks every day, he's so up-to-date with the times.

Moreover, as I just mentioned, the current officials are quite busy, so please don't add to their workload, General.

The traveler then pulled out a second book, titled "About My Chaotic Youthful Romantic Tale."

[Movie Review: "Why are seven women so obsessed with forming a relationship with the male protagonist? Is this part of the 'setting'?"]

【""love"…"】

"Hmm, the 'setting' is really profound."

Just like Paimon guessed, Shadowbaby couldn't understand the story at all.

Furina understands love better, as many of the operas she is familiar with contain elements of love.

But asking Yingbao to watch a love story is really like casting pearls before swine.

The readers were not surprised at all, as they already knew General Thunder. The general was a "triple-high general" with high strength, high intelligence, and high looks.

But unfortunately, she has low emotional intelligence and doesn't go out.

How can you expect a homebody like this to understand love? Does she really expect a love story involving a 'home invasion robbery'?

A home invasion robbery targeting Thor? Even Zhongli would have to ask: Is this for real?

Then, the traveler took out the third book: "Reincarnated as the Thunder General, and then invincible under heaven."

[Movie review: "It's quite interesting. I didn't expect that this is how ordinary people perceive the general."]