The losers in daily youth have all become witches

Yanai saw that his expression was serious.

"what?"

Li Mo was stunned.

"Both the senbei and the delicious sticks are too dry. It's hard to swallow them when you're thirsty. I hope the club can provide drinks in the future!"

The girl said seriously.

"Very well, I'm going to squeeze this box of 300% peach juice concentrate up your nose right now."

"Aieeee! Stop it! The smell of cheap industrial fragrance is coming over me!"

"Next up is Chiba's pride. Take that, half a 200ml can of MAX coffee!"

"Namo San, how unmerciful! Asakura-san, you are such a beast!"

Looking at Li Mo who was trying to stuff the coffee shop into the other's nose, and Yanami Anna who was trying hard to fight back, Amakusa Shino couldn't help but sigh.

If an uninformed person saw this scene, they would probably think that Li Mo was doing a wall-bang on Yanaijian.

It’s a pity that after witnessing the whole process, Amakusa Shino was unable to feel even a trace of the charm and ambiguity between men and women from these two people.

"These guys are so carefree and have no sense of danger..."

"But since I'm happy, I don't mind."

Finally recovering from her shyness, Yuigahama Yui looked at the noisy two people with a gentle smile on her face. Then she looked at Yukinoshita Yukino who was standing aside and said: "Xiaoxue, it would be great if you could put aside your reserve and join in."

Yukinoshita Yukino put down the paperback in her hand and casually picked up the plastic bottle on the table and started playing with it. "Yuigahama-san wants to drink through her nose too? Is oolong tea the only option?"

"Why do you only learn the ghostly part?!"

"Because I think Yuigahama-san would like it."

"What kind of image do I have in Xiaoxue's mind?!"

"A slightly regrettable child."

"I'm just complaining, you don't have to answer!"

The pink-haired girl was in tears.

"Under the Snow..."

Amakusa Shino looked at Yukinoshita, who was teasing Yuigahama Yui with an expressionless face, and said in surprise: "I feel that you are different from before."

"maybe."

Yukinoshita said disapprovingly.

"Wow, it must be that thing that can cause such a big change in a girl..."

A gleam of light flashed in Amakusa Shino's eyes.

"If you mean love, unfortunately there is no such thing."

Yukinoshita Yukino interrupted with a sullen face, "I just deeply understood that I'm not that special."

After a half-second of silence, Amakusa Shino continued, "SOx! Take the next step towards becoming an adult!"

"You're a worse guy than I thought."

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at her speechlessly: "Letting such a person sneak into the student union and even become the vice president, the Sobu High Student Union's member screening system is worth reflecting on."

“It must be a systemic problem.”

Perhaps the key words were triggered, Li Mo immediately left Yanaijian and added.

"What a shame! Not only am I the vice president, but I'll also be vying for the president's seat by the end of summer vacation at the latest. Then I'll issue a new student council decree requiring Yukinoshita's skirt to be shortened by five centimeters!"

Amakusa Shino said proudly.

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at her expressionlessly. Although she didn't say anything, the words "This is a chaotic order, Yukino will not obey it" were almost written on her face.

“Why five centimeters?”

Yuigahama Yui asked curiously.

"Because the speed of cherry blossoms falling is 5 centimeters per second."

Amakusa Shino said with a gentle and elegant smile.

"It sounds so romantic, but once you put it into context, the atmosphere is ruined..."

Yanami muttered.

"By the way, can the student council president issue orders to a single student?"

Yuigahama Yui continued to ask curiously.

"No, so the president's order just now should be that all girls at Sobu High School shorten their skirts by five centimeters."

Amakusa Shino answered as a matter of course.

"Eh eh eh?"

Yuigahama Yui subconsciously covered her skirt shyly and said shyly: "That won't work..."

Li Mo cheered on the side: "President Tiancao, we respect you Kouya!"

"Wahahaha, it's okay to praise it a little more!"

Amakusa Shino put her hands on her hips and said proudly with her face raised.

"President Amakusa, the savior of men!"

Li Mo continued to cheer.

"As for joining the student union..."

"No need to discuss."

"Tsk..."

"Rather than being the savior of men, I think it's better to say that I'm the savior of the throes, right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino's gaze was as cold as ever.

"A woman will never understand a man's romance."

Li Mo retorted.

“Absolutely…”

Yukinoshita Yukino was hit by a fatal blow.

"wall……"

Amakusa Shino suffered splash damage.

"It seems a certain Asakura-san doesn't even understand the basic morality of not mocking others based on their physical characteristics."

"Asakura-kun, I have to remind you that the great mentor Konata once said that flat breasts are a rare resource."

"That, that..."

Yuigahama Yui said tremblingly: "Xiaoxue, and President Amakusa, Asakura-san probably didn't do it on purpose, he just accidentally..."

Yukinoshita Yukino warned: "Yuigahama, don't try to protect that guy. Too much doting will only make people's hearts more deformed."

Tiancao Shino also echoed: "That's right, with such a big heart, how could you possibly understand our pain!"

"No, I didn't mean that. Please don't confuse me with you, Amakusa-san."

Amakusa was shocked: "You cut ties with me so quickly, you're worthy of being Yukinoshita-san, a family member of the Council of Representatives!"

Yukinoshita: "..."

Chapter 88 Newcomers join the club.

Often, after offline gatherings, those who get along well with each other will organize some drinking parties with a few people, which is generally called a secondary meeting.

"So our behavior should be called a secondary society."

In the association's hut, Yuigahama Yui spoke excitedly.

She seemed to be quite keen on entering the secret base and carrying out behind-the-scenes activities after the superficial club activities ended.

"Sounds like some otaku club..."

Gokou Ruri muttered.

"Listen up, Liuli. A otaku is someone who, until their death, can't forget the beautiful things they once dreamed of. They have their own unique romance etched into their bones. Even after reaching adulthood, even when the world looks at them with strange eyes, they still won't give up their passion for pursuing beauty. They're foolish but pure boys."

Li Mo defended the otaku seriously.

"Although it's understandable, but since you're speaking up for otaku like this, is he an otaku himself?"

Gokou Ruri asked curiously.

"I also like watching anime and comics."

Li Mo performed a Kamehameha move: "I've practiced the Kamehahaha, Nandou's bone-gnawing, and Pegasus's whirling Kun-smacking fist in private before."

"I always feel like there's a sadly thick barrier between the anime that Takuma-senpai talks about and the anime I know..."

Wu Geng Liuli listened to Li Mo's words full of the style of the last century, and rubbed his forehead, not knowing whether it was praise or a headache. Then he smiled with a hint of cunning and asked: "Based on the definition of otaku just now by the senior, are you still practicing that trick now?"

"I stopped practicing half a year ago."

Li Mo said.

"Well, people still have to face reality."

Although Yuigahama Yui didn't understand what Li Mo said, she still tried to smooth things over.

“After all, I’ve learned it.”

"You actually learned it?! Is that kind of thing really something you can learn in real life?!"

The pink-haired girl was stunned.

"Why are you so surprised? Hasn't magic already appeared in reality?"

Li Mo glanced at the pink-haired boy and said, "In that case, it's no wonder that I learned the Magic Light Cannon, the Fist of the North Star, and the Hundred Thousand Volts."

"That last worldview is wrong, right?"

Gogen Ruri complained.

"It's just a joke."

Li Mo smiled brightly.

"It was just a joke..."

"Actually, what I learned was flamethrowing."

"It's just the skills that are different!"

Gokou Ruri complained loudly.

Unlike Gokou Ruri, who is a master of both anime and gaming, Yuigahama Yui feels completely unable to intervene in their interactions: "Asakura-san's jokes are so hard to understand... I feel like Hiratsuka-san might be more understanding."

"If I say this in front of Hiratsuka-sensei, she'll probably happily pick up on the gag, and then punch me hard when she realizes what's going on."

Li Mo said, stroking his chin.

"Speaking of which, Senior Zhuo Tuo asked us all to come here today. Is there something?"

Gokou Ruri asked the main question out of curiosity.

Although she is also an official member of the Chiba Magic Society, she is still a junior high school student after all. The school is some distance away from Sobu High School. In addition, she has younger sisters to take care of, so she does not appear in the society's hut every day.

Li Mo actually considered giving the other party a clone with a great blessing so that she would not have to worry about the distance equivalent to two tram stops and could be teleported directly to the association's hut.

However, after careful consideration, Li Mo felt that it would be better to hold on to the number of times the Great Blessing could be split, and not use it at will. Who knows, it might come in handy someday.

You have to know that this kind of teleportation can completely ignore distance. Li Mo can even use the opportunity of traveling abroad to set the teleportation point abroad. It is equivalent to having a super running skill that can ignore physical distance and run away to a foreign country at any time...

"We're gathered here today to welcome our new members. They should have joined a long time ago, but because of the academic ability test, the club building was closed a while ago, so it was delayed until today."

Li Mo then said to the two of them: "According to the time, she will be here soon."

Just as he finished speaking, there was a sharp and rapid knock on the door outside the association's hut.