Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

His subordinates were becoming disobedient, but the work of the Tenryo magistrate still had to be done. Kujo Kamaji was already overwhelmed with work and had no energy left to report on the thunderstorm.

Therefore, this difficult mission could only be entrusted to the travelers once again.

When the Thunder General was in seclusion, the only people who could see her were the Traveler and Yae no Miko.

Then the traveler went to Yae no Miko and asked her about the movie "Ray".

Yae no Miko sighed with a dejected expression, "Sigh..."

"Since it's you guys, I have nothing to hide."

"General, after that battle, you couldn't shake off the emotional turmoil, and your personality changed drastically."

Inazuma's heart clenched. Could it be that the thunderstorms off the coast of Inazuma really did change because of something happened to the shogun?

We don't want anything like the General getting into trouble!

Even if the general mistreats me a thousand times, I will still love him as my first love!

In the story, Yae no Miko almost shed a few tears, and said in a sorrowful tone:

"The General's power was already waning, and you went too far back then."

"The defeat was an incredibly heavy blow to her, and to make matters worse, when I went to see her, I happened to forget to bring the tricolor dumplings and the light novel."

["My old friend was so upset because she couldn't eat desserts while reading a novel that she had a mental breakdown. She cried and made a scene, so pitiful..."]

film:"......"

fluorescent:"......"

reader:"......"

Dude, you're making us look silly for listening to you so attentively.

The hardest part was that Yingbao was actually eating tricolor dumplings and reading Lin Qiu's novel at that moment.

"You did this on purpose?" Ying asked Lin Qiu with a calm gaze.

Come out honestly, did you bring the tricolor dumplings and this book to see me on purpose?

"Yes," Lin Qiu readily admitted.

During this time, Yae no Miko and I have brought you snacks every time we come. Why do you think that is? To let you gain weight?

Of course, it's all so I can make you laugh at this moment!

"..." Ying looked at Lin Qiu without speaking for a long time before finally saying, "It seems I need to increase the amount of your homework."

"!?!" Lin Qiu's eyes widened, and he immediately began cutting. "This was all the Eightfold Divine Child's idea! I can only be considered an accomplice! My crime doesn't warrant this!"

"Divine Child...I will also cut her later." Shadow said calmly, opening her small mouth and closing her red lips to eat the last tri-colored dumpling.

This tricolor dumpling happens to be the pink one.

Lin Qiu nodded, "Then it's alright."

However, there is another problem: you are the one who has been eating the whole time, so why am I the one who has increased my exercise?

I've already started missing that woman. That big bird didn't train my body or martial arts when it was teaching me magic.

So, if a consciousness can't gain weight, it can just keep eating, right? Sooner or later, it'll turn you into a ball of lightning.

At Narukami Shrine, Yae no Miko watched this story with a smile on her face.

Although I didn't intend for Ying to hear these words, it wouldn't matter if Ying did hear them, since Ying wouldn't cut me over something like this.

The traveler in the story naturally didn't believe Yae no Miko's nonsense and directly exposed her lies.

The divine child, unperturbed, laughed and said, "Heh, you can't blame me entirely. To me, your so-called 'worries' are just as absurd as my lies."

Paimon asked, "So, she's alright, right?"

Yae no Miko replied, "I don't know the specifics. She said she needed to rest, and I don't have anything important to do, so there's no need for me to make things difficult for myself."

In reality, Yae no Miko bothers Kage every day because Kage hasn't said he needs to 'rest quietly,' he just doesn't plan to 'go out' for the time being.

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Character Voice Lines - Yae no Miko: A Slash About the Shadow

"Oh dear, that really scared me to death! Who knew she would actually slash me? Luckily, I'm quick and I pulled out the Three-Colored Dumpling to shield myself. Hehehe."

Chapter 237 The Three-No General

Both came to see Yingwan, but Yae Miko's method of visiting was different from Lin Qiu's. Lin Qiu appeared suddenly, while Yae Miko came on foot, having conveniently skipped work.

The gatekeepers naturally didn't stop Yae no Miko from walking over.

In the story, Yae no Miko gives the traveler a token, and with this token, the gatekeepers Okuzume will no longer stop her.

In short, Yingbao handed over her 'QQ Space' account to Yae no Miko for management, and now Yae no Miko has opened up Yingmei's access permissions.

When the traveler arrived at the castle tower, the guards at the gate, Okuzawa, put on a show of being arrogant at first but then obsequious before letting the traveler in.

Upon entering the castle tower, the Thunder General was wandering around the room like a 'wild monster'.

Then this 'monster' spotted the Traveler, and the 'monster' will naturally attack any 'player' that enters its attack range.

[General Thunder: "How did you manage to break in?"]

"Anyone who trespasses should be eliminated immediately!"

"No, the use of force is prohibited."

It turns out that the Thunder General, which was originally a "hostile monster," has been changed by Shadowcraft to a "neutral monster," meaning it won't attack you unless you attack it.

General Thunder immediately stated that he needed to rest and recuperate, and that handling political affairs was also prohibited except for the use of force.

No wonder she also has the surname Lei Dian (Thunder and Lightning). Although she doesn't talk much, she's actually the type who answers every question, even if there's no question at all—a family trait of Lei Dian.

It is said that Yingbao discovered a 'bug' in the general's handling of government affairs, but her own governance skills were not commendable, and she did not know how to fix it, so she simply left it blank for now.

If you don't know how to fix a feature, just disable it for now.

However, Ying has banned too many things this time. The general has been prohibited from doing many things at once, and even basic conversations are becoming impossible.

Fortunately, Yingbao was awake at this time. She just didn't want to go out, but she hadn't entered a meditative state. So she noticed the traveler's arrival and skillfully pulled the traveler into the 'QQ space'.

Paimon exclaimed, "You scared me to death! Don't pull us in like this so suddenly..."

[Ying, puzzled: "It's not the first time, what's there to panic about?"]

As a mature older sister, Shadow seemed to have forgotten that although it wasn't her first time with Ying, it was Paimon's first time.

In Ying's opinion, she did indeed use too much force when the traveler first entered, making him dizzy.

But the traveler was much more skilled when he came in the second time, and he was able to go toe-to-toe with her. Now that it's the third time, what's there to panic about? Besides, this time they don't even need to fight.

In the story, Paimon worries that General Thunder outside might be broken.

Shadow said no, she had only temporarily disabled some of the general's functions because she still needed to think about Inazuma's 'eternity'.

Yingbao was mainly worried that the General's operation would encounter 'bugs' and make mistakes again while she was thinking, so she prohibited many of the General's actions.

Paimon wondered, if that's the case, why not just shut down General Thunder?

Ying said that she never thought about shutting it down when she was creating it.

Because Yingbao is a genius, she foresaw that her future self might be affected by 'wear and tear' and thus shut down the General, which would obviously be detrimental to eternity.

So Genius Shadowcraft chose not to implement this feature at all, which is smart, isn't it?

The current situation is a classic case of 'being too clever for one's own good'.

[Shadow said, "For me, disabling certain functions temporarily is more effective than directly modifying the puppet's laws until I figure out the form of 'eternity.'"]

What she meant was that banning it directly was much easier than fixing a 'bug'.

Paimon suddenly realized, "Then I think I understand. The chaotic thunderstorms off the coast of Inazuma are also because some of the General's functions have been disabled."

[Shadow, however, was puzzled: "Thunderstorm disorder? This is the first time I've heard of such a thing."]

I really like one of Yingbao's lines: 'Are you underestimating me? I know about "eternity."'

After all that fuss, it turned out that Yingbao didn't even know that a thunderstorm had caused chaos in the open sea.

Fortunately, the Inatsume people thought that this thunderstorm was the will of the Thunder God, that is, the manifestation of 'eternity'.

After listening to Paimon and the traveler's story, Shadowboo nodded.

"Hmm, so that's what you mean by thunderstorms..."

"It was a mistake, but these things happen. I'll adjust the general's position later."

Ying also looked slightly embarrassed. "Don't look at me like that. I've never done this before. The general's structure is very complex, and any adjustments will inevitably cause problems."

[The film emphasizes: "Yes, I'm not making excuses, that's just the truth."]

In any case, at least Yingbao convinced herself.

The Inatsume people remained silent. Why did their general seem to be getting more and more naive? And even more adorable?

Previously, I thought the general was a cold, dignified, and invincible "three-no general" (meaning he was indifferent, dignified, and without thoughts or desires).

I only just realized that the general is actually a brainless, socially inept, and invincible "three-no general".

In the story, the traveler asks Shadow about his thoughts on 'eternity'.

Regarding this film, she said she still hadn't figured it out. Although she saw a direction to move forward, the contradictions still existed.

Ying invited, "Let's go for a change of scenery, how about we go for a walk?"

[Shadow replied: "This isn't necessary for me, but your invitation... might be nice to change the mood."]

Yingbao blinked. In reality, it was Lin Qiu who had invited him. He wondered if this trip would be different from the one in the book.

Paimon asked in confusion, "Huh? But what we're seeing right now is the consciousness of Shadow, right? Can consciousness leave this place?"

[Shadow nodded: "I have my own way of dealing with that. I'm not going to imprison myself willingly."]

Although she said she wouldn't imprison herself, her actions were no different from being imprisoned.

The most obvious point is that Paimon offered to be the tour guide for the trip.

A deity's tour of Inatsuma requires a foreigner as a guide!

Nasita the White Radish was imprisoned for five hundred years and didn't need a guide when she came out!

Zhongli and Venti, those two old guys, secretly acted as tour guides themselves, especially Zhongli, who was afraid that travelers wouldn't know Liyue Harbor, so he personally led them around.

In the book, the traveler begins his tour of Inazuma with the purple eggplant, even though the eggplant is the deity of Inazuma, the traveler now acts more like the host.

In Liyue, it's the gods who guide you on your tour; in Inazuma, it's the gods who guide you on your tour.

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Character Voice Acting - A Shocking Movie: About Cutting Yae no Miko

"I only meant to scare her, but I didn't expect her to pull out the Three-Colored Dumpling... You don't think I stopped because I didn't want to hurt the Three-Colored Dumpling, do you?"

Chapter 238 Only the Poor Are Gods

[Shadow said, "There's a nostalgic smell in the air, and a solid feel underfoot, hmm..."]

The woman from the centuries-old house said this.

After being on maglev for so long, I've forgotten what it feels like to have my feet on the ground.

This is the opposite of Guizhong, who belongs to the type who walks on the ground every day. Guizhong is truly all-natural, without any additives (in shoes).

Paimon said, "Let's go to the liveliest part of town first!"

Paimon was referring to the city's market as the liveliest place, since there were no celebrations now and the market was the most bustling place.

The sudden appearance of a general who hadn't left his home for centuries at the market was undoubtedly a remarkable event.

Passing customers and vendors alike were astonished; it felt like seeing someone walking an alpaca on the street.

No, it's even rarer than walking alpacas, because alpacas are actually kept as pets, but you can't keep General Thunder even if you wanted to.